Transdimensional Marketing

Chapter 270 New Year's Announcement on New Year's Eve

Wiping off the betel nut juice from the corner of his mouth, Chen Yu squatted down covering his painful abdomen: You...you drank vigorously? Can you be more honest?

I want to play with my brother. Chen Sanke blinked his eyes wide: Play a game that only the two of us can play.

Hearing this, Chen Yu took a step back subconsciously: Play... What are you playing?

Chen Sanke looked back at the living room, closed the door tightly, put his hand into his clothes... and took out a cylindrical object: Play with this!

corn?

No, Mom said it was called Baomi.

One meaning. Chen Yu took the corn and fiddled with it: What's the use of it?

Guess how many rice grains are on the corn!

...How boring are you?

Guess, guess. Chen Sanke hugged Chen Yu's thigh coquettishly: Whoever guesses correctly wins, I guess there are a hundred.

One hundred? Chen Yu weighed heavily: One hundred corn kernels for such a large corn? At least a few hundred.

Chen Sanke pouted: Do you know how to count? I've already said one... one hundred!

Oh. Chen Yu raised his eyebrows, his stubborn temper immediately came, he took a water glass back, and picked corn kernels into it one by one: Look, check them one by one, I have to slap you in the face today !

What if you guess wrong?

I call you sister!

Okay! Chen Sanke said happily, What you say means what you say.

Don't mess with the ink, interfere with my counting, seven, eight, nine, ten! See? There are ten now...

So, under the watchful eyes of Chen Sanke and the invisible Xiao Taohong, it took ten minutes for Chen Yu to remove all the corn kernels one by one.

Boom!

Putting the water glass full of corn kernels on the floor, Chen Yu threw away the corn cobs, shook his sore hands, and sneered: Six hundred and thirteen, six times more than you said! Does your face hurt? Who doesn't? Know how to count? From now on, don’t be so arrogant at home and abroad. Especially when facing your brother, learn to be in awe.”

No! Chen Sanke shook his head, took out another corn from his clothes, and clumsily buckled the rice grains: You must have lied to me, it's impossible that...that much.

Give it to me. Chen Yu snatched the corn, took a water glass again, and licked it one by one: You check it this time, and I will convince you.

Okay! One, two, three, two...

After three comes four!

four, five, six……

After another ten minutes, the second corn was also removed.

Seven hundred and four corn kernels. Chen Yu looked down at Chen Sanke condescendingly: Through this incident, what have you learned?

Reaching out to pick up two cups of corn, Chen Sanke stood up and bowed clumsily to Chen Yu: My brother is the best.

It's good to grow up. Chen Yu was proud, rubbing his sore wrist: Go out, don't disturb my rest.

En. Chen Sanke nodded heavily, then opened the bedroom door with two cups of corn, and walked to the kitchen. As he walked, he shouted, Mom! The corn kernels for making dumplings are... all picked up.

Chen Yu: ?

Yo! It's so fast! Chen's mother quickly took the corn and stroked Chen Sanke's furry head: The third child has grown up, and the work is becoming more and more efficient.

Ang! I checked and found more than seven hundred!

Hey, are you tired?

Not tired at all.

Chen Yu: ???

...

As the end of the year approaches, another heavy snow falls in Jinzhou City, covering the red lanterns on both sides of the street.

The Chen family is also covered with couplets, window grilles and red paper-cuts, which reflect a particularly festive reflection under the sunshine of the winter sun.

Mr. Chen, does this suit look good?

Xiao Taohong was wearing a red Tang suit, standing in front of Chen Yu and turning around.

It's pretty. Looking up, Chen Yu glanced at it, and then continued busy sending New Year's greeting messages.

It's so perfunctory...

Didn't you see that I'm busy? If you have nothing to do, go online and send text New Year's greetings on several live broadcast platforms.

Write what?

Go to the Internet to check! It's over if you just fool around.

Would this... be a little bad? Xiao Taohong sat at the desk and hesitated, Isn't the Spring Festival a very important day?

New Year's greetings, everyone is fooling each other, and it's too troublesome to send them in groups. Chen Yu waved his hand.

Then why bother? Human beings are really strange...

Boom!

At this time, there was a knock on the bedroom door, and Mother Chen's voice came from outside the door: Chen Yu open the door, why lock the door for Chinese New Year?

Hide quickly!

After lowering his voice and saying something to Xiao Taohong, Chen Yu got up and walked to the door: Mom, what's the matter?

Hurry up and open the door, I will give you a New Year's gift.

Looking back, seeing that Xiao Taohong had disappeared, Chen Yu unscrewed the lock and opened the door: What gift?

This. Mother Chen took out a brand new pair of purple underwear from her pocket and stuffed it into Chen Yu's hands: Here you are, do you like it?

This... Chen Yu was dumbfounded: What is this?

Purple pants. Mother Chen smiled without showing her teeth, It has a good meaning after wearing it.

What does it mean?

In the new year, it's okay to point (purple) and fix (buttocks)!

...

What are you doing in a daze? Put it on! Mother Chen urged, All three of your younger sisters have put it on.

Mom! Stop making trouble...

Put it on!

boom!

After closing the door, Chen Yu was holding purple underwear and had a splitting headache.

Mr. Chen, what's the meaning of 腚? Xiao Taohong asked doubtfully, showing her figure.

Don't ask, keep hiding. Throwing his underwear on the bed, Chen Yu waited for a while, and then opened the door again.

Are you ready?

Mother Chen stood outside the door with her hands on her hips and waited.

Get dressed.

show me.

?!!

Let me take a look. Mother Chen's right hand was as fast as lightning, and she grabbed Chen Yu's waistband with precision, and pulled it, revealing the outside of the black shorts inside: Little brat, it's useless to play tricks on me. I'm your mother Don’t know you yet? Go and wear it!”

Are you a devil?

wear!

Helpless, under the strong pressure from his mother, Chen Yu was forced to put on purple shorts, looked up to the sky and sighed: I want to go to college...

Crackling...

Not long after, the simulated sound of firecrackers played by the mobile phone suddenly came from the living room. Then, Mother Chen's loud voice sounded again outside the door: Has Chen Yu finished dressing? Hurry up and eat dumplings!

good.

Putting on new clothes, Chen Yu walked to the window, looked at the quiet and dark sky on New Year's Eve, raised his wrist, found the ID named Huaxia Official in the private contact column of the watch, and sent sent a short message.

...

Ten minutes later, a piece of temporary news scrolled out under TV1, where the Spring Festival Gala was going on.

[Observation by the observatory, two large meteorites will collide at a distance of 120,000 kilometers outside the earth tonight, which may cause a large visible light. Do not panic as it is far away and does not pose any danger. 】

[Repeat, observatory observation, tonight there will be...]

It didn't take long before the officials of the surrounding Japan, Cosmos, Southern China, southern Mao and Siberia also issued similar news announcements.

...

(Note: There will be an update on February 1st. I have saved a little manuscript and I am very happy.)