This aura is deadly

March 29, 12 noon.

The life countdown in the corner of his eye is still counting down, with 17 hours and 57 minutes remaining.

But at this moment, Chen Ke was lying naked in the bathtub, enjoying a bubble bath and sipping champagne.

It is actually not difficult to find a comfortable and cheap rental apartment in Opportunity City. With Hall's recommendation, Chen Ke quickly found a satisfactory place.

It's not far from the gun shop in Pihom, and it's far away from the city center. It's very quiet and has a pleasant environment, but it's just a little less popular.

This 16-story apartment building was not full, with nearly half of the floors vacant, but Chen Ke didn't care about this. He didn't need neighbors, so he moved into the top floor of the building without thinking.

This room is fully equipped with two bedrooms, a living room, a kitchen and a bathroom. It has air conditioning, a washing machine, a TV and an electric water heater. It even has a computer with Windows XP installed and has been connected to the Internet cable.

One month's rent is only 400 yuan, which is unimaginably cheap. Chen Ke paid half a year's rent in advance.

After all, he now has more than 50,000 joint coins in hand and does not have any need to eat, drink or relieve himself. He can be regarded as enjoying himself now.

Except for that pitiful lifespan.

"Don't panic, I don't panic."

He comforted himself that when he first traveled through time, he could only live for 2 hours, but now, it has been ten times longer!

Chen Ke's current feeling can be described in one sentence: "Those things that can't kill you will only make you weirder."

After taking a shower and changing clothes, Chen Ke wrapped himself in a newly bought bathrobe and rolled onto the bed.

In the United Federation of States, all cable TV channels require payment. Of course, Chen Ke doesn’t have the leisure to watch TV. Who still watches TV when he has a computer and can surf the Internet?

Out of curiosity, he opened Google Chrome, typed, and hit Enter.

Damn it, there really is!

But the domain name does not point to the page in Fei Phoenix Republic, but to the version for overseas regions. Chen Ke tried to change the domain name to .cn, but to no avail. He could only view the search content provided by Baidu for overseas users.

It seems that the page is rendered based on the access IP.

Who uses Baidu abroad? Chen Ke smiled and opened google.com. The speed was amazing, and he didn't need to be a professional to surf the Internet.

First go to YouTube and see what’s good about it.

These are all videos posted by silly netizens.

This foreigner is eating Sichuan pepper powder from Feihuang Republic.

Stupid dick...

Damn it, he jumped off the bridge...

2156 people liked it.

Dead or not...?

Chen Ke dragged the progress bar, but he didn't die.

What a shame.

Yo yo yo! ! This girl has a great figure!

Damn...my left hand! Take control!

Thumbs up, thumbs up...

Close the page!

Chen Ke took a deep breath and suddenly remembered something. He typed "HEMA teaching" in the YouTube search box.

The full name of HEMA is Historical European Martial Arts. It is a European historical martial arts system restored by modern people after reconstruction through historical documents and records. This martial arts covers bare hands, daggers, stabbing swords, long swords, machetes, swords and shields. Waiting for cold weapons, in layman's terms, is a move used by knights in the Middle Ages to fight.

Chen Ke has seen CPA agents using sacred objects similar to revolvers, but most of the sacred objects are still mainly cold weapons. When it comes to medieval cold weapon combat, Chen Ke is blank.

So he decided to make up a temporary lesson and learn the fighting techniques of medieval weapons such as swords and shields.

Of course, it is now 2009, and the fighting techniques of the European Middle Ages have been lost for a long time. HEMA is just a product of modern people's restoration based on data and ideas. It is not more of a killing technique, but a form of sports competition. exist.

However, Chen Ke had no other choice.

Many HEMA tutorial videos immediately appeared on the page, and even the video loading advertisement immediately changed to information such as "HEMA Club".

He randomly clicked on a video in which a sturdy white man danced a two-handed long sword with great vigor. Chen Ke observed carefully and found that this sword technique was based on large rotations, just like dancing.

Not being able to see the way out, Chen Ke decided to start from the most basic level.

He opened the official website of the HEMA Alliance and searched for information. After more than ten minutes, he finally got an idea.

It turns out that there are swordsmanship without armor and swordsmanship with full armor! According to different weapons, they are divided into various categories...

Swift sword...armed sword...long sword...great sword...

Originally thinking it was so complicated, Chen Ke researched further and found that the considerations for classifying HEMA clubs were only based on the consideration of investment funds...

