my monster girlfriends

①In the new year, I wish you all a small start and a great end.

Well, in human terms... I wish you all the best in the future!

It’s You, It’s You: Preface The Way Fox Spirits Eat Human Essence

Rin is a fox, Qingqiu's fox.

It was the kind recorded in literary works, with ragged clothes, a charming figure, flowing eyes, and a charming posture—most importantly, a fox that could transform into a human shape.

The kind that feeds on the essence of men, and basically cannot pass the inspection during the eating process.

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The so-called Qingqiu actually refers to the area of ​​Qilu in Xia Kingdom next door. As for why they are hanging out on Sakurajima now... There are many reasons for this.

Historically speaking, this is called imitating the sages - this sage refers to Su Da, who later couldn't get along in Xia Guo, and ran to Sakurajima, under the pseudonym Yuzao... The current Qingqiu lineage is her descendant .

Realistically speaking...it's called "finding a food-rich habitat".

We have said many times about the customs of Sakurajima. Due to the high pressure of life and the harsh and distinct classes, it is especially necessary to vent in private life.

According to the survey, last year, the rate of infidelity among men in Sakurajima was as high as 27%, and it is gradually increasing. In other words, on average, one out of four husbands has an extramarital affair...

This is still the case with married couples.

As for those men who are not married, let alone those who can not raise their heads (in various senses) in front of the Qingqiu clan, they are already determined...

Such a place, to Qingqiu, is beyond the description of "feng shui treasure land"...it is simply paradise on earth.

Essence is to Qingqiu, just like protein is to human beings, it is something just needed.

The former can also survive by eating grains or qi (here refers to the essence of heaven and earth), but... this is the same as human beings who only eat plain rice. Not only is it tasteless, it is also not good for the body.

However, Yao has the kind of warmth that no one has, because you are weak, so I will protect you... Every Qingqiu fox tribe can only survive by eating white rice when they were young.

Do you want energy... find it yourself.

Oh, they call this foraging.

Rin is such a fox who came out to look for food for the first time.

At this time, her mood was similar to that of a student who was about to take the college entrance examination, except that the failure of the former was more expensive.

If you fail the college entrance examination, you can still choose to fight again next year, or do some other occupations. It’s really not possible. If you try your best, as long as the funds are allocated properly, you can still barely support it;

But if she doesn't perform well... then until the next time she uses the "Mirror of Yuga", she can only eat white rice.

The so-called Yujia Mirror can be understood as an "examination room distribution device" tentatively, and it also has the function of space transmission. It can be called the "Treasure of the Town" of the Qingqiu Clan-the guy who eats, you can't do it without cherishing it.

The white light of Yuga's mirror flickered, and the little fox was full of imagination.

I don't know what kind of human beings I'll meet... It would be nice if they were young and strong.

It's best not to like socializing with other humans...

I heard from the seniors that this kind of male human has the most abundant energy in his body because he has no chance to use it on a female human.

If you meet someone who is not very diligent, you can even find the remaining spirit in the corner or in the paper balls in the trash can... It's like a treasure house!

Hmm... so why did it appear in the paper ball...?

Wait, wait, Tamamo Rin, now is not the time to think about this!

——The so-called "Yuzao" is not a surname itself, "Yu" means beautiful as jade, and "Zao" also means "beauty", but after being passed down, the word Yuzao gradually evolved into a surname, and it is the only one in the Qingqiu tribe , and the most honorable surname.

Rin doesn't have a surname, but she often calls herself that in her heart, which can be regarded as this little fox's little ambition...

Rin, who had already transformed into a human form in advance, patted his face with both hands.

Now the most important thing to remember is the knowledge point wow!

Let me think about it, let me think about it... The senior said which pose is the most attractive...

Rin was thinking about the above question until he was shrouded in the white light of Yuga's mirror... like a candidate who frantically flipped through ancient Chinese to explain the meaning before the Chinese exam.

