Chapter 870 Two Rabbits' Obedient Ambitions (4 More)
"Suck it..."
The rabbit obediently sucked the saliva that was about to flow out, got up and lay down on the hydrangea, but she seemed to be isolated by something, and she couldn't touch the hydrangea at all.
After looking fiercely for a while, the rabbit obediently looked up at Zhao Ling, then at Ziyangcao, and finally gave in: "Sister..."
"Speak up!" Zhao Ling was full of complacency.
"elder sister!"
"Speak louder, I can't hear you!" Zhao Ling was even more proud.
"elder sister!!!"
The huge sound echoed in the mountains and forests, countless snowflakes fell, and the huge echoes shook, and the snowflakes accumulated in the mountains and rivers began to vibrate and slide down...
Zhao Ling's face froze, and he felt that he had done another sand sculpture thing, this is going to be an avalanche!
He quickly raised his hand, and with a press of the void, all the movements of Snowflakes were suppressed.
"Sister, is it alright?" Rabbit obediently bit his finger and said pitifully.
"Eat it!"
Taking a deep breath, Zhao Ling untied the enchantment that he arranged casually, feeling that he had done too many sand sculptures this time!
It is said that sand sculptures are more fun, and it is true...
That is, no matter how I think about it, I feel that something is not quite right. I am obviously a person with all-round development of morality, intelligence, body and beauty...how can I develop in the direction of sand sculpture?
This kind of sand sculpture mode, let's leave it to the rabbit...
"Well...well..., sister, you come to eat too!
This hydrangea is the best, the rabbit is a bit full, but still wants to eat!
Mm... Mmm..."
His lips trembled, and the rabbit obediently ate Ziyangcao as if eating noodles, and he began to belch after eating only two or three leaves.
"Eat it yourself..."
Zhao Ling hurriedly took out her regular lollipops to suppress her shock, feeling that if this continues, she will really turn into a sand sculpture!
"This rabbit's obedient contagion is too strong, but it's a pity that it infects people in the direction of sand sculptures!
It's fine to come out to play by yourself now, don't come into contact with this sand sculpture rabbit on a daily basis, or if someone acquainted sees it, you have to find a crack in the ground and bury yourself〃! "Zhao Ling secretly said in his heart.
"Sand Sculpture Rabbit, why did you go to a human ski resort to ski?" Zhao Ling asked.
"Hi... this rabbit is determined to be an almighty rabbit, to contribute all my strength to the future of my rabbit family, and of course to understand all aspects of human beings!
In this way, this rabbit can return to the rabbit family and carry out reforms!
For example, let’s not talk about your hares. Our rabbits have lived with humans for a long time. Naturally, we can’t live in a simple cave all the time, we must live in a big house!
Also, the sanitation environment must be improved. The excrement of our rabbits is really smelly, and it must be better than that of humans. After all, we don’t rely on the smell of excrement to resist the pursuit of some enemies. We rely on Cultivation depends on strength and wisdom!
Also, I, my rabbit, must study the large-scale planting of hydrangea, and plant hydrangea on a large scale. In this way, the staple food of our rabbit family will be sufficient!
Don't underestimate this item, this item is related to the long-term development of my rabbit family!
Only when you are full and eat well can you give birth to more little rabbits that can become monsters!
If it is born randomly, then it depends on the chance of becoming a demon, or there is a certain chance of feeding it with enough elixir!
Everyone is a rabbit with high intelligence. If my children are a group of mentally retarded beasts, no one can accept it!
and also……"
The rabbit obediently hiccupped, and slowly ate the stuffed hydrangeas with an uncomfortable expression on his face, while speaking plausibly, what he said was actually the same thing!
Zhao Ling suddenly understood that this rabbit is not a real sand sculpture, but a template of a scientist with low EQ!
Precisely because of the extremely low EQ, he admits to death, and speaks without thinking, thinking that he is telling the truth in every sentence, but in fact, he is angry enough to kill people.
It's just that this scientist who likes to study is actually from the rabbit family, which makes Zhao Ling feel super strange!
"Hi..., sister, this, this hydrangea, can you give it to Rabbit, please?"
The rabbit couldn't eat anymore, pointing at the purple sun grass pitifully.
It's not that its intestines and stomach can't hold it, but the abundant spiritual power in the Ziyang grass makes the rabbit a little indigestion, and dare not eat any more, even if she only ate a few leaves.
"I'll send you to eat slowly!" Zhao Ling waved lazily.
"It's not eating, it's researching, researching why this hydrangea can grow so well, if all hydrangeas grow so well, then our rabbit family can prosper!
This kind of hydrangea, with at most two leaves, can definitely turn an ordinary rabbit into a demon! "The rabbit obediently said seriously.
"."Then you should study it carefully. Since you are full, then my sister, I have to eat too. Goodbye! " Zhao Ling waved.
"Sister, wait, the rabbit is going too, the rabbit is treating you to dinner!" the rabbit said obediently.
"Aren't you full?" Zhao Ling asked strangely.
"It's spiritual indigestion, but it has nothing to do with eating properly!" the rabbit said obediently and seriously.
"But, I'm going to eat what humans eat, not what your rabbits eat!"
"I know, I also eat human food, we have all become monsters, our stomachs are not as fragile as they were in the original body, and rabbits can eat whatever they want!
Not to mention, human beings are quite proficient in eating. Sooner or later, the rabbits will have to develop a meal recipe suitable for the rabbits, and like humans, they will separate several major cuisines to help my rabbits prosper! "
"Well, if you have ambition, then do it well!"
