my monster girlfriends

Not to mention them.

Miss Yu first glanced at the flowers I was holding, and then looked at my face.

Cover your mouth for an instant.

From the cheeks under the fingers, a ruby-like, delicate color flows out.

She didn't speak, so I didn't speak, just looked at her with a smile.

"You, you, you..." The voice trembled slightly with great surprise and embarrassment, "Are you really here?"

I could tell it was her voice when she was about to cry.

I think this kind of tears should not be called "sadness" or "grievance", but "happiness".

"Ah, obviously." I squeezed the bouquet into her arms, "As you know, I'm motion sick and road-crazy. In fact, I haven't eaten lunch until now. I just passed by the snack street and swallowed three big bags saliva……"

I smiled and said, "But I miss you so much, so I have to come, with romantic roses in my arms, come even if I don't eat, come even if I'm motion sick and road idiot, no matter how hard it is to thank you."

I spoke the lines I had already thought up, stepped forward, and kissed her forehead.

Ask very sincerely: "Then do you miss me?"

My answer was a fierce hug.

——It seems that I also want to.

......

"...Miss Yu, Miss Yu? It's been 2 minutes...don't let go?" Looking around, "Your friends are watching..."

"..."

Blushing, not speaking.

Nor let go.

She didn't say anything, but the girls said, "It's all right, don't worry about us." "Yes, yes, no need." "Let's go out to eat first." "Boyfriend, why don't you come together later? Aren't you late at noon?" Do you want to eat?"

Then, while talking, while... taking pictures.

Well, take pictures.

Boys have thicker skins, let alone me, they are even thicker than thicker...

So, I said seriously: "Strictly speaking, it's not a boyfriend. We're already engaged, with the consent of our parents."

Then someone let out a little girl's scream...

Is it an illusion, why do you always feel that the girl in your arms is hugging a little tight?

After they walked away, Miss Yu finally raised her head, her face was bright red: "It's all your fault! They will definitely laugh at me for a long time after this!"

I silently made up the knife: "You turned your back to them and didn't see it, they even took a picture just now."

Miss Yu: "..."

At this moment, her expression looks like she wants to bite someone...

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Outside the window, the night fire is hazy.

In the remaining tenderness, there are whispers.

"How did you get in?"

"The room card from your dad."

"Wow, you all united to bully me!"

"No, it's just that I want to bully you..."

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"Did you really not eat at noon?" There was a distressed voice.

"I can't lie to you? If I eat it, I will throw up in the car... By the way, do they want me to eat together? Shall we go first?"

"No! You are not allowed to go!" bared teeth, "there are girls there, you are mine!"

"That being said, I'm actually afraid of being teased all the time..." Under a certain gaze, he changed his words, "Okay, then I won't go..."

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"Then... shall we go on a date?"

"Um, I'm actually quite hungry...Can I go after eating?"

"Who said you can't eat on a date? You can also go to the snack street on a date."

"Isn't taking a girl on a date in the snack street something straight men of steel would do..."

"Hmph, are you going?"

"Go, go, as long as you are by my side, go anywhere."

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In the last lingering sound, there is such a question and answer.

"Don't go back tonight...don't you?"

"Okay."

"……Um."

And so the night darkened.

Master of the Demon City: Xu Yong's Countermeasures

Let's go back to last time.

"Okay, okay, thank you very much for your popular science." Bai Yin rubbed his forehead, "At least you let me know that the biological parents I have always thought of are not actually related to me..."

"I think you have to be lucky." Fang Xi teased, "Generally speaking, when a person knows that he and his father are not related by blood, it is from the paternity test."

Bai Yinxu raised his eyes: "Do you believe that I will call you my father in front of my wife in a few days?"

The difference between men and women is that... If you don't use methods such as paternity testing, men may not know whether the child is their own.

Women are different, no one knows better than her whether it belongs to her...

On the opposite side, Fang Xi said calmly: "Do you believe that I will send your marriage contract with a certain ancient daughter to the Snow Mountain in a few days?"

"... How do I know the daughter of the ancient clan? I remember that I don't even deserve to have teammates."

I would like to say something off topic here.

As mentioned earlier, in the countermeasure bureau, executives often exist in two-person teams.

Seeing this, what should you think of... Yes, that's right, the configuration of the two-person team is one man and one woman.

As for the reason, of course it is because the birth rate of capable users is low...

In this world, there are things that even Fang Xi can't do. The bleak birth rate of a capable person like a stock is one that he can't save.

After all, a capable person is not a stand-in messenger, any bird, dog, orangutan, can be... In this world, "ability" is and can only belong to "human beings". The reason for this is temporarily unknown .

And as long as human beings have thoughts, if they have thoughts, then there are those who are in tune and those who are not in tune... Men and women who are not in tune are sharing the same bed, and that is also dreaming of a foreign country at night, and maybe dreaming of another bed every night; Well, even if there are many barriers, they will eventually go to each other, background, parents, husband and wife, nothing can stop them... Cough, the atmosphere of capable people is like this, if people want it, others can't say anything.

Of course, Fang Xi can also ask Daojun to make a prop like "What if the phone booth", and then make a common sense modification for the whole world... However, that is content that cannot be serialized on legitimate websites, at least it needs to be 200p In fact, animation needs to shoot six episodes, and the producer has to be the kind of weapon that starts with the word Lei'er.

...This kind of behavior cannot be done, but Fang Xi can still do things that promote fertility within the scope of morality.

A two-person team is one method.

Who is Fang Xi?When he was only ten years old, he knew the girl's mind as well as he knew the location of the forbidden book in his possession; Girls are extremely easy to fall in love with the instructors during military training." This phenomenon, he used it like Chunxi kissing Yukina...

