Transdimensional Marketing

Chapter 347: Amazing skills! The eleventh official evaluation! (middle)

8:55.

8:57.

8:59.

9:00!

coming.

In the floating castle, in the hall of the Principal's Tower, Chen Yu suddenly raised his head and looked into the air.

Seeing the space distort rapidly, a circular wormhole expanded, and a miniature box was slowly pulled out from it.

thump.

Five seconds later, the white express box fell, and the wormhole slowly disappeared.

Transparent space, restored to its original state.

It's so small. Xiao Taohong hurried forward, picked up the express box the size of a thumb, turned around and handed it to Chen Yu: Mr. Chen, it's not as big as human excrement.

Chen Yu's outstretched hand froze instantly: What the hell is this description?

Okay. Xiao Taohong said timidly, It's bigger than excrement.

...The problem isn't the size, okay?! Taking the express box, Chen Yu waved his hands irritably: If you can't speak, don't say it, and stand behind me.

It's obviously not big. Xiao Taohong muttered and walked back behind Chen Yu.

Raising his hand and carefully observing the express box in his palm, Chen Yu was confused.

No more than five centimeters long and no more than two centimeters wide. Small cosmetics like lipstick and mascara.

There is no doubt that this is the smallest technological product he has seen as a hyperspace reviewer.

Such a big thing, can it be a protective product? Xiao Taohong couldn't help but ask.

Do you want to make a bet? Chen Yu raised his eyebrows.

Bet? Okay! What are you betting on? Hearing the word bet, Xiao Taohong was immediately excited.

Just bet on whether this thing is a protective product. If you lose, you will call me Dad from now on. How about it?

Then you lost?

I lost, I will hear you call Dad from now on.

Okay! Xiao Taohong nodded quickly: No problem! That's it, you can't go back on your word.

2B regretted it.

Pull the hook!

...Okay, pull the hook.

Hearing this, Xiao Taohong immediately got busy. Under Chen Yu's stunned gaze, she found two ropes, hung them on the ceiling to make two ropes, and stuck her head in: Mr. Chen, come in too!

...What are you going to do?

Pull the hook!

Did you misunderstand Lagou? This is hanging himself? Chen Yu growled.

Isn't pulling the hook and hanging one step? Xiao Taohong wondered.

Chen Yu: ???

Pull the hook and hang yourself, a hundred years, no change.

Chen Yu: ...

Come and hang yourself!

Get out! Only the second-rate sand sculptures will play with you, right?!

As he spoke, Chen Yu stuck his head into the rope and hooked Xiao Taohong's hand.

Pull the hook, hang yourself, a hundred years, don't change...×2

After hanging for a while, the two fell to the ground with straight legs.

Open the box! Let's see what's inside. Throwing away the lock case, Xiao Taohong was eager to try

No, it can only be opened after the live broadcast. Chen Yu touched his neck.

Then broadcast live now!

Well, stand behind me.

After readjusting the voice changer at his throat, Chen Yu faced the camera and decisively opened the live broadcast room.

【The live promotion room is opening...】

[All online live streaming platforms around the world have been launched! 】

23.66 million.

110 million.

300 million...

The authority was opened, and hundreds of millions of IPs swarmed in. Within three seconds, the cumulative number of people exceeded the 500 million mark!

【All rise! 】

[Come on la la la! 】

【First! I am the first! 】

[How many grandchildren are you my first? 】

【First! 】

【fifth. 】

[Is this the hyperspace evaluation? 】

【Cute.jpg】

[I'm an old fan, I knew the UP master would explode. 】

【It's gold, it will shine one day. 】

[It is luminous, and it will take a day to become gold. 】

[Strange silly batches have been added! (bear head)]

【Anchor! Mom loves you! 】

[UP master, you are so awesome, do you dare to set up a fan circle? 】

Two minutes later, the gains began to slow down.

And the total number of people on the entire platform also stayed at the figure of 500 million.

In fact, every calculated number is just an IP information. But in each IP, there may not be many people standing in front of a screen...

Therefore, the real number of people watching Chen Yu's live broadcast at this time is far more than 500 million.

It was a miracle that wasn't a miracle.

With a silent sigh in his heart, Chen Yu raised his chest and head, looked directly at the camera, and started loudly: All friends in the live broadcast room, this is the eleventh official live broadcast of the Super Time and Space Evaluation. Good morning, everyone.

I am the founder and host of Overtime Evaluation, responsible for displaying, experiencing, evaluating, and promoting technological products in the future human world. It is a great honor to meet you.

Raising his wrist, he glanced at the crazily roaring barrage on the watch screen, and continued: The unblocking of the Internet has been lifted. After so many days, everyone should know a lot about Overtime Review and about myself. Alright, then I'll stop talking nonsense, don't waste time introducing myself, and get straight to the point, starting today's evaluation.

After the words fell, Chen Yu held the miniature express box and showed it in front of the camera.

Today's protagonist is it, the evaluation product of the eleventh official live broadcast. It is worth mentioning that the box is very small, but the size of a lipstick. It belongs to the smallest future technology in my evaluation career.

Now, start to evaluate the first item, the product unboxing.

Tear!

Unpacking is complete.

[Good job. 】

[The UP master is still so fast. 】

[Ancestral speed. 】

[Even so quickly, I still can't change my habit of liking other people's wives. 】

[? 】

[? ? 】

Throwing away the red seal, Chen Yu observed carefully for a moment, then opened the narrow lid, took out the contents, and played with them in his hands.

This is a cylindrical metal tube with a delicate appearance, the surface is smooth, and it has a little elasticity.

The tube is hollow, but if you look at it with your eyes, you can see that it seems to be filled with some kind of strange substance.

call!

After thinking for a moment, Chen Yu aimed at the mouth of the nozzle and blew hard, but was blocked by the mask.

As you can see, this is an iron pipe. Manipulating the suspension camera to pull in, he explained in a steady voice: Like you, I don't know what it is, what it is for, and how to control it. Find the instruction manual for this thing. But it is certain that there will be a detailed tutorial, perhaps, it is here...

As he said that, Chen Yu stretched out a little finger, and under the gaze of 500 million people, slowly inserted his finger into the nozzle...

Whoosh!

The next moment, a torrential flow of quantum information poured into Chen Yu's tissue, cells, genes, and quantum information network like an enlightenment, and quickly merged into one.

Three seconds later, thoughts and consciousness returned.

Feeling the familiarity of quantum information fusion, Chen Yu took a deep breath, facing the camera, his eyes flickering.

Same as the last evaluation, I integrated the built-in quantum information flow of this product, and understood the name, purpose, and control method of this thing.

I believe that no one can guess what it is.

Slowly lifting the metal tube, Chen Yu raised the corners of his mouth, forced himself to suppress the extreme excitement in his heart, and completely inserted his little finger into the metal tube.

boom!

moment! In the empty hall, lightning strikes everywhere! The sun is shining!

Almost blinded all the audience in front of the screen...