my monster girlfriends

So the air became quiet again, only the rustling of pages turning.

Only occasionally, Bai Yin would turn her head around—looking from this direction, the girl was leaning over in a posture without any sense of crisis, with her little feet raised, in a leisurely manner, immersed in her own world.

Xuenv likes the cold, so even now, she is wearing a white skirt. When her calf is raised, the skirt slides along the arc to the bend of her leg, like the petals of a white flower.

Seen from this angle, Xueli is of course very good-looking - soft curves, youthful texture, pure white, outlining charming lines...

In this world, almost all men like such a girl who is defenseless against him, because of her innocence, she is so seductive.

Also, there are some interesting vignettes.

Once, Bai Yin was turning the pages, when suddenly there was a rustling sound, as light as fallen leaves rubbing against the ground - presumably Xueli was about to change the book.

Bai Yin didn't take this matter to heart. These days, they had already developed a little tacit understanding. When one was reading a book, the other would try his best no matter what he was doing, changing books, going to the toilet, or anything else. Keep quiet and don't disturb others. After a long time, I actually feel a bit like raising eyebrows. Often, one look passes over, and the other side understands the meaning.

Objectively speaking, this kind of tacit understanding is very similar to a couple who pat their backs after getting married and know what posture to use next...

However, after reading a page, Bai Yin was about to straighten her waist and rest for a while, when she saw Miss Xue Nu digging out an ancient book from a corner of a certain bookshelf...

Coincidentally, Bai Yin just happened to know what was placed in that position.

In other words, in the entire study room, he can forget where all the books are, except for that one...

Our Xuenv girl just took out the book, and before she saw the title, she saw a hand mercilessly snatching the book away... Xueli was stunned for half a second, raised her head, and looked at the book that had disappeared at some time. Bai Yin ran up to her.

Doubtful eyes.

"Um……"

Bai Yin weighed the book, pondered for two seconds, "This book is rather profound, and not suitable for you." After a slight pause, "I recommend one to you."

Xueli looked at Bai Yin's face, blinked, said "Oh", took the book recommended by Bai Yin, and obediently lay back without saying a word.

That night, Miss Xuenv got out of bed stealthily, slipped to the bookshelf, stretched out two fingers, pinched the corner of the book, and pulled it out. The action was sneaky, like a burglar burglar.

"Bronze...bowl willow? What..."

An hour and a half later, with blushing cheeks, he stuffed it back.

Through the gap in the window, taking advantage of the starlight, we can vaguely see that the quilt on the bed has been rolled into a big ball, and then, a subtle cry of "Wow" came from it...

——Until the next morning, she couldn't fall asleep.

Except for the occasional cuteness, Xueli can be called virtuous most of the time.

She likes doing housework very much, whether it is washing clothes, cooking or sweeping and mopping the floor, she likes it very much, not "not resisting", but "likes".

For Bai Yin, it would be a bit embarrassing to ask a girl whom he had just met to help with laundry, but the other party came up with the reason of "just treat it as my rent", so he could only let her go...

For some reason, Bai Yin always felt that Xueli seemed to know her very well. She showed her powerful force, so that he could not refuse her to move in, but she showed her own fatal weakness in the backhand, so as to calm his fear...

Putting it out like this, it seems to show a scheming image, but Xueli doesn't seem to be that shrewd, and sometimes he can even be called stupid...Those behaviors, it's better to say that she has known him for a long time .

But in Bai Yin's impression, they had never seen it before.

Even if he didn't want to admit it, Bai Yin gradually got used to Xueli's existence, Xiao Ran's snow wind rolled up the white velvet, and the girl reading a book occasionally raised her head and smiled at him, as if everyone had known each other for a long time, so long that her hair was gray.

If life can continue like this, it seems to be pretty good, the feeling of a beautiful girl from heaven is pretty good.

——He thought so until Baiyin received a call from his parents to "go to your place for the New Year this year".

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①The title of Chapter 4 violated the rules... Good guy, I'm only Chapter 4!This is less than [-] words!Fortunately, the second trial passed.

②The first few chapters were a bit dull?It's okay, the excitement will come soon...

Thousands of mountains and snow at dusk, who does it only cast shadows on? : NO.6 Be my girlfriend!

As mentioned earlier, unlike those types of "every time I open a book, a pair of graves will appear in the world", our protagonist Bai Yin has both parents and has no worries about food and clothing.

