Transdimensional Marketing

Chapter 184 Installing an antimatter battery (two chapters in one plus more)

Snapped.

The packaging bag fell, and the old man stared at Chen Yu in disbelief.

Well, sir, you listen to my explanation.

Chen Yu got down from Xing Biqi's body, spread his hands and tried to reason: Did you see the textbooks on the desk? We are really studying. It's just your granddaughter...

Beast...beast!

The old man's breathing became short of breath, he ran out of the bedroom tremblingly, took out a kitchen knife from the kitchen, and rushed up roaring.

Sigh. At such an advanced age, I'm not civilized at all.

Chen Yu sighed, took out the stick of amnesia from his pocket, and blew it. After dodging a knife, the return hand is a stick.

boom!

thump.

The old man fell limply to the ground, sound asleep.

Xiao Qiqi, we...

The old lady also walked into the bedroom, and was shocked when she saw the scene in front of her.

Chen Yu knew that it was useless to waste words, so he swung his big stick and smashed it on the top of the old woman's head.

Demacia!

boom!

thump……

After knocking down the two old men, Chen Yu hugged one in each hand, put it on the bed in the master bedroom, and then returned to Xing Biqi's room.

Patter.

After locking the door, Chen Yu sat on the edge of the bed and pushed the girl's body: Hey, wake up.

Huh? Xing Biqi opened his eyes in a daze, Chen...Chen Yutong...

boom!

Before she was fully awake, the eggplant-shaped stick hit her on the forehead, making her continue to fall asleep.

The memory should be gone.

Putting away the lightsaber and amnesia stick, Chen Yu put on his coat, packed the study materials and papers, sat back on the bed, and pushed the girl again: Hi, wake up.

Hmm... Xing Biqi got up in a daze, glanced at Chen Yu, and then at his clothes: I...what's wrong with me?

Just now you couldn't do a physics problem. The more you thought about it, the more you couldn't do it. Then you fainted. Chen Yu didn't even bother to make up a decent reason.

Dizzy...fainted?

That's right, I fainted. Don't fight too hard next time you encounter a problem, your body is important.

I……

Let's not talk about anything else. Chen Yu lowered his voice and leaned into Xing Biqi's ear: Your grandparents are back, I have to go.

What? Xing Biqi was startled, and jumped off the bed in fright: Impossible!

Hush! Keep your voice down! Chen Yu covered Xing Biqi's mouth: What is impossible, if I hadn't heard the noise and locked the door, your grandpa would have come in and found me.

Lock the door? Xing Biqi frowned: The lock on my bedroom door is broken, it doesn't matter whether you lock it or not.

Chen Yu: ...

Look. Xing Biqi walked to the door and showed it himself.

The door lock, sure enough, was broken.

Then... that is your grandpa was polite, he knocked on the door and left without answering.

My grandpa never knocked.

Yes. Chen Yu bit the bullet and said nonsense: Your grandfather didn't knock on the door, he just stood at the door and listened for a while, thinking that you seemed to be asleep, so he didn't come in.

Grandpa and grandma know that I have to go to bed until twelve o'clock every night.

Chen Yu: ...

And the light is still on. If they come back, they will definitely come in. Xing Biqi pointed to the light bulb: Student Chen Yu, don't lie to me, you can't leave.

Facts speak louder than words. Chen Yu couldn't make up any more, and took Xing Biqi to the master bedroom, pointed at the old couple on the bed, and lowered his voice: Look, have they come back? Maybe they were too tired to enter your room. , went straight to bed.

It's really back! Xing Biqi was surprised, and then tilted his head suspiciously: But they didn't even take off their coats when they slept.

...

I didn't even take off my shoes.

...

There is still soil on the body.

...

what is going on?

……you know too much.

Chen Yu, who was completely chattered, took out the amnesia stick silently, blew it hard, and hit the girl on the back of the head.

boom.

thump.

Dragging the unconscious girl back to the bedroom, throwing her on the bed, pulling off her clothes, and covering her with a quilt, Chen Yu didn't want to explain anymore, so he picked up his schoolbag and ran away.