Fully armored greatswords require a large amount of money to purchase various imitation armors and greatswords, which will become pitted after a game and need to be replaced and repaired. Wu Jia wore protective gear and used a safety sword, so it was more like playing...

Chen Ke skipped this, his situation was much more extreme... that was a close fight with a real monster! And he happens to have a golden holy sword on hand, but he is not strong enough yet to wield it freely...

That was only temporary. Chen Ke decided to take some time to exercise and see if he could improve his strength, although he didn't know if he could still grow physically in his current situation.

Chen Ke continued to search for tutorials on HEMA swordsmanship and discovered a swordsmanship system called "Meyer Swordsmanship".

This is a very detailed and scientific swordsmanship that uses four basic postures: Rooftop, Ox, Plow, and Fool, and eight secondary postures: Angry, Long Point, Tail, Clever, and Key. Style, unicorn style, hanging style, iron gate style, all other moves are connected together.

These postures sound many and complicated, but they are actually very easy to understand after watching the video. The coach in the video does it in one go, connecting the twelve postures together through several movements, which looks smooth and handsome.

Chen Ke stood up, took the clothes hanger by the window in his hand, practiced on the video, and gradually found the feeling.

In the connection between the previous posture and the next posture, various sword fighting movements can be added. These twelve postures are like a viaduct with many forked roads. The sword fighting movements are the many vehicles traveling on the bridge. When, It’s up to you to decide which cars to leave at which intersection.

In theory, Chen Ke understands it, but it still takes time to practice and master it. Unknowingly, Chen Ke came up with the idea of ​​becoming a member of the HEMA Club...

Learn and practice skills in the club, then go to the Great Void to fight monsters...

He also downloaded a bunch of "Meyer Swordsmanship" video tutorials and various basic moves of two-handed swords, long swords and sword shields on YouTube, so that he could put them on his mobile phone to watch them at any time.

When I needed to organize it, I found that my phone’s memory was not enough…

Nokia E63 only comes with a 512MB memory card, and the videos Chen Ke wants to save are as many as 3 gigabytes.

He remembered something. At the motel, he had seized the 16G memory card of the landlord's peeping camera...

It seems I haven’t seen it yet…

Chen Ke squinted his eyes, found the small memory card from his backpack, and inserted it into his phone.

Before formatting, he wanted to see what was captured inside...

File management starts!

Album starts!

Wow!

Wow wow wow!

So many videos!

Chen Ke's fingers were trembling a little. Just from looking at the thumbnails of the small videos, he knew that the videos were all about men and women having sex.

So evil! I must criticize it!

He found a thumbnail that looked more attractive, and voila, it played in full screen!

This shooting angle doesn't work...you can't even see it when you're doing it.

Chen Ke regretted it and changed the video.

Yo yo yo yo! !

Yo yo! !

Yo yo yo yo! ! !

Yo! Yo yo!

One book satisfies.

Well done to the next one...

whee……

No, no, we have to get rid of vulgar taste...

Chen Ke cheered up and decided to watch the last one again and format the evil memory card!

start up!

The screen is dark.

There was nothing but sound.

"Hee hee... so hot... hee hee hee..."

"What...oh...what is this?..."

A woman's voice sounded young.

"Ah...Hmm...Ahhh...it's so hot..."

"It's so hot...hehe...it's like the sun..."

sun? Chen Ke was a little puzzled, hurry up and see what you look like?

"It's so hot...ah...ah...ah..."

"Where is the sun...ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!"

"Ahhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

"Ahhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

"Ah ah ah ah ah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

"Ah ah ah ah ah ah ah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Damn it! Chen Ke quickly turned down the volume. The female voice in the video suddenly screamed miserably, and the sound was like sharp thorns, pricking Chen Ke's eardrums.

Chen Ke's breathing was rapid, and he felt his chest was burning, and some sparks were emitting from the sun's mark.

In the video, the black color slowly fades, and an Asian woman with disheveled hair, pale face, and dark pupils slowly moves away from the camera. It turns out that the black color at the beginning of the video is the woman's eyes...

"Where's the sun...hehehehe..."

The woman giggled at the camera, her teeth were sharp, and green juice flowed from her nostrils. She stretched out her four-fingered paw and touched her nose.

"I'll see you in seven days...hehehehe...where's the sun..." the woman smiled again.

Chen Ke closed the video.

"It's really Madfak! Who the hell put a ghost movie in here!" Chen Ke cursed and decisively formatted the memory card.