Don't play with moon terriers in Chunwu

"I said Bei Mu, don't keep believing in the things drawn by unreliable cartoonists! How can I be X hundred years old? Believe in science." Lisa Lisa hated her teeth and started I regret accepting that guy named Araki as a disciple.

Have you ever seen an unfilial disciple who, after hearing the secrets of the master's family, painted things as works and published them?

However, Araki's 60-year-old youthful appearance is too convincing. People who are familiar with him make fun of the old man meaningfully, and many people even come to him specifically to ask for the ripple breathing method.

My old lady is obviously still [-] months away from turning [-].

"Anyway, there's no such thing as ripples, vampires, etc., understand?"

"Understood, I understand." Beimu Nizhou nodded hastily, never mentioning the scene where she used the Circe Liu Defeating Fist when fighting side by side.

It's all the fault of Tachika Fujimaru, the opening is because I have a guess, which may not be right.When it sounded like that was the case, I accidentally showed my feet in front of my elder sister and elder sister.

Lisa Lisa did not pursue the man's slip of the tongue, but instead asked an interesting question: "How is it? That kid still thinks Galahad is suspicious?"

"Of course, don't you think so?" Beimu Nizhou asked back.

"Of course I don't think so. Galahad's character is obvious to all, and his soul can be easily seen in the eyes of a great magician like you and me. It is holy and desireless, enough to be regarded as being watched by God." to the extent..." Lisa Lisa laughed suddenly, "I wouldn't say that. It's never uncommon for good people to do bad things."

"What's more, the soul appreciated by the gods will make you hate it from the bottom of your heart." Bei Mu Nizhou pointed out Lisa Lisa knowingly, no, the biggest thorn in the heart of the awakened Medea .

"Ah, of course. But it's a pity, if it weren't for my age, hmph, weak body, and lack of magic power, I really want to send two [Wan Fu Bing Ying Breach] to those two knights of the round table."

"It's just the stage of restoring the magic and resetting the original state, but after they come out of the devil's lair, their role as anchors has been negligible. You only get two corpses by using them, and it won't affect the overall situation."

Lisa Lisa exhaled a puff of smoke ring, very depressed.

As Beimu Nizhou said, the two knights of the round table are now living dead driven by the possessed spirit foundation, and what drives the half-dead body actually comes from the source of foreign matter rooted in the spirit foundation. Getting rid of it is just getting two corpses.

So here comes the problem, after using it, throwing it to two British corpses, can I solve the problem by saying I'm sorry?

Even after the two are expelled, the magic circle is still running, it is better to keep the magic power and use it in the magic circle of the magic cave depending on the situation.

"Then, let's take my leave. I'll go and interrogate those who have been arrested. Ah, it's really a nightmare to ask those prisoners to speak ill of the remaining Knights of the Round Table in front of the officers sent by Britain." Bei Mu Nizhou waved his hand and strode forward, the expression on his face was still gloomy, and he didn't see the so-called embarrassment.

"Tch, men like to be brave, I hope that half-grown boy's hunch is accurate, don't make us thankless." Lisa Lisa swayed her elegant body and walked in another direction.She is also very busy, preparing life-saving props for entering the magic cave.Her intuition told her that if she didn't prepare with all her strength, then this would be a journey of no return.

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At 6 pm on June 8, Fujimaru Tachika woke up from the bed rubbing his messy hair. He was in a daze for a while, and finally regained his consciousness.

He was indeed a little tired after running around for days, and he saw a lot of unexpected things last night after dealing with those fallen guys.

Even in the city of London, some people's desires have grown out of control, leaving immoral products such as slaves, mutilated limbs, blood sacrifices and unidentified magical creatures in their homes.

As the leader of Chaldea, he didn't want to isolate the girls from facing these things directly, but out of the spirit of boring masculinity, he still tried to leave these dark and depraved things to himself to deal with.

So he felt sick.

So he was disappointed.

So he felt the despair of those innocent people.

In his dream, he also had the idea of ​​"what on earth am I guarding?", but in the mixed doubles between Master Qianzi and Dantès, his boring emotions were blown away.

Eat as much rice as you want, as an ordinary person who is not all-knowing and omnipotent, naturally he can only protect the places within reach of his eyes and hands.

Therefore, those suspicious thoughts were completely left behind by him.

What is "returning the world to ancient chaos", "society is nothing more than a primitive ecology where the weak prey on the strong", "the strong naturally have the ability to enslave the weak", such absurd ideas are only those who are distorted in nature. The guys who are not chaotic are just interested.

