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Otherwise, why does Liu Mang like to step on the flying sword to go back?Because he has long been deprived of the right to take the bus in the territory...

If there is only one preferential treatment that really shocked Bai, his monthly basic salary has increased from [-] to [-].

Well, on par with his cat.

"Hey...it's amazing." Bai Yin couldn't help teasing Xue Sheng at the time, "Is this your family welcoming a son again? You even gave me a raise?"

"Heh... In your eyes, am I the kind of street lamp professional who will deduct people's wages?"

Then... Xue Sheng who said these words received Bai Yin's small look of "Are you humiliating yourself?"

The former coughed lightly: "In short, the salary is here, do you want it?"

"If it's RMB, I'll definitely take it." Bai Yin said, "But what if it's from Zimbabwe (the cheapest currency in the world)?"

"I am the head of the countermeasures bureau, can I send you the currency of Zimbabwe? The people of the Xia country do not lie to the people of the Xia country."

"Really?"

"real."

"Then how many mistresses do I have?" Bai Yin blinked her big eyes full of curiosity, "How do you divide the beds every night? Is it the one with a flop, or the one with dozens of people on a big bed? Or is it the teacher? You've reached the age where you can only imagine..."

Three seconds later, a human-shaped flying object shattered the door of the office like a cannonball, and flew straight out of the door.

slap.

Mounted on the wall.

Then... a reply came out leisurely.

"The people of the Xia Kingdom don't lie to the people of the Xia Kingdom, but...you don't have to use words to answer a question." Wei paused, "Also, fix the door for me later."

——Even if you reach the Human God, you, Director Xue, are still you, Director Xue.

Closer to home.

On the plane, Bai Yin sat in the middle of a couch that looked very comfortable, holding a book in one hand, and chewing some super high-sugar chocolate in his mouth. An ordinary person would probably have to chew on one or two pieces of chocolate.

After the human god, the ability to count immortals has also increased, making Commissioner Bai gradually farther and farther away on the road of human-shaped super-calculation, but the side effect is that the calories in his body are also rapidly depleted, and he must replenish sugar all the time to maintain energy — After all, sugar is the only source of energy the brain can use.

Xue Sheng also explained the situation: "The ability of being an immortal is like this. I know a person with the same ability as you. She also has the habit of bringing snacks anytime and anywhere. When she was young, her favorite was peanuts, and it had to be fried in sugar. It exploded with oil... but it's not necessary now."

As Bai Yin's teacher, he was quite unreliable when he was unreliable, but when he was reliable, he was really reliable.

"Oh? Why?" Bai Yin was very interested in this, "What method did she use?" After thinking for a while, "Is it to replenish energy, or to control ability?"

"Replenish energy." Xue Sheng said, "Don't think about it, you can't learn her method."

"Oh, joke, so far, I haven't encountered anything that I can't learn."

Bai Yin, who was born with an almanac, expressed his disdain.

"She found a godly husband, and then she had sex every day." Xue Sheng said calmly, "Three times a day."

Bai Yin: "..."

"You can find one if you have the ability?" The director's ridicule followed closely.

Bai Yin: "..."

It's impossible for a godlike husband, not even in this lifetime. Commissioner Bai is still a virgin and doesn't want to experience the happiness of being a virgin.

It's better to eat snacks, it's good to eat snacks, anyway, you won't gain weight... You Suanxian runs 24 hours a day all year round, he should not think about getting fat in his life, let's think about how to avoid malnutrition first.

Bai Yin squeezed a piece of chocolate again - raised his hand in the air, and then the chocolate was gone.

Looking down: "Cats can't eat chocolate."

"But I didn't say that cat demons are not allowed." He opened his mouth as he spoke, "Master feed me."

"Believe it or not, I'll feed you catnip?"

"Okay, I will attack you when the time comes."

"Aren't they usually night raids?"

"Hmm... because the word "Daily Raid" contains what I want to do to you, Master?"

Bai Yin: "..."

When a good-looking female gives up unnecessary shame, she is not easy for mere virgins to deal with.

Can't afford to provoke, female hooligans really can't afford to provoke.

Maybe you have already discovered...it was Miao Wuwu who was talking to him.

At this time, the cat is lazily lying on Bai Yin's lap (in human form), with his lower abdomen sticking to his thigh. At the same time, he is playing galgame with his bare feet up.

Look down, boy, Chocolate and Vanilla.

Don't ask Bai Yin why he knows the name of this game, it's because he used it as a study material before...

Well, this is real learning material.

It’s You, It’s You: NO.11 The Tradition of the Countermeasure Bureau

Miao Wuwu was specially ordered by Xue Sheng to let her come to Sakura Island together.

