Don't play with moon terriers in Chunwu

But if this kind of joke spreads out, the club will die.Fujimaru Tachika hurried away.

Both Yukino and Yui showed pleasant smiles—suddenly felt that in Chaldea, which was basically a girl, if she was a shameless female hooligan, Fujimaru Tachika seemed to be unable to resist, just like the little carrot head in front of her.

Abby blinked his eyes, and responded with innocent eyes: What evil could Abby have?It's just a kiss.

77. Abby has already opened the champagne in advance

"Abi, you can't think about Captain Bo every day. You are a girl, so be reserved." Yukino and Yui formed a delegation and were educating Abigail.

Abigail is obedient, but she doesn't understand now, holding her hands with long sleeves high: "Hey, hey~~ I have a problem! Why can't I kiss the person I like."

"The person I like!" Yuigahama Yui blushed—so bold?so enthusiastic?Are children so direct in their minds?

Xue Nai coughed a few times, trying hard to hide her blush: "Abby, you are still young. You don't know if you like it or not. You will know in a few years."

"Hey~ What are you talking about when you say that Abi doesn't understand?" Abi showed a sly smile, and rolled his eyes, "Isn't it just getting married, and then doing something that you and I love each other. I have seen people in the town in the wild..."

"Wow wow wow!" Yuigahama Yui waved his hands in a panic, covering Abby's mouth, his face was completely burned, and his eyes were spinning around, "Wilderness! Are you so bold!"

Xue Nao was also numb, and she asked tentatively: "Abby, when will you guys get married at that time?"

Abigail took away Yui's weak hand, and wrenched her fingers in distress: "Let me think about it. I remember that there was a girl in the town who was not married at the age of 20 and was called an old maid. Aunt Susan next door My daughter got married at the age of 15, and Lavinia is said to have a cousin who got married at the age of 14. Hey!"

Abby clapped his hands, happily: "Rounding up, Abby will be able to drag the team leader to the wedding tomorrow."

"Wait a minute, that was then, and now is now. It is impossible to get married at this age." Yukino and Yui were completely panicked, in order to save Tachika Fujimaru from being regarded as a lolicon's tragic future , They decided to stop it with all their strength.

"Well, yes. Hey, it's only a few years anyway, Abby can afford to wait. It's getting late, good boy Abby should go back to sleep." Abby rubbed his eyes and walked to the bedroom sleepily.

Both Yukino and Yui breathed a sigh of relief: finally, this little girl who doesn't know much about common sense has a sudden whim.Wait, what were we trying to do in the first place?

Abigail, who closed the bedroom door, leaned against the door, showing a smug smile: No, hold back, you can't laugh out loud.But... Poor adults, being played by little Abby in the palm of his hand. Huhuhu.It is so easy to avoid obstacles and get close to the leader, can others do it?I will eventually become the heroine of the new world!

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In the living room, Xue Nai finally realized that something was wrong—wasn't Abigail leading her by the nose?

This woman is so terrifying.

Recalling what Abi said, Yukinoshita always felt terrified: Yes~ Now Abigail seems to be a 14-year-old girl who is not threatening, but some of her ideas are different from ordinary people.And her current body can grow up, it may not take a year, and the careless Fujimaru Tachika will be eaten up.

At this time, it is time to unite all forces that can be united.

I'm here to save Fujimaru Tachika from becoming a lolicon in the future.

Yukinoshita Yukino, who told herself this repeatedly, seemed to hear the mocking voice of someone in her head, but she didn't care about anything else for the time being.

She held Yuigahama Yui's hand with a serious expression: "Yui, you must help me."

Yuigahama Yui's head was full of question marks, and she was a little confused about what Yukino meant.After being circled in by Abby just now, she is still looking for something wrong.

"Help me cut off heterosexual () associations! Stop our captain from becoming a useless lolicon in the tragic future." Yukinoshita Yukino is very serious, "There are many girls in our team now, it's too childish."

She angrily criticized Chaldea's corrupt atmosphere: "In order to protect our hometown, we are working hard to defeat the weirdness that wants to disrupt society and punish bad people. Chaldea's career in Chiba has just started, and some people I began to want to attack the boss of our organization. This kind of unhealthy trend cannot be encouraged."

Yuigahama Yui scratched her face, she couldn't bear to see Yukinoshita Yukino's angry and guilty expression.

"Xiaoxue Nai, you are just yelling, catch the thief."

She didn't dare to say these words, after all, Xiao Xue Nai was just an ordinary girl, she was still very thin-skinned.

