The Villain Will Become Stupid If He Doesn’t Pamper Me

At dinner time, Gu Han and Pei Xian each had their own misfortunes, and they had a lot of thoughts. They ate one meal at a time, and exchanged one from time to time. Coincidentally, you also want to die.

Wang Yan was silent: This cook can't ask for it, look at the wife and young masters are almost crying!

After dinner, Pei Xian played grass and takraw with Gu Cao Cao in the open space of the living room, throwing one ball after another and smashing his head, rushing Gu Cao Cao angrily "oh oh, oh ah".

As usual, Gu Han sat in the tearoom and talked to her mother.

"Mom, do you chase the stars, can you tell me what a brain powder is like?" Gu Han dragged his chair to his mother's side, "Is it as long as the forum shows well, Weibo chases every day, where is the propaganda? Where is it? "

Mrs. Gu raised her head from her mobile phone album with her elegant golden-rimmed reading glasses. "Brain remnants, brain remnants, as the name suggests, are brain-remnant. Those behaviors you said are normal and sane. Mothers can do it easily. . "

"So ... what kind of brain residual method can we become a brain residual powder?" Gu Han's hunger and thirst for knowledge.

Mrs. Gu froze slightly, thinking, you used to chase Xiao Yuhang is the standard brain disability, you still ask? However, this matter has been turned over, and others are envious of it, and she can't even talk about it as a mother.

"I'll tell you what else I don't know. Let's take our pursuit of love beans. Some people turned to love beans and stole underwear. They showed off on Weibo, some at the concert site, some broke into the star's house. Streaking, and oh ... "She pinched her fingers like several treasures.

Gu Han was stunned, grabbed his mother's hand and begged for mercy, "Mom, mom, this ... is it illegal to do this?"

"Oh, aren't you stupid? The brain is broken without brains! Are you afraid of breaking the law without brains? Isn't it strange?" She pulled out her sleeves and looked at her son who had never seen the world before. "And oh, Plastic surgery know how to cut? Make yourself exactly the same as Aidou. Some people were hacked for Aidou two days ago, and helped Aidou jump out of the building. Alas, mad!

Gu Han was pale and sweaty, and trembled like Parkinson.

Stealing pants, cutting wrists, streaking, plastic surgery, jumping ...

I rely! For 10 units of energy, I'm afraid I can't live!

When my mother refuses to acknowledge her, her wife remarries, and her son runs away from home. How is this different from bankruptcy?

"Caring for villain IQ system" task reminder:

[If the host abandons the active task, the system will judge it to be untrustworthy and deduct all remaining energy. The host can use the system prompt function. The prompt function consumes one kiss of "Envy Kiss" at a time. 】

Gu Han repeatedly tried his feet on the edge of the violation, and finally withdrew it, thinking, great! There are tips!

And I envy you for picking anything, that is, you can make yellow and kiss yourself, and you can kiss two and a half pounds at a time!

As it happens, Mrs. Gu received the video from Ermei and hurriedly rushed into the small study on the first floor.

Gu Han swaggered and walked behind Pei Xian, struck his chin, smiled evilly, "Envy, would you like to talk to your husband?"

He closed his eyes and pouted.

Pei Xian's mind is to meet Uncle Lei tomorrow, and is brewing Pei Pei personality.

He covered the rotten grass rattan ball in the mouth of Gu Haneng's hanging oil bottle. "Well, men are really such unbearable animals, indecent!"

Gu Han is stunned, back away a bit, yes, my family is envious! It ’s my family ’s envy that they are making yellow every day, except for yellow!

"Envy, kiss and kiss, and you will also receive a pro-fish tail when you finish kissing, or do you want to see an abs first?" He raised his home clothes like a personal trainer selling fitness classes, exposing a wheat-colored, firm and healthy skin.

Pei Xian's eyes glanced over his waist, and he swallowed. He was cold. "Well, there are thousands of men who have fallen under my leopard briefs. How can you get me as holy as an iceberg snow lotus?" Kiss? Dreaming! "

Gu Han: Nima! I'm your husband! I think you want to go to heaven!

Are you trying to sell underwear on Gu Cao Cao Weibo? Do thousands of men bow down? I think you were scared, right?

"Why? I was shocked by my stunning beauty to aphasia? Poor!" Pei Xian suddenly drew his chin, and Dan Huji's eyes were flowing with dangerous light.

After Gu Han's heart trembled for a while, he was numb by his shameless scalp. "Is your face made of rubber? How big can it be?"

Pei Xian pushed him on the sofa like a cheetah, and inserted his hands into his short hair. "Man, do you know what the price is to seduce me?"

Gu Han suddenly had an ominous premonition, struggling slightly, "Envy, envy, don't make a fool, my mother will come out at any time in the study!"

"Oh! It's too late to retreat, you will pay the price of DNA! Love me, are you afraid?" Pei Xian didn't give him a chance to run, and darted to hold his lower lip hard.

Gu Han screamed in his heart: afraid! Help me! Your son's DNA is not guaranteed!

Gu Boss's teeth were numb, and his lower lips were ruddy and slightly swollen, like an indecent yellow girl, squatting in the corner of the sofa, covering her mouth.

Ding!

"Caring for villain IQ system" task reminder:

[Get a kiss of "Envy", the host can start the task prompt once. 】

Pei Xian ’s lips were also red, and he turned his head, staring at Gu Han with the same hooligan eyes, and drank a saliva, “It ’s really fragrant!”

