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"Say, why did you become like this uncle?!" Zhao Ling asked fiercely, pointing at the tip of Liu Luoli's nose.

"Ahhhhhhhh..."

Liu Luoli came as soon as she opened her mouth, and even that milky voice was lifelike.

Although Zhao Ling felt that her voice was different from her own, she knew better that the voice she heard was actually different from that heard by others.

Because the sound heard by others is imported by the eardrum, and the sound heard by oneself also includes the vibration and mixing of one's own bones.

Therefore, often the recorded voice is different from what I feel when I hear my own voice!

In other words, this Liu Luoli's voice is exactly the same as Zhao Ling's at present.

It's just that she doesn't seem to be able to speak human words?

Zhao Ling's head was full of black lines. It seems that Liu Luoli was forced out by her. She didn't settle for a long time, and it didn't seem strange that she couldn't speak human language.

The one-star her before, at most, has a little bit of monster instinct after transitioning from a plant to a monster!

After being deeply entangled for a while, Zhao Ling simply packed up all the common sense and language he knew, formed a small spot of light, and then tapped it on Liu Luoli's forehead.

Although Zhao Ling doesn't know this kind of magic like enlightenment, but under the premise of having the rules of creation, it is very easy to do such a small thing!

After being stunned for a while, Liu Luoli came back to her senses, blinked her big eyes, scratched her emerald long hair innocently, and looked around as if discovering something new...

"It's so cute...pee pee pee...``..."

Zhao Ling couldn't stop complaining in his heart, and pointed at Liu Luoli's nose again and said, "Tell me, why did you become like this?"

"Ahhh..."

"Auntie, sister, speak human words, think about it!" Zhao Ling said with black lines all over his head.

"Ah... uh... yes, it's because, you, you, you are, the first person, person, I saw...

Just, I feel, should, should become like this, like this..." Liu Luoli stammered.

"Hey, hold a grass, what if you see a man?" Zhao Lingqi smiled.

"I, I am the female willow tree, I will, I will... fix it..." Liu Luoli said a little more fluently.

"Grip the grass..."

Zhao Ling looked up at the sky, and simply looked for the answer directly from the way of heaven.

In the next second, Zhao Ling had a strange expression on his face, then lowered his head and sighed...

Speaking of which, this matter is indeed her own fault!

Liu Luoli herself has only just become a 'spirit', and she cannot be called a demon. It just so happens that Zhao Ling is here.

Out of biological instinct to explore, she is very curious about creatures that can run, so touching Zhao Ling with the only willow branch she can control is like a baby touching something with its hands, which does not actually have a definite meaning. It's just an instinctive exploration.

At that time, it only had the basic instinct of animalization, which was equivalent to just changing from a plant to an animal, with a vague consciousness.

Then, Zhao Ling made it take shape!

In its eyes, only Zhao Ling exists around!

If she is a male willow tree, there is no doubt that she will not turn into a loli, she will be a girl, and gender is not so easy to change.

Similarly, if she has never seen a human being before she transforms into a human form, she will be given a random human shape and appearance by Heavenly Dao, but she will not be transformed into an animal. After all, human beings are the spirits of all things.

However, she is a female willow tree, and under the operation of the heavens and her own instincts, she only remembers Zhao Ling, so she took shape according to Zhao Ling's appearance, and thus became like this!

In other words, the current appearance is Liu Luoli's true appearance in human form. It cannot be said to be an illusion, but has become a monster. This appearance is her true appearance in human form.

The height is naturally the result of the correction of the law of heaven.

Because according to her cultivation, she is naturally in her infancy now, about seven or eight years old.

With this appearance, if they go out with Zhao Ling, some people may believe that they are not twins, but absolutely no one will believe that they are not real sisters.

Zhao Ling didn't (Nuo Zhao's) think that on a whim, she would actually make a "biological" sister for herself who looked like a mirror.

For a moment, Zhao Ling had the urge to turn Liu Luoli into ashes.

".〃Remember, you are the incarnation of a willow tree. From now on, your surname will be Liu, and your name... Forget it, your body is a willow, so you can simply call it a willow lung!

The nickname is Liu Luoli, so happy to decide!

Do you understand?

understand? " Zhao Ling pointed to her nose.

It doesn't matter if it turns into ashes or something, Liu Luoli didn't do it on purpose, she acted entirely on instinct before, who made Zhao Ling feel cheap!

"Oh……"

Liu Luoli looked at Zhao Ling with a terrified look on her face.

"Come with me!"

Zhao Ling dragged Liu Luoli, who was staggering and didn't know how to walk on two legs, away from the embankment, leaving only a deep hole...

Chapter 280 Tell me quickly, who is this child's father! (5 more)

In Beijing, in the office of the head of the relevant department's general bureau, the head of the head, whose temples have turned black now and who is much younger, is looking at Zhao Ling and Liu Luoli, and his face is full of wandering back and forth.

"Director, have you seen enough?!"

"No..., oh, no, I mean, in the future, there will be more and more monsters in this world?" The director came back to his senses and said.

"That's for sure!"

Zhao Ling nodded, and Da Mao shook his head and said, "Even in this world itself, monsters will gradually be born in the future!

In fact, every world, as long as the energy level is sufficient, will be born!

However, some may be called monsters, and some may be called phantom beasts. Anyway, more intelligent races are born!

This monster is not a special product, as long as the world level is high enough, there are similar existences in every world!

