I swallowed the system before entering the chat group

What do we mean, what sad things do we have, and let everyone be happy together?

Since it's a sad thing, even if no one sympathizes when you say it, you won't be happy. The people in the group are not abnormal!

……

Zhao Ling was just about to say that this was just a stalk, but a newcomer came in unexpectedly...

[System (Announcement): Welcome to 'Wujizhitan' to join the Tiantian Mutual Aid Group! 】

[System (Announcement): Welcome to the 'Heavenly Kidney Deficiency' to join the Tiantian Mutual Aid Group! 】

Hard-working administrator: Oh oh oh, newcomer here, welcome!

These two nicknames are very interesting and have connotations!

Sky Blade King: Welcome newcomers!

First day teacher: +1

Young Golden Dragon: Isn't this nickname too...

Sky Blade King: Is it some kind of shameless person?

Dumb Mao Wang: I feel like the sword is about to be unsheathed!

……

Such a connotative nickname obviously aroused the disgust of some female group members.

Daoist Taichu: Calm down, female compatriots, the nickname is given by the group and cannot be modified by an individual, such as you, Dumb Maowang, so don’t judge the wrong person just because of the nickname!

By the way, these two people have enough sad things, but they are the ones who make people laugh out loud!

Dog Management, Know Them?

Dumb Hairy King: Group leader, I should give you the nickname of Dumb Hairy King, I am Artoria Pendragon, King of Knights!

Daoist Taichu: Dumb Mao Wang, I will give you a chance to reorganize the language! (angry)

Silly King: The strand on top of my head represents the majesty of the king. I am the king of knights, and I will never submit to power unless... give me a dozen..., no, ten dozen lollipops!

Hard-working administrator: Use the most serious tone and say the most heartfelt words, this is the foolish king!

Dumb Hairy King: I am the King of Knights, I keep my useful body for..., I can't make it up anymore!

Daoist Taichu: Dog management, you haven't uploaded the dungeon yet!

The hard-working administrator: Uh..., group leader, I couldn't find it. These two nicknames have no distinctive features!

Daoist Priest: Isn't that obvious enough?

Non-chicken talk: Could it be that I am connected to the World Tree game again, but this expansion seems to be wrong!

It’s very kidney deficiency: No one protects the kidney better than me, what’s with the name!

Daoist Venerable Taichu: Look, isn't that obvious enough?

Hard-working administrator: I'm looking for it, but I still don't have it!

Daoist Absolutely: Uh..., it can't be that your world doesn't reflect them, or you still receive the reflection of their world, right?

Hard-working administrator: Really not!

Taichu Daoist: That's fine, then I'll look for it here...

By the way, let me talk about these two first, I guarantee you will laugh, and for them, they are very sad!

The first day teacher: (small bench)

Continue to become stronger: (The front row sells melon seeds and peanuts)

Don't want to be humble: (correct posture)

……

Daoist Taichu: First of all, Wujizhitan, whose real name is Suzuki Satoru, is also an ordinary white-collar worker with an island background. He likes to play a virtual game in his world called World Tree, and has established a guild called Great Tomb.

That game was about to be closed, and everyone left. Suzuki Satoru was very reluctant to return to reality at 750 until the last moment, so he time-traveled!

It's not scary to travel through time, at least for some people!

The problem is, he didn't cross over physically, but his spirit and soul crossed over to his game character.

And his game character is a full-level skeleton...

So, everyone knows what's going on with the chickenless talk, right?

But even though he turned into a skeleton, because he has human nature in his heart, regardless of the issues of aesthetics and attribute camp, he is a kind-hearted ordinary person!

Hard-working administrator: It turns out that there is no chicken talk, wow ha ha ha...

Dumb Hairy King: No matter how funny it is, I will definitely not laugh. The King of Knights must maintain the majesty of the king! (serious face)

Young Golden Dragon: So...

The youngest Dou Zong: ...

First Heavenly Master: This young man must cheer up!

Big Big Wolf King: Need help?My lord may be able to make a recovery potion!

Daoist Taichu: Maybe it's just a matter of race, and it can be solved by improving your strength!

Hard-working administrator: The question is, isn't he at the full level?Wa hahaha……

Don't want to be humble: (blush)

Daoist Taichu: As for the one who suffers from kidney deficiency, let me just talk about his lines in the movie!

I tell you, don't talk nonsense!

Can you read the word emptiness?

It's kidney deficiency, no no no, it's emptiness, I'm a man with kidney deficiency, ah no no no, I'm not a man of emptiness...

Cough cough cough cough, it's all about you, let me tell you, I have been very kidney since I was a child... I have been empty since I was a child, and I have taken good care of my kidney...

The hard-working administrator: It's very graphic, so that's how the kidney deficiency comes from! (laughing)

The youngest Dou Zong: I, I can't hold it anymore... (laughing up to the sky)

Young Golden Dragon: I...

Prepare to Shatter the Void:  …

The first day teacher: (cover face)

Zombie King: (can't laugh or cry)

……

Daoist in the early days: Son with kidney deficiency, he is an exorcist, roughly similar to a Taoist priest.

He is weak and weak, with two dark circles and lying silkworms. Because of his weak body, he often coughs. The last thing he likes is walking!

So, he somehow found four maids to carry him around, for wages!

Usually, when he is on the stage, the four maids will sprinkle flowers to add to his style!