As a former socialist successor, even if he is not interested in some empty slogans, he can at least understand the laws of social operation.

Stupid Social Darwinist - 10000

Fujimaru Tachika clicked the option to end the chain of events, no, after completely throwing away some boring temptations, she got up from the big bed with a radius of 3 meters, and prepared to... eh?

Isn't the pillow on the lap a bit too soft.

The soft pillow seemed to have been awakened too, no, Abigail in pajamas pushed up the quilt, revealing her sleepy cute round face, and yawned to say hello: "Morning, good morning, group leader~ "

"Abibibibi why are you here!" Fujimaru Tachika almost cried out, but fortunately he understood what was going on and immediately lowered his voice.

Well, I'm just worried that if Abigail is discovered in my bed, it will have a bad influence on the children, and it has nothing to do with my own reputation at all.

"Hey, because you all went to sleep after you came back, and Abi was also bored, so I came to sleep with the leader." Abigail didn't leave immediately, but rubbed against Fujimaru Tachika's chest Ceng, "Well~ it's the smell of the leader, it smells really good, what kind of fragrance is this?"

"That's not right, Abby. In fact, it's just a problem with the body wash." Fujimaru Tatsuka didn't know how to react, his mind was in a mess, and he could only answer subconsciously.

"But the leader is really vigilant. He wears a dagger while sleeping. It's amazing." Abigail didn't care about Fujimaru Tachika's brain-dead speech, but just chose a topic at random to praise her leader. In exchange for the opportunity to continue replenishing the leader's energy.

But she stumbled.

"Hiss!" Fujimaru Tachika, who owns the accompanying treasure dagger, immediately put her hand on Abigail's armpit, lifted her high, and then put her aside, "Abi, can you go out first or wash up by yourself?" Let's go, the captain is going to change clothes."

"Hmmm. Alright, the head of the group, change your clothes quickly. Abby is going to brush his teeth first." Abi puffed up her cheeks, and then reluctantly got out of bed and went into the bathroom.

Fujimaru Tachika immediately pulled the pajamas on her body, adjusted her posture, and was very grateful in her heart-fortunately, she changed into her pajamas to sleep because she lived outside. If she could use the spirit of sleeping naked like at home, what a deal.

Fujimaru Tachika immediately changed his clothes with extremely dexterous hand speed, but he didn't notice that the bathroom door was not closed at all.

A certain little guy was gargling his mouth while peeping out through the crack of the door: Hey!Is it this short knife?That's what the nuns and teachers taught in the physiology class. It's the first time I saw something other than words.

Just after Fujimaru Tachika changed her clothes, her little head shrank back covertly and quickly.

Fujimaru Tachika walked into the bathroom without realizing it, and also picked up the toothbrush: "Hey, Abi, why are you blushing so much?"

Abi whimpered and shook his little head quickly, then spit out mouthwash, his eyes drifted and erratically said: "Ahaha, but, maybe the air conditioner in the room is not cold enough, so I sweated a little."

Fujimaru Lixiang saw that there was indeed a little sweat on her forehead, and wiped it for her with a bit of distress: "Hey, you child. You have to sleep together. In this summer, the air conditioner is not turned down. It will definitely feel hot." gone."

Abigail was dizzy from the heat in her hands, and quickly washed her face with cold water, and then ran out while shouting: "I know! The leader is nagging! Evil-minded! Ghost!"

"What is this kid talking about?" Fujimaru Tateka helplessly squeezed the toothpaste onto the toothbrush, and then began to wash.

Then his happy brushing froze, because his keen senses heard a sentence from outside:

"Abby, why did you come out of Fujimaru-kun's room with your face still so red?"

At this moment, Fujimaru Tachika understood a truth.Sound is not only a carrier of language, but also a carrier of emotions. At critical times, it can even turn into substance, like solid sculptures flying over one by one.

Turning his head and looking over, he had already seen the roiling killing intent on the girls standing at the door, which had almost condensed into a real mist, stronger than Lancelot, and the red light in their eyes was brighter than that of a ghost. Ask Uncle B.

Blessed to the soul, Fujimaru Tatsuka realized the spiritual purpose from his French friend, and he raised his hands decisively: "Can you listen to my explanation?"

Fortunately, there is still trust, conscience, and love in this world.

After raising his hands, he didn't get blacked out, and his whole body was hit a thousand times in an instant, but he was sitting in front of the girls intact, explaining the misunderstanding just now with a three-inch tongue.