Yui had no choice but to stroke along the hair: "Yes, yes, yes, you really shouldn't think about this at this time. Well, isn't there an old saying in the East that the chest slaves are not destroyed, so what is the family?"

"It's the Xiongnu!" Xue Nai rolled her beautiful eyes, accusing her of exposing the attribute of Zhixi and hurting the giant () breast star of the otaku class.

"Oh, Xiaoxue Nai's Chinese studies are better. In short, if you don't clear up all the weirdness first, why should you think about love and love?"

"Ahem... Actually, there is no need to be so demanding. The key point is to get Chiba County settled." Yukinoshita said that no one is perfect, and the little comrades should not be on the line.

Yuigahama Yui: ( “ “ )

Yukino was a little embarrassed by Yui's speechless eyes, but she insisted on saying, "I know Yui is a more general person in Chaldea, so let's make a good plan and limit Abby's coquettish behavior." , and the murderous behavior of the newcomer Kasumigaoka."

"Don't worry, just leave it to me." Yuigahama Yui said sisters, I will definitely not have any bad thoughts about Fujimaru Tachika.

Yukinoshita Yukino is extremely happy, and has received a powerful arm.

They got together and began to mutter about how to correct the corrupt atmosphere in Chaldea.

However, the two people who have no memory of going to Chaldea don't know the curse of Chaldea: those who corrupt the atmosphere of Chaldea are also the discipline committee members.

They muttered for a while, but they didn't come up with any particularly good solution, they could only come up with one after another, such as the open and covert battle between the idols in the princess next door link.

"It seems to be very effective..."

"But isn't this completely a preemptive strike?!" Yukinoshita Yukino was a little restless, pointing at Yui—you are so thick-eyed, you can still come up with such a bad idea.

"Hmph, Xiao Yukino, you have to be clear, love is war." Yuigahama Yui took out a buckskin hat with [Love? Detective] printed on it out of nowhere, and used a lollipop as a pipe, Very proud.

"No, I didn't say that I like Fujimaru." Yukino shook Yui vigorously, "Don't take me as a snow sculpture beauty from somewhere~~"

Winner of the day: Champagne.

78. Do you think he is on the third floor?he is on the fifth floor

The moonlight is slightly cool, and the stars in the summer night have also disappeared, only the summer triangle is twinkling.

"Hey, I'm not the male protagonist of the light novel of Asashi who is a fool, how could I not understand it." Fujimaru Tachika looked up at the three bright stars in the sky, and could only sigh long.

If it is possible that Kasumi Hill and Yukinoshita are just delusions, then Abigail really has that thought.Although he always unconsciously takes care of Abby as a child.But I still understand in my heart that Abigail has seen a lot of strange things under the guidance of the gentleman Carter who transcends time and space. It's inferior to a certain big shot.

But no matter how you think about it, Fujimaru Tachika still has a little bit of estrangement—even if Abigail uses the power from the evil god as a guarantee, her soul is her leader, but Fujimaru Tachika didn't really realize it. After experiencing getting along with Abigail, he would naturally hesitate.

What's more, there are still a few beauties by my side.

Well, so let's talk about it after getting along for a while, even if it's love at first sight on a blind date, you have to talk about it for a period of time before talking about it.

Fujimaru Tachika did her part and didn't think about how to reject Abby or play a test trick-as for why you don't like me after all, I don't want this kind of love that is not pure enough.

The carnivore Fujimaru Tachika could only sneer: Purity, is it useful?After getting along for a long time, whether it is suitable or not is the key.As long as Abby always likes him now, he will naturally like this cute and lovely Abby.The meat is already at the edge of the mouth, and it is impossible to let it escape.What Tatsuka Fujimaru is most concerned about now is how to reasonably avoid the crime of bigamy.

In this deserted night, when Fujimaru Tachika was letting go of her harem male thoughts, the phone rang.Fujimaru Lixiang took out her mobile phone and answered the call unexpectedly: "Hello? Beimu Nizhou? Why did you contact me all of a sudden?"

The voice without ups and downs sounded, and its unique atmosphere made Fujimaru Tatsuka seem to see a man () who was dressed in a gloomy color like mourning clothes standing in front of him.

He said: "Let me guess, you haven't seen Biqigu for almost half a month, and you haven't gotten any reply from him, right?"

Fujimaru Tachika held the phone, and pondered for a while: "Then let me guess, you definitely didn't want to tell me bad news when you called, but you smelled something bad, but you didn't have any clues, right?"

Although Beimu Nizhou likes to play tricks, he probably just wanted to confirm whether he had any clues at the beginning.

