Don't play with moon terriers in Chunwu

You, a former master of dark cooking, do you have the confidence to say such things now?

"Yes, people nowadays are really creative about things like chocolate." Kasumigaoka Shiwa pretended to be shocked, and whispered to them in a voice that was just audible, "You know that Katsushika Kita How do sai (swords) do it? Press the good octopus on the cutting board. Shout out "Hey!!", then smash the big luck on the octopus boldly, then sprinkle a lot of chocolate powder, slightly use white chocolate Just decorate and you're done. "

Sha Cangxiang covered his mouth and took a few steps back: "That's still human? Who would dare to eat this kind of thing?"

Kasumigaoka Shiwa rolled her bright eyes: "What is even more admirable is our Master Fujimaru Tachika, who ate such a dark dish without changing his face."

"Ah, as expected of Tatsuka Fujimaru, it's really admirable and awe-inspiring to do what we can't do easily." Yukinoshita Yukino.With an unfathomable expression on his face, he said, "But maybe he has pica. Let's try it next time, make chocolate with various seafood for her to try, maybe he likes this taste."

No, you're not being weird, you really intend to do this.Ya baa Luo!

Fujimaru Tachika couldn't hold back any longer, he quickly poked a toothpick into an octopus ball and chewed it, and made a fake comment: "This ball is made of good materials, but the batter is not very good. Qualified. I'll show you off later, and I'll set up a seafood feast, so you know what real seafood seasoning is?"

"At least three times." Yukinoshita Yukino gestured with her fingers.

"Okay, okay." Fujimaru Tatsuka successfully ceded the land and paid compensation.

"I want to eat it too. When the time comes, you must call me." Sha Cangxiang, who had always been out of the situation, heard that there was something delicious, and immediately raised his hands high, eager to try it.

After sleeping late in the morning and coming out, Sha Cangxiang ate the breakfast that had passed the best tasting period, shed noodles and tears while eating, hating why he couldn't get up, now he heard that there was a chance to pluck the wool, so he decisively inserted it kick.

Xiazhiqiu Shiyu also accepts as soon as he sees it.I felt Fujimaru Tateka.Yi Yi also smiled and nodded: "Then you must call me for dinner. I will also come over from Tokyo on weekends."

Yukinoshita Yukino asked her: "Xiazhiqiu students don't have time to go out to play with classmates on weekends, can you come to the party?"

"Of course, we are all members of the Chaldean organization in the future, so we have to improve our relationship. Besides, as a writer, I am very curious about everyone's situation, and maybe I can write a book about it." What about the new novel?"

Xiazhiqiu Shiyu smiled slightly, facing Yukinoshita Yukino's temptation, he easily resolved it with all his efforts.

"However, speaking of it, there are some strange rumors about Fengzhiqi Academy recently. Some weird rumors about the stock market are also widely spread in our school." Talking about her classmates, Xia Zhiqiu Shiyu remembered something, and she With his hands folded on his chest, he was a little surprised, "I just took these things as jokes before, but now that I think about it, it feels a little bit wrong."

Fujimaru Tachika casually bought a straw hat full of seaside city style from a small vendor nearby, and put it on her head: "Didn't our great writer and writer just say that we should enjoy the festival with the mentality of one period and one period? Why are you thinking about these things again? It’s not too late to worry about it when you go back, after all, you still have the Special Affairs Bureau stationed in Tokyo, which is their base camp.”

"It's true." Kasumigaoka Shiwa touched the straw hat, smiled, and involuntarily took Yukinoshita and Yuigahama's hands, and pulled them to the front: "Since you have participated in the festival, there are some things you can't miss."

"Hey~~ What's the matter with Kasumigaoka Shiwa? Is there anything you want to do in particular??" Yuigahama Yui was dragged forward with a confused expression on her face.

"Of course I want to rent a kimono at this time. I have done a strategy before..."

"There is a special kimono rental shop in front, right?" Yukinoshita Yukino felt a little embarrassed at this time, and she said awkwardly, "Why don't you just forget it. It's not bad to wear private clothes to participate in the festival."