"...that's how it happened. Thanks to the jury for their trust in me, without shouting [God will forgive you and my mission is to send you to God], then took the Noble Phantasm to give I eat a few glow cannons. So, can we eat?"

"No! I want to give you a guilty verdict!"

"Hey! How could it be like this? Yubihama, who used to be gentle, kind, and extremely high in emotional intelligence, would be the first person to give me a guilty verdict. I am so sad, I can no longer believe that there is justice in this world. "Fujimaru Tachika held his heart in pain and bent down.

Seeing his superb acting skills, the new members Violet and Yakumo Tsukamoto couldn't help but plead for him.

So in many cases, the lines are not important when facing live performances, what is important is the appeal and expressiveness.It's like some dueling kings can't even understand what they say every day, but in the face of the passionate feelings, even passers-by will take out the duel disc and shout duel.And the more skilled speakers, even the content of the speech is empty and illogical, but they can completely brainwash the other party by relying on their appeal.

But it's a pity, except for the new members, the others have already figured out who Fujimaru Tatsuka is, not to mention Yuhihama Yui, who made the verdict angrily, has a slightly strange brain circuit.

With her hips on her hips, a storm came towards her face: "While I was working hard to cook for the team members, someone with better cooking skills was sleeping soundly. This is the sin of laziness."

"Usually, he was clearly alert, but Abigail didn't respond when he touched her side. This is a crime of arrogance."

"Obviously I changed my clothes immediately, but I didn't wake up enough to let the little girl change into her pajamas. I probably had thoughts in my heart. This is a crime of lust."

"Everyone is busy judging your crime, but you only think about eating. This is the crime of gluttony."

Yuigahama Yui looked down at Fujimaru Tateka who was sitting on the carpet, majestic and majestic, taking away the glory of everyone present, at this moment she was the brightest star.

Fujimaru Lixiang said that the strength of your nonsense is comparable to that of the red-haired emperor, or I will introduce you to another day.However, he definitely couldn't say such a death sentence at this time, and he keenly felt that the matter was developing in a child's play direction, so he couldn't help but bowed his head and pleaded guilty: "Dear Justice, I am convinced of your verdict, I don't know that you want to sentence What punishment."

Yuigahama Yui snorted and laughed, embracing the greatest wealth on her body, arrogantly: "I will punish you for preparing desserts for all of us. You need to have a large portion and be careful. Otherwise, I will expose it to you and let us Your reputation is dead."

Fujimaru Tachika glanced suspiciously at the surroundings. Except for the newcomers, everyone began to tilt their heads, admiring the decorations in the suite. Even Abigail, who was about to intercede, raised her head and blew unnaturally. Whistle silently.

These guys!I'm afraid you didn't think of a way to blackmail me right away, as for it?Isn't it just that I haven't cooked for you for a few days?

Fujimaru Tachika stood up helplessly, and clapped his hands: "Okay, okay, I understand, I will make it for you in a while. Need it..."

Yuigahama Yui shook her head sadly: "Fujimaru, you must not understand."

"?!" Fujimaru Tachika shook her head stiffly, thinking, how can I understand your pain.

Yui raised her head and sighed, as if she was trying to resist the temptation of the gravitational force to tears, and said sadly: "There are enough rooms in the resident, and there are also good chefs. But the chefs on duty these days are from the United States."

This Fujimaru Tachika understands that no matter how relaxed it looks, it is impossible to enter and exit the resident at will under such a situation, so food and beverage materials are provided inside, and even finished products made by the chef.

"After we finished talking in the morning and started to rest, in order to replenish our energy, we quietly asked the chef to make desserts for us, but do you know what happened to those desserts?" , with tears in his eyes, "Sweet~~~ Dead! I just found out today why it is said that Americans have a problem with their diet. They really have a problem."

"No way." Fujimaru Tachika blinked, always feeling that this was a deceptive excuse, and then he was stuffed with a donut.

At the moment of entrance, Fujimaru Tatsuka's scalp felt numb. As a self-taught cook, he never understood what is the lethal amount of sweetness, but today he finally realized it.

Under the sympathetic eyes of everyone, he downed two pots of black tea again and again, and then he calmed down a little.

"Here, this is one of the desserts delivered today." Yukino looked at Fujimaru Tatsuka's embarrassed expression with a smile on her face, always feeling eager to try again.

"Stop! Another piece, I won't be able to control the sweetness of the desserts for you, stop here." Fujimaru Tachika immediately put a big X on his chest with both hands, and strongly refused.