When the head of the authority talked about this matter, Baiyin, who hadn't seen him for a long time, had some... not good, and even less rational emotions in his conversation with Xue Sheng.

"Give me a reason." He raised his eyebrows, "A reason that can convince me best."

He said this calmly, but... Xue Sheng also knew himself as a student.

This kid, frowning and grimacing on weekdays are all jokes—well, for this pair of teachers and students, throwing an explosive into a teacup is also within the scope of "joking"—even Bai Yin would take it from time to time. He may not really care about the salary issue when he comes out to make a sarcasm.

And like this, the expression is limited to raised eyebrows, and the wording is clear, and the tone of the response is gentle... It represents something not very good.

Xue Sheng was not angry at all: "I guess, the thought in your mind just now is that after you reach the Human God, the strategy bureau has already lost control of you, so... I want to use your kitten as a threat to squeeze you the value of."

"It's not that extreme." Bai Yin said, "But... there is not much difference."

"I knew it, and I understand... because I would think so too." Xue Sheng took a sip of his tea, "But for some reason, I can't tell you why... In short, I recommend you take her with you. "

"As compensation, I consulted others for their opinions. After you complete this task, I can call the shots and give you the title of 'Daojun'."

Bai Yin took a deep look at Xue Sheng.

After a long time, he said:

"it is good."

"I trust you."

"But I hope it's not the last time."

So far, he is quite satisfied with the life of the Bureau. He not only agrees with the philosophy and responsibility of this organization, but also agrees with the people who have contributed to this philosophy and responsibility.

This is probably something engraved in the blood of human beings on this land—learned arts and martial arts, goods and the emperor's family. The so-called "emperor" may refer to the king in the past, but now it is a country and a culture.

So we will unconditionally trust those who wear military uniforms, and trust those heroes who guard this land.

Of course, this kind of thing is actually very difficult to restrain Bai Yin... This kind of person is born lawless and lawless. If someone disgusts him with the so-called "rules", he may immediately let the other party see what it means "Sorcerer's Posture · 100% Liberation" and "Fixed Actor in Gay Small Movies All Over the World".

…Well, Xiao Ai said that when he reached 80% liberation, he would use his face to replace the face in that movie.

What can really stop him is the thing that can block the ability of Suanxian: emotions.

For Bai Yin, Xue Sheng is a very important person. Although the true face of the director seems to have never been shown to outsiders, as hazy as the moon among the clouds, this does not affect his change of Bai Yin—no matter what Either physically or mentally.

Teachers, so they preach, receive karma, and solve doubts.

He is a teacher-like figure, don't look at Bai Yin's usual fights and say that he wants to chop off the chief's dog's head, but if someone really does this, even if Bai Yin is completely unsealed, he will definitely bring the murderer over , one by one in front of the grave...

The technique is unprofessional, and he is sorry for his own ability.

Therefore, Bai Yin believed Xue Sheng this time.

And the facts have proved... the hateful thing about Director Xue is that all his words that are not joking will not go wrong. It may be the fault of the world. , A narrow escape.

Of course, that's a follow-up.

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Regarding the usefulness of Miao Wuwu, Bai Yin also made a lot of guesses, but he hadn't arrived at Sakurajima yet, and the information he had was really limited. Under the premise of insufficient information, all speculations were as accurate as fortune-telling.

From Kyoto to Tokyo, the distance is not too far, just the lively Miao Wuwu, watching videos, making phone calls with real dog friends, showing off that I am on a business trip with the owner, and then being told "I am dating now, Hang up first, it's sunk, and it's over... Yes, you can make phone calls on this plane.

Here I would like to explain: the so-called prohibition of communication signals on the plane is essentially because the mobile phone emits electromagnetic waves when in use, which may interfere with the communication of the ground base station at the airport, and also affect the accuracy of the positioning of the aircraft system.

But after this rule was established, no connection between the two has been discovered for decades, so now, even many flights have canceled such restrictions, let alone private jets... There are really rich people. Happiness, others can't imagine.

Bai Yin closed the book, recalling the materials he had read before coming here.

"Sakurato Minamoto... the Genka who slays ghosts."

He thought about the documents he had read in the Countermeasures Bureau. They were all top-secret materials, which were not recorded on any electronic devices, and all rubbings would be burned. Of course, Bai Yin didn’t need these, he had to memorize a few pages of materials , No time to urinate.

According to the records, the Yuan family is the leading ancient family in Sakurajima. Apart from historical origins, it is also the family of the woman who married Xia Ying a hundred years ago. It has a deep connection with the countermeasures... It is also the purpose of his mission this time. ally.

Gee, dirty political marriage.

