This Star Wants To Retire

Manslaughter, a movie that was crazily praised by a large number of film critics with the phrase no urine point throughout the whole process.

The so-called urination point means that you can completely ignore this boring content while watching the movie, and you won’t feel a pity to go to the toilet.

Some movies are so bad that you want to go to the toilet to smoke a cigarette.

If it is said that you want to watch a movie without holding back, then undoubtedly, it is definitely a good movie in your heart. So, what about Charlotte Annoyance?

Ye Mei, a female psychiatrist, doesn't have a strong urge to go to the bathroom yet.

She also didn't think that a comedy would not even be able to spare such a little time.

Ye Mei simply didn't want to miss the rebirth scene at the beginning.

Therefore, she has not yet realized the seriousness of the problem.

——This is a bladder board!

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The story of Charlotte Annoyance begins with Qiuya's wedding.

At the entrance of the hotel, a million-level white car drove up.

It's slow and seems a bit.....deliberate?

The hotel security uncle picked up the stake and waved his hand backwards to signal it to park in the parking space, but he was ignored.

The car drove to the gate of the hotel, and the doorman tried to open the door with a smile on his face, but the car drove away again.

— It was circling around the hotel entrance.

The security guard gradually became dumbfounded. The doorman wanted to open the door several times, but stretched out and retracted.

Watching this scene, the audience has already begun to find it interesting.

inside the car.

I said brother-in-law, it's almost done! I have to go back quickly.

My girlfriend's 60th birthday today, she doesn't even know that I drove the car out. said the brother-in-law who was driving.

Charlotte, who was sitting in the back seat, said: Now drive slowly, let's go around twice.

The camera focused on the faces of the security uncle and the doorman. Looking at their expressions, laughter rang out in the auditorium.

It wasn't until an old classmate appeared at the entrance of the hotel that Charlotte hurriedly asked her brother-in-law to stop, and then got out of the car with full capacity.

Charlotte, hahaha Charlotte! It's okay to mess around!

I was wondering just now, who made so many laps here.

Charlotte said calmly: Long time no see... Hey!

The hem of his coat got stuck in the car door, and he was dragged away as the car started.

Hey! Hey! Brother-in-law! He patted the car window.

Little bastard! The car drove faster and faster, and he couldn't keep up with it. He slapped the window more vigorously, and the words in his mouth changed.

The female psychiatrist Ye Mei looked at these and thought it was quite interesting.

The purpose of Charlotte coming to this wedding is to pretend to be aggressive, so that Qiuya can see that he is doing well.

Although the protagonist today is not me, I want to wear the most handsome. Charlotte stroked the chicken feathers on the neckline of her suit.

Ye Mei originally thought that this aesthetic needs to be improved, but the next moment, she couldn't hold back her laughter.

But the sad thing is, I'm fucking with the master of ceremonies!

The master of ceremonies stood on the stage, looked at Charlotte who entered the door, and asked, My colleague, did you go to the wrong room?

Laughter erupted at the wedding scene immediately, but the laughter in the movie hall was even louder.

Yuan Hua'er, can you compose an impromptu poem with our Charlotte's attire? Zhang Yang said.

Forget it. Yuan Hua responded with a gesture of refusal.

Come on, come on. Come on! Zhang Yang grabbed him.

Yuan Hua stood there, dressed in a decent suit, with a well-crafted hairstyle, quite handsome, in stark contrast to Charlotte: Then...then I'll try.

He opened the mouth and said: Go to the banquet alone in chicken feather clothes.

When Charlotte heard this, she gave him a thumbs up.

Unexpectedly, Yuan Hua's next sentence was: It's all classmates pretending to be chicken feathers.

All of a sudden, the whole table laughed out loud.

When everyone was toasting each other, Mr. Wang made his debut.

This role was played by Wang Rong himself. On Earth, it is played by Tian Yu.

Many people may not know that Tian Yu talked with Tang Wei.

The line in Charlotte's heart appeared: Old Wang? I heard that he was expelled from school for accepting gifts. He still has face.

In fact, these contents of the wedding, in addition to paving the way for Charlotte's aggrieved and ridiculous, also cleverly inform the audience of the personality and characteristics of the teacher and classmates.

Mr. Wang, do you still remember me? That winter long-distance race, I ran first! Zhang Yang said happily.

First... Teacher Wang looked at him, unable to remember for a long time.

That Chinese New Year, my dad went to give you a radio. Zhang Yang said.

Zhang Yang! Teacher Wang pointed at him, and immediately said the name: The teacher must not forget.

In an instant, the theater was filled with laughter again.

Ye Mei is also laughing.

After all, Wang Rong is a master of comedy, and his acting is effortless.

Yuan Hua stood on the side, also toasting: Mr. Wang, my father gave me a TV set.

Teacher Wang clinked glasses with him and said, Yuan Hua, you are still such a good-looking talent.

Dachun was on the sidelines and said foolishly: Teacher, what my dad sent is a wall calendar.

Then teacher can't remember. Teacher Wang glanced at him and shook his head.

Finally, he added loudly: Teacher, don't hold grudges!

In an instant, someone in the theater burst out laughing.

Ms. Wang, I'm Meng Te, and my name is now Meng Tejiao. A handsome man said.

Actually, for the students in your class, the teacher impressed me the most with Charlotte. What are these two idiots doing now? Teacher Wang said, but she didn't know that Charlotte was standing behind him.

All of a sudden, the audience burst into laughter again.

When Qiuya came to toast, Charlotte had already drunk too much.

At this time, his wife Ma Dongmei came to the wedding scene.

She was standing in a remote place, just in time to see her drunken husband singing a song he had written to the bride Qiuya in shame.

The female psychiatrist Ye Mei looked at this scene and frowned slightly.

She was going to go to the bathroom now.

But the next moment, Ma Dongmei said to Qiu Ya: Qiu Ya, you see, I didn't even know you were married, so I just came dressed like this. I'm really embarrassed, congratulations.

After shaking hands with Qiu Ya, she said to the groom beside her, Congratulations, uncle.

This is my husband. Qiu Ya reminded softly.

I'm sorry, I'm sorry uncle. Ma Dongmei said while holding the groom's hand.

She turned her head to look at the audience, and when she saw Teacher Wang, she said in surprise, You are also there, Teacher Wang, you are still alive.

Don't sit down anymore, I have to accompany Charlotte to visit his mother's grave. You said that this good thing has been rushed for a day. Ma Dongmei said.

In the movie hall, there was laughter again.

Ye Mei listened to Ma Dongmei's babbling, she had already slightly left the buttocks of the seat, and then returned to the seat.

Ma Dongmei saw that Charlotte was ashamed here, so she wanted to take him home.

But Charlotte, who has been embarrassing herself, still refuses to leave.

You have a bad stomach, so stop drinking. If you want to drink, let's go home and drink. We also have wine at home. She was as gentle as coaxing a child, and her tone was gentle, not at all as tough as when she was teasing others.

But she went to drag Charlotte, but was thrown away by Charlotte.

In the midst of pushing and shoving, Yuan Hua came out to preside over the overall situation, but Xia Luo broke the news that Qiu Ya's first kiss was taken away by you.

Ma Dongmei gradually broke out.

Charlotte, did I give you shame? Qiuya is married and you are singing and dancing here, dressed like a feather duster, what are you talking about!

Originally, this kind of plot was regarded as the scene of a large-scale social death.

But the next moment, the audience saw the master of ceremonies, who was clashing with Charlotte, silently took off his suit jacket.

During the dispute between the husband and wife, Ma Dongmei gradually lost control of her emotions.

Excuse me, Charlotte, have you earned a penny since graduation?

I go out to do cupping for people during the day, and go out to ride tricycles at night. I just think that I can save some money to change a motorcycle and I can save some energy.

It's good for you, you follow me, you brought my engine in! Ma Dongmei said.

I feel sorry for her, but I really want to laugh about it!

Ye Mei smiled like this, rubbing her buttocks in a black dress on the chair from time to time.

At the wedding, Charlotte and his wife became more and more noisy, and Charlotte was finally chased and beaten by Ma Dongmei.

He fled to the bathroom and flushed his head with water, still drunk.

The self-monologue here is actually very important. There is a sentence in it: I have never accomplished a thing, and what is even more sad is that I don't know what I want at all.

Charlotte made a big fuss in the hotel bathroom, and when he pushed open the bathroom door, he returned to the classroom of his student days in an instant.

Here, Teacher Wang is punishing him for reading his love letter.

Pointing to the love letter written by Charlotte, he said, My dear, who is your dear?

As soon as the words fell, Ma Dongmei, who was a student, ran away and ran out of the classroom.

——Shame to death!

Teacher Wang, who knew the truth, pointed at Charlotte's nose and cursed: Tell me about you, how many people have you hurt invisibly!

Mr. Wang became more and more arrogant, and it was Charlotte who kicked him in the end.

Do you dare to hit the teacher?