These four maids are so beautiful that they are earth-shattering. They are all aunts with big arms and round waists, known as the four beauties of the wilderness!

In his world, another exorcist Tian Canjiao asked him why he didn't go by himself, and he plausibly said, if he went by himself, wouldn't he be the same as you?

Think about it, with dark circles under your eyes, even the maids only dare to look for the aunt, coughing every day, and can't walk a few steps. Isn't this kidney deficiency?

Hard-working administrator: Hahahahahaha... (Laughing out of breath)

It's kidney deficiency: My son reiterates again, I have taken good care of the kidney. I'm not empty son, but kidney deficiency, no, it's kidney... empty son!

Kidney deficiency: what's going on with this group?What I said clearly is that I am a kid with kidney deficiency...

The hard-working administrator: Ahahahahaha..., I'm really going to get angry, even the nickname instantly becomes kidney deficiency!

From the current point of view, the group has never made a mistake in giving nicknames, so the group believes that you have kidney deficiency, hahahaha...

Sky Blade King: Strange, really weird!

Group owner, if you haven't sent out the copy, it has aroused my interest! .

Chapter 20 Do you really think that my grandson won't kill you? (20 more)

Taichu Taoist Venerable: Here we come, everyone is ready!

Soon, there was a lot of laughter in the group, even Alice, who can hold back the most recently, didn't hold back!

Daoist Taichu: Alright, stop, stop, thank you both, especially our son with kidney deficiency, for your wonderful performance!

Monkey King: Wonderful is wonderful, but my old grandson doesn’t recognize the monkey inside!

The hard-working administrator: That's not a monkey, it's an orangutan!

Monkey King: It's okay, because my grandson has the blood of the Chaos Demon Ape, and the Chaos Demon Ape also looks like that orangutan.

Just born in Huaguoshan, instinctively took on the characteristics of a monkey!

Daoist Venerable Taichu: Shouldn't everyone's focus be on the son with kidney deficiency?

It took only three seconds to get up, and was immediately blown to ashes by the orangutan?

Diligent admin: Isn't this normal?Kidney deficiency can get up for a few seconds?But the sword control technique is very good, it belongs to the existence of long-range attack power that explodes!

Kidney deficiency: No, this is impossible, I am empty..., no, kidney deficiency..., no, Mr. Kongkong, the number one exorcist in the world, cannot be blown away in one breath!

Taichu Taoist Venerable: By the way, where are you now?Do you think the plot has begun?

Kidney deficiency: This, I want to say, is it okay to be late?

Everyone must remember me, goodbye forever...

[System (Announcement): The group members are suffering from kidney deficiency and their lives are in danger. Please go to rescue the group members, and the mission starts within 5 minutes.

This task rewards points according to the contribution and overall difficulty!

Except for the group leader, the rest of the group members participating in the mission must not be higher than 16 stars (limited by the world), and must not be lower than 13 stars (limited by difficulty)]

Daoist Taichu: I have a mission, time is urgent, I have to speak as fast as I want, and the kidney deficiency is offline!

Hard-working administrator: How could the level of that world be so high?

Heavenly Blade King: We must save the exorcist Miss Duan, we angels dare not touch love, but we appreciate the courage to sacrifice for love!

Zombie King: Only Bai Suzhen and the group owner can go to this group, and no one else can go!

Monkey King: My old grandson can go, although my level is relatively high, but my old grandson can take a piece of hair, and the group appraisal can!

I don't need to grab other tasks, but in this world, there are monsters with the same name as mine, and I can't understand them!

I save cloth for the Protoss: I, I, I, Aqua, I'm going!

Daoist Absolutely: Akuya... Forget it, just go, there won't be any problems if I'm here, get ready, I'm starting a mission!

Zhao Ling really didn't want Akuya to go, and wondered if her luck, which was comparable to IQ, would lead everyone into a ditch.

But Akuya's level is high, but her combat power is so low, many tasks are not suitable for her at all.

And Zhao Ling is not a ruthless person. Seeing that Akuya has behaved well during this time and did not come out to make trouble, let her go!

Zhao Ling clicked on the task, started the task, and a black hole suddenly appeared in front of him.

One step into it, the black hole closes, and the world stands still!

Journey to the West to the World of Conquering Demons, Tian Canjiao and the others have been injured, Mr. Kong Kong's expression is extremely serious, especially after reading the dungeon and knowing his ending, his expression is even more serious.

The orangutan Sun Wukong came over, and Mr. Kongkong said goodbye to the group, so he had to concentrate and launch his flying sword.

As an exorcist, he knew he was invincible, and even if the demon king was born, he would go up if he didn't!

In the real world, the nine flying swords show their radiant brilliance, the sword energy soars to the sky, the land falls and the ground cracks, destroying everything, it is not the weak chicken that the movie copy can show at all.

The orangutan Sun Wukong's golden cudgel has also appeared, and he fought vigorously with Mr. Kongkong's flying sword.

The flying sword was ejected by the golden cudgel and hit the mountain range, breaking the peaks immediately, and countless broken stones turned into meteorites and fell from the sky.

All kinds of things really have the feeling of a battle between immortals and demons, rather than the five-cent special effects in the movie, which can't be cut by flying swords and stones.

Soon, Mr. Kongkong's face became paler, the dark circles under his eyes became more conspicuous, and cold sweat dripped from his forehead.