I swallowed the system before entering the chat group

Supreme Being of Absolute Beginning: Come on less!In the future, the two administrator positions will definitely be filled, so if you are so irresponsible, you will be downloaded sooner or later!

The Taoist priest who got rich: Heck, my old man only takes a look at this kind of young people's affairs, it's not easy to get involved!

The Supreme Being of Absolute Beginning: Huh?Uncle Jiu, why did your nickname change?

The Taoist priest who got rich: I don’t know if I am poor, it should be because I made a lot of money recently.

Originally, among the five disadvantages and three deficiencies of the poor, it happened to be a lack of money. No matter how much money you have, it will be lost due to various things. Now it seems that it has no effect!

Literary girl: Congratulations to Uncle Jiu, congratulations to Uncle Jiu, remember to buy more old hens to stew chicken soup, the boss of the group said you are hypocritical!

Rich Taoist priest: ...

Big Big Wolf King: Congratulations to Uncle Jiu!

Zombies that don't drink human blood: Congratulations!

I want hair: why am I still so poor?

……

Taichu Tianzhizun: Well, children can be taught, harmony and love is the purpose of this group!

Literary girl: Loli group leader, please hug me!

Tai Chu Tian Zun: You are thinking about farting!

Zhao Lin felt that removing Xiao Yang made the atmosphere of the group more harmonious.

"The administrator's question should be considered!" Zhao Lin muttered.

Chapter 28 One Chaos Counts as One Year?

Except for Zhao Lin, there are 11 people in the group now. No one proposed to be an administrator before. Zhao Lin felt that it was entirely due to his personality.

Get rid of Nie Xiaoqian, Xiaolongnv, Gu Xun'er, those who have a cold and apathetic personality, get rid of Jiu Shu, who is unwilling to sit in Maoshan's head, and get rid of Qi Yu, who only cares about the strong and supermarkets. For those who are interested, those who want to live an ordinary life like Kuang Tianyou will be removed.

Taking out ordinary people like Xiazhiqiu Shiyu, and Xiaoniaoyou Liuhua's secondary disease, the last foolish king is not a power-hungry king.

Therefore, no one has ever mentioned that they want to be an administrator.

However, it is hard to say in the future, anyone may join in!

Zhao Lin killed Xiao Yang not because he wanted to be an administrator out of his mind, but because he was too disharmonious. He thought he was the number one when he was incompetent, and he took the future as his bargaining chip.

It's as ridiculous as a person saying that he will become a billionaire in the future, so everyone should kneel and lick him now!

Zhao Lin could have just kicked this kind of person, but thinking that there is still Gu Xun'er in his world, in order to avoid the trouble of him looking for Gu Xun'er, he simply killed him.

Xiao Yang, who hadn't grown up, naturally couldn't beat Gu Xun'er, besides, Gu Xun'er also had a guardian.

But don't look at Gu Xun'er yelling at Xiao Yang in the group, but after all, he is concerned about the ancient relationship between the Gu clan and the Xiao clan, otherwise Gu Xun'er should go directly to kill Xiao Yang instead of arguing with Xiao Yang in the group.

It's so good now, Xiao Yang is dead, no matter how the mutual aid group made him die, Gu Xun'er can't be blamed anyway.

Taichu Tianzhizun: By the way @直富的道师, Uncle Nine, the Taoist priests in your world are covered by five abuses and three deficiencies. Your third deficiency is a lack of money, so the five disadvantages should be widowhood, right?

Literary Girl: Widower?What's the meaning?

Taichu Tianzhizun: You are a world with an island background, it is normal not to know, widower refers to being old without a wife!

@直富的道士, since your life has changed due to lack of money, why don’t you go to your sugarcane aunt, she has been waiting for you!

The Taoist priest who got rich: Heck, the poor Taoist is getting old!

Supreme Being of the First Heaven: Old?A few decades old?Kuang Tianyou is older than you, so is Artoria, and Nie Xiaoqian!

In the future, there will be more and more existences joining Wanjie, and those who live long can be found everywhere. In comparison, your age is not as good as that of a child!

When the Qun Mall opens, I believe longevity is not difficult!

Gou Qi's management: Speaking of age, who can be older than the group leader?

