Transdimensional Marketing

Chapter 168 Sand Sculpture Triple Succession

[Super space-time commercial shelf products. (Updated at midnight every day)]

[1. Painless gender conversion processing bed: produced by Tailele Company in 2158. It comes with 60 elevated concentration of liquid hernia, chest uplift and contraction, Adam's apple enlargement and shrinkage, bone grinding, hair removal, all parameters can be set freely. Within forty-five minutes, the male and female sex conversion can be completed alone, and the whole process is painless. The price is 85 points. 】

I just knew it!

After being dazed for a while, Chen Yu covered his face collapsed.

For the products recommended by the store, the first one must be a sand sculpture, but what is going on with this gender conversion?

I've been thinking about what to write in my head all day...

Quickly swiping his finger to turn the page, he quickly looked at the second product, ready to wash his eyes.

[2. Cockroach Milk Producer: Manufactured by Mengniu Dairy Co., Ltd. in 2067. A large number of living cockroaches are put into the crushing furnace, and after four steps of filtration, disinfection, crushing and extraction, fresh liquid cockroach milk rich in protein and vitamins can be obtained. Under the same amount, the energy provided by cockroach milk is 3-4 times that of ordinary milk. Born for the yellow race who are lactose intolerant! The price is 67 points. 】

What the hell are you fucking!

Chen Yu is going crazy.

It doesn't matter if these messy products appear on the shelves, anyway, he has the final say whether to buy them or not. But all the pushes of recommended products come from the unconscious thinking of his brain... This is unbearable.

Sitting up and dazed for a long time, he turned the page again and looked at the third product.

I believe my brain is healthy and normal...

[3. Attractive skirt: produced in 2118 by Romantic Beauty Makeup and Clothing Company. The lily skirt is hand-woven with silk, and the electronic pheromone generator is worn on the back waist, which stimulates the cerebral cortex of males within ten meters around, causing them to have an irresistible impulse to upskirt. Wearing this skirt, the probability of the skirt being lifted is as high as 92% in a street with a traffic flow of more than 200 people per hour. The price is 40 points. 】

Chen Yu: ...

Putting down the phone, Chen Yu stood up and walked out of the bedroom.

Grasshopper! Play with me! Chen Erke, who was hugging Husky, saw Chen Yu and hurried forward.

Brother has something wrong with his brain, don't hurt you...

Chasing his sister away, Chen Yu walked into the bathroom, turned on the faucet, washed his face carefully, and looked in the mirror with dull eyes.

After a while, he turned on the tap again and poured a little water into his ears.

Let some water in your mind, you should be able to wake up.

Mumbling, Chen Yu walked out of the bathroom, returned to the bedroom, raised his wrist and continued to slide the watch, turning to the fourth product.

[4. Invisibility Cloak: Produced by Hyperstealth in 2205. The principle of non-half-reflective half-lens is adopted. The main body is made of nano-supramolecular textile material, and the cloak weighs 130 grams, which can effectively guide light around the surface of the object to achieve the effect of invisibility, without leaving any light print borders recognizable by the human eye, and to eliminate the X-rays that are not strong Scan, the price is 85 points. 】

God!

Chen Yu almost cried out.

It's finally back to normal! This is what I want!

Without hesitation, he clicked on the screen and bought one.

[Consume 94 points (product + tax), remaining 193 points. 】

The words appeared and disappeared, and the air in the bedroom was distorted immediately, forming a space-time wormhole, and a flat white box fell out.

The timid Chen Yu still waited for the wormhole to disappear before he stepped forward to pick up the box and looked around.

Mr. Chen, what fun did you exchange for? Xiao Taohong ran over bouncingly, her eyes sparkling.

You know how to play?

Um.

...

Ignoring Xiao Taohong beside him, Chen Yu licked his lips excitedly, broke the seal, and opened the lid.

I saw that it was empty inside, and there was nothing there.

Xiao Taohong scratched her head: Did you buy a box?

Hey.

Chen Yu smiled without saying a word, reached into the box and touched it for a moment, then picked up the transparent cloak and covered his arms. Suddenly, the arm disappeared...

Wow! Xiao Taohong was surprised.

Isn't it great?

Excellent! Xiao Taohong nodded repeatedly: How did you cut off your arm?

...Are you really an artificial intelligence?

yes.

Please go write the code, this is not a toy. Chen Yu tried his best to calmly say.

oh.

Seeing his robot sitting obediently on the chair, Chen Yu turned his head, carefully observed and stroked the fabric of the cloak. Then he put it on his body carefully.

The entire field of vision... went dark.

Um?

You can't see the outside when you cover your head.

Quickly lifted the cloak, Chen Yu vaguely felt something was wrong.

Then he threw the cloak over his shoulders.

The effect is really great!

Everything below the shoulders is invisible!

but……

I seem to have been fooled. Chen Yu was silent for a while, then suddenly roared: This f*cking head is showing!

Wow? Xiao Taohong turned her head when she heard the sound, and said in surprise, You cut off your whole body?!

Hurriedly walking to the mirror, Chen Yu tried several times to put the invisibility cloak on and off, and finally decided on a result.

He really flipped over...

There is a BUG in the design of this cloak!

If you want to hide completely, you cannot see the outside world clearly. If you want to see the outside world clearly, you have to show your head...

Well... there seems to be a compromise.

Standing in front of the mirror and thinking for a long time, he covered himself with a transparent cloak again, then raised his wrist to control the invisible camera in the watch.

Immediately, the outside world was displayed on the watch screen.

Ahahaha, brother really has great wisdom!

Squatting on the ground and slowly moving forward, with the guidance of the camera, Chen Yu's actions are completely unrestricted: Great, with this thing, I will definitely not need to spend money to take a bath in the bathhouse in the future. Awesome...

After walking around the room, he walked up to Xiao Taohong and asked, Hey bastard, can you see me?

Xiao Taohong stared blankly at the direction where the voice came from, and stretched out her finger to touch the cloak: Are you here? So you're invisible?

Can you see me? Chen Yu asked repeatedly.

Xiao Taohong's eyes suddenly turned red: I saw your thermal image. The temperature of your lower abdomen is too high and you need to urinate.

... Taking off the cloak, Chen Yu pointed at the notebook expressionlessly: Work.

You should really line up...

Work.

Oh. Xiao Taohong pouted aggrievedly, and turned around.

Putting on the invisibility cloak again, Chen Yu walked to the bedroom door, gently opened the door, and controlled the camera to fly out.

In the living room, only Chen Erke was drawing crayons.

Chen Yu became more playful, and walked into the living room cautiously, and came to Chen Erke.

I saw that the second sister was drawing a big crab wielding a pair of pincers, but it was strange that there were circles of spider webs under the crab... This made it impossible for Chen Yu to tell whether Chen Erke was painting a crab or a spider.

When Chen Yu crept closer to the sofa within three meters, Chen Erke suddenly felt something, and suddenly turned around to look at Chen Yu who was hidden in the cloak.

Damn it? Chen Yu was tense, too scared to breathe: Can you see me?

...

...

The two were separated by an invisibility cloak, as if they were looking at each other...