The whole mountain is my hunting ground
Chapter 82 Me
Chapter 82 I...
Although Zhang Yuanmin had a big crotch and a small stature, he walked at the front carrying five ash sticks and led Minister Li and Li Erchen in front of a big linden tree.
The Li brothers looked up and saw that the warehouse door was about three meters high from the ground. It was definitely out of reach for one person.
"Brother Zhang, this is out of reach." Minister Li said.
"What are you afraid of?" Zhang Yuanmin pointed at Minister Li and said, "Minister, you go call Cangzi later, I will step on the second minister's shoulder and chop him!"
"Can you step on me...?" Li Erchen couldn't help but hesitate when he heard this. He was not afraid of stepping on me, but felt that Zhang Yuanmin was a bit unreliable.
"What's wrong?" Zhang Yuanmin leaned the ash stick in his hand against the big linden tree and waved his hands energetically, "Just look at me!"
The two brothers looked at each other. To be honest, they were scared as soon as they arrived in front of the big lime tree. But they had already come, and they would definitely not be able to leave now.
Since Zhang Yuanmin wanted to take the lead, the Li brothers simply obeyed his command.
Zhang Yuanmin first asked Minister Li to pick up dead branches to make a fire, and then asked Li Erchen to trample the snow around the big lime tree.
"Minister, spread out the branches and make the fire bigger."
Zhang Yuanmin leaned against the big lime tree, smoking a cigarette and directing the Li brothers.
He is so rude. If he doesn't do the work himself, he will give orders to others, just like a big brother.
Minister Li also asked him why he didn't work.
Zhang Yuanmin said this, I do all big things, I will leave this small job to you.
Seeing that Minister Li wanted to say something else, Zhang Yuanmin responded with one sentence, "What's going on? How about I call Cangzi later and you kill the blind man?"
When Minister Li heard what he said, he immediately became scared and obediently ran to the side to collect the dry branches.
Seeing that Minister Li was so obedient, Zhang Yuanmin became more enthusiastic and said to Li Erchen over there: "Second Minister, please lead a way to the fire."
"Okay, Brother Zhang!" Li Erchen didn't talk nonsense at all and agreed immediately. Ever since he bumped into a black bear that day, Li Erchen has had nightmares from time to time.
If it wasn't for the sake of getting a wife, even if I beat him to death, he wouldn't come.
When the preparations were almost done, Zhang Yuanmin took a big ax and hit the tree.
He sipped from the bottom up, and as soon as he sipped, he heard "clang" and "clang" sounds coming from the tree. Zhang Yuanmin turned his head and explained to the Li brothers, saying: "Did you hear it? Let me tell you, if you knock on the tree and hear this sound, then This place is the real deal.”
Without waiting for the two men to nod, Zhang Yuanmin moved the ax up again and knocked twice, and it was still solid.
Zhang Yuanmin knocked further and heard only "dong" and "dong" sounds. He raised his head again and explained to the two brothers: "Did you hear it? The sound is different!"
Minister Li pouted at the side, but Li Erchen nodded like a chicken pecking at rice.
Zhang Yuanmin pointed to the place where the "dong" and "dong" sounds were made, and ordered Minister Li and Li Erchen, "Get a big ax and chop it open here."
Cutting down trees in winter is not easy. The Li brothers took turns and it took them a while to cut a hole.
Zhang Yuanmin looked inside and saw black hair inside, and vaguely heard heavy breathing inside, so he said to Minister Li: "I will step on the two ministers to come up in a while. You can hand me the stick first and remove all those sticks." Insert it in, and then you use the knife to insert it in from here."
When Minister Li heard that this piece of aid for the people was too exciting, he immediately hesitated, "Brother Zhang, is this okay?"
"Why can't it work?" Zhang Yuanmin's eyes widened and he said, "More than ten sticks were stuck in it, and it couldn't come out for a while. What's there to be afraid of?"
"Brother Zhang." At this time, Li Erchen asked him carefully from the side: "How about just stabbing the black blind man to death?"
