Three Thousand Female Students Ranked In Immortal Class
Chapter 190 [Big Chapter] I'll Twist Off Your Head And Use It As A Urinal
Chapter 190 [Big Chapter] I'll twist off your head and use it as a urinal
In Immortal World, the natural sun, moon and stars are legends from ancient times, and the sun, moon and stars that people see are actually artificial products.
The Immortal Court in each district has a [Tiangong Mansion], which specially designs and manufactures the sun, moon and stars to maintain the climate and Celestial Phenomenon.
Among them, most of the sun, moon and stars manufactured by Immortal Domain strictly refer to the structure and operation rules recorded in ancient books.
Caiyun Immortal Court is an anomaly.
The Colorful Moon created by Caiyun Tiangongfu is unique in the Immortal World and has become a well-known tourist landmark, attracting a large number of tourists every year.
Because the colorful moon is too bright, and the clouds in Caiyun City are too thick, the stars in the nearby fairyland cannot reach Caiyun City, so Caiyun City cannot see the stars.
This is common knowledge at Caiyun Immortal Domain.
But tonight seems different.
The clouds above Caiyun City are still layer upon layer, covering the night sky, and the colorful moon under the clouds is shining brightly, illuminating Caiyun City more clearly than a full moon.
Can you still see stars in this situation?
Not only the Jiuhu Fairy was stunned.
Caini, Fan Yan, Jin Guizi, and even Muyu Feifei all looked up at the night sky.
Squint your eyes and look carefully, the colorful moonlight is shining, and you can really see a little bit of stars through the light and clouds.
Although the starlight is dim, it is very clear and extremely far away.
As if from another world.
"It turns out there are stars in Caiyun City."
"Why does it feel so far away..."
"really?"
The two girls gnawed on the snacks from left to right, and you and I talked about the stars, and they were not as shocked as the adults.
Just when everyone was looking up at the stars in confusion, the dots of stars on the clouds suddenly disappeared, as if they had never existed before.
The two girls rubbed their eyes vigorously.
"Hey, where are the stars?"
"Why is there no more?"
"Is it a hallucination?"
From the beginning, Lu Ya never looked up at the starry sky, but only sipped hot tea leisurely.
"Because he came down."
"Um?"
Everyone was stunned, and suddenly found that there was a figure on the deck of the fairy ship, indistinct under the moonlight of seven colors.
If you look closely, you will see that he is a middle-aged man with a fat figure, a mediocre face and a simple temperament. He is wearing a very casual gray cloth and carrying a long and retractable log tube behind his back.
This log gave Lu Ya the first impression that it was an astronomical telescope.
Lu Ya suddenly became interested.
Looking carefully, this man's strength can be classified as a god, but his facial expressions and demeanor are too soft. He is probably the most unqualified strong person Lu Ya has ever seen. There is no strong person at all. Basic awareness.
So much so that the rest of the people thought that this was an ordinary middle-aged uncle.
"Do you need a customized doll?"
On the deck of the fairy ship, Ban Yue Doll asked mechanically.
Lian Chengzi looked at the doll carefully.
From his point of view, this doll looks rough, but the partial design is extremely imaginative, especially the engraving on the intelligent part, which even he didn't understand for a while.
When Lian Chengzi was looking at the puppet, the Banyue puppet was also looking at him.
Runes flashed in her crystal eyes.
"Sorry, we're closed."
Lian Chengzi smiled, grabbed the doll's left wrist, carefully looked at the detailed design inside, and then slowly put it down.
"This kind of limb design is incompatible with the whole body style of the puppet. You have a new teacher and don't have to stick to the past."
"teacher."
Ban Yue Doll shouted in a low voice.
Lian Chengzi didn't respond and turned to look at Lu Ya under the boat.
"The divine endowment in engraving is rare. Gold always shines. It is also a blessing for Ban Yue to meet Senior Lu."
His voice was very small, transmitted with a very strange rune, which made Lu Ya sound very clear, but to others it sounded like indistinct gibbering.
"It's another divine power..."
Lu Ya used to find it strange that the design level of Ban Yue's left crotch limb was far superior to that of Ban Mozi or Ban Yue. It was on the same level as the runes on the Supreme Bone of the Seven Underworld Gods, but it was obviously different in origin.
Now, I finally meet the man behind the scenes.
"Are you the expert who made Ban Yue's limbs mutilated?"
Lu Ya asked directly.
Lian Chengzi was called an expert more than once, but only this time, he felt a little panicked.
What makes him panic is not that the other party's strength is unpredictable, but that the immortal ship behind him has a key imprinting technique that is even more advanced than his.
"In front of you, let's forget it, Master. I just gave her the drawings and she completed it by herself."
"She almost made this ship."
Lian Chengzi had his hands behind his back, but his temperament was very pious.
"The artistic content of this ship is very high."
"How high."
"The sky is high."
Lu Ya smiled and took another sip of tea.
"Those who can see how high the sky is are not far from the sky."
"Senior has given you too much praise."
Lian Chengzi was silent for a moment and took off the cylindrical mirror on his back.
"This mirror has been made by me all my life. Even in the God Realm, I can't find a similar treasure. I want to trade the mirror with my senior for this ship. How about it?"