However, according to the information, the confrontation between the two places seems to be quite serious a hundred years ago. Why can a simple marriage directly change the relationship between the two places?It shouldn't be...

Come to think of it, it must have been a lot of confrontation between light and dark...Since ancient times, such things have been inevitable in any political change.

It couldn't be that man a hundred years ago who slept with the Patriarch of the Yuan family, and then used it as a springboard to get rid of all the opponents, right?

If this is the case, should we say that this man is a romantic man, or should he be said to be a good wit...

Bai Yin remembered the materials he read when he was bored, and his expression gradually became strange.

In other words, why does the countermeasure bureau always come up with such characters... Let me think about it, some parents died when they were young, and they borrowed from their father's friend's house, and then fell in love with their sisters; There are even those who go to Sakurajima as a guest, and then are taken by the female head of the house...

This……

So it turns out that the Bureau only accepts this kind of men who depend on women for food?

No wonder even the thief Xue Sheng was forced to deduct my salary to save his own money... Is it the tradition of the countermeasure bureau to co-author?

Tsk tsk, I'm shaking and cold, when will a man stand up... Huh, I'm Bai Yin, I've left my words today. If I were the chief of the bureau, I would be alone all my life, and I wouldn't suffer this wrong!

no sooner said than done!

——With such determination, the two travelers from Xia Kingdom arrived at their destination.

A huge brightly lit city gradually appeared under the fuselage, and highways extending in all directions woven into a shining spider web.

It's you, it's you: NO.12 The figure that makes cats cry

"Are you sure they landed here?" Yuan Zhuzui questioned.

This is a wasteland in Tokyo. Normally, it is about a three-hour drive from Yuan’s house, but Yuan Shuangyue only took one hour. It is hard to imagine how much destruction the private car that the second lady drove , as they drove up, the headlights cut through the air like samurai knives.

It's no wonder that he questioned, if this is an abandoned runway, then he can tentatively think that it is some secret ace pilot who sent the commissioner of the countermeasures bureau, and a person with a god-level ability is also worthy of this kind of treatment.

But the problem is that the space here is only the size of two playgrounds... No matter how ace pilots can use a passenger plane to drive a helicopter to land.

"Brother, yes." Yuan Shuangyue said, she was wearing a spacious safari at this time, her hair was pulled up, and the two-meter long sword was hanging from her waist, revealing a swan-like white neck.

If she is the head of the Yuan family, then she should let her hair hang down like scattered willow branches, put on a graceful kimono, and not wear a sword, because the head of the family is equipped with guards, and carrying weapons with her will be considered a The dereliction of duty of a guard, in the ancient clan, this kind of crime is enough to cut seppuku...

At this time, her safari is also a symbol of nobility, but it does not symbolize the "supreme" when wearing a kimono. In ancient times, safari was used for hunting or worshiping gods. Those who consecrate themselves.

In addition, I heard that this custom was passed down a hundred years ago. It seems that some female head of the family didn't like power, so she handed over the power to the recruited butler. It turned out that the butler was someone like the "Prince" next door... Later, the two People get married, and the woman dresses like this.

Yuan Zhuzui has always hated this kind of broken rules. After all, it is difficult for a man of science to understand the "meaning of etiquette and etiquette"... If Yuan Shuangyue hadn't calmly put a folded black kimono and a seppuku knife Set it up, kneel down in front of him, and silently look over with a look of "brother, if you don't wear it, I'll cut seppuku in front of you", he might come here wearing a pair of underpants.

Is it hot to wear a pure black kimono in summer?

Here, I want to officially introduce the brothers and sisters who will have a lot of roles in the future.

The first is Yuan Zhuzui, "Bamboo Zui" means September, he is 22 years old this year, his main job is a researcher of a certain ultra-cutting-edge supernatural technology, and his side job is the head of the source family of the ancient Sakurajima clan—yes, regardless of others No matter how you look at it, that's how he positioned himself anyway.

Everyone should be aware of this person's image. He is decisive, pragmatic, and gentle with others outside of experiments. Thanks to his bloodline, he has good facial features, sword eyebrows and star eyes. Because he is obsessed with research and doesn't like haircuts, he simply puts his long hair back Comb, tie a ponytail—not to mention, it looks quite artistic.

How else can we say that human beings are superficial... the same men with ponytails, the average-looking ones are called sissies, and the handsome ones are called artists; The handsome one is called the gloomy brother.

The real girl is so real.

Then there is Yuanshuangyue, "Shuangyue" means November, which is 20 years old this year.

Unlike the deviant Yuan Zhuzui, even among the demanding ancient clan, Yuan Shuangyue is a representative of "other people's children".