In the end, she decided to use the technique taught by a senior—do not transform any clothes, and then when the target human finds herself, she will show the joyful attitude of "someone can see me at last"—that is, use the hidden magic weapon to herself. spell, and then give the target human a permission to see it.

It is said that such a story is very popular in the human world now-a certain beautiful girl cannot be seen by others for various reasons, and then suddenly meets a man who can see herself.

I heard from a senior, "The advantage of this method is that you can use a very reasonable body to seduce the other party from the very beginning. Even if he puts clothes on you forcibly, you can take them off as you like... Don't Seeing them flustered, I was very happy.

In addition, this method can also explain the reason why you are so enthusiastic, because only he can see you in the setting, so he is the 'only' to you, so it is normal for the relationship to heat up quickly Oh yes, when we first met, you could throw yourself into his arms while crying, it would be more real.

Furthermore, because of that setting, he often has the illusion that 'you are his thing', so he basically won't refuse your 'eating' behavior, and often only feels secretly... If this happens, he can't pass After a while, you will get a long-term meal ticket.

And when he can't hold on anymore and is likely to be approached by the shrine, you can "disappear suddenly". Anyway, you are a girl who exists and does not exist, and it is normal to disappear suddenly... In this case , he will probably only feel lost for a while, and then accept the reality; even if he can't accept it, he will ask others where you have been everywhere, and no one will believe it...

Even after a year or two, when he recovers, you can appear by his side again, so he will be willing to be your meal ticket again... Back and forth a few times, a human being can get two or 30 years of money Spirit! "

Resounding with the teachings of her seniors in her heart, Rin opened her eyes.

Then... a biting sense of crisis, like pulling out the hairs of her tail one by one, pierced through her heart.

By the way... I also stuck her joyful, skillful, and emotionless "You can see me!", and the cry that followed, back to her throat.

The little fox first looked at the adult man with dark circles under his eyes, glasses, hair messed up like a chicken coop, and a vigilant expression on the opposite side, and then looked at the man next to him, who looked like a bomb, although he didn't quite understand it, with an extremely active expression. Complex textures of energy responses.

Then... "Wow" cried out.

——It’s all emotion, the kind without technique.

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①Daily fishing during Chinese New Year... One update.

②This story...hehehe...

It’s You, It’s You: Preface Part [-] Birthday Wishes

(6500 words, super large cup.)

Incandescent lights filled the messy laboratory.

Yuan Zhuzui picked up the rubbish-like A4 paper on the ground, which was obviously scattered everywhere, and lifted his glasses.

Weird light reflected from the mirror.

"Name."

"stern."

"gender."

"female."

"age."

"57 years old... Don't, don't look at me as a child, but I have a senior who is over 100 years old! It's amazing! You, you, you, you better let me go!"

"Stop talking nonsense." Yuan Zhuzui looked impatient, "How did you get in?"

In Rin's line of sight, this life spirit is only 20 years old, but the man who is as scruffy as a 40-year-old uncle took a piece of draft paper from the ground, and muttered in his mouth, "There is no trace of the space technique being touched. ", "Could it be a problem with the quality of energy materials" and the like.

The little fox trembled.

But for Yuan Zhuzui, the temptation of the question "How did the other party teleport to his laboratory" is obviously more attractive than the vixen I feel sorry for and doesn't dress well...

So, he just looked straight at it with his eyes that were red from staying up all night, with a look of "forcing elementary school students to ask their final grades".

"Yu, the mirror of Yuga..."

Rin said the above sentence in a tone that was about to cry.

Then, she saw... Yuan Zhuzui raised his hand in a gesture of wanting to hit someone.

She shrank her head subconsciously, and saw the man slap... on his own forehead.

Then howl.

"I knew it was made of this kind of weird artifact..." He gritted his teeth and said, "...Krypton gold local tyrants should be damned!"

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"Well, when I saw you for the first time, my heart was..."