Lu Ya smiled. The level of this mirror was too high. No one in Immortal World knew what it was, so it couldn't be sold. She didn't need it.
"You are the Divine Weapon. My ship is of the Immortal Emperor class. It still has many flaws and the material is not polished enough. Won't you lose money?"
"What else do you want?"
"This boat belongs to my wife and is not for sale."
"It doesn't matter. I'll give you the mirror. I only need a quarter of an hour to observe the island."
Lu Ya glanced at the engraving on the wooden mirror, and it was very close to herself.
The Crack Technique and the Heart Shield Technique are just skills that you create casually. A quarter of an hour is humility. This person can learn these two small skills in at most half a moment.
Trading the Divine Weapon for these two, Lu Ya felt that it was not worth it for him, but she could also see that the other party pursued the ultimate at all costs to make up for the distance between him and the way of heaven.
"Such a little trick isn't worth the sacrifice of your Divine Weapon. Besides, this isn't the reason why you came to me, right?"
Being so fascinated by Lu Ya's shipbuilding technology, even Chengzi almost forgot what he came to do.
What are you here for?
It's not that he almost forgot, he seemed to have really forgotten.
In other words, the teacher never said anything in detail. He only said that he wanted him to come and take a look on behalf of the trio. He probably meant to find out the details of this City Lord Lu. Unfortunately, he didn't see anything.
Relying on eyes and words is too one-sided.
If it was a threesome, they would have started fighting by now, right?
Do you really still want to take action...
Lian Chengzi sighed. He originally wanted to live a few more years.
Reluctantly, he raised his right hand, used his two fingers to use his power, and carved seven strangely arranged star patterns with his bare hands in the winding night sky.
"Seven stars."
The night above Lu Ya's head instantly turned dark, and except for these seven bright stars, no extra light could be seen.
Lu Ya was stunned. The formation composed of seven stars was deeply engraved in the depths of his pupils, and instantly penetrated into the Immortal Platform Qi Sea, imprisoning his whole body.
Lu Ya frowned. What concerned him was not the strength of the seven-star seal, but the arrangement of the seven stars.
spoon.
Seven stars of varying brightness and darkness formed a spoon shape in the night sky.
Big Dipper!
Lu Ya put down the tea cup and was so shocked that she couldn't speak.
The Big Dipper is the star map of the night sky on Earth, or at least the arrangement of stars in the Milky Way.
Why does this person know?
coincidence?
Not too possible.
Can his telescope see the Big Dipper in Lu Ya's past life universe across dimensions?
Less likely.
Even if it can technically be achieved against the odds, there are many star maps in the universe that are more regular than the Big Dipper. Why is it the Big Dipper?
Suppressing her curiosity, Lu Ya calmly stepped forward and appeared in front of the middle-aged man.
at the same time.
The night outlined by the seven-star formation shattered into slag, and the seven-star runes also sank into the abyss and disappeared.
Lian Chengzi covered the Immortal Platform and knelt down on one knee.
His eyes were bloodshot and outlined with seven stars.
He was surprised.
"I'm alive?"
"you are still alive."
Lian Chengzi managed to get up, his face calm.
"I wanted to trap you with the belief that I would die, but not only did I not trap you, I even failed to do so... I really am not suitable for fighting."
Lu Ya said calmly:
"You are so strong that you shouldn't appear in the Immortal World. The strong man I saw last time in the Immortal World seemed to be a young man who played chess with me and provided commentary. He was less interesting than you, but he was also very good. He’s strong, do you know him?”
"Thanks to the noble hand of senior, he is still alive."
"So you, like him, are also part of that single dog organization?"
"Eleven Lonely."
Lian Chengzi corrected.
"Yes, it seems to be called this. You are much stronger than that person, but your fighting spirit is too bad, and the effect is not as good as him. What's your name?"
"Lian Chengzi."
Lu Ya could tell at a casual glance that this man was stronger than any Hades, but he still seemed to be a low-ranking player among the eleven. It seemed that his wife Liu Xuanye's plan had a long way to go.
"With eleven strong people gathered together, do you want to subvert the Three Realms?"
Lian Chengzi retorted:
"On the contrary, we are just maintainers."
"oh……"
Lu Ya's claim that eleven people can subvert the Three Realms is an exaggeration on purpose, but the other party only refuted the position, not the strength, which is interesting...
"Did you create the seven-star chart just now?"
Lian Chengzi responded decisively.
"yes."
But Lu Ya still heard the momentary hesitation in his words, it seems not.
This is even more interesting. Could it be that there are people in the same starry sky as me in the Three Realms?
Also a transmigrator?
"It seems that you also have a teacher. You are protecting your teacher. Does that mean that you think your teacher is not my opponent?"
Lian Chengzi was stunned for a moment, he didn't expect that his subconscious mind, which he hadn't thought about, would be discovered by the other party.
"The teacher is old and dizzy. He should send someone who is stronger and better at fighting to deal with you."
It is indeed a teacher!
Lu Ya suddenly thought, Eleven alone, why are there eleven, but also specifically imply that only singles?