Tai Chu Tian Zun: Don't talk nonsense, I'm only 24 years old!

The administrator who got up: Understand clearly, a chaos counts as a year?

No, maybe what kind of Hongmeng counts as a year?

Tai Chu Tian Zun: Shit, I want to grow up or not, blame me?

Literary girl: Lolita Saigao, young teeth are invincible!

Taichu Heavenly Supreme: Let me state it again, I am male, and I like female!

Zombie who doesn't drink human blood: Group leader, the nose of a zombie is very smart, you are a girl, you exude a girly fragrance!

Literary Girl: Come on, there is an honest zombie here, drag it out and beat @不吃人血的肖果!

Zhao Lin sighed helplessly, and he couldn't take a rather discordant photo and send it out as evidence.

I'm afraid that regardless of the people in the group or the people who know him in this world, except for his sister's parents who may still have a little belief that he is a man, there are only a hundred of them who don't believe it.

Even if the relevant departments know that he used to be a man, they may classify him as a woman now.

If the relevant departments still think that he is a man, I'm afraid they will find ways to use beauty tricks instead of using material things to appease him like now.

As the saying goes, the most effective way to attract men is naturally beautiful women.

And the way to win over a woman is to observe, research, and then choose what she likes!

Unlike men, unless they have gender cognitive impairment, they must like beautiful women!

And although women definitely like handsome guys, Xia Guo's ethics make it impossible for this kind of matching to be recognized, and the official can't do it.

Chapter 29 Bi Mawen joins the mutual aid group

Taichu Heaven Supreme: Looking for a female ticket, the kind who is well-behaved and gentle. When I get you a little bean, you will know whether the uncle is a man or a woman!

Literary Girl: Me, Me, Me...

Supreme Being of Absolute Beginning: You can't!

Literary Girl: Why?This girl is so tolerant!

Taichu Tianzhizun: I suspect that you are driving, but it doesn't matter, the main reason is that you even have a golden retriever. I don't know what your purpose is?

Literary Girl: Uh..., no, that was added by the author who wrote my copy, not the truth!

Tai Chu Tian Zun: Forgot what you said before?Is there a girl who wants me?

Little Dragon Girl: ...

Zombies that don't drink human blood: ...

Emissary of the True Eye of the Evil King: ...

Supreme Being of Absolute Beginning: Kuang Tianyou, what are you participating in?

Zombies who don't drink human blood: Forgive me, forgive me, I'm diving!

Supreme Being of Absolute Beginning: I knew it would be like this...

Think about it in chat group novels, as long as it is a male group leader, which one is not the object of pursuit by female group members?

Come to him, it's over...

[System (announcement): Welcome 'Bi Mawen' to join the mutual aid group of the heavens. 】

The up-and-coming administrator: Bi Mawen?not……

Taichu Tianzhizun: Obviously, the nickname will change with the environment and his own strength, so he should be in the period of Bi Mawen now!

The administrator who got up: Are you Monkey King, Monkey King? @bi mawen

Bi Mawen: Which fairy family transmitted the sound to my grandson?

The up-and-coming administrator: It's a real hammer!

Taichu Tianzhizun: I looked at his information and found that this Sun Wukong has 21 stars. He should have a prehistoric background. Do you understand dog management?

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The so-called prehistoric background means that the world of Monkey King is not a simple Journey to the West world, but the prehistoric era of Journey to the West.

Because in the case of Journey to the West, even if it is Tathagata, I am afraid that it is only about 15 stars, and it would be good if the Taishang Laojun there can have 18 stars.

As for the period when Sun Wukong was Bi Mawen, he was not even considered a fairy!

Also, if there is a prehistoric background, Sun Wukong could have the cultivation base of Xuanxian when he was Bi Mawen.

In the world of ordinary immortals and gods, Da Luo is the pinnacle, and some realms such as Taiyi and Zhenxian are added in the middle, which is actually a weakened version, belonging to 10~18 stars!

The immortals in the prehistoric world are the three realms of earth immortal, heavenly immortal, mysterious immortal, golden immortal, Taiyi golden immortal, Daluo golden immortal, and quasi-sage three corpses, which add up to exactly nine levels of 19~27 stars.

