Transdimensional Marketing

Chapter 295: The Disaster Is Near! (all in one chapter)

[Recommended products from the Hyperspace Merchant Rack. 】

[1. The Shining Moment of Civilization, April 2106: The subject of the 2105 NASA KIC 8462852 stellar observation report. After the publication of the publication, it caused a huge impact and revolutionary change on the economic, social, cultural and other structures of human civilization. It is an extremely important publication in human history. This newspaper was produced in April 2106. The price is 100 points. 】

After quickly browsing the description of the first product, when Chen Yu's brain recognized the two key words shock and change, his pupils suddenly dilated.

It's it again?

Looking back, it was also the appearance of this newspaper The Moment of Civilization Shining, which allowed him to know the existence of black holes in the solar system in advance, thereby saving the earth from being hit by an asteroid.

Without hesitation, Chen Yu clicked buy decisively.

Not to mention that the price is only 100 points.

Even if it costs one thousand or ten thousand for such important documents, he still has to find a way to gather enough money to buy them.

[110 points are consumed, and the remaining points are 4226. 】

On the watch screen, the text flashed.

A space-time wormhole opened in the middle of the bedroom, and a long box fell out of it, and fell to the ground with a bang, splashing layers of fine dust.

Have you started exchanging goods?

Xiao Taohong's attention was attracted, she quickly jumped off the seat, squatted on the ground and observed carefully: Is it a toy?

Not a toy.

Chen Yu shook his head solemnly. After waiting for the space-time wormhole to completely disappear, he quickly stepped forward to unpack it, and took out the familiar paper publication from inside.

Somewhat different from the previous edition, this April 2106 publication has a thicker base, and at a glance, it is estimated that there will be about 150 pages. As for the format, it is still more than ten, and below eight.

Without hesitation, he immediately tore open the delicate plastic outer packaging, picked up the publication and opened the first page, reading the overview inside the cover.

And similar to the last time, Chen Yu felt a biting coldness sweeping through his whole body in just this page!

Mr. Chen, what happened again? Xiao Taohong was keenly aware of Chen Yu's abnormality, and came forward curiously: Is there another black hole flying in the solar system?

...You don't think it's a big deal because you are watching the excitement? A black hole almost turned the sky upside down, okay?

What happened then? Scarier than a black hole?

...This time it's not a scary question, but... After hesitating for a moment, Chen Yu looked down at the page, scratched the tip of his nose, and racked his brains to find an adjective: It's... horror.

Thriller?

Yes. Chen Yu nodded, and turned to the second page seriously: I'll look at the details again, so please don't disturb me.

As he spoke, he continued to immerse himself in the pages of detailed text reports.

Perhaps it is based on the creation principle of first popularizing science and then recording. This publication is the same as the previous one. In addition to a large number of texts, there are dozens of anatomical diagrams and analysis diagrams, allowing Chen Yu to understand the content of the newspaper and periodical with a little effort. An accurate and full understanding.

Two hours later.

After closing the last page, Chen Yu walked to the window and looked at the night sky thoughtfully.

Mr. Chen, can I take a look? Xiao Taohong pointed at herself expectantly: If it's also related to astronomy, I can understand it now. I learned a lot about astronomy at that time.

It has a lot to do with astronomy. After thinking for a moment, Chen Yu handed The Shining Moment of Civilization to Xiao Taohong: I will read the contents of the newspapers and periodicals later. You can make an edited version of the official evaluation of this issue, and it will be at nine o'clock tomorrow. Publish it on major platforms. Then update the dynamics of the additional live broadcast on the top ten platforms. The time is set for next Sunday.”

Extra live broadcast next Sunday?

Um.

Okay! Xiao Taohong nodded, then she was stunned: By the way, didn't your authority level increase? How come you still have ten platforms?

Now it's just an advance notice, and the official permission change will not start until the next issue.

Oh! Xiao Taohong sat back at the desk with the publication in her hands: Mr. Chen, where's the title? What are you writing about?

Chen Yu narrowed his eyes slightly: The disaster is close at hand.

Huh? Is this title... okay?

That's it. Chen Yu nodded: Although it is a bit of a title party, and it does not pose any threat to human beings at present, it is always right to treat it with caution. And...

And what?

Regarding NASA's stupid operations, it's time to wipe their ass...

Seeing Xiao Taohong crackling on the keyboard, Chen Yu also calmed down, sat on the bed and raised his wrist, and continued to swipe the page of [Super Dimension and Space Shelf] to browse the next recommended product.