Zhao Lingrou (Qian Nuohao) rubbed the rabbit's obedient little head, pointed to the purple sun grass and said, "Put it away, I'll take you to the eating utensils!"
"Yeah, thank you sister!"
The rabbit obediently smiled brightly, and waved his hand to put away the purple sun grass.
With a thought, Zhao Ling disappeared instantly, and when he reappeared, he was already in an alley not far from a hotel,
For a foodie like Zhao Ling, wherever he goes, unless it is in the wild, how can he not know where the hotel is located?
This hotel is a very ordinary hotel, which belongs to the auxiliary facilities of the ski resort.
Because this ski resort is for children, there are basically no strong people coming, and naturally the hotel is not good!
However, compared with the former five-star hotel, it is not bad.
After all, the times have changed, and a really good hotel is a hotel that is full of immortality and suitable for warriors. This kind of hotel that is purely for eating and drinking is outdated! .
Chapter 870 The Wild Rabbit Needs a Bath? (5 more)
In the hotel box, dishes began to be served one after another, very fast, even if Zhao Ling ordered the signature dish.
It turns out that this hotel is not without the slightest grade, at least the tableware has already started to use the warrior's method!
For example, the reason why the signature dishes are served so quickly is because they are all prepared, and then served in corresponding bowls and pots that depict the formation.
Just like a storage ring, in principle, no matter how long it is put in, it will not become cold and discolored, nor will it fall into dust, and it will always be fresh.
However, when a dish was opened, Zhao Ling's heart skipped a beat.
Because it turned out to be a braised rabbit head, and the rabbit is a rabbit!
Who knew that the rabbit obediently looked at it twice, but there was no abnormal reaction!
That's not right, didn't the rabbit obediently recognize it?
A big question mark appeared on Zhao Ling's head...
"Guest, the dishes are ready, this dish is braised rabbit head, this dish is...
Do you need anything else? "
After some introduction by the waiter, the name of the braised rabbit head was so coincidentally mentioned in the first dish.
Zhao Ling thought that the rabbit would go crazy obediently, but who knew she was still normal.
"Could it be that monsters don't care about being eaten by humans?
But probably not, monsters also have high intelligence, how could they not care? "Zhao Ling secretly said.
"Waiter, take down 923's braised rabbit head, we don't eat braised rabbit head!
Of course, the account can still be recorded! "The rabbit obediently pointed to the braised rabbit head.
"Ok!"
The waiter smiled and returned the rabbit's head to the tray.
After the waiter left, Zhao Ling was still full of question marks.
At this moment, the rabbit obediently sighed: "It's pitiful, it's too pitiful not to be able to become a demon!"
"Don't you care?" Zhao Ling asked back.
"What do you care about? Didn't I feel sorry for that rabbit!
Natural selection, survival of the fittest, all life needs to eat and drink, prey and food for each other, who eats who is not the same?
Although it is a domesticated rabbit, that is, the head of our white rabbit family, it is just a wild beast!
As for wild beasts, although they are of the same kind as us, they are not considered to be of the same kind, so there is no need to care about them!
A monster is a monster, and a beast is a beast. If you don't become a monster, you won't be recognized by the monster clan!
Of course, we don't eat the corpses of our own kind, just like humans don't eat human flesh, unless there is nothing else to eat! "
Zhao Ling nodded, expressing understanding!
That being said, it does make sense!
You know, all animals in this world have become monsters, even some plants have become monsters. If they still regard the same kind of beasts as the same kind, how can they live in peace with humans on a large scale?
It's like human beings, seeing the monsters killing humans and putting them on the table, I'm afraid they will explode!
Relatively speaking, human beings care more about it, after all, people are born with great wisdom!
But those with high cultivation base look down on those with low cultivation base, and even think that those with low cultivation base are cannon fodder, and those with low cultivation base are eaten by illegal monsters, and they don't have any psychological fluctuations.
"Then let's eat, you can't live up to the food if you live up to anything!"
As Zhao Ling said, she grabbed a spiced elbow and gnawed on it!
After eating too much seafood, Zhao Ling didn't feel like vomiting, but now Zhao Ling started to want to eat inland dishes!
As for the so-called Western food, or the sashimi of a certain country, it is unnecessary, and I am naturally indifferent!
After a big meal, Zhao Ling ate very happily. Sure enough, eating alone is soulless. There is a monster who looks like a little guy snatching the food. It is quite good and delicious.
After drinking and eating, Zhao Ling was ready to rest.
"Hey rabbit, you go back, your sister and I (bifa) are going to rest!" Zhao Ling started to chase people away.
"The rabbit needs to rest too, darling!"
"Then go home quickly!"
"But sister, I have already been kicked out of the house by my parents!"
"OK, I'll open a room for you, sleep well, let's continue playing tomorrow!"
"It's enough to open a room, the rabbit only needs to occupy about one meter to sleep!
Don't tell me, sister, your body is very big? "The rabbit obediently said curiously.
"Uh..., I don't like sleeping with other people!" Zhao Ling froze.
"No, our rabbits are social animals!
Sometimes, if I sleep with a rabbit, I feel very insecure. Don’t you know, sister? "The rabbit retorted obediently.
"..."
Zhao Ling said that he doesn't want to correct the rabbit's question about his race anymore. This guy is too brainy, and he will be forcibly lowered if he talks about it.
"Hmmm, what do you mean, you want to sleep as your body?" Zhao Ling asked back.
"Of course, it's only comfortable when the main body is asleep!
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