Sun Wukong was tricked into thinking that he had stolen countless elixir from the Supreme Lord, and then was thrown into the alchemy furnace by the Supreme Lord to refine his blood and become a golden immortal. Under the calculation, the Heavenly Court cooperated to make a big disturbance in the Heavenly Palace, which led to the Journey to the West.

Below Jinxian, to be honest, even if Tianting wanted to act, it would be too fake, because it is impossible for Sun Wukong below Jinxian to hurt any high-ranking gods in Tianting, even if those gods stand still and beat him.

Similarly, those immortal mounts in Journey to the West who deliberately pretended to be monsters to gain merit, just wanted to act and beat Monkey King, and Monkey King would not be able to beat the Golden Immortal.

Those are at least the mounts of Da Luo Jinxian, how could they not even be Jinxian?

Therefore, referring to the left and right, this Monkey King belongs to Journey to the West and has not escaped!

……

Taichu Tianzhizun: Dog management, hurry up and explain to Monkey King, and upload a copy by the way, that's all you need!

The careless administrator: Yes, just follow orders! .

Chapter 30 Why is there a Nuwa in Honghuang?

PS: [Readers who can read Chapter 6, prove that they loved it, can they contribute some data to the author?In fact, this book was directly uploaded with 30 characters on the afternoon of June 48th, so it took less than [-] hours to open the book, and the collection is almost over a thousand. The author is still very satisfied! 】

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Sun Wukong was in the period of Bi Mawen, which means that he is in a happy mood now, thinking that he has become a high-ranking official in heaven and playing with Tianma in the heavenly court.

Otherwise, according to Sun Wukong's virtue, I am afraid that instead of asking which fairy's voice transmission, he should say: Hey, where is the monster, give me a stick from my grandson!

Zombies that don't drink human blood: Hiss, 21 stars?fear!What is the flood?

The Taoist priest who got rich: Is this a real god?

Kuang Tianyou didn't know that Sun Wukong was normal, no matter whether there was a legend about Monkey King in his world or not.

You must know that Kuang Tianyou became a zombie during the Anti-Japanese War. In the years after that, even if Journey to the West was filmed on the mainland, it would not be broadcast on the island in the British Concession.

And Uncle Jiu lived in the Republic of China era, when warlords fought in chaos and information was blocked, even though the original novels had already been sorted out, Uncle Jiu must have never read them.

Literary Girl: Monkey King?Is he the spirit stone monkey Sun Wukong?

Obviously, even with an island background, as an author who wrote the book, Kasumigaoka Shiyu knows a little bit.

Emissary of the Evil King's True Eye: Monkey King! ! !

This middle-aged patient obviously knows it too!

Gentle female ghost: Is this a fairy?

In Nie Xiaoqian's era, even if Journey to the West existed, it was just a story of a few words. Journey to the West was actually sorted out, it was a matter of the Ming Dynasty, and there was no author's signature, so she didn't know.

Others may not be online, or may be silently watching.

Gouqi's administrator: Group leader, Honghuang Monkey King, I can't upload a copy. There are too many Honghuang, and I don't know which fan fiction Sun Wukong he is.

Taichu Tianzhizun: It doesn't matter, you sort out the settings of Hong Huang and the information of the famous calamities, those belong to the general trend, and are the settings that most authors use, and they will not change.

Then pass on the TV drama version or the novel version of Journey to the West, even if the two are not the same, the general trend will still not change.

The up-and-coming administrator: Alright, boss!

[System (Announcement): The administrator of Gou Qiqi uploaded the file "Journey to the West (Video)" "The General Trend of the Prehistoric World and Profiles of Famous Figures", please check it out for all group members! 】

After a while, zombies who don't drink human blood: Why is there a Nuwa in the wild?But specious!

The Taoist priest who got rich: There are also Sanqing in it, but why are they different from my Taoist Sanqing, but they seem to be Taoist Sanqing too!

Literary Girl: Hey, what a terrifying prehistoric world, Nu Wa created humans?There is nothing wrong with a simple novel setting, but the real world is terrifying!

Emissary of the Evil King's True Eye: The Evil King's True Eye, it seems, it is possible, but it cannot be done...