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As long as Bai Yin has this half of consciousness, he won't be a virgin at almost 100 million characters.

But it doesn't matter, right away, he has a prop that can perfectly solve similar problems...

As for what this prop is, I will talk about it in the next chapter. Now, let’s talk about the game plan first.

To be fair, if you search all over the world, you probably won't find an organization like the Countermeasures Bureau that considers its employees...

People’s companies love their employees, and it’s usually team building (and it’s quite easy to backfire). The more generous bosses just increase wages. If you are an irreplaceable high-tech talent, your title looks like a medieval British soldier. The honorable nobleman may even personally ask you how you are doing recently and where you are not comfortable staying...Of course, this is a treatment that only a few people can enjoy.

The countermeasures are different, the higher-ups even have to find ways to find you a partner...

Just tell me what type of girl you like. Anyway, due to metabolism, unless the five senses are particularly familiar with each other, the ability person will definitely not be ugly. Do you like taller or shorter than you?Slightly fat or slim?Do you want a rich woman with a mine or a daughter with a huge family power?Do you want to be taken care of by a sassy schoolgirl or do you want to take care of a bold and cute schoolgirl?

It doesn't even matter if you don't know what your preference is, because the Bureau has a real supercomputer called Cortana...

It stands to reason that it is a bit bad to use supercomputing to calculate this matter, not to say that it is not worth it, but after all, a computer is a combination of 0 and 1, and it is difficult to penetrate into human nature.

But did Cortana need to worry about such things?She has a girl herself, okay?

Her daughter even reads manga in Baiyin Consciousness Sea every day.

Of course, as the saying goes, to find a partner, you can't just look at what other people look like, but also look at what you look like...

But you generally don't need to think about it. The Bureau of Countermeasures is not just a matchmaking agency. It's an official organization. It must ask you to do something when it comes to you. It's what you do.It doesn't matter!Attending work for half a year, if you can leave a little excess fat on your body, it is not properly arranged.

Feel like your vision is limited?does not matter!Have you seen that little famous merchant?Yes, that's the rumor on the Internet that they change girlfriends every half a month. Let me clarify here, it's not half a month, it's a week...

Besides, for the next six months, you will be his personal bodyguard, so close to the kind... Even if his girlfriend sleeps on the floor, the two of you have to sleep side by side... Don't feel like bullying him, this is what he asked for .

Yes, there is cooperation between the Countermeasures Bureau and merchants... or the kind of cooperation that is unilaterally monopolized by the former and has no competitors.

The power of the Countermeasure Bureau is very inflated, even to an extent that it shouldn't be, but... any further expansion is Fang Xi's restraint on himself. As long as he is still alive, the infinite expansion of the Countermeasure Bureau's power is unstoppable.

Absolute power leads to absolute corruption, but Fang Xi is different. His power does not lie in the resources he has in his hands, but in himself.

It's like a quartermaster, the so-called soldiers and horses are not moved, food and grass go first, this is a well-known fat job in ancient and modern times, but what if the person in charge of this job doesn't look down on these wealthy second generations at all?

On the contrary, he can make this most famous fat job into the cleanest appearance.

Because of this, Fang Xi will not be corrupted by power. On the contrary, he can turn this organization, which has carried so much of his joys and sorrows, into a "dream-like" place.

Maybe after a long time, this organization that has been brilliant for too long will decline due to various reasons, but... as long as Fang Xi is still alive, the strategy will always be good, and this... as long as you are right If your family is worthy of your own morality and the land under your feet, the organization will never treat you badly, and is so thoughtful that it will even help you find a good partner.

It's a bit far-fetched, so let's get down to business.

As Bai Yin said, he has never had a fixed teammate.

"Nonsense." Fang Xixu focused his eyes, "Why don't you have any teammates?"

Are there any?

Of course there are.

Because Fang Xi was afraid that Bai Yin would harm others.

Physical harm is actually nothing. To be fair, Bai Yin is also a man who is so handsome that he can solicit customers for eating noodles at a barbecue stand. Look subjective.

The problem is the mental torment...

As for the type of destruction, I think you can completely guess it...

If it doesn't work, you can also recall that when Bai Yin was looking for Ji Yuanjing, in front of the local gang boss, he gave him a local anesthesia, cut off the opponent's thigh, and set up a barbecue grill on the spot feat...

...Let's not say it's a human being, Long Chi was so tense that he almost blurted out, "Say! What is your purpose for coming to Earth!"

To be reasonable, this kind of person is fortunate to have joined the countermeasures bureau, otherwise no matter what he does, he may cause great harm to human society...

"Okay, okay, let's stop with the boring fight." Bai Yin said, "You said earlier, 'Ruhu's ability was stolen from you'... What's the situation?"

"Oh? Finally asked this question..."

Fang Xi smiled, "To be precise, it wasn't stolen from me, but from your teacher."

Bai Yin's eyelids rolled up: "Which teacher's wife?"

"That's the one you see most often."

"The countermeasure bureau doesn't need to sign in, and I don't go there every day. Besides, you use me like you use a donkey. Every year, you only need to be on duty for more than half a year...how do I know which one I see most often?"

After Bai Yin said this resentfully, he looked at the sky for a while, and said, "Let me think about it... In the bureau, as far as I have seen, the female who looks in your eyes obviously seems to be asking for mating, probably There are more than 20 people... Obviously, this cannot be used as a reference."

Hearing this, Fang Xi's chopsticks for stirring the ramen froze...

"Wait...how can there be so many?" He said, "Are you sure you read it right?... No, the girls you can meet, except for a few, are generally young girls in their 30s and 30s, right? My age is not a secret, is it? How can a 100-year-old girl look at a [-]-year-old guy with such eyes?"