"No, girls still have to dress nicely and formally to suit the atmosphere of the festival. After all, it's rare..." Xia Zhiqiu Shiyu quietly leaned into her ear at this time, "You really plan to let me Are you and Yuigahama wearing nice kimonos?"

"...It doesn't hurt to try."

The three rushed forward in a hurry.

Yakura Hibiki held the unfinished box of octopus balls and opened his mouth wide: "Why didn't you call me? Don't you think I'm not suitable?"

Fujimaru Tachika glanced at her: I think they are afraid that you will stick all the sauce on the kimono.

"Sha Cangxiang, why don't you come over? I only have two hands."

"Here we come." Hibiki Sakura did not forget to put the box of octopus balls in Fujimaru Tatsuka's hand, "Help me get it."

Seeing the four people rushing into the kimono shop, Fujimaru Tatsuka stuck a toothpick into an octopus ball with a blank expression on his face.

Just kidding, I also kept it for you, I ate all the remaining 6.

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"Emmm, this outfit is actually quite nice." Fujimaru Tachika was finally pulled into the kimono shop, and changed into a jinbei, which is a men's kimono.

The wide sleeves of the kimono on him made the already handsome Fujimaru Tatsuka look like a hermit in the mountains.

Stepping on wooden clogs, he followed behind a few people chatting about the topic.

They are heading to the local Sumiyoshi Shrine in Fukuoka City.It is an effective shrine to protect the safety of travel and home, and it is the head shrine of the whole of Japan.

The Neon people have an interesting habit. They like to visit the main shrines of those efficacious shrines for peace of mind.

Although everyone is an inheritor, there is still no lack of god status in it.

For example, Yukinoshita, the combined version of two gods and demons, Suzuka Gozen on the body of the dumpling is also worshiped as a god in some places.

But for the behavior of checking in at the shrine, they are still very satisfied.

Moreover, the time is getting closer and closer to night now, and the DONTAKU Festival, which has been going on for a day, is about to light up fireworks.

The location of Sumiyoshi Shrine is just right for viewing, because everyone will make the last stop here today.

People visiting the shrine came and went, Fujimaru Tatsuka looked at the ordinary and happy faces, and his heart calmed down.

How wonderful, the scenery of this family.

"What are you still procrastinating for? Come here quickly, the fireworks will be happy soon."

The four people in front were dressed in kimonos and greeted him with umbrellas.

"I'm coming."

Fujimaru Tachika walked forward in response, and the fireworks in the sky began to bloom, dyeing the entire sky colorful.

Summer has begun.

[-]. BB: Can't make trouble if I'm not here? AI is such an inconvenience

On May X, the weather was fine.Yizhai plays games at home.

All things come to an end, but there is always an omen before it.

For example, an elementary school student who skipped class and returned home saw the pants of Uncle Wang next door, and the spare tire licked the dog and received a text message from his girlfriend who had to work overtime before Christmas Eve.

Another example is that before the end of the holiday, I suddenly heard the news that a classmate borrowed homework.

Fujimaru Tachika is among them, and today is the last day of the holiday.Now he is happily manipulating the bad-hearted boys in Chi Nian to attack the girls, laying the groundwork for the Christmas Shura field.

That's great, the villager hasn't come out to beat me these two days, it seems that he is afraid that I will be tired.Then let me be a heart thief happily with the big fluttering moth.

Then he got the call.

"What? Homework for the holidays? Ah, and a quiz?"

Fujimaru Tachika rolled her eyes, manipulated the joker, and played a red and black staggered attack scene on the screen, taking a sip of happy water happily.

"Let me tell you, can you have a little awareness of being an extraordinary student." Fujimaru Tatsuka said big words righteously, pressing the handle with a snap, "Those of us who have extraordinary abilities should have Different self-awareness, don’t worry too much about things in school.”

He spoke earnestly: "Tell me, coping with exams and studying are just for the convenience of further education, work and so on. We are all fighting little monsters now, are you still entangled in these things?"

Yukinoshita Yukino laughed aloud: "Is it the right way to play games happily by rubbing the controller?"