In fact, when they first got off the airport, they had casually eaten something from a roadside dessert shop, and the sweetness was actually pretty good.But as Americans who have experienced the era of European blockade and restricted commodities, sugar is a rare treasure for them, so the food culture has completely moved towards the strange path of sweeter the better.

If Europa is the southern Chinese who loves sugar or has a sugar addiction similar to that of the neon people, then the American people will have to double it.

Therefore, Fujimaru Tachika was regarded as a complete savior. After happily enjoying the dinner, he tried his best to deliver desserts to the happy Chaldean members.

In the rare tranquility and happiness, even Yakumo Tsukamoto and Violet, who have always been unsmiling, happily ate parfait ice cream, full of joy.

Fujimaru Tachika quietly spooned the egg pudding in her hand, while eating, she began to think about the harvest of this period of time, to confirm how many cards she could play in her hand to deal with the ever-victorious king.

In Chiba's Harvest Territory, it is said that there are basically no useful materials found in Albion, the spiritual tomb.However, one is to obtain information sources such as the Knights of the Round Table, and to deal with the guys who may cause trouble on the ground in advance; the other is to start with two temporary new players. A good light cannon attack, and Violet is a silver arm with incomparable execution power and fixed-point damage; third, there is a little more time to prepare, and she can use her power to give the King of Ever-Victorious a meal. beat up.

The most important thing is that in the recent continuous battles, everyone has basically gradually grasped the power in their hands.

For example, Yuigahama Yui couldn't even release the treasure at the beginning, and Yukino couldn't use the treasure of the alterego job agency, but now almost all members can completely release their own treasures.

Coupled with Abigail who has more than one-tenth of the original strength, this trip should be stable!Bar?

Fujimaru Tachika felt as if she had been suckled, put down the spoon in a jerk, and was about to shake a few more people over.

Tuk Tuk.

There was a knock on the door, followed by a familiar voice: "This is Kaimu, Fujimaru, take the interrogation record."

Everyone tacitly paused the movements of their hands and raised their vigilance. Fujimaru Tatsuka gave everyone an approving look, and then went straight to open the door.

It was indeed Beimu's gloomy face, he smiled and made a welcome gesture, and then saw a figure crossing Beimu's mudboat with a sullen face.

"Oh, there are still such delicious desserts, so I will not be polite." The beautiful woman unceremoniously pulled out a chair, pulled over the dessert made by Fujimaru Tachika, and tasted it happily .

Fujimaru Lixiang looked at the plate of sea salt cheese strawberry cake specially left for her, silently mourned for her lost food, and asked Bei Mu Nizhou in a bad tone: "Who is that careless woman?"

"The awakener of Medea, just call her Ms. Lisa Lisa."

Fujimaru Tachika snatched the document, then turned around and rubbed his hands flatteringly: "Oh, I said why there was a magpie calling in front of the window when I woke up today. It turns out that Ms. Lisa Lisa will come. I don't know." How do you like this cake? Or do you prefer pancakes with strawberry jam?"

"Huh? That's the food only little girls like to eat. Do you still treat me like a child?" Lisa Lisa bit the cake spoon and winked.

Fujimaru Tachika looked like a gentleman, as if he had inherited the golden spirit passed down from generation to generation, full of respect: "No, I just want to give the lady a little surprise."

"Then let me reminisce about the taste of my youth, hehehe."

Seeing the two happily talking and laughing, Beimu Nizhou raised the corners of his mouth: Before coming here, he was so aggressive that he wanted to show off, huh, woman.

4. Fake Jesus? ([-]k large chapter)

Lisa Lisa leisurely ate the sea salt cheese strawberry cake on the plate, but her eyes drifted to the kitchen from time to time.She smelled the sweet and sour taste of strawberry jam and the rich aroma of baked pancakes.

The other girls on the table were whispering, wondering what the identity of the other party was, which made Fujimaru Tachika so tight.

Beimu Nizhou also pulled out a chair leisurely, sat at the dining table, and listened to their discussion.

At the critical moment, Kasumigaoka Shiwa, who has read a lot of books and has a rich reserve of ACG works, made it clear: "This looks like Ms. Lisa Lisa in "Jojo"."

She even moved over excitedly, her eyes shining like stars, full of admiration.

Lisa Lisa shook her hair triumphantly, and raised her eyebrows at Beimu Nizhou: Did you see that, my mother's fans are everywhere.

"Ms. Lisa Lisa, how do you take care of yourself? You are already ▓▓▓ years old, but you still look so young."

Beimu Nizhou pinched his thigh hard, trying not to laugh out loud.