"Hmph, it's convenient to talk to smart people. Do you know their itinerary? No, if you do, you must have said it just now."

Beimu Nizhou on the other end of the phone showed a little happy feeling, but then he sighed a little.

"That's it. Where did you find the bad signs."

"Recently, their Shinsengumi took a lot of supplies and props from me, and they have been disappearing until now. The reward that Biqigu kid promised to call me this month has not been sent yet."

Fujimaru Tachika understood that Hikigaya Hachiman is the kind of person who seems to look down on social morality, but secretly keeps promises to friends and acquaintances. Even if he was tricked into making a promise of women's clothing at the time, he did not regret it afterward .He agreed to repay Beimu Nibei this month, so it is impossible to break the promise easily, at least he will contact him to explain the situation.

So, something went wrong?

With a sudden change in his mind, Fujimaru Tatsuka thought of something, and he asked, "Mr. Beimu Nifune, what is the settlement method between that guy Yawata and you?"

"Taking precious materials as the leading factor. After all, if he sells the money back to me, there will be a round of cutting in the middle. So reducing middlemen is good for both of us." Came from Beimu Nizhou There was a sound of knuckles knocking on the table, "...you mean, that guy was arrested by the customs because he didn't pay the customs tax because he brought too many materials?"

"Tsk, Mr. Beimu Nizhou, you evaded the seriousness and didn't mention the possibility of being robbed and killed by other people or dying in the cave. You must have the answer, right? Why don't you tell the truth to the person who inspired you?" Fujimaru Li Xiang walked near the house, opened the door, and complained to Beimu Nizhou.

"...I hate you, a sharp-eyed brat. To make a long story short, according to the various supplies and props that enhance their connection ability, they should have gone to the London Devil's Nest." There was a rapid click of the keyboard The voice, which had been interrupted for a while by Bei Mu Mud Boat, sounded again, "I just asked a few guys who set off for the tomb of Albion, and found that they didn't reply to me. And the related social media hasn't been updated for a long time."

"Ah, this? This kind of judgment is a bit beyond my expectation."

"One is a YouTube celebrity. He said he stopped working and took leave for half a month. Now it's almost 10 days more. And that talkative guy, if he comes back, it's impossible not to post pictures on Instagram." Bei Muni Zhou made a firm conclusion, "That guy belongs to the kind that will die if he doesn't show off his figure for a day."

"Hiss~~~ I'm asking for old Si Ji's ID. No, let's get down to business first. If that's the case, is there any other way to confirm?"

"Among the group of people who went to the tomb of Albion, how many of them should belong to organizations, I will go to confirm and ask. Although the organization established now does not care too much about personal affairs, how many of them are there? There is a good hand here." Beimu Nizhou was silent for a while, and asked Fujimaru Tachika for the first time, "If I confirm the news, then there may be some business on the Neon side that will ask you to help, so I can get out."

"Okay, that's it. After confirming tomorrow, let me know."

"Will do."

Beimu Nizhou hung up the phone resolutely, and Fujimaru Tatsuka put away the phone, feeling that he was going to be busy with another batch of business.

I hope that guy in Biqigu is fine. You must know that your team is not stable now, and it is impossible to rashly pull people over. The key is the lack of news about the tomb of Albion.

Shaking his head, Fujimaru Tatsuka began to wash and lay down on the bed, ready to meet the training of the two big men.

Opening his eyes, Fujimaru Tachika uncharacteristically saw Qianzicun squatting with the King of the Rocks, swallowing clouds and mist in melancholy.

"Ah, what's the matter? It's rare that you don't attack as soon as you meet, how can you make it look like you were chased and killed by your ex-girlfriend, master." Fujimaru Tachika joked hahaha.

Qianzi Village is nodding weakly: "Although not, but very close."

Fujimaru Rika: ?

79. Oh, I haven't seen you for a day. Why are the two crazy brothers so annoying?

If you want to ask Fujimaru Tachika what impression he has of the two residents living in the dream, he will definitely say: "Ah, crazy cool, one word to describe it, that is, bully!"

Qianzi Muramasa, his body once chopped off the elbow of the King of Heroes, how many followers can do it?After gaining the experience and ability of the first generation of swordsmiths, the formed personality is even more handsome and has no friends.

With a casual strike, he took a good sword that could be used by Miyamoto Musashi to confront the heroic swordsmen, and with all his strength, he could destroy the city alone and break the inherent barrier that was blocked.When he was the number one mercenary of the Alien Star God, he was able to join forces with the demon monk who loved to eat mapo tofu, and defeated groups of followers one by one, until he couldn't take care of himself.At the brightest moment, it can even blow up high-level existence with a single blow.