As we all know, almost all parents in Xiaguo have a very strange behavior-when you are in high school, they will do everything possible to prevent you from having pure or impure friendship with the opposite sex. People are all demons and ghosts, little sluts on the ladder.

Back then, if Huang Laoxie had the spirit of tearing down ten marriages, Guo Daxia would have been slapped to death by a Luoying Excalibur palm.

But when you get to the university, their attitude will change 180 degrees again, as if you have grown from a pure little dragon girl to a Tony Stark who wants to understand in just two months from the end of the college entrance examination to the start of the university. Normally, you have to talk inside and out to spy on your relationship status during a phone call, as if you are looking forward to skipping pregnancy in October this year and carrying a child back home after Chinese New Year...

However, Yue Buqun and Ning Zhong have half of this spirit. Yue Lingshan and Linghu Chong have already had a three-year itch, so there is no chance for Lin Pingzhi.

Fortunately, Bai Yin's parents are not the same as the above situation.

What is the difference?They only have a second spirit...

Ever since they were young, this couple has shown great enthusiasm for Bai Yin's love life, so much so that at a very young age, Bai Yin has known all the girls of the same age in the entire community... This is how communication A is practiced of.

In this regard, Bai Ma's reason is as follows: My son is so handsome, the grandson must be very cute.

And Dad Bai's reason is this: my wife is right!

Bai Yin: "..."

If such a couple came to the door and saw Xueli and Bai Yin getting along so harmoniously, they might be able to get engaged before this year...

"Tsk, it's a bit tricky..." Bai Yin held the phone in one hand, turned her head, glanced at Xueli who had an innocent face next to her, and thought to herself, "In this case, it seems that we can only make money in the future while they haven't arrived yet." The reason of 'the old house is on fire', hurry up and rent another house..."

In doing so, it can not only conceal Xueli's existence to a certain extent, and prevent him from being inexplicably engaged in some kind of marriage contract; it can also separate Xueli from his parents, so as to prevent this Xuenv girl from being upset by being arranged like this, resulting in hands-on attacks idea……

In the final analysis, one must be cautious. Even though the relationship between Bai Yin and Xueli can be called close at this time, it is better to be cautious when it comes to the safety of their parents.

——It is implied in the book here that, in fact, there is always an option for Bai Yin to "boil a pool of boiling water for Xueli"... In this way, everything he worries about is not a problem.

But... for some reason, from the beginning to the end, Bai Yin had no intention of choosing this option.

In the end, this is Bai Yin, a person who may be unscrupulous, but will never abandon the "goodness" in his heart.

If he would take advantage of the trust of others and kill them all because of this "unlikely threat", then...he doesn't deserve to be the protagonist of this story.

Closer to home.

After deciding to go out and rent another house immediately after answering the call, Bai Yin said to his father on the other side of the phone in a normal voice:

"Okay... When are you two coming?" He smiled, "I'll pick you up somewhere."

"No need, the two of us are at the door of our house now." A vigorous voice interjected, "Xiaobai, come out and open the door!"

About two seconds of silence.

At this moment... the smile on Bai Yin's face collapsed.

He took a deep breath and said slowly:

"Mom, don't make trouble... It's easy to catch a cold when you open the empty door in such a cold day."

This is Bai Yin's last struggle.

According to his understanding, Bai's mother has always had a very nonchalant personality, such as "lie to her son that she has arrived home and then let him open an empty door to blow cold wind on his face", she can indeed do such a prank.

At this time, Bai Yin felt like a high school girl who was forced into a corner by a wretched uncle. In the wilderness, the night was dark and the wind was high... If he didn't want to lose money and life, he could only put his last hope not far away. A third person with a flashlight comes on, hoping that this person is the only myth of electricity or light, and is a super hero (superhero) who saves innocent girls.

"I'm not kidding." Papa Bai's steady voice came, "We're right at the door."

Bai Yin: "..."

Good guy, instead of waiting for a superhero, wait for an accomplice.

"Okay, I'm in the bathroom now, and I have a little diarrhea...Parents, wait for me for a few minutes."

After speaking, he hung up the phone without waiting for another word.

Despite being in such a desperate situation, Bai Yin still managed to survive and bought himself a few minutes.