Fujimaru Tachika frowned and corrected: "Yukishita, you must not understand. Game is the first step for all mammals, especially primates, to learn to survive. It is a game based on the satisfaction of material needs. It is a social behavior that follows a certain rule within a specific time and space and pursues the satisfaction of spiritual needs. Games are the ninth art, and are the industrial crystallization of countless people's hard work and sweat. By playing games, you can also I can feel how creators find the foothold they need in the game between art and business..."

"Teacher Jing said that if your homework is not completed, she will personally come to chat with you (wu) chat (li)."

"...Where did you hold the study meeting? I'll bring all my things and go find you now."

"Oh, man."

After hanging up the phone, Fujimaru Tatsuka had a sad face.Goodbye JOKER, goodbye, my 9 jumps.I don't know when the next meeting will be.

But it is too unwise to try Xiaojing's cute iron fist attack.It's not that you can't beat it, but it's unnecessary, right?

Besides, if you go to them, you can quickly copy your homework, isn't it better than holding something to cover your head and writing it yourself?

Fujimaru Tatsuka put on a pair of beach pants and short sleeves for herself, picked up her schoolbag and swaggered out.

The location given by Yukinoshita Yukino is a western-style family restaurant named Silvaspo.

"The name is weird..." Fujimaru Tatsuka rubbed her nose and walked in.

The so-called family restaurants are completely different things in Tianchao and Neon.

The family restaurants of Tianchao often refer to restaurants remodeled from family residences, and they have nothing in common in terms of business models and other aspects.

Neon's family restaurant is a business model, and the slogan is to provide guests with a family-like feeling.

The interior environment of these family restaurants is often created warm and pleasant.And the price is even more at home.You can already eat solid curry rice and other staple foods for about a few hundred yen to about 1000 yen.And it often costs a few hundred yen to drink all you can drink from the buffet.

In Neon, this kind of price is already considered the price of cabbage, and it is still open 24 hours a day.It is loved by all kinds of poor students and poor migrant workers.In a way, it was cheaper than having dinner with Colonel Ken at the Golden Arches.

In the ACG works, many students meet at the family restaurant for the same reason—it is cheap, and each student can afford it with their own pocket money.

"Fujimaru-san~Fujimaru-san~ here." Yuigahama Yui shook the dumpling and waved his arms vigorously to signal him to go.

Yuigahama Yui, today's dumplings are really big.

Of course, he was referring to the hairstyle.

What surprised him was that today, not only the duo of Sobugao, but also an uninvited guest from Toyonosaki Academy in Tokyo.

Fujimaru Tatsuka walked over, put down her schoolbag, and said hello: "Hi Kasumigaoka, I didn't expect you to be here."

"Ah, is it possible that Fujimaru Tachika-sama is not very happy to see me. Hey, I think it's true, but I, an outsider, disturbed the good occasion of hugging from left to right. Sobbing and sobbing." Kasumigaoka Shiwa fake crying up.

This woman... I never thought she liked to tease people so much before.It seems that once people get acquainted, they like to be presumptuous.

Fujimaru Tachika looked around and said to him: "Where's Hikigu Hachiman? Why don't you see him? Could it be that he finished his homework early?"

Yukinoshita Yukino raised her brows and smiled happily: "Mr. Bi Chongzi, it seems that he is running some things in Tokyo with Jie Xiongming, and he may not be able to arrive at 12 o'clock tonight. He is on the phone While screaming again and again, I want to ask you to take it to his house after finishing your homework."

Fujimaru Tachika made a cross silently in his heart, he was sure of that cute looking fist—he subconsciously looked at it just now when he was packing his schoolbag, the homework was heavy during the holidays, so he came back to stay up late tonight It doesn't necessarily work out, I hope the teacher is okay.

Yuigahama Yui waved his hand indifferently: "He who is squatting at home is looking for his own death. Not long after he got home, he was dragged by Komachi to Tokyo Amusement Park to experience mobile games. Then he ran around with Mingzo Kai. Completely forgot Do the student thing.

"Speaking of which, the desserts in this restaurant are very good. There is also a buffet discount, and you can order whatever you want for 800 yen. Fujimaru-san, what do you want to eat? I'll give you some!"

Fujimaru Tachika glanced at her suspiciously: "Yuhihama~ Although we haven't known each other for a long time, I always feel that there must be something wrong with you being so considerate."

"No, this study meeting seems to be a little bit wrong? Even if Yuhihama is stupid and needs to copy homework," Fujimaru Tachika didn't care about Yuihama Yui's angry appearance, and spoke very directly, "Yukishita You wouldn't ask me to come out, let alone Xiazhiqiu students came here specially, did you do something without telling me?"

Yuigahama Yui's neck stiffened, and her eyes rolled around to look at both sides.

Yukinoshita Yukino sighed: "Yuki, it's better to be frank and lenient."

Xiazhiqiu Shiyu sympathized: "Don't worry, I will help you talk, and it will involve people I know."

"Fujimaru Tachika, I'm sorry. The AI ​​I made casually took over the task." Yuigahama Yui blushed, bowed her head and admitted her mistake.

"Oh, help website... Wait, what's going on? Why can't I understand what you're saying?" Fujimaru Tachika was a little at a loss.

So under the explanations in a hurry, Fujimaru Tatsuka probably understood what was going on.

Probably not long after he came back, Yuigahama Yui remembered the adjustment process between himself and Yukinoshita Yukino, and felt that he had learned a lot of novel things in the calculation.On a whim, she used [Blessing of Wisdom], and combined those experiences with the books she read later, miraculously made an AI.

"Wait? Strong artificial intelligence AI?!" Fujimaru Tatsuka turned pale with shock, could there be a Terminator here?Did you start the Skynet plot line?

Yuigahama Yui rubbed his head heckly: "How is it possible, Fujimaru-san, you have too much confidence in me, but it's just a weak artificial intelligence. It's just that there may be something wrong with the settings. At that time, I was confused I fell asleep in a daze, but when I woke up, I found that something was wrong."

She poked her two fingers together, lowered her head, and meowed at him quietly with her eyes: "The AI ​​somehow jumped to a bulletin board (forum) dedicated to discussing supernatural events, and then replied by herself saying that she would like to ask for help next."

"Obviously I just set up the search and crawled the data..." She was a little confused.

Case solved.

Girl, are you using the AI ​​data of Yukinoshita Yukino's spiritual base?Do you know that the prototype is crumb AI!No matter what you do, trouble No. 1.

[-]. The defeated dog and childhood sweetheart

BB, the ultimate crumb ai on the mooncell, and Secretary Fujiwara are called the earth and moon double cancer (wrong)

Melt Lilith is a high-level follower that she combined with her own personality as a sample, combined with data such as the eloquent heavenly woman and the moon goddess.

In other words, the sadism peculiar to the elegant swan dancer is entirely hereditary, and she should have been a good child in the first place.

"...What the hell is the way a father like you looks at his daughter? If you look at her again, I'll kill you." Yukinoshita Yukino felt goosebumps popping up all over her body.

"It's not your fault, it's all because of that scum..."

"So! Shouldn't the discussion now be about what's so weird about that AI? And should we take care of the help message?"

Yukinoshita Yukino knocked hard on the table, making a loud bang, as if hitting a chopping board with a hammer.

"You don't need to worry about that AI. Even if she likes to play pranks, she should be harmless in nature, probably."

Fujimaru Tachika thought for a while, since it was rubbed out by Hihama Yui while I was thinking about it, it should have only inherited a little bit of BB's little devil character.

"...But it's better to limit it well, it's not good if you don't really create Skynet."

Thinking of what Kasumigaoka Shiwa said before, Fujimaru Tachika couldn't help becoming curious: "Old Kasumi... Kasumigaoka, did you just say someone you know?"

Xiazhiqiu Shiyu ignored his uncontrollable malicious slip of the tongue, and nodded: "Actually, I'm not an acquaintance, and I didn't know who posted it at the beginning, until the ai along the network cable exposed all the bottoms over there, I Only then did I find out that it was from a school."

Swish.