Transdimensional Marketing

Chapter 216 Just Doing What a Hero Should Do (Gageng)

It's finally over...

Lying down on the mattress, Chen Yu leaned on his arm, staring at the ceiling with blurred eyes, still immersed in the heroic emotion of a lone hero and unable to extricate himself.

It actually saved all mankind, coquettish, so coquettish...

Mr. Chen, it seems that things are going well. As the saying goes, Aiwujiwu, seeing Chen Yu happy, Xiao Taohong couldn't help but excitedly moved forward, and gently squeezed Chen Yu's shoulder.

Hey, it's comfortable... tighter, tighter...

Is that so?

That's right, that's the point, use your strength...

Hmm~

Oh, comfortable. Chen Yu breathed a sigh of relief and closed his eyes: Where did you learn it?

On the Internet, Xiao Taohong has memorized all the acupoints!

Very powerful, a little to the left, work hard.

Okay!

Professionals are different. Chen Yu couldn't help but raise the corners of his mouth: Compared to you, my two younger sisters are pinching dicks there.

As long as you like it. Xiao Taohong opened her mouth wide, laughing so much that she almost exposed the spring in her throat: From now on, I will pinch it for you every day.

Okay. I never thought massage would be so comfortable before.

It is said on the Internet that boys discover the beauty of massage inadvertently, and then sink into various massage parlors.

Makes sense.

It is also said on the Internet that if you are in a good mood, you will feel very comfortable during the massage.

Chen Yu nodded again and again: It still makes sense, I'm in a good mood today.

Asteroid problem solved?

After my own efforts, there should be no problem. Chen Yu changed a comfortable posture: Press this way, yes. I can finally relax my nerves. This period is for the lives of 7 billion human beings and for the continuation of the entire civilization. , give me a bad worry.

You are so awesome! Xiao Taohong raised two thumbs up exaggeratedly.

It's not bad, it's generally awesome. Chen Yu said modestly: It just saved the whole world, and did what a hero should do. Continue...

Oh! Xiao Taohong quickly continued to massage.

I'm talking about continuing to boast.

Oh! Great hero! Your existence is really a blessing to human civilization.

History chose me, and it is my duty. To solve the crisis three months later and prevent the asteroid from colliding, Chen Yu couldn't control the excitement and pride in his heart, which swelled to the extreme.

A soldier can save a village for ten years.

He feels like he can blow for a lifetime...

I heard that people will erect monuments to great men, will someone erect monuments for you in the future?

That's for sure. Not only will the monument be erected, but it will also be made into a movie, music, novel, and game. In short, the specifications will not be worse than those of Vasily Arkhipov in Mao.

Who is Vasily? Xiao Taohong tilted her head.

In the past, an officer in Mao country saved two nuclear wars and was called the greatest human being. Chen Yu showed off the knowledge he learned from the media at station B: There are monuments to him in many cities around the world. To commemorate him for saving civilization. I should be a little bit greater than him.

You are amazing...

While enjoying the double massage from the mind and body, Chen Yu squinted his eyes and swiped the screen of his watch to check the points earned for this live broadcast.

A total of 9.35 million viewers poured into all the live broadcast rooms, earning 311 points. Including the remaining 45 points for refreshing the shelves and buying birthday candles, the total is 356 points.

It's no problem to make another wave of consumption.

But the next live broadcast is only a week away, and Chen Yu wants to accumulate it. After the official live broadcast of the seventh episode, the accumulation of points will exceed four figures, and he will taste the thrill of spending a fortune.

Turning the watch optically invisible, he closed his eyes again, carefully enjoying the even pressure on his shoulders, and gradually fell asleep.

Wow!

Just as he was about to fall asleep, there was a sudden hoarse cry outside the bedroom door.

Second?!

Sitting up suddenly, Chen Yu thought that Chen Erke had fallen, so he hurriedly opened the door and ran out, looking in the direction of the crying sound, he was taken aback, and then heaved a sigh of relief.

I saw Chen Erke standing obediently in the corner of the living room, holding a broken plastic basin in his left hand, wiping tears with his right hand, and crying loudly under Chen's mother's reprimand.

Next to him, Chen Yike carefully flipped through the piano notation, completely undisturbed.

Chen Sanke applauded happily.

Hmm...what's the matter? Stretching his waist, Chen Yu frowned and walked forward, looked Chen Erke up and down a few times: Did you cause trouble?

I...I broke...the footbath... Chen Erke choked up in aggrieved voice.

Tell her that the footbasin is made of plastic and not strong, so she insists on using it as a kickboard! Mother Chen pinched her waist with both hands, looked at Chen Yu angrily, and said, Such a thin basin won't break even if you kick it a few times, and it won't leak, right? Shouldn't you fight?

It's time to hit. Chen Yu nodded in agreement: This already belongs to destroying furniture. Huskies know that breaking something will result in a beating.

I...I... Chen Erke pouted and choked up, I just practice Taekwondo.

Practicing Taekwondo makes sense to you? Mother Chen raised the ruler in her hand and said intimidatingly, Practice Taekwondo and you just kick the basin?

I kicked the third child, and the third child...wouldn't let me!

Mother Chen: ??

She kicked me, but didn't let me fight back. Chen Sanke imitated Chen's mother's posture with her hands on her hips: There's no reason for that.

Okay, okay. Chen Yu stood in front of Chen Erke: Isn't it just a pot, I'll buy it again.

It's not a pot problem, you know? By the way, I wanted to talk to you last week. Chen's mother turned her finger on Chen Yu: The little girl's family, what kind of taekwondo do you want her to learn? Can I still get married in the future?

Get married? Chen Yu suddenly sneered: My sister, how could she marry? Do you want to fart?

??? ×3

No, I mean my sister, how could she not get married.

...

In the living room, there was an instant silence.

Actually... Chen Erke carefully raised the plastic basin in his hand: A basin costs only three yuan, and a set of wooden boards sold in gymnasiums costs nineteen yuan? Mom, I'm saving you money...

Hearing this, Mother Chen's face turned red with anger, and she looked at Chen Yu suddenly: Is this how you usually educate your younger sister?

Fuck? Is this something to do with me?

Don't you know that elder brother is like father? If your younger sister is not educated well, you are responsible!

Chen Yu opened his mouth, turned to look at Chen Yike, stepped forward and patted her on the forehead: Hey! Eldest sister Rumu understands? If your younger sister is not educated well, you are responsible!

Chen Yike: ...

How can I pass my responsibility to others? Chen's mother picked up the small ruler and put it in Chen Yu's hand: Take it, you are a brother, you hit it.

After taking the ruler, Chen Yu didn't want his younger sister to be angry with him, so he decisively handed it over: Boss, you are a sister, you hit me.

Chen Yike took the ruler: Mom, hit it.

I'll fight! Chen Sanke raised her hand anxiously: Let...let me do it!

You can't hit me! Seeing the ruler, Chen Erke was so frightened that she cried again: Hit me so many times, I... am I obedient? Doesn't it prove that hitting is useless? You should try preaching.

Mother Chen: ...

Chen Yu: It's useless to hit, it should be because it's useless to hit.

Chen Yike: It's useless to hit, but it's a relief.

Chen Sanke: I've never been beaten by my parents before, I really envy my second sister...