Leaving the bungalow area, he walked on the quiet and deserted streets, looking at the sky full of stars, inexplicably felt a sense of loneliness and melancholy in his heart that can only be found in teenagers.

He didn't know how to compose poems, and he didn't memorize a few poems. After holding back for a while, he chose to sing a song to express his feelings.

It's like Yang Guo, walking through the black smoke. Your sister is quietly crossing the sky.

Who's groaning, shuttles between reincarnation...

The way to breastfeed is just under your feet. Don't be fucked, don't have sex.

With confidence, the deceiver licks...

The new crazy baby is already bleeding! How can it stop leaking...

...

After walking for nearly an hour, Chen Yu finally returned home.

The living room was quiet, only Chen Erke's even breathing could be heard.

Taking off his shoes, Chen Yu tiptoed to the door of the bedroom, took out the key to open the lock, and just pushed the door open, when Xiao Taohong rushed towards him and hugged him tightly.

Mr. Chen, you are finally back!

Hush! Be quiet! Pushing away the robot hanging on his body, Chen Yu gently closed the door, lying on the bed and taking a deep breath: I'm a little sleepy, don't pester me, go to sleep.

Mr. Chen, have you been drinking? Xiao Taohong moved closer to Chen Yu and sniffed her nose vigorously: It seems that there is still a smell of cheating.

Chen Yu: ...

Mr. Chen. Xiao Taohong's eyes turned red instantly: Have you forgotten the love we once swore to each other?

...Fart! When did we ever fall in love!

You men are so cruel!

Chen Yu: ...

Wiping away tears, Xiao Taohong pouted: Can you tell me who she is? Let me understand.

Chen Yu looked down at Xiao Taohong's cracking fist, his face darkened: You want the other party to understand!

I am a love robot and I have the right to defend my love!

...

After a moment of silence, Chen Yu sat up and said calmly: First of all, between us is Chi Guoguo's friendship. I have always regarded you as a buddy.

There is also love between brothers.

Can you just listen to me?

You say.

Secondly, you can't win love with violence.

Impossible! Xiao Taohong categorically denied: Snatching a partner and killing a competitor has been true since ancient times.

...you future intelligent bodies are all crazy, right? Chen Yu raised his hand and slapped Xiao Taohong on the forehead: I have long wanted to find a time to educate you, but considering your age Adults are still just children, I have been procrastinating. Now I can't procrastinate, I have to reason with you.

After a slight pause, Chen Yu adjusted his rhythm and said, Since you have come to 2020, you must abide by the rules of modern society. It is illegal to hurt people, and you cannot do anything illegal. As for love, which one do I like? A few are my freedom.

Xiao Taohong stared blankly at Chen Yu: It turns out that Mr. Chen...you are a scumbag.

……no.

You're going to open a harem, aren't you?

I'm just expressing my point of view. Chen Yu resisted the urge not to turn the table: If you want to get love, you have to compete with your heart, so that I can't leave you, and I can't hurt other people.

Oh. Can't you leave me... Xiao Taohong thoughtfully, staring down at Chen Yu's legs.

Chen Yu quickly withdrew his legs: It's not the kind of cripple that can't live without! Fuck!

...

Snowflakes are like tears of angels.

Covered heaven without love.

But Chen Yu's family is full of love, so snowflakes didn't cover it.

It has been two weeks since the last night visit to Xing Biqi's house.

After learning that Xing Biqi was not an official agent, Chen Yu's attitude towards her changed immediately. The relationship between the two has also become somewhat subtle.

But he didn't pay much attention to such small things.

The sixth official live broadcast is about to begin. After the live broadcast, there will be the ratings for the second quarter. Whether it is promotion or relegation mainly depends on this issue. So all his energy has been put on it.

Which piece to remove? It should be this one.

In the bedroom, Xiao Taohong held the instruction manual, pointed to the panel at the bottom of the portal, and said, It should be this one, behind it is the energy module.

Should? Chen Yu frowned.

Definitely! Xiao Taohong pointed to the board, It's here.

Don't make a mistake, if it explodes, the whole earth will be over.