This is your business, it has nothing to do with me, I will bring her here to say hello to you, and I will leave her to you later on the way! "

"This won't work!" The director shook his head instantly.

"Why not? You are the director of the relevant department. This monster is also a non-human being. It is born under your own jurisdiction. You don't care who is in charge of 970?" Zhao Ling asked rhetorically.

"The problem is, this..., no, this willow, Liu Luoli, you made it yourself, and it looks exactly like you!

What's going wrong, dare you say you don't care at all?

Also, she's clearly attached to you.

Now, even if she has a certain understanding of human society, she is still a newborn in general!

In our relevant departments, there is no such role as a nanny, and the blood-enriching ones don't count!

Moreover, we have absolutely no experience in this area!

Whether it's the logic of her behavior or her cognition of certain things, combined with her strength, sometimes it may cause huge troubles!

The so-called innocent people will be very difficult for us to deal with!

Now the relevant departments really have quite a lot of affairs, all kinds of things are like 24 hours a day, except yourself, who can take care of her or take care of her? "The director said in an official tone.

"This, this..."

Zhao Ling was dumbfounded, lowered his head in thought, and didn't notice the smug look in the director's eyes...

In fact, Zhao Ling's character has been figured out by the relevant departments long ago, which is the fundamental reason why the relevant departments never seek her out if they don't need it.

On the one hand, 'nuclear-level' forces, of course, cannot be dispatched at any time.

But on the other hand, I also want to accumulate goodwill!

Because according to the analysis, Zhao Ling is actually a very reasonable person, as long as she is given a reason, she will not lose her temper.

"Dragon God, you have to know that the problem you are reporting about monsters is also a very big problem!

Because the source of the monsters is too uncertain, it’s okay in the early days. If other monsters come out to harm people, or turn into humans, we will be busy again!

Think about it for yourself, the matter of monsters is a major event, the matter of the Ksitigarbha Realm is a major event, and that unknown Western Fantasy world!

For such three major events, we need countless manpower to fill in, to do all the preliminary or current work, future plans, etc.!

Dragon God, you don't care about things. How about I give you one kind of monster, and I promise to gather a team of all aspects for her to teach her everything and let her fully integrate into human society, how about it? "The director said.

"It doesn't matter, don't make excuses, let's go!"

As Zhao Ling said, she pulled Liu Luoli and disappeared in an instant.

The director stretched out his hand, opened his mouth, but still didn't say a word.

There was a wry smile on his face, touching his chin, the director frowned and muttered: "Monster..., what a troubled time! Terrible..."

Soon, Zhao Ling brought Liu (bfaa) Lolita to Wanjie Square, without checking carefully, she went directly to her mother's home in Wanjie Square through the pillar next to her.

Speaking of which, since Zhao Ling asked them to be the welcome guests of Wanjie Plaza, they had only met during the Chinese New Year last year.

After all, Zhao Ling used to be a man, so naturally he didn't have the mentality of relying on his parents like some younger daughters.

She knew that no matter whether her mother was there or not, in this Wanjie Square, as long as she did not hide something suspicious, her mother would definitely know that she was coming.

Sure enough, soon Zhao Ling's mother Lin Xiaoyun appeared.

Seeing Zhao Ling and the almost identical Liu Luoli, Lin Xiaoyun was startled, and subconsciously blurted out: "What's going on, is this girl your daughter?

With whom?

Why don't you say hello!

The children are so old, why don't they come to visit?

Even if other world rules are different, but no matter how different, don't you need to visit your mother-in-law? "

"What……"

Zhao Ling was tongue-tied, where did this logic come from?

"Don't hide it from your mother!"

Lin Xiaoyun dragged Liu Luoli over, looked back and forth, left, right, up and down, and said to himself: "You have been running in this world and that world all day long, who knows how many years you have been in which world?

Besides, this girl looks exactly like you, but the color of her hair and eyes is different, she is not your own, where did she come from? "

"..."

When Zhao Ling heard this, she felt extremely aggrieved, feeling like she was about to explode on the spot!

If it's another person, Zhao Ling promises not to say anything, just slap him across the face, and erase all traces of the other party's existence, so that the other party can't even be resurrected!

"Hey, why doesn't this kid talk? Are you shy?

Ouch, so cute, cuter than you!

Especially the hair and eyeballs are emerald green, very pleasing, not only do not give people a gloomy feeling, but seem to be full of vitality, which makes people feel relaxed after seeing it!

Tell me, who is this child's father! "

Lin Xiaoyun was talking to himself, touching and pinching Liu Luoli, with a look of love and dissatisfaction.

Zhao Ling couldn't take it anymore, and roared fiercely: "Mom, what are you talking about, I think you are demented!"

"Do you dare to say that your mother has dementia? You want to fight!"

"Wait, wait!"

Zhao Ling hastily raised her hands in surrender, and said eagerly: "She has nothing to do with me, no, it does!

In short, she is not a human being, but a willow tree, a willow spirit!

It's just that when she transformed, she transformed like me!

Basically, that's it!

The current situation is that I want to send her here so that she can study hard in all aspects, and I will make arrangements later!

Yes, it is like that! ".

Chapter 280 Oh, I'm so smart! (37 flowers plus more)

[PS: Now I won’t let you open a single chapter that has nothing to do with the main text, so write it here, I don’t know if these words will charge you an extra penny!