[2. Clothes of the wind speeder: produced in 2676 by Adidas Sportswear Company. The main material is made of CVC mixed fiber, and two multi-functional sensors and one anti-magnetic anti-gravity transmitter are arranged per square centimeter of the fabric, which can keep the wearer in a suspended state. The flight speed is 1.76 times the wind speed of the surrounding environment, and it cannot go against the wind. The official designated product for the 100,000-meter obstacle collision-free gliding movement of the 2680 Olympic Games. The price is 1200 points. 】

Countermagnetic anti-gravity generator?

The description and functions of this product did not attract much attention to Chen Yu, but the so-called anti-magnetic anti-gravity launcher caught his eyes.

Based on the knowledge he learned some time ago, and the description of the oscillator that was formally evaluated during the day, it is natural to know what anti-gravity is.

In simple terms, gravity is created by gravity.

The magnitude of gravity is the mass of an object multiplied by the acceleration due to gravity.

Therefore, the so-called anti-gravity is to give an object a force other than gravity. Strictly speaking, airplanes, rockets, maglev, etc. all belong to anti-gravity.

But most of the anti-gravity that people talk about is a higher-level technology like gravitational waves.

And the anti-gravity method used by this wind speeder's clothes is a device called magnetic generator. With Chen Yu's knowledge base, he had never heard of such a thing, which undoubtedly aroused his strong interest.

Unknowingly, Chen Yu's way of thinking has gradually shifted from an ordinary person to a senior reviewer full of curiosity about technology...

Resisting the urge to buy, Chen Yu continued to slide down the screen to look at the third product.

[3. Universal toothpaste: produced in 2533 by Black Life Products Company. Store in gel form in containers filled with inert gas. The main body of toothpaste is still made of fluoride, but a large number of composite materials and nanoparticles are added, which can effectively clean skin pores, brighten hair, stop bleeding from wounds, eliminate redness, neutralize acid poisons, relieve dizziness and headaches, remove body odor, and wipe car bodies , Removes rust and stains, dissolves oil stains, powerfully whitens pottery, rock, silver, wood, glass and metal surfaces. This product does everything but teeth. The price is 920 points. 】

Emmmm...it's starting to become a sand sculpture.

After briefly scanning the instructions, Chen Yu slid his finger to look at the fourth product.

[4. Mysterious faucet: produced by the company Death to Addiction in 2708...]

Just seeing the name of this company, Chen Yu wanted to turn to the next product. But just as he was about to swipe his finger, his inner curiosity made him stop again.

Let me see what the limit of your company is...

In other words, what is the limit of his brain's wild thinking...

[The mysterious faucet adopts the epoch-making gaseous state sensing and brain wave collection and fusion technology to automatically analyze whether the user has the need to use the faucet. The main body is of carbon structure, and the surface is rhodium-plated. The height of the faucet is 220mm; the width is 196mm. This product does not spray water, but a liquid flame disguised as ordinary water, which can instantly melt the user's hands and bring unexpected surprises to ordinary life. It is suitable for restaurants, transportation stations and bathrooms of high-end hotels to improve the quality of customer experience. The price is 1700 points. 】

I'm going to fuck you! Mentally retarded stuff... Chen Yu couldn't help cursing, got up, walked out of the bedroom, went into the bathroom and began to wash his hair.

Products are becoming more and more sand sculptures. For the quality of the fifth product, he has to wash his head and suppress the overflow of brain waves...

ah……

Three minutes later, Chen Yu picked up a towel to dry his hair. Chen Yu turned his head and looked at Chen Erke who was sitting on the sofa silently wiping tears. He ignored it and went back to the bedroom, gearing up, looking at the last product.

[5. Focused Hubble Astronomical Telescope: NASA put it into use in 2105. Designed for observation of stars within 2,000 light-years. Through the optical information simulation filling technology of the built-in quantum computer, the detailed optical map and scene of the star surface can be accurately displayed. Once this product was used, the KIC 8462852 star surface photo was obtained, which caused a worldwide sensation. In the following year, it was included in the newspaper information table of the shining moment of civilization. The price is 2150 points. 】

this thing……

After carefully reading the instructions several times, Chen Yu thought deeply: It seems that [Super Dimensional Business Shelf] is a combination product specially selected for my live broadcast... The effect of the program should be guaranteed...

Mr. Chen! Xiao Taohong suddenly cheered, and turned to look at Chen Yu: The copywriting is finished, can you take a look?

Chen Yu came back to his senses, turned around, glanced quickly, and nodded: It's ok. Your language organization level has risen sharply now, not bad.

Hey. Xiao Taohong's cheeks flushed slightly: For you, I can do anything.

Just can't be smarter.

...

...

One night, nothing happened.

But things came the next day.

Chen Erke is sick...

fever.

The burn is more serious.

But at eight o'clock in the morning, it had already reached thirty-seven degrees seven.

When the dazed Chen Yu walked out of the bedroom under the urging of Chen's mother, he saw Chen Erke lying on the sand and dying, his breath was like a gossamer, and he seemed to be about to belch...

What... what's going on here? He immediately woke up from sleepiness.

It seems to have caught a cold. Father Chen didn't even go to work, squatting next to the sofa to take the temperature of his second daughter over and over again, frowning: It's risen another 0.05 degrees.

How tall is it now? Chen Yu approached with a serious face and stroked Chen Erke's forehead.

It's 37.8 degrees Celsius.

Fuck! Awesome!

Chen Yu! Father Chen was furious.

Cough, I mean serious. Chen Yu rubbed his face: It's almost thirty-eight degrees, you should go to the hospital.

Chen Sanke on the side opened his eyes wide, raised his hand and suggested, Isolate... from now on!

Chen Sanke! Father Chen was even angrier, and Chen Sanke shrank his neck in fright with a loud roar.

How did you get such a severe fever?

Mother Chen came over with hot water and complained: Didn't you confiscate her mobile phone yesterday? It should be because she got angry, her resistance became weak, then she caught a cold, and then she developed a fever.

Chen Yu: ...

Cough... Hearing the voices around him, Chen Erke slowly opened his eyes and looked at Chen Yu: I...cough cough...

She's coughing! She's coughing, she's coughing! Chen Sanke yelled, Quarantine!

Chen's father, Chen's mother, and Chen Yu: Chen Sanke!!!

Hmm... Chen Sanke quickly backed away, scaring away.

Brother... Chen Erke glanced at her sister, struggled to raise her left hand, and reached out to Chen Yu: Brother, I...I might be dying...

Chen Yu: ...

Before I die, I still have a few wishes. I hope... I hope you can help my sister realize... I will have no regrets.

Are you mentally retarded? Thirty-seven degrees and eight dead hairs? Be sober!

No. Chen Erke imitated the lines in the TV series: I know my body, it's no longer good.

The Chen family: ...

Father Chen stuffed the thermometer back into Chen Erke's armpit: Can you stop talking nonsense?

Let...let me say, brother, can you grant my wish?

Third brother, go and get the towel. Throwing the ice cubes off Chen Erke's head, Chen Yu shouted to Chen Sanke, and then held Erke's hand: Okay, let the fart go.

Thank you brother, the first wish... Chen Erke's eyes blurred: I just hope that after my death, brother, you don't blame yourself for being sad. This matter has nothing to do with you, it's my fate.

...Eldest sister, you're about to have a fever of thirty-eight degrees, so don't think about yin and yang, okay?

Seeing you brother... you can still laugh, my sister is relieved...

Hurry up and say the second wish. Didn't you take antipyretics? It will be fine if you don't talk about illness.

The...second wish. Chen Sanke showed a pale smile: I just hope that my parents, sisters and sisters don't blame yourself. Although you didn't help me yesterday...yesterday, I know that you are... for I'm good.

The Chen family: ...

The third wish...

You want a cell phone, don't you?

Eh... I don't play, I just look at it, and thank it for accompanying me in this life... Chen Erke burst into tears as she spoke.

It's okay to cry because I'm touched. Chen Yu muttered, stood up, and was about to go back to the bedroom to get Chen Erke's mobile phone, but Chen Sanke came running staggeringly.

Grasshopper! Here comes the towel.

good.

Touching Chen Sanke's hairy head, Chen Yu took the bread in her hand, picked up a piece and put it on Chen Erke's forehead: Mom, remember next time, you can't use ice to reduce the fever if you have a fever, and a wet towel...Made! The bread is What the hell?!

Chen Sanke leaned forward and flipped the slice of bread on Chen Erke's forehead: Bake... bake bread.

Chen Sanke! Go away! Chen's mother, who was wiping her daughter's body, was furious, wishing she could slap Chen Sanke's face with a towel.

Let's go! Pushing Chen Sanke away, Chen Yu picked up the slice of bread and was about to throw it away, but he was suddenly taken aback halfway, and was pleasantly surprised: Hey, don't tell me it's a good idea to kill multiple birds with one stone!

Chen Erke: ...

Chen Yu!!! ×2.