my monster girlfriends

"You also know...Zhu Zui is a researcher, and a researcher is a researcher. Even if he is in a relationship, his practical thinking will not change...He never engages in such nonsense."

"So, the promise he made to his family's fox is, 'When you get home, how much energy do you need, how much energy do you have'."

Fang Xi: "..."

"In addition, Rin is also quite... um, a peculiar Qingqiu member." Bai Yin continued, "It's fine for ordinary Qingqiu members who haven't eaten human essence, but... once they taste that , other foods will no longer have any taste. This is not a psychological change, even their own 'body' is resisting ordinary food, but yearning for more perfect ingredients."

"But Rin is different... Ever since she separated from Zhu Zui a few years ago, she has never consumed human energy again, and she has persisted until now."

Are you loyal?Loyalty, not to mention foxes, not many humans are so loyal.

Are you moved?Tete is inspiring.

A fox can resist not eating energy, it's like playing loyalty with a succubus.

But, the key now is... Our head of the Yuan family said "as much essence as you need" to this fox who hasn't eaten essence for two or three years...

Fang Xi: "...he hasn't left the bedroom for a few days?"

"I haven't been out since I came back."

"...Don't they eat?"

"It doesn't matter if a capable person is hungry for a few days." Bai Yin said calmly, "As for Rin... isn't she eating 'food' all the time?"

At this moment... Even Director Fang was silent for Yuan Zhuzui's courage.

In fact, the whole world should be silent before such audacity.

Three seconds later, Fang Xi reached out and put his hand into the side of his windbreaker, touched it for a while, and then took out a small bottle.

Push towards Bai Yin.

"This, called Longhu Shengjing Pill, is a medicine developed by Daojun." He said, "Turn around... help me deliver it, and treat it as a gift for the younger generation."

"Hiss..." Bai Yin sucked in a breath of air, "Zhu Zui has suffered a lot recently, you have to let him take this medicine again..."

"It's just the medicine that strengthens the foundation and Peiyuan." Fang Xi said, "Where are the side effects?"

"This... alright." Bai Yin said, "However, you are his elder anyway. According to your seniority, he might have to call you grandpa or something... You just give this to him?"

"Nonsense." Fang Xi said, "Do you think there is anything more suitable than this?"

"This... No matter how you say it, it doesn't match the etiquette!"

Bai Yin put on a heartbroken expression, and then said, "So, I'll keep this bottle for now..."

...then was hit with a knife.

Fang Xi completed the kill with just one sentence.

"What kind of semen pills do virgins want?"

Bai Yin: "..."

Gan.

After that, they talked a lot.

Until the dark of night.

And the last topic is this.

"If my judgment is correct, then at least five years from now, Ruhu won't have the chance to 'backtrack'." Fang Xi said, "So... now he can only hide in one place."

Bai Yin said: "That is to say, in order to ensure his own safety, he must be in a place where even if you know he is there, you can't go after him personally, so as to delay until the next opportunity to go back... "

He quickly thought of something, "You are talking about..."

"That's right, that's where it is." Fang Xi said, "The demon capital——Shanhai."

Master of the Demon City: NO.2 You are really capable

The monsters are mountains and seas.

As the name suggests, it is the hometown of the Yaozu. Its body is a subspace similar to the "Snow Mountain" where Xueli lives, and cannot be entered by any means with existing technology.

Of course, the technology here refers to technology that does not contain extraordinary factors. If researchers like Daojun or Yuan Zhuzui make a move, it will not be called "technology", but "black technology"...

In fact, the name "Shanhai" was not created by the Yaozu themselves.

After all, among the demon clan.Guys like Ruhu, who are both thousand-year-old foxes, ten-thousand-year bastards, and 10-year-old bastards, are in the minority after all... Monsters are "pure", and most monsters are that kind of stupid... Sorry, they are all that Seedling witch type of guy.

When this kind of monster calls his hometown... let's put it this way, he basically only chooses lines such as "Our Nagada" or "Wowen's hometown that village".

They are pure, but the people who come into contact with them are not so pure... Can't we also learn from the other side to call "your village"?

We are all decent people. When you go to the toilet, you can’t say shit, but go to the toilet; "Welcome", maybe when the bestiality is full of poetry, there will be a lot of poetry, let's say "the beauty of the strange bottom has a strong temperament, secretly playing with purple flute late at night"...

This is all emotional, oh no, decent!

Even Long Chi complained about this: "You human beings are a little strange. If you want to do something, you just say it directly. You have to beat around the bush and think about it secretly. I saw a couple who are very happy with each other a while ago. A matter of one sentence, we will deal with it together in the next few decades, and the result is not looking forward and backward, hesitating, going out for a meal, and having to gossip for a long time... We are all human beings, why can't we even speak human words? gone?"

Bai Yin asked: "If it were you, what would you say?"

Long Chi immediately answered: "Are you interested in becoming my regular mating partner?"

"..."

... I think it's better for them to start with eating first.

In short, human beings are still such human beings, you have to say respect when you shit, and you have to call yourself a prodigal son when you flirt with a girl, so "the hometown of the demon clan" is called "Shanhai, the capital of demons".

Obviously, there is Baiyin's next goal.

However, there is no rush for this matter. By now, Bai Yin is also a human god-level ability user who can only use a private car. He has lost the right to take the bus. It also requires the cooperation of local forces, and it is inevitable that some necessary procedures must be followed.

Fortunately, Fang Xi gave him a solution: "Generally speaking, it is true that you have to go through the procedure, but for you, I can give you a suggestion."