In the dream, can I still be bullied by you? said Charlotte, who thought it was a dream.

This is the beginning of a new farce.

Zhang Yang was very cheap when he was a student, he hit the teacher once, and said: Charlotte, how can you hit the teacher!

Who hit that just now? Teacher Wang was furious.

Charlotte directly covered Teacher Wang's head with a schoolbag, and all of a sudden, a group of students with long-standing grievances rushed up to beat him.

Yuan Hua took advantage of the chaos and ran out to find the principal.

When everyone stopped, only Dachun came running forward in big strides, ready to kick him.

Teacher Wang took off his schoolbag, looked at the big feet carried by Dachun, and said angrily, What are you going to do!?

Wang, Mr. Wang, do you think my shoes look good? Dachun instantly weakened.

Teacher Wang fainted immediately.

Charlotte thought it was a dream, but Qiuya adored him at the moment.

Seeing Charlotte approaching, she quietly got up and stood in front of him.

This young girl, who is still very innocent for the time being, has no idea what the man in front of her is going to do.

Charlotte, who thought she was dreaming, kissed her directly.

Yuan Hua, who was going to invite the principal, ran in and happened to see this scene: Qiu Ya...

He slid and sat next to Teacher Wang.

Shut up! shouted the person next to the headmaster.

All of a sudden, the theater erupted with laughter again.

This classmate, if you have any difficulties or knots, you can tell me not to hurt the female classmate. The principal said.

Goddess, I have to wake up, it will be a nightmare if I continue. Charlotte said.

He plunged headfirst into the water basin, but couldn't get back.

Then, he started slapping himself, trying to wake himself up.

The principal stood aside and said seriously: Don't threaten the teacher with self-mutilation, you are giving up on yourself.

——Hahaha, I can't stop laughing!

Charlotte felt that she couldn't wake up after drinking too much, so she wanted to play with you for a while in her dream, playing Boda.

Zhang Yang, give me the fire. He walked towards Zhang Yang, and when he passed by Qiu Ya, Qiu Ya kept her mouth covered and backed away.

Zhang Yang said with a guilty smile, If I don't smoke, how can I get smoke?

Too many laughs!

Charlotte snatched the lighter from his pocket, burned the book first, and then threw it at the curtain: Burn it, my youth!

It wasn't until Charlotte's mother rushed to the class that he stopped doing evil and hugged her: Mom!

Charlotte, are you crazy! What do you want to do? She beat Charlotte and apologized to the principal, I'm sorry, principal.

Charlotte let her mother hit her, as if it didn't hurt at all, with a childlike smile on her face.

He stood up, stroked his mother's face, and said, Mom, I miss you.

Don't cry, I don't want to see you cry in my dream. He reached out to wipe his mother's tears.

This plot, if it is done twice and three times, is actually quite touching.

I have to wake up. Charlotte said, Otherwise the clothes won't be returned.

The sudden turning point made the audience laugh again, and they still wanted to return the feather duster clothes.

In the stunned eyes of the audience, he passed by everyone, then turned back and gave Qiu Ya a sudden poke on the face.

Charlotte squatted on the window, turned to her mother and said, Mom, I'll burn some more paper for you later.

After speaking, under the shocked eyes of everyone, he jumped out of the window.

When Charlotte woke up in the hospital, she was surprised that her mother was still here.

mom?

You scared your mother to death, can't you believe that you are still alive? Mom asked.

I can't believe you're still alive, Charlotte told her.

After making a fuss in the hospital, Charlotte realized something was wrong.

He ran out of the hospital in a hurry and began to realize that he was reborn and returned to the past.

The serious rebirth drama is about to begin!

At this moment, Ye Mei was watching too intently.

The laughs are too dense, and the burden is constantly thrown out.

Not to mention going out for a few minutes, I feel that if I don't pay attention, I will miss the laughing point.

And she really wanted to know what exactly Charlotte would do and what would happen after she was reborn.

There may not only be a laugh here, but also a cool point.

In fact, the rest of the content is Luo Mo's Blue Star localization of this movie.

At this moment, before I knew it, the movie had already played for more than twenty minutes.

Or how to say happy time is always short?

Ye Mei watched very intently, so focused that her body was sending her a danger signal, but she didn't realize it.

Who said that if you don't fall in love, you will have nothing to do?

—DANGER DANGER DANGER!

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Continue at the request of the editor [Update notice]: This chapter will be updated at 18:25 on August 10, and the next chapter is expected to be before 8:00 pm on the 11th. )