However, Qianzi Village is so domineering, how can the Count of Monte Cristo, the cave king, be an idler?

With a mortal body, he single-handedly killed 27 ancestor-level dead disciples Roja during his lifetime.After becoming a servant, he is the best candidate for Moon Boyfriend. He usually silently guards the master's dream, and he can always give directions when he encounters difficult problems.What about Gaetia's curse, the singularity plot, everything is nothing in front of him.The moment you see him, you feel safe.His strength does not lie in combat power, but in the wisdom and steely will to reverse the desperate situation. This is the so-called, desperate situation depends on the earl.

(Although the plot of the new swimsuit is flat.)

Fujimaru Tatsuka complained a few words in her heart, but it was still hard to believe that these two servants who were shining with fashion value all over their bodies would one day be like the current state: the two of them posed like peasants squatting, and they didn't know where to take them out. Smoke, you take a sip and I take a sip, watching the smoke filled with melancholy.

There is always a déjà vu feeling of squatting by the curb with a brother who is broken in love.

"Cough cough cough~~~" Fujimaru Tateka waved away the second-hand smoke, feeling very disgusted, "I haven't seen you for a day, why are you so annoying? Don't act like a riddle like Lao Fu, who is nagging, and speak clearly. .”

Qianzicun put out the cigarette in melancholy, and sighed: "Sure enough, the old man is still used to smoking water pipes."

"It's not easy for me to get out a cigarette in this place, so let's just light it."

"makes sense."

Fujimaru Lixiang watched the two people performing a two-person cross talk, and twitched the corners of his mouth: "Ah, it turns out that it's just that I'm not used to smoking, so I'm leaving, and I've never heard about the ex-girlfriend. Enjoy the tobacco and alcohol."

He turned and walked away, and then he was grabbed by a powerful big hand on his shoulder, which was painful like iron tongs.

"What's the matter? The riddle man is anxious when he finds out that others don't guess the riddle?" Fujimaru Tatsuka turned to look at Chiko Muramasa who grabbed him, and scolded him, "I said master, anyway, your mentality is like an old man , don’t play like a young man, I want to kill you. If you have something to say, I’ll rest if it’s nothing.”

Qianzicun was rubbing his hands, feeling a little embarrassed, he dawdled for a few times but was unwilling to speak.

Edmund flicked the cigarette butt away in disdain, and shook his head: "You bastard, didn't you agree to ask the Master for help?"

Qianzicun was spitting at him: "Stop pretending, be careful when Hai Dai or her family members show up when you turn around, I'll see what you say."

"Kuhahahahahaha." Edmund said that I don't know how to answer this question, and just fooled it with his signature laughter.

On the contrary, Fujimaru Tachika got inspiration from their questions and answers and the word [ex-girlfriend], and cried out: "No way. Could it be that someone came across the border? Is it the British poor breasts and big appetite? Or greedy for money A red-eyed Venus demon? Or an Indian goddess who wants to preach? Or is it the Bo Xun Demon King who intends to destroy the world?"

"Tsk tsk, old man, I didn't expect you to play very well. You can even get involved with Bo Xun. It's really about the same level as Xu Xian. I thought it was hell difficulty, but after looking at it this way, it seems to be normal difficulty." The Count of Monte Cristo, the skill point of fanning the flames today is extra high.

Fujimaru Tatsuka was stunned for a moment: As expected of the Count of Monte Cristo, he is very good at seeing the problem. Strictly speaking, he is really a snake.

Chiko Muramasa didn't scold him either, but was sweating coldly thinking about whether there was anything wrong with what Fujimaru Tatsuka said, but he vaguely felt that there seemed to be nothing wrong with what the Master said.

He knew that he was a certain young man named Emiya Shirou, and he prefaced the possibility of [possessing all the abilities of Senko Muramasa and reincarnating in the Wengui era].In other words, he is the old Shirou who possesses the righteous power of Thousand Son Village.But he never imagined that he still has so many sinful karma.

"Hey...Super invincible trouble, it's actually me who caused the trouble. Obviously I just have the appearance of a woman, but the other sin I created is too heavy. No wonder the line of fate is so The ground is heavy." Qian Zicun muttered for a while, and grabbed Fujimaru Tatsuka's shoulders fiercely, "The teacher has something to do, and the disciple will do his best, so I can only ask you to wake her up."

"Uh, please clarify the matter first!" Fujimaru Tachika said that I will go offline before you say it.

Qianzicunzheng could only sit cross-legged with Fujimaru Tachika, talking with a bitter face about the bad problems he found.