Only "11" in Arabic numerals has the meaning of single dog on Huaxia Network. This teacher is not only a transmigrator, but also a Chinese person?
Lu Ya was shocked in her heart, but she smiled.
"No, then Eleven Lone Travelers will be renamed Ten Lone Travelers. Don't underestimate the wisdom of the old man."
Lian Chengzi heard the arrogance from Lu Ya's mouth, but as a lone traveler, he believes in the strength of his seniors even more.
"If Zhushen Perfected Being dies, there will be problems in this world... As long as you insist on touching Zhushen Perfected Being, someone much stronger than me will appear."
Lu Ya smiled.
"Then I underestimated this Vermillion God Perfected Being."
In the face of life and death, Lian Chengzi was not afraid.
"Since senior let me live, please allow me to ask a question."
"good."
"what is your purpose?"
Of the three major philosophical questions, who am I, where am I, and what am I going to do, Lian Chengzi only asked the last one, which shows that he has many possible guesses about Lu Ya's strength, and his vision is probably not limited to Three Realms.
Lu Ya doesn’t hide anything either.
"I have no purpose."
Lian Chengzi frowned slightly.
"Having no purpose is the most dangerous thing, isn't it? The senior may let me go today, and tomorrow he may be unhappy and wipe out the Immortal Court."
"..."
Lu Ya was powerless to refute, but after thinking about it, he still had some reservations:
"Don't worry, I'm not that strong yet. I don't kill you because of Ban Yue, not for nothing. As for Zhu Shen's Perfect Being, you'd better leave it alone. Maybe he's stronger than me. Well, isn’t it interesting?”
Lian Chengzi was still a little confused.
"Dare to ask if senior has a relationship with the family teacher? The first time, you let three junior brothers go, and this time you let me go..."
"Yeah?"
Lu Ya was also slightly stunned. He had always treated the weak casually, but when he met the strong, he developed a pity for their talents.
"What's your master's name? Maybe I know him, but I can't tell for sure."
"I have asked this question for more than 10,000 years, but unfortunately, Master has never revealed his true name, not even making up one."
"I guess his name is something like Ergou, Tiezhu, and Quandan."
"Senior is really good at joking."
"Would you like to stay for dinner?"
"No."
"No, why don't you leave?"
Lian Chengzi was a little embarrassed.
"Senior Lu has an interesting soul. It's a pity that my seniors may be more interested in your fighting ability... The next person will come soon. I hope seniors can continue to be merciful."
Lu Ya nodded.
"Ahem, I'll try my best."
In an instant, the sky above the colorful clouds was filled with stars, and even the city disappeared out of thin air.
Lu Ya got off the boat, sat back on the deck chair, and looked up at the sky.
The light of the colorful moon once again enveloped Caiyun City.
Seven Stars Beidou, this world is a bit interesting.
The Jiuhu Fairy and the others knew nothing about the brief battle between the two. They didn't even hear anything they talked about, and they were even less interested.
"Just now, the seven stars in the sky looked like spoons. Didn't you see that?"
The Jiuhu Fairy came to Lu Ya and said:
"I saw it, it's beautiful."
"Is the old man here to customize the doll? Why have we been chatting for so long?"
"It's Ban Yue's master."
"Grandpa Xiaoyue is so powerful, why does he still need a master?"
Lu Ya suddenly asked:
"Your father is also powerful, why are you so weak? It's just that you don't have a master. If you pour me tea and beat my back every day, I will be your master for free."
The Jiuhu Fairy felt that he had been taken advantage of, and he pursed his lips in dissatisfaction.
"Don't look down on others. You are stronger than me now. When I open the nine tails, no, eight tails, I will twist off your head and use it as a urinal!"
Lu Ya imagined the scene with the wine fox fairy, but it always felt weird.
"Imagine that scene for yourself, don't you feel ashamed?"
Wine Fox Fairy:
"..."
Caini on the side covered her mouth and smiled secretly, then said goodbye to Lu Ya.
"It's getting late, and I have to go back to resume my life. The competition system will be announced tomorrow morning. I suggest that you don't go out to play tonight. Don't miss it."
"Thanks for your hard work."
As soon as Caini left, the Jiuhu Fairy instantly forgot the embarrassment just now.
The person lay on the giant gourd, and the giant gourd lowered until the Jiuhu Fairy's mouth reached the height of Lu Ya's ears, and asked in a low voice:
"After watching the stars, what other activities are there tonight?"
Lu Ya leaned back on the lounge chair.
"sleep."
The wine fox Immortal Thief smiled and said:
"Who are you sleeping with?"
Lu Ya glared at her and didn't bother to talk to her.
The wine fox fairy said unwillingly.
"Don't be stingy, take me with you."
Lu Ya looked up at the night sky and suddenly asked:
"where is your house?"
"I don't have a home, why do you ask so suddenly?"
"You will have it."
"Nasty."
Fan Tui and Jin Guizi looked at each other, and then looked at Lu Ya. They always felt that he was asking about Jiuhu Fairy's home, but in his heart he was thinking about his own hometown...
That must be somewhere in the God Realm!
The two of them fantasized.
(end of this chapter)
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