Transdimensional Marketing

Chapter 97 Facing the enemy must be as cold as winter!

Modu, a rich, prosperous city full of self-esteem.

Mordor, a city lost, frustrated, and filled with emptiness.

Magic City, a city no worse than other cities. (From the three-line novella Allah's Lamp.)

In this city, every corner seems to contain indulgence and depravity, especially the nightclubs.

Chen Yu always believes that the greater the ability, the greater the responsibility.

As a UP master who leads all mankind to see the future technology, he is obliged to promote positive energy and eradicate this unhealthy trend.

So, here he is.

Standing in the middle of the dance floor, he scanned the audience, opened his mouth wide, and let out a big yawn.

ah……

ah…

...

The next moment, the men and women who were still shaking their heads crazily seemed to be 40 years old in an instant, and their movements were so slow that they changed from disco dancing to square dancing...

yawn……

Taking advantage of the victory, Chen Yu pursued and yawned even bigger, causing tears to flow out.

yawn……

yawn……

ha……

On the dance floor, yawns sounded one after another, one after another, as if the virus was infected, and no one would be spared if it spread.

yawn……

Chen Yu stretched his waist, and yawned for the third time in the nightclub where the lights were fluttering...

thump.

Plop plop!

Plop plop plop...

Like harvesting wheat, hundreds of people in the dance floor hall collapsed to the ground.

All gone.

It's so late, hey, you are paralyzed, don't go to bed quickly, aren't parents worried?

Reaching inside the mask, wipe away the spilled tears.

After the test, Chen Yu walked to the mixer, pulled the total volume of the track to 0 decibels, then took out a white express box and foam and threw them on the stage, then turned and left.

Kids, good night.

...

The next day, Tuesday.

Chen Yu sat obediently in his seat, waiting for the announcement of the monthly test scores.

During this period of time, he was relatively busy (lan), did not focus on his studies, and his grades were 100% impossible to get the first place in the school. After all, although the sixth middle school is poor, there are still top classes, and there are so few first-year students every year.

According to Principal Pang's compulsory bet, after the monthly test scores are released, he will go to study physical education honestly.

But who is Chen Yu?

How could it be crushed to death by a small miscellaneous fish? Although the miscellaneous fish is a bit fat.

So in Chen Yu's mind, he has already planned at least a dozen resistance plans, such as dark, obscene, forced, evil, despicable, and indecent...

Just wait for the opponent to attack, and it will definitely double!

The scores of the monthly exam are in my hands, now I will announce the class ranking.

Not long after the class bell rang, the head teacher of the second class walked into the classroom, squeezed the score list in his hand, glanced at the whole room, and roared: Disappointed! I'm so fucking disappointed! You really are the worst class I have ever brought up! Class of students!

The first math question, in order to prevent some idiots from handing in blank papers, I specially gave an entertaining question about how much 1+1 equals. Twelve students in our class wrote 13627! How can you do it? Do you know the headlines? Which idiot taught you?

Our math teacher. A male student raised his hand.

Yes, our math teacher.

That's what he taught us.

Chen Yu also raised his hand: I testify, I'm at the scene.

head teacher:……

After contorting his face for a while, the class teacher raised the list and said through gritted teeth: First place, Chen Yu, with 411 points.

Swish Swish Swish Swish Swish!

The eyes of the whole class were focused on Chen Yu.

Cough cough. Chen Yu cleared his throat and pressed his hands slightly: Calm down, basic exercises.

The head teacher glanced at Chen Yu, and continued to read: Second place, student Xing Biqi, with a score of 405, this new student has excellent grades, everyone applauds.

Papa papa!

Papa...

The third place, Zhen Congming, 335.

It's great. Zhen Congming stood up suddenly, and said with a look of relief: There is progress, and God rewards hard work and hard work.

Yes. The class teacher sneered: Last time, it was 334, which was improved by 1 point, congratulations.

Teacher, you know that at the level of our top students, every 1 point of improvement, you have to pay countless...

You just shut up.

Forty minutes later, the bell rang for the end of get out of class. The class teacher walked out of the classroom with the lesson preparation bag in his arms, without looking back.

Student Chen Yu.

Zhen Congming ran to Chen Yu in a few strides and pushed his glasses: Unexpectedly, in just one month, you really defeated me on the top of Mount Tai and fulfilled your dream.

Chen Yu: ...

It's my turn to chase you.

Chen Yu: ...

This is the determination that a genius should have. Please don't be complacent, keep working hard, and don't be overtaken by me.

Chen Yu: ...

Among the five subjects, I remember your English is the worst?

Yeah.

Haha. Zhen Congming blew his bangs and showed a saucy smile: English is just my strong point. You have to be careful next time in the monthly exam.

Oh! So how much did you score in the English test this time?

48.

roll.

...

411 points, in the entire six, ranked in the top forty. Far below the school's number one betting standard.

But to Chen Yu's surprise, at the end of the day, no one from the principal to Niu Lanshan to the class teacher asked him to learn physical education, forcing him to bet and admit defeat.

This made all his resisting moves useless, as if his fist hit... on a bag of shit, it was soft and sticky.

It seems to have given up.

Touching the growing stubble on his chin, Chen Yu was thoughtful.

afternoon.

The fourth class is over.

Chen Yu was going to the principal's office to inquire in detail, to test his tone, when the female student Xing Biqi in the front row turned around, smiled at him and said, Student, your grades are really good.

...

Chen Yu was stunned for a while, then clenched his fists suddenly.

coming!

coming! !

coming! ! !

This unruly female agent finally couldn't help but strike up a conversation with him.

Hehe, I can't hold it anymore, right? I thought professional agents had extraordinary endurance, but now it seems that's all there is to it.

After settling his mind, Chen Yu narrowed his eyes slightly: Your grades are also very good.

No, it's just an extraordinary performance. Xing Biqi scratched his ears shyly, pulled his hair lightly, picked up his math test paper, pointed to a math problem, and said in a soft voice, My math is not good, so I just want to ask I don’t quite understand how to do this trigonometric periodic formula.”

Do you start with learning?

Now that the move is made first, then accept the 'ravaged'!

Facing the enemy, be as cold as winter!

With this in mind, Chen Yu decisively stretched out his salty pig's hand, and while grabbing the math paper, he also held the girl's weak and boneless little hand: I understand, I will teach you.

Well……

Xing Biqi was stunned, subconsciously pulled his hand, but didn't pull it back.

What's wrong?

You...you let go...

Oh! I'm sorry, I didn't mean it. Chen Yu let go of the paper obediently...

Xing Biqi: ...I said let go!

Oh. Chen Yu was indifferent, and switched to touching...

You... what are you doing?

Is it still cold?

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