Transdimensional Marketing

Chapter 308 The Tenth Live Broadcast (Preface)

On March 1, all schools in Jinzhou City reopened.

At 7:30 in the morning, the fourth young master of the Chen family finished breakfast, left the house, and went to school together.

Chen Yu, as usual, carried the schoolbags of himself and his three younger sisters, walking the shelves like a human being, leading the way.

Ah... how time flies so fast.

Walking into the elevator, Chen Erke pouted dissatisfiedly: I haven't finished my winter vacation homework yet.

You still have the nerve to say it? Chen Yike squinted: You have been playing with your mobile phone for the whole holiday, wait until the head teacher picks it up and calls it.

Impossible! I'm the class monitor, and I check my homework during the winter and summer vacations. How can it be possible for others to know that I didn't do my homework?

Aren't you afraid of random checks by the head teacher?

At that time, just find a classmate's homework and write my name on it. Chen Erke puffed up his chest and was full of ambition, obviously ready for everything.

Public power for private use. Chen Yu despised: Do you still look like a student?

Then did you do your winter vacation homework? Chen Erke was not convinced.

Heh, I haven't done my homework since kindergarten. Chen Yu's nostrils turned to the sky.

Chen Erke: ...

Chen Yike supported his forehead: Is there anything to be proud of?

Wow! Chen Sanke applauded: Brother is amazing!

It's okay. It's mainly a test of perseverance and resistance to beating.

Don't teach the children badly, hey?!

After getting out of the elevator and following the planned route, the four of them arrived at the kindergarten where Chen Sanke was in within five minutes.

Stopping, Chen Yu put the schoolbag on Chen Sanke's back, and patted her on the head: Go to school, it's fun to listen to the teacher, pay attention to safety and don't fall.

Ang! Nodding heavily, Chen Sanke staggered into the school gate with two short legs.

Let's go.

Watching the third child being led into the teacher by the female teacher, Chen Yu felt relieved, turned around and continued to lead the way.

Seven or eight minutes later, the three arrived at the gate of the bustling elementary school.

Hold it. Handing the schoolbag on his right hand to Chen Erke, Chen Yu hooked his fingers and said, Bring the phone.

Ah? Chen Erke took the schoolbag and took a step back: I didn't take the phone.

Fart, bring it quickly.

I really didn't bring it. Chen Erke spread his hands: Students' bounden duty is to study hard. They are already in school. How could I delay my studies with my mobile phone?

Do you believe what you say?

……Do not believe.

Bring it.

Hmm... Chen Erke bit her lip, struggled for a long time, untied her trousers, and reluctantly took out her mobile phone from her crotch.

... Chen Yu was dumbfounded.

Chen Yike couldn't bear to look directly at her.

Here. Putting the phone in Chen Yu's hand, Chen Erke turned around angrily and ran into the campus, disappearing.

...I can't have this sister anymore.

Um.

...

After seeing off the three younger sisters, Chen Yu walked along the straight road and passed through four traffic lights, and arrived at Jinzhou No. 6 Senior High School.

Walking into the second class of the second grade, the classroom is as usual.

Those who eat snacks, spread dog food, brag about it, and watch anime, all of them show off the demeanor of the Six Middle Schools.

Hey! Brother Chen is here?

On the balcony by the window, Li Liang touched his bald head and greeted warmly: Happy New Year.

Chen Yu heard the reputation and squinted his eyes: Is the school installing balcony lights?

Your mouth is becoming less and less human.

How was your winter vacation? Sitting down on a chair, Chen Yu dropped his schoolbag and raised his legs: The unicorn's arms seem to have grown a lot.

That's better than iron pillars ground into needles. Li Liang lifted his trousers.

Tsk tsk, it's so sour that my tooth hurts.

Sand sculpture.

Retarded...

After exchanging condolences with a good friend whom I hadn’t seen for a long time, and expressing a deep friendship, Chen Yu opened his schoolbag and blew hard: “Huh!”

Dust flew in all directions.

Bah. Li Liang said contemptuously, Since the holiday, you haven't read the books in it, have you?

Did you watch it during the holiday? Chen Yu raised his eyebrows.

Li Liang patted his schoolbag triumphantly: I've never read it before.

Cut. A male student in the back seat rolled his eyes: It looks like someone.

A textbook? The female student on the right raised her hand: I haven't read it either.

It's so quiet in class and you don't play with your phone to read a book? Are you sick?

Book? What is a book?

Seeing that the students around him started discussing academic issues, Chen Yu nodded in satisfaction: The Sixth Middle School is the hope of mankind...

After tidying up the books, Chen Yu leaned back on the seat and closed his eyes for a short rest, quietly listening to the communication content of the students.

The further improvement of his physique has made his hearing even better, and even the conversations in the next class can be heard clearly.

Unsurprisingly, almost all the students were discussing Huaxia's upcoming Mars landing activities.

This matter has become the focus of global discussion.

But with his excellent hearing, he also heard some people whispering in a low voice, among which super-dimensional evaluation appeared very frequently.

Apparently, the official information blockade completely failed in his waves of shock live broadcasts.

Next, for each episode of the evaluation program, the number of viewers may explode exponentially!

Let's take one step at a time...

Hey, Brother Chen. Not long after, Li Liang suddenly jumped off the balcony and went to Chen Yu's side: Have you heard? The head teacher of our class has changed.

who?

I heard it's a woman, she seems to have been transferred from the province.

I said who was the original head teacher?

...

Can't remember, who is it?

...Chinese teacher, male.

Oh! He. Chen Yu still closed his eyes and nodded: It's better to go away, I was brainwashed by singing in the exam last year, and now I still play 'I and my motherland can't be separated for a moment' from time to time when I sleep, it's okay to go away .”

Looking around, Li Liang pressed close to Chen Yu's ear, lowered his voice, and said the topic he really wanted to talk about: Brother Chen, do you know that our country's rocket is going to Mars?

There is nothing you don't know. Chen Yu opened his eyes, and the light flashed by.

Actually, there is an inside story here! Li Liang lowered his voice, winking mysteriously: Do you know about the evaluation of time and space?

I know. Chen Yu nodded.

Ah? Li Liang was stunned.

I said I knew.

You... how do you know?

Xing Biqi told me before.

It's... normal plot development, you probably don't know! Then ask me, I'll show off for a while, and tell you the truth hidden in the world, you start to be shocked...

Have you read too many third-rate online articles? Do you think readers can't see the blatant counting of words? Chen Yu slapped the table.

...

Is there anything else? Get out of here.

Seeing Li Liang leaving in despair with a big bald head, Chen Yu yawned, took out specially purchased sponge earplugs from his pocket, plugged his earholes, and was about to go back to sleep, when a faint fragrance came from the tip of his nose. wind.

Xing Biqi?

Chen Yu opened his eyes again, and sure enough, he saw a slim girl.

Student Chen Yu, I haven't seen you for a long time. Xing Biqi's face was rosy and she smiled happily.

Well, long time no see.

Raising his hand perfunctorily, Chen Yu pointed to the Chinese lunch box in Xing Biqi's arms: Bring it for me?

Yeah! Xing Biqi nodded vigorously, took off the lunch box, put it on the table and opened it slowly, revealing the hearty breakfast inside: I made it this morning, try it.

So many styles?

Hey. The girl pulled her hair lightly: This is puffs, this is fruit skewers, this is siu mai, this is vegetable buns, and fried eggs with tomato sauce...

Gulu.

Chen Yu didn't react yet, but Li Liang couldn't help swallowing: Eating so much oil in the morning is not afraid of stomach upset.

I'm all oiled up. Xing Biqi retorted, and then he was taken aback: Huh? There's someone on the balcony!

...

By the way, you are Li Liang! Are you still sitting on the balcony?

Made! Did you just notice me?

No... I didn't pay attention. The girl scratched her head: Student Li Liang, are you going to be a nail in the balcony?

Are you envious of me? I don't want to change anything! Lifting up the seat, Li Liang was excited: Who on this throne can't give me a high look? Money can't buy it.

While the three were talking, a tall woman in a teacher's uniform walked into the classroom. From the angle she looked up at, she saw Li Liang who was dancing and dancing at a glance: Who is lighting the lamp over there?

Li Liang: ?

Shut it off! The female teacher yelled, Don't dazzle your eyes in broad daylight?

Li Liang: ...

Walking up to the podium, the female teacher put the purse on the table and said loudly: Students, from today onwards, I will be your new class teacher. It is not long before the college entrance examination. I hope that during this time, the students can follow my plan. ...Why is the light bulb still on?!

The whole class turned their heads at the same time, narrowing their eyes and staring at Li Liang's big bald head.

Old...teacher. Li Liang raised his hand nonchalantly: Are you going to talk about me again?

Huh? The female teacher squinted her eyes, took out myopia glasses and put them on, and looked intently, surprised: It turned out to be a head?

Li Liang: Unexpected, right?!

a ha ha ha!

goose.

Haha hiccup...

In the classroom, laughter erupted instantly.