He stood up, and walked towards Xueli behind him with great power - the latter seemed to be taken aback by the sudden change, immediately hugged the quilt at hand, and huddled in the corner of the bed pretending to be a hedgehog At the same time, he looked over with a look of "if you dare to insult me, I will yell out loud".

"The situation is urgent, let me make a long story short." Bai Yin leaned over, supported his upper body with his hands, looked at Xueli, and said in a solemn voice, "Soon, my parents will come to my house and stay here for at least half a month .”

Pause, "Based on what I know about them... When they learn that we are cohabiting—at least on the surface—the news of our engagement will spread at a speed comparable to that of a pyramid scheme gang absconding with money. all their networks."

Another half-second pause, "So... for the sake of providing you with accommodation these few days, can you please grant me a request?"

"Well——" Xueli shifted his gaze, as if hesitating, and then said, "Say it."

"Be my girlfriend." Bai Yin said, "At least on the surface, act like this... In this way, although my parents will be very excited, at least they won't be in a hurry to get engaged for me."

He paused, "Don't worry, I will never do anything outrageous to you... We can just keep the way we get along these few days. They are very open-minded in this regard... All you have to do is It’s just an admission in name.” He paused again, “After waiting for a while, I…”

Bai Yin's words were not finished.

However, Xueli simply nodded, "Okay." After a pause, "There's no need to make so many guarantees...I believe in you."

She nodded her lips, thought about it, and smiled like a flower.

"Hi, my name is Xueli... From today on, I will be your girlfriend."

"Eh." Bai Yin was stunned for a moment, sighed, and smiled helplessly.

"Thank you." He said, "Thank you for your advice."

Xueli raised her little hand with a bright smile, "However, I have a problem here."

"uh-huh?"

"When you said 'can you please grant me a request', I heard the sound of the key turning in the lock." Xueli said, "When you said 'be my girlfriend' At that time, I heard the sound of changing shoes."

Seeing Bai Yin's gradually stiff expression, Xueli's smile became more and more beautiful.

"And when I said, 'I believe in you'... the door of this room was already opened."

It is necessary to explain here... At this time, Xueli had already covered herself with the quilt, only half of her fragrant shoulders were exposed, from the outside, it was completely impossible to see that she was wearing clothes under the quilt.

And Bai Yin... maintained a forward posture, lying on the side of the bed.

About two seconds of silence.

Bai Yin took a deep breath, stood up, turned around, and said in a cheerful tone like a bustard saying to a guest, "Oh, you are here again", "Dad, Mom—"

The only ones who greeted him were the expressions of his father "Hey, did I enter the wrong room" and his mother "I'm sorry I didn't see anything".

boom!

This is the door closed.

Snapped!

This is the pink packaged safety equipment falling to the ground.

quiet--

Thousands of mountains and snow at dusk, who does it only cast shadows on? : NO.7 There are only two beds at home, one for parents...

Bai Yin felt that he was really like Emperor Roselle at this time. He was a fictional character in a novel. He slept with a pretty girl and turned into a man. Then he was backstabbed by his teacher and subordinates, and went to the moon. Being backstabbed by the boss, finally giving birth to a daughter, and being dumped with "I hate my father the most", it is comparable to being betrayed by the world.

Bai Yin now feels that she has been betrayed by the whole world...

He stood on the spot, like a puppet that had run out of clockwork, and the sound of the door closing seemed to still be heard in his ears.

Bai Yin glanced at the square plastic bag wrapped in pink on the ground, turned his head "Kakaka", then looked at Xueli who was hugging the quilt and huddled in the corner, his eyes were as sad and indignant as if he had just learned that his wife was a long-lost sister .

And Xueli just blinked his eyes, with an innocent expression like a cat who just overturned your brewed coffee.

After that...she saw Bai Yin bent down.

Then, I picked up the cover on the ground...

At this moment... it was Xueli's turn to panic.

"Hey!" Her face was horrified, "What are you doing with that!?"

"Heh..." Bai Yin sneered, "Look, my parents made it so obvious..."

As he spoke, he rested his fingers on the plastic wrap.

stab-

torn apart.

"Don't worry." After a pause, "At most, it will be more painful at first... Touch it a few times, and you will get used to it."

Another half-second pause, "...I won't make you cry out."

When he said this, Bai Yin had an expression of "I'm going to use the props in my hand" on his face...

——Then, he flicked Xueli so hard that ten of his brains collapsed,