"Why are you just risking a tiger to eat it? Is that possible?" Zhang Yuanmin burst into tears when he heard this, "Stab the inside to death, how do you get it out? By the time we cut down the tree, the bile will have been sucked away by the liver. , then what is the bear bile worth?”
"Second brother." Minister Li stretched out his hand to pull his brother and said to him: "It's true that there's nothing like that. We're all here. Just listen to Brother Zhang. Let's do whatever Brother Zhang tells us to do. .”
"Hey! That's right!" Zhang Yuanmin waved his hand and motioned Li Erchen to go to the Cangzi gate. Before he left, he encouraged the Li brothers, "You two just watch me today."
The Li brothers looked at each other, Minister Li winked at Li Erchen, and Li Erchen walked to the door of Cangzi reluctantly.
He squatted down and let Zhang Yuanmin step on his shoulders, and then Li Erchen stood up slowly, just in time to bring Zhang Yuanmin to the position of the Cangzi Gate.
"Get on the stick!" Zhang Yuanmin knew that the black bear was sleeping well in hibernation and could not move easily, so he shouted unscrupulously.
His courage really impressed the Li brothers.
Minister Li took an ash stick, raised it high and handed it to Zhang Yuanmin.
Zhang Yuanmin grabbed the stick and stretched his end into the tree hole.
Before coming, Zhang Yuanmin visited the spot several times, and he roughly estimated that when he inserted the entire stick, it would just be sticking out of the hole.
At this time, Minister Li handed over another stick with a wink.
Zhang Yuanmin took the sticks and did the same thing. After a while, he inserted all fifteen sticks.
With so many sticks inserted into the tree holes, they must not be gathered together in a regular manner, but must be crisscrossed.
This way, when the bear comes out, it has limited space to move between the sticks and is likely to get stuck.
"Give me the ax!" Zhang Yuanmin greeted again, and Minister Li hurriedly picked up another ash stick from the side. Only one end of the stick was tied with a rope to the mirror-faced axe.
Minister Li held up the stick and handed the ax to Zhang Yuanmin. Zhang Yuanmin untied the rope and held the ax in his hand, and immediately gave the order: "Minister, stab it!"
Minister Li didn't waste any time. He picked up the invasion knife that had been prepared and pierced it through the gap they had made.
The black bear inside is hibernating. It squats in the barn and sleeps more and more. The more it sleeps, the less it wants to move.
So even if it knew that there were three people busy at its door, it would not want to wake up.
But this time, they put the knife in.
puff!
There was a muffled sound, the knife was as sharp as meat, and the black bear roared inside, followed immediately by the sound of the collision of sticks in the tree hole.
At this time, Zhang Yuanmin became more energetic. He held the ax in both hands, gathered it on his shoulders, and stared at the barn door with bright eyes.
In the tree hole, there was a loud clanging sound of sticks, which lasted for about three minutes before the black bear's head appeared in front of the barn door.
When the black bear's head popped out, Minister Li below saw that Zhang Yuanmin still didn't take action, so he shouted anxiously: "Brother Zhang, chop it!"
But Zhang Yuanmin remained unmoved and stood ready with a big ax in hand. He was still waiting for the black bear to come forward.
He thought to himself: "No wonder Minister Li killed the bear, Xiazicang Shachacha, and didn't understand anything. Now that he has chopped down the bear, if it fell into a tree hole, wouldn't he have to cut down the tree to get it out?"
How long will it take to cut down a tree as thick as two people hugging each other? By the time it's cut, the bear's bile will be gone, so why bother buying it?
Under the anxious and fearful eyes of the Li brothers, both Black Bear's shoulders and head were sticking out, and Zhang Yuanmin could vaguely see the leucorrhea on his chest.
I saw that the big head of the black bear was only an elbow away from Zhang Yuanmin!
At this time, Zhang Yuanmin finally took action, raising his ax and striking it down with all his strength.
At the same time, he backed himself up with a loud curse.
"You idiot!"
"clang!"
But when the big ax struck, there was a "dang" sound!
Minister Li below could see it clearly and couldn't help but cursed: "What the hell..."
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