Although Bai Yin always felt that this fellow would not say anything good, he still said, "Say it."

"So, why don't I send a battle post to Yaodu tomorrow, saying that Xianbaiyin invites the king of the Yaozu to a battle, even if the score is high, it will be a matter of life and death, and then turn around and ask Xiaoai to load Cortana's record, My own combat module... Afterwards, I will lend you the Amazono Cloud Sword and Nioh Sword, and then you may not be without the possibility of winning."

"This?" Bai Yin raised his eyebrows unexpectedly, "...It seems that it is really feasible?"

The monsters are pure, and Long Chi is also very reasonable. If he can really win, with their friendship, it is of course possible to ask her to do something.

What surprised him was not how good Fang Xi's method was, but that this guy was actually giving him advice...

Instead of some tiger-wolf words like "you get the medicine for special attack against dragons from Daojun, treat Long Chi to a meal, and put your sister-in-law to sleep".

When we saw the above sentence, our first thought was not "Fuck, he can still play like this", but "He seems to be able to do this"... We should be clear, Director Fang Recognized image, what is the situation.

Fang Xi patted her thigh: "Of course it is feasible, and let me tell you, I know Long Chi's girl well, if you really win her, she will invite you into the Demon City without you asking! "

Bai Yin was surprised: "She actually guessed Ruhu's matter, and then asked me to deal with it?"

After pondering for two seconds, "Isn't it... Isn't this something that her brain capacity can deduce?"

Can Mao Lilan keep up with Kudo Shinichi's brain circuit?

This is too fantastical.

"That's not true." Fang Xi said, "The main purpose of inviting you into the Demon Palace is to prepare for marriage..."

"Me and Xiurong?"

"What are you thinking, of course it belongs to you and Long Chi, the little princess has to be in the back row...Have you heard of orderly elders and younger ones?"

"The gods are so orderly! I don't think Chi and I are that familiar yet!"

"Does it matter? Anyway, you won, the rules of the monster clan, the winner takes all... To be a man, you have to do as the Romans do!"

"...According to what you said, if there suddenly appears a monster wizard who is rare in all ages and is stronger than me, I have to give up my girlfriend?"

"What are you thinking, come find me when the time comes... You have to adapt to the situation as a human being!"

"..."

So this is the director of the countermeasures? This is too special to be flexible.

Thanks, good plan, but not adopted.

I'll go with the procedure...

Going through the back door is a bad habit.

Yes, bad habits.

......

In short... the next goal is set like this.

But, the meal needs to be eaten at one bite, the hole needs to be entered slowly, wherever Fang Xi wants to go, he can teleport it, and even bring Fang Yuyan back with him... Bai Yin doesn't have this kind of treatment, and he has to wait for the plane to come.

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"Wait, Fang Yuyan?" Bai Yin looked at one of them, then at Fang Xi, and instantly understood, "So that's it, 'I'm not self-sufficient, Fang Xi refines the bones of gold'...you are that 'odious man' '?"

Wei Dun, "Is this your daughter?"

"...Blood relationship doesn't count."

When it came to this topic, Fang Xi was rarely silent, "It's just that if you think it is, then it is."

"I heard that she is a child adopted by her teacher..." Bai Yin rubbed her hairless chin, "That is to say... a woman who admires you brings you a girl who has nothing to do with you." Daughter of blood relationship?"

Fang Xi: "..."

"That sums it up well."

Three seconds later, he looked down at Bai Yin who was lying on the ground, "...so next time, don't sum it up like this."

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Because of Ruhu's matter, if Bai Yin is still here to play carelessly with Miao Wuwu, it would be too big.

Furthermore, Akihabara is also closed now.

——What the hell can't be sealed... The local residents woke up the next day and found more than 200 corpses lying on the doorstep, beautiful and beautiful, and they died with grievances.

Not to mention Lu Feng, people are going crazy...

This can't be blamed on Bai Yin or Yuan Zhuzui, the former and Ruhu are already very tired of calculating each other, it's normal to forget about it; the latter was overjoyed and sad, and couldn't leave the bedroom door when he returned to Yuan's house;

Not to mention the shrines that are generally responsible for washing land, there are not many people alive now, Tokugawa Nobu has been blocked by Fang Xi in the bamboo forest and scolded fifty or sixty sentences for being stupid, and almost burned the comic books in the house , dare not let a fart go.

No matter how harshly Fang Xi scolded, at least he didn't make a move. After a while, it seemed that a certain head of the Yuan family would come to him with a knife and beat him up...

Whoever made the leader of Yin and Yang was chosen by him, he can't bear the blame...

Speaking of Yuan Zhuzui, at noon that day, Bai Yin received a message from Yuan Shuangyue, saying that the patriarch had finally left the house.

At this time, it has been almost five days since they went home...

...you're really capable, in every sense of the word.

But... before Bai Yin bids farewell to Yuan Zhuzui, let's take a look at the changes in Bai Yin's data after this incident——

Master of the Demon City: NO.3 "Nio Fangxi's Art of Conversation"

To talk about data, the first thing worth mentioning is actually this.

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Name: Miao Wuwu (Chinese and White)

Favor: Life and death depend on each other (max)

Description: The beginning and the fate come, and the fate does not end. Looking back suddenly, the lights are still on.

Bonding Ability: Immortal Mortal Heart

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Name: Immortal Mortal Heart

Belonging: special

Category: bond ability

Quality: None

Ultimate effect: [everything]