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Chapter 156 Overlook, Chaoyang (Part 1) (Add more)

The next day, Saturday, early morning.

Before dawn, Chen Yu was awakened by the vibration of the mobile phone alarm clock.

He opened his eyes and looked at the sky outside the window. He got up, got out of bed, stretched himself, and went to the bathroom to wash up.

After grooming, Chen Yu went back to the bedroom to get dressed, and pushed Chen Yike on the bed: Hey, wake up, it will dawn in a while, hurry up and go.

Ah? Chen Yike was confused: Where are you going?

Mountain climbing, do you want to go?

Yes! The girl immediately woke up, and hurriedly got up and put on her clothes: I promised to climb the mountain last night, I forgot.

Go and wash your face first, I'll wake up the second and third.

good.

Waiting for Chen Yike to leave, Chen Yu walked up to Chen Erke and patted her on the head: Hey, wake up, let's go climbing.

Well?

Chen Erke rubbed her eyes: I...I want to sleep...

Didn't you agree to go hiking last night?

I want to sleep……

Then don't blame me.

Chen Yu sneered, and after a moment of deliberation, he raised his buttocks and aimed at Chen Erke's small face...

Hey— a fart sounded.

... Chen Erke opened her two small nostrils, opened her eyes, and struggled to get up: Ah! Cough cough! Ah ah!

Don't move! Chen Yu hurriedly pressed Chen Erke: Take a deep breath and feel it with your heart.

Chen Yu! Let me go! Ahem...you are so disgusting!

Do you smell the fragrance of jasmine?

Ah woo woo...

Lie down and don't get up, sleep well.

I...I...ah! Chen Erke struggled to break free from Chen Yu's shackles, sat up, panting heavily.

Fart is gas, it will go up. Chen Yu reminded him kindly.

Excessive! Chen Erke quickly held her breath, jumped off the bed and fled the bedroom with her clothes in her arms.

Small.

Chen Yu felt at ease physically and mentally, and then looked at Chen Sanke to repeat the same trick, but found that the villain was already dressed neatly, and fled quickly.

...It's so uncomfortable to hold back half of it. Chen Yu scratched his head.

You...where are you going?

At this time, Liu Xiaojun, the last child in the room, rubbed his eyes and got up: I want to go too.

Sleep well.

No, where are you going? Liu Xiaojun became more energetic, jumped out of bed nimbly, and grabbed Chen Yu's thigh: Take me one.

Look at my face. Chen Yu said suddenly.

ah?

Yawn... Chen Yu opened his mouth and yawned big, revealing the yawning dentures in his mouth.

The invisible brain impulse spread immediately, stimulating Liu Xiaojun's cerebral cortex to continue to heat up.

Hmm... Liu Xiaojun blinked, only feeling tired and drowsy, and his whole body became dazed: I...I'm going too...

Yawn. Chen Yu chased after the victory and yawned again.

zzZ...

Liu Xiaojun immediately fell asleep standing up, and fell forward.

Chen Yu quickly reached out to hug her, put her back on the bed, then walked out of the bedroom, and gently closed the door.

Get ready, let's climb the mountain! Chen Yike wiped off the water stains on his face, and said brightly: Climb quickly, you should still be able to see the morning sun.

Second and third, have you both washed your face?

It's finished. Chen Sanke patted his little face: It's clean.

Hmph! Chen Erke turned his head and glared at Chen Yu.

Then let's go now.

With an order, Chen Yu took Chen Sanke, led the younger sisters out of the room, and headed towards Xishan.

Xishan, located on the north side of Wafang City Stadium, is a hill with a height of no more than 400 meters. There is a park at the bottom of the mountain and a pavilion on the top of the mountain.

There are only two ways to go up the mountain.

One is a winding mountain road, and the other is a straight line of steps.

Since it was early morning climbing, the fourth young master of the Chen family naturally chose the latter.

Walking through a wide road, the four of them came to the bottom of the mountain.

Chen Yu looked up at the mountain peak hidden in the morning mist, and said in a low voice, I grew up here when I was young. I heard that there were wolves on the mountain.

Wolf? Chen Erke's face turned pale instantly, and he subconsciously grabbed Chen Yike's sleeve: Is there a wolf?

Don't listen to my brother's nonsense. Chen Yike rolled his eyes: This is a mountain in the city, and the four outer circles are residential areas. How could there be wolves.

There are really wolves. Chen Yu said seriously: At that time, except for the stadium, the other side of the mountain was undeveloped. Except for wolves, there were even bears, so when I was a child...

Did you dare not go up the mountain when you were young? Chen Erke interrupted and asked.

So I kept running into the mountains when I was a child.

Three younger sisters: ...

But I haven't seen the shadow of the wolf. Chen Yu shrugged regretfully: I even used meat to attract it, but I didn't see it. It's a pity.

Brother, you're so lucky to be alive. Chen Yike complained, There is finally nothing to die now.

Yeah……

Chen Yu lowered his head, glanced at the invisible watch, and muttered to himself: It always feels like it's getting bigger and bigger...

Two minutes later, the fourth young master of the Chen family climbed over the guardrail and started climbing the mountain along the steps.

The steps were relatively steep, and Chen Yu followed at the end to protect the three younger sisters and help them when they fell. But not long after walking, Chen Erke squatted down out of breath.

What happened to the second child?

Chen Erke pointed to her leg: It's soft.

Didn't you say last night that you could go up to the top of the mountain in one go? Chen Yu mocked without hesitation.

I can't do it, I'm so tired. Chen Erke sat on the steps, gasping for breath: This is climbing stairs, not mountain climbing.

Hurry up, it will be dawn in a while. Chen Yu urged.

No, I'm so tired, take a break, just take a break!

Brother, take a rest. Chen Yike also squatted down, panting, and handed Chen Erke a bottle of water: The second child's physique is not very good.

A mountain of 400 meters, tired after climbing more than 40 meters? Made of paper?

Hmph! Chen Erke snorted dissatisfiedly while drinking water.

Grasshopper. Chen Sanke next to her was neither blushing nor out of breath, looked up at the top of the mountain, and suddenly said in a dull tone, Why...why did we climb the mountain?

Eh... this question seems a bit deep. Chen Yu stroked his chin in thought, and after a while, pointed to the top of the mountain, and said majesticly: Because, the mountain is there.

Chen Erke and Chen Sanke didn't know what to do.

But Chen Yike said with contempt: What the hell kind of reason is that?

This is philosophy, it's depth, you don't understand.

Why is the criminal playing hooligans? Because, girl, is there?

Chen Yu: ...

Why rob a bank? Because, the money, is there?

Chen Yu: ...

Why scam? Because, fool, it's there?

After a moment of silence, Chen Yu looked Chen Yike up and down: As expected of a member of the Chen family, your brain circuit has my demeanor.

Chen Yike: ...

Why lick the iron door? Chen Sanke realized: Because the door is there.

It's so smart! Chen Yu touched Chen Sanke's head in surprise: Why are there no snacks for you? Because the snacks are there, if you don't eat them, someone else will eat them.

That's it. Chen Sanke was stunned.

Chen Yike: ...