Quiet! The female teacher picked up the blackboard eraser and patted the blackboard vigorously: Shut up! Who will laugh and clean the classroom for another month.

The uproar gradually subsided. She gently pushed down her glasses and said seriously: Student, please sit back to your original position. Class is about to begin.

Teacher, this is my seat.

Hearing this, the female teacher's expression became subtle, she took out the ruler from her bag, walked to the window sill step by step, looked up and down: You, what's your name?

Li...Li Liang. Li Liang felt a little uncomfortable and shrank back.

Student Li Liang, please stretch out your palm.

old……

Stretch out.

I……

Stretch or not? The female teacher raised the ruler.

Li Liang stretched out his hand tentatively, and the ruler fell down instantly, but he didn't touch it, but stuck it between his palms.

Student Li Liang, repeat what you just said.

I...my seat is here.

Hearing that Li Liang really dared to repeat, the female teacher's eyes flashed fiercely, and the ruler fell down hard.

Snapped!

Aww~

Grabbing Li Liang's palm, the female teacher put the ruler on his palm again: Where is your seat?

It's... right here.

Snapped!

Aww~

where?

Teacher! Listen to me... oh!

where?

It's like this, I... ouch!

Where is it? The female teacher became more and more angry: Where is your seat?

Grandma! Li Liang was about to cry: My seat is really here... Aww!

Old...teacher. Xing Biqi couldn't stand it anymore, and said weakly: Student Li Liang's seat is on the balcony. There is no desk for him in the class.

Oh? The female teacher was stunned: Is that so?

Well. He used to sit on my side, but after I transferred, there was no more space, so the head teacher let him sit on the balcony.

I see. Silently retracting the ruler, the female teacher walked back to the podium as if nothing had happened.

Li Liang became angry and raised his palm: Is it for nothing?

After a slight pause in footsteps, the female teacher returned and raised the ruler expressionlessly: Stretch out your hand.

Do not stretch.

No, I don't need to go to school tomorrow.

Don't you need to go to school? Hearing this, Li Liang's grievances disappeared, and he asked in surprise, Really?

You can try.

That's great!

Female teacher: ?

Teacher, you must mean what you say. Li Liang quickly took out his mobile phone and clicked the recording function: Say it again.

Did you not understand me? The female teacher said sharply, If you don't reach out, you can go home!

Understood. But you have to give me a certificate to prove that you gave me a vacation.

Female teacher: ?

Teacher. A male student in the back seat raised his hand: Can you bring me one?

Female teacher: ???

I also want!

And I.

It's best not to keep homework.

Facing the temptation, Chen Yu couldn't help raising his hand: Give me one too.

The female teacher was dumbfounded for a moment.

Standing there in a daze for a long time, the female teacher looked around in disbelief: Are you sick?

Do you have to take a vacation if you are sick?

My head hurts these days, can I not go to school tomorrow, teacher?

Cough! Cough cough cough...

The female teacher who transferred from another school obviously didn't understand the school ethos of No. 6 Middle School, and thought that the classmates in the class were stalking her, so her face was stiff, and she slapped Li Liang's thigh hard with the ruler tightly.

Snapped!

Aww~

Who wants a vacation?! The female teacher roared: Leave now! I'll give him half a year's vacation! Go!

The booing students saw that the head teacher was really angry, so they were naturally scared.

But the second class, there is really a strong head...

Wow.

Chen Yu got up suddenly, picked up his schoolbag and ran wildly. Under the dumbfounded gaze of the female teacher, he disappeared at the door of the classroom like a gust of wind.

“Chicken is not to be missed!”

You mustn't lose the chicken...

Chen Yu was trembling with excitement, his two long legs moved faster and faster, and he rushed out of the teaching building in less than three minutes, climbed over the school fence, and disappeared into the vast crowd...

Just... who ran out just now?

In the classroom of the second class of the second year, the female teacher came back to her senses and hurriedly lay down on the balcony to look around.

His name is Chen Yu. Zhen Congming, who was sitting in the front row, immediately informed him.

He... Xing Biqi opened his mouth worriedly, but said nothing.

Chen Yu...

After reading a few words in a low voice, the female teacher turned livid, walked back to the balcony, and slammed the ruler in her hand on the podium table: I don't believe in a high school student, how dare he play truant?! Wait! The whole class is waiting! No class! Waiting!

Then……

Nearly half a month has passed.

The snow melts and the flowers bloom in spring.

The sun and the moon alternated more than a dozen times, and it came to Sunday in March.

The eyes of the whole world are once again focused on the webcast rooms.

The private forums, which are more courageous, even put up the front page of the Overtime Review on the top.

The network ban is gradually loosening...