"Shut up." Yuan Zhuzui mercilessly interrupted the vixen who was foraging for food for the first time, who had no emotion but only skilled provocative lines, "I'm busy, I'll order takeaway by myself when I'm hungry!"

Rin pursed her lips.

Why is it useless...

But it doesn't matter, the predecessors said that if words are not enough, you can rely on other things...

She tiptoed around the drafts all over the floor, walked over, and breathed lightly into the man's ear.

At the same time... She also used the vixen's unique, rather obscene figure to stick to the man's left arm.

Rin leaned down and whispered softly, "Maybe, we can..."

"Don't move!" Yuan Zhuzui said loudly, "If you sell these materials, you won't be able to afford it!"

Eh, wait, sold?

Rin's eyes lit up.

She seems to have heard a senior talk about a similar topic.

If you really can't find a human being willing to provide energy when you go out foraging, you can pretend to be a weaker female human, pick a time in the dead of night, and walk disheveled on the street... In this way, there is a high probability that you will be sold , and with the appearance of the Qingqiu clan, they will soon be able to find a "buyer".

However, this approach is not recommended.

For one thing, most of the male humans found in this way are old and frail guys, and the energy they provide is really pitiful;

Secondly, although this kind of old guy has little energy, his conditions are often too troublesome. If he encounters a few psychopaths, he may be injured...

It’s really not worth it for a bite or two. Going to a bar to pretend to be drunk is more reliable than this. Although it’s rare to meet a high-quality granary around the age of 20, at least a person in his 40s or [-]s is better than an old man much.

But Rin is the type who has never tasted the essence... No matter how small the mosquito legs are, they are still meat!

It's better than eating takeaway here now...

Thinking about this, Rin puffed up his chest: "Then you sold me!"

Yuan Zhuzui glanced at her, "My profession is a scientist, not a butcher." After a slight pause, "Besides, fox meat is not as expensive as dog meat, so it's not worth it."

Fox meat is not as expensive as dog meat...

Not as expensive as dog meat...

Meat……

Rin stopped rubbing, and with a "嘿嘿", jumped back three or four meters, shrank there trembling, and yelled loudly: "Don't... don't eat me! I don't taste good!"

Then, what greeted her was a louder roar:

"Don't step on my draft paper!!!"

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Yuan Zhu didn't always look so irritable when he was drunk.

Well, he can't even be said to be irritable. If a primary school student was trampled on by a dog after writing his homework for the winter vacation for a month, he might be blackened on the spot.

According to Lin's observation, when Yuan Zhuzui was far away from the experimental platform, he was considered an "average personality", that is what the seniors said...not good at talking, slow personality, always willing to help others, and occasionally willing to help demons... …well, long-term home-like human males.

But the problem is that Yuan Zhuzui spends at least ten hours a day on the test bench...

It was at this time that Rin learned from Yuan Zhuzui that the place he was sent to was actually the land of the Yuan family.

Well, the source family who has specialized in demon slaying for 1000 years...

God knows how Little Fox felt when he heard the news... Maybe it's similar to the junior high school student who likes to sleep without clothes and finds that his unscrupulous "pro" parents have put him, bed and bed at the school gate after waking up.

Yuan Zhuzui is the direct descendant of the Yuan family, that is, the Eldest Young Master and other personalities, but the problem is that this Eldest Young Master does not practice martial arts, and secondly does not eliminate demons. The takeaways have to be kept outside, and the degree of autism has reached the point where no one will find out if the body smells bad...

The so-called "bamboo drunk" refers to "September" in Sakurajima. In the source family, only those with high status can use the month to name it.

In a sense, Rin still has to thank the eldest young master for being so self-closing—but if Yuan Zhuzui can socialize a little more normally, like other young masters of the ancient clan, changing two girlfriends in three days, she has long been discovered by the Yuan family up...

The Fox of Qingqiu sounds quite famous, but she is only Rin after all, not Yuzao Rin. If she really dares to run around in the Yuan family's land, her only fate is to be made into a fur stepping foot.

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