Then he led Gu Caocao, shook his hands, laughed, went upstairs proudly, and finally stepped on the slippers on the second floor staircase, "snapped" and fell a dog to eat shit!

Gu Han left scared: No, this is not my family's soft and soft, cute and envious! !! This is the devil!

At this time, Mrs. Gu came out after playing the video, and saw her son squatting on the sofa, his lips red and swollen, as if stung by a dog.

"Han Han, how did you do that? Have you been kissed?"

Gu Han closed her eyes and shed tears of flesh / body and soul, defiled from the inside out!

Before going to bed, Pei Xian was immersed in Pei Pei's personality, who was ruthless, unruly, and evil.

Keep himself strictly in the room, leaving only a llama, staring at him with a perverted look.

Gu Han wiped her tears of humiliation, exhausted herself physically and mentally, climbed to bed, and finally opened the "Caring for the Villain IQ System" shaking hands to redeem task reminders.

"Caring for villain IQ system" task reminder:

[Please complete it within ten minutes. In the "Snowball" competition rankings, reward the "camel washers" and become their bounty tyrant! Countdown starts: 00:09:53]

Gu Han's pores are wide open, the fly rubs his hands, and I'm so good at spending money! Come on "Camel Wash" Dad to take care of you!

He quickly opened the forum and was surprised to find that the envy id had been unblocked, and he couldn't care about using his name to reward his face. After all, time was limited.

"Snowball" has a maximum of 10,000 single-time rewards, unlimited times.

So far, the amount of rewards obtained by the "camel washers" has not exceeded five digits, and other players are few.

Gu Han was fully absorbed in dropping the first "limiting bomb" worth 10,000. Boom! The full version of "Snowball" blossoms, with golden firework effects, bright red text prompts, and flamboyantly flutters in front of everyone!

Then there is another one! Full version is boiling!

[Wife, come out and come and see, money is coming! 】

[Look at the local tyrant, I'm the child you've been separated for years! 】

【Ah! A bite of cucumber upstairs drunk two pounds, right? Funny! father! I am here! Your son, daughter-in-law, grandson and granddaughter are all short of money! Dad! 】

【ignorance! The nine digits of the "camel wash" account, this behavior is tantamount to humiliation! 】

At the same time, Pei Xian got into the bed and just finished chatting with Lu Yilan on WeChat, and when he was on the forum, he was blown up with money and his screen was full of money!

He rubbed his eyes to see the rolling scarlet carefully:

["Xianxian" threw a "Limiter" to the "Camel Washer", the daily limit! Along the way! 】

Wait, is Mr. Gu crazy at night? Why give a reward for "camel washers"? Still shot so crazy?

At first glance, the name "camel washer" is a big-handed guy. What charm makes him like a drug addict? ?

Do you **** spend money for someone other than me? you are dead!

Lu Yilan, who was also shocked before going to bed, sent a message:

[Who the **** is "envy"? Doesn't he dislike "camel washers"? A little strange. 】

Pei Xian looked coldly at the fireworks on the screen. There was no stopping for five minutes, and there was an increasingly dense trend. It was easy to turn around late at night and rush into the dead end.

Gu Han didn't know that he was a "camel washer", nor did he know that the "envy" id had been exposed. Rounding off this **** was a deceptive proof!

Pei Xian's sorrow could not be confided. He grabbed his mobile phone and responded to Lu Yilan:

["Envy" is my husband, he is performing derailment in front of me now! 】

Lu Yilan is estimated to have crashed and crashed, and it took me a long time to send a sentence:

[No, this is too serious, right? ? ? Do n’t think about it! 】

Pei Xian sneered:

[If you are my wife, I have a wall in the middle of the night and I pay people, 110,000, and I have n’t stopped for five minutes. What do you think? 】

Buddhist single dog Lu Yilan is angry:

[You **** not only derailed, but also transferred assets! 】

[No, it's not like that, Pei Xian, you have to calm down! 】

Pei Xian gritted his teeth in the cold white light:

[Calm a glass ball! My husband is going to run! Going to run with others! !! 】

Here the dog bites Wang Ba, who can't find his way around. The Linhu Villa, the middle-aged and the elderly, has no sleepiness.

Tomorrow I will meet my elder son, who is full of dna energy in his blood vessels and sleeps unconsciously.

So, he opened the "snowball" and wanted to relive his son's brilliant record.

When I opened the phone, I thought it was blown up, and I was almost blind!

A closer look turns out to be someone giving a prize for "camel washers"?

Good guy! There are so many men carrying my baby in this world! It's time for sharks!

He quickly called the personal secretary: "Within three minutes of calling 'Snowball', he immediately opened a channel for a million rewards."

The secretary went silent, and quickly notified the boss that everything was ready and you could start performing.

Lei Hai smiled coldly, "I want to see, which poor ghost is playing in front of my baby!"

With that said, his Majesty's five million rewards exclusive program.

Gu Han is comfortable and relaxed. The task has entered the countdown. In the last five seconds, you can complete "Bazhongzhongba" and win one brain!

In the last second, a huge golden firework suddenly erupted on the screen, completely covering out the 10,000 pieces of fireworks effect by Gu Han. Colorful cool special fonts jumped from the top of the screen to the center of the screen and scrolled back and forth:

["Love From Dad" Throws Five Million To "Camel Washers", Poverty Retreats! 】

Ding!

"Caring for villain IQ system" task reminder:

[The host consumes a kiss of "Envy", redeems the task prompt, the task fails, please host to continue! 】

Gu Han: "..."