Xue Molian sat on the stool opposite Xuan Sheng, looked at the wooden fish and a Buddhist scripture on the table, and thought that the other party would not be bored after sitting like this for a day?
"My little monk doesn't know, but since the female benefactor analyzed it this way, it might be."
Xuan Sheng shook his head, then nodded again.
"Wow, are you the reincarnation of the legendary Buddha?"
Xue Molian asked curiously, children's attention is easy to be diverted, she doesn't even know why Buddhism, let alone the meaning of Buddha, but she has listened to a lot of story books.
"of course not."
Xuan Sheng shook his head, thinking that if he was the reincarnation of the Buddha, why would he need to recite Buddhist scriptures so strenuously, thinking about the true meaning in them every day, he should understand it at a glance.
In that way, I can easily pass the test of my uncle and uncle, and I can go to play with my brothers every day.
"Hmm... boring, why don't we play flower rope?"
Xue Molian took out a long red thread and looked at Xuansheng eagerly.
Xuan Sheng was a little helpless, how could he play such a little game played by girls, but judging by the clothes of this female benefactor, it is likely that she is from a very good family, and she is really not afraid of being arrested by the temple.
Besides, he wasn't that cruel, Xue Molian was just annoying, and he didn't come to harm him. It would be too unkind if he called his uncles to come in and arrest him.
Or drive her away with my wisdom.
"Why don't we play boxing games? If the monk wins, the benefactor will leave. If the monk loses, then we will play games with you."
Xuan Sheng thought for a while and suggested.
"can!"
Xue Molian's eyes lit up, at least the little monk let go.
"I declare in advance that I will release the cloth."
Xuan Sheng stretched out his right hand, spread out his five fingers, and shook them.
"What do you mean, little monk?"
Xue Molian pouted, thinking that the other party was looking down on her.
"The little monk just decided that's all."
Xuan Sheng smiled, "Compare?"
Xue Molian rolled his eyes, thinking about why the little monk would do this.
Judging from the fact that the little monk coaxed himself to count the cherry blossoms before, he was definitely a weak stomach, and he would definitely not tell the truth.
Then he said that he wants to produce cloth, is he trying to induce himself to produce scissors?
Then this naughty little monk will punch himself and beat himself.
"Then what if there is a draw?"
Xue Molian asked first.
"If there is a tie, the monk loses."
Xuan Sheng said sincerely.
Xue Molian's face was even more suspicious, there must be a ghost!
This condition is too favorable for her. Originally, she thought that if she produced the cloth, she could win the opponent's fist. If the opponent told the truth, it would be a draw.
But the little monk actually said that she won in a draw, so it is worth thinking about it... Could it be that the little monk really wants to play with himself, but he is actually a little embarrassed to find the next step?
Xue Molian shook his head, feeling that this kind of thinking was too narcissistic.
Xue Molian, calm down, clear your mind.
First of all, the little monk is a bad guy, but the conditions for winning and losing should not be reckless. If she really wins, she won't let the little monk go.
Secondly, the monk must want to win me, so he must be a fake when he says cloth!
I won by playing scissors, and I also won by playing cloth. The tie condition he added later was clearly to give me an extra layer of psychological hints and induce me to play cloth!
Then the little monk will definitely play scissors to win me, then the result is very clear, what I should play is... rock!
Because I'm too afraid of being unlucky, I'm all lucky.
Chapter 710 Today we pee farther than anyone else
After figuring out the key points, Xue Molian couldn't help but smile on his face.
Hee hee, what a cunning little monk, he almost fell into his way.
Fortunately, I am smart and able to think a little more. The little monk raised such a condition, and he clearly saw that he was a smart person, knowing that I would not throw out the scissors recklessly.
Well, the little monk's vision is still worthy of praise.
Wait...scissors?
If I play scissors and the little monk also plays scissors, then it is also a draw. According to the rules that the little monk just added, he still wins.
In this way, is it the safest way to produce scissors?
Xue Molian looked up at the little monk again, feeling that the other's clear eyes were somewhat unpredictable.
"Ready? Let's get started."
Xuan Sheng spoke at this moment, seeing Xue Molian's expression changing, he thought this girl was very interesting.
"Wait, let me think again."
Xue Molian interrupted, she had just looked at the little monk, and she always felt that her inner thoughts had been seen through.
Calm down, think about it again, if I don’t want to play scissors is the first layer, cloth is the second layer, and after guessing the opponent’s intention, I switch to punching is the third layer, and finally come back and find that the scissors are foolproof The winning method is the fourth layer.
So will the little monk be on the fifth floor?
What he is going to throw is a fist! ?
Xue Molian's little head was a little messed up for a moment.
Hold on, hold on!
Xue Molian, you can do it, this is just a stupid little monk who studied Buddhist scriptures to death, how could your ingenuity fail here! ?
Calm down again, I can win the little monk's cloth and scissors by playing scissors, but does the little monk really only think that I guessed that the cloth was produced on the third floor, and then use the scissors to restrain me?
I can win the little monk on the second floor with my fist, and the young monk on the fifth floor...
Scissors can only win against the young monks on the first floor and the young monks on the fourth floor...
Which floor is the little monk on?
Judging from his observation of the little monk, the other party is smart!
"Still guessing? I'm going out."
After the little monk finished speaking, he raised his hand, intending to start directly.
Xue Molian gritted her teeth, feeling that interrupting the little monk repeatedly was a sign of weakness, so she also raised her hand.
I bet he's smarter!
"rock-paper-scissors!"
As the slogan fell, Xue Molian stared blankly at the little monk's cloth, and the little monk still had a faint smile on his face.
"Amitabha, female benefactor, you lost, you must keep your promise."
After Xuansheng finished speaking, he sat back to his seat and turned over the Buddhist scriptures again, meaning to see off the guests.
"You, you, you...how did you produce cloth!?"
Xue Molian's face was flushed red, obviously out of breath.
"Ah? Monks don't tell lies, but if a young monk says cloth, of course it is cloth."
Xuan Sheng looked innocent.
Xue Mo was speechless in anger, could it be that he thought too much, is this a stupid monk?
"No, you lied just now, you tricked me into counting cherry blossoms!"
Xue Molian retorted, thinking that you, little monk, have obviously lied to others.
"My little monk didn't lie. I did count and estimate the result, but I didn't say that it must be right. How could it be considered a lie?"
Xuan Sheng looked innocent, and raised his hand towards the gate of the courtyard, "Female benefactor, you won't deny the loss, will you?"
Xue Molian clenched her teeth, pinched her waist and ran to the door, feeling overwhelmed and said: "Little monk, wait, next time I will definitely win you!"
"The name of the little monk is Xuansheng, not the little monk."
Xuan Sheng shook his head helplessly, stopped looking at Xue Molian after speaking, and focused on the Buddhist scriptures in front of him.
Well, the noisy person has finally left, he can do his homework with peace of mind, and tomorrow he will go up to the mountain to play with his brothers.
However, Xuan Sheng didn't know that he had provoked a little witch.
…………
"why is it you again?"
Xuan Sheng put down the Buddhist scriptures, thinking that this family is really weird, how come they go up to the mountain to pay respects to the Buddha every now and then, and they admire our Buddhist family so much, why don't they just shave or become a monk?
This was already the fifth time Xue Molian came to him this month, and it greatly affected him to study Buddhism diligently.
There is no impenetrable wall in the world, and it may be that Xue Molian has a big mouth. This incident has made his brothers in the Bodhidharma Academy know about it, and they have canceled him a lot recently.
Some people teased him whether his rope turning skills have improved a lot.
Xuan Sheng, of course, expressed his denial with righteous words. He had never lost a duel with Xue Molian, and the last time he succeeded in making the other party cry, it gave him a sense of accomplishment that he shouldn't have.
Afterwards, Amitabha kept accusing him of his sins... But, seeing Xue Molian come over with confidence and propose a new topic for the competition, and then leave angrily and indignantly afterwards, it's really... so interesting.
"What's the competition today?"
Xuansheng is also familiar with the game, knowing that the girl will not let it go if he doesn't beat this girl head-on, and will pester him not to let him study hard.
"Hmph, little monk, you underestimate me. I won't take advantage of you today. It's up to you to propose the content of the competition. I will defeat you in your field of expertise and convince you!"
Xue Molian pinched her waist and looked full of confidence. She felt that she would decide the content of the competition every time, and even if she won in the end, she would have no sense of accomplishment.
"Oh? Why is the female benefactor so confident today?"
Xuan Sheng said with a smile.
"Hmph~ Don't think that you are omnipotent just because you beat me a few times. I will definitely beat you today. Come up with the question!"
Xue Molian sat on the stone bench, sitting upright, with a serious face.
But Xuansheng asked again, "It is true that the monk is not omnipotent, but in the field that the monk is good at, female benefactors have no chance of winning. Do you really want the monk to decide the content of the competition?"
Xue Molian looked dissatisfied, and said to himself that the little monk is too arrogant, there is no comparison, he is so sure that I will not be able to do it in the field he is good at! ?
"Say it quickly, I will definitely win you today."
she said impatiently.
Xuan Sheng stood up, and it was a little funny to put the inscrutable look on the child, but Xue Molian couldn't laugh, she was a little nervous, she had just uttered a big word, and she would still lose later, which is really true. shame.
"Today, we pee farther than... anyone else."
Xuan Sheng paced around in the pavilion, stretched out a finger and said.
Xue Molian:? ? ?
After she was stunned for a few moments, her face suddenly flushed, she stood up and said angrily: "Teacher, rogue! Monk Hua! Monk smelly!"
Xuan Sheng was a little confused, he didn't know why the other party was so angry, "Then do you compare or not? If you don't compare, you will admit defeat."
Xue Molian blushed and beat Apple, he didn't know whether it was from anger or shame, after a few breaths of stalemate, he finally looked like a deflated ball, gritted his teeth and said: "I, I admit defeat."
Then she quickly ran out of the courtyard, leaving Xuansheng in a mess in the wind.
He touched his little bald head, and was a little puzzled. Could it be that Xue Molian had heard about his achievements, so he thought he was willing to bow down?
He is indeed the one who urinates the farthest among the seniors.
But if you don't compare, you don't compare. It's easier to admit defeat. Why scold the monk.
Because I'm too afraid of being unlucky, I'm all lucky.
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