The manual says that the portal will not explode, and there are safety devices. Xiao Taohong handed out the manual: If you don't believe me, take a look.

If I know professional English, you can still use it? This shit, the operating instructions are available in various languages, and the disassembly instructions are only left in English. Are you bullying me uneducated? Chen Yu stretched out his hand and pressed on the board for final confirmation. : I'm going to uninstall it, are you sure it's it?

Um!

After getting the answer, Chen Yu didn't hesitate anymore, and pushed his palms to the left forcefully.

Crack-crack!

The originally integrated plate was separated, revealing a small round button.

This is the security key. Xiao Taohong excitedly said, Press it to separate the energy module. How about it! I'm not wrong. You should trust me, Xiao Taohong.

Ah.

Reach out and press the safety button, accompanied by the hissing air-conditioning escape. A plate beneath the portal pops out, revealing an antimatter obliteration battery soaked in a special fluid.

I saw that next to the battery, there are three slots. Prove that this interstellar portal can hold up to four batteries.

Bring the battery.

good.

After receiving the brand-new antimatter battery from Xiao Taohong, Chen Yu put on gloves, unpacked it, and carefully installed it in an empty slot.

hiss!

When the battery comes into contact with the liquid, a strange chemical reaction occurs on the surface of the battery.

Is this disinfecting?

With this level of technology, Chen Yu didn't even understand the theory, so naturally he didn't think too much about it. After installing the battery, he pushed back the module and re-pressed the closing cover.

It's a product of the 39th century, and it's not as convenient as today's mobile phones.

Silently complaining, Chen Yu stood up and stretched his waist: Ah, it's finally finished.

Mr. Chen, you don't have to be so careful. Xiao Taohong pointed to the manual and said, It says in it that any high-tech product with the possibility of explosion must pass 26 safety standard inspections before leaving the factory.

What if it exploded after leaving the factory?

Xiao Taohong flipped over the last page of the instruction manual: The manufacturer Transcendence Group and the General Administration of Safety will pay huge compensation.

Chen Yu: ...

Wow, so many zeros, so much money. Xiao Taohong took back the manual and said seriously: So you don't have to worry at all.

I'm more worried.

Calling up the console of the portal, Chen Yu glanced at the energy display and nodded: The battery is sufficient, and the installation is correct. I'll go to the bathroom first, and you can post a text announcement before the live broadcast. Then put the portal manual away. , will be used in the future.”

OK.

After patting the dust off his buttocks, Chen Yu opened the door and walked out of the bedroom.

In the living room, only Chen Erke was drawing with crayons.

Second brother, where are your older sister and younger sister?

I went shopping with my mother and said that I need to prepare new year's goods and buy candy. Chen Erke didn't look up.

Why don't you go?

It's so cold, it's better to wait and eat ready-made ones.

……rational.

I still have to carry things and squeeze with others. Chen Erke spread his hands: I'm only a fool.

Where's the dog? Chen Yu scanned the living room: The dog followed?

I don't know, I haven't seen it for a long time. Chen Erke waved the crayons irritably: Brother, don't disturb my drawing!

Pointing at Chen Erke with his middle finger up, Chen Yu pouted and walked into the bathroom, opened the toilet lid to urinate, but smelled a faint smell of smoke.

Um?

He squinted his eyes and sniffed left and right to make sure he smelled right: It does smell of smoke.

After urinating, flush the water. Chen Yu vaguely guessed something, closed the sliding door, and moved step by step after the source of the smell of smoke.

this is……

Bending down, recalling the powdered soot, Chen Yu stared blankly at the corner of the bathroom.

call……

He heard the puffing of smoke.

...

After a long silence, Chen Yu grabbed forward with trembling arms, and actually touched an entity in midair...

Nimma?!

Chen Yu pulled it violently, and the invisibility cloak fell off, and in the corner of the bathroom, Husky was staring blankly at him with a cigarette in his mouth.

Chen Yu: ...

Husky: ...

...

(Note: This chapter adds updates to the leader's some memories of the past.

Dazhang also counts as an update, 189-1=188

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A total of 193...

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