The Troubleshooting Diary at Hogwarts

Hogsmeade has been deserted this year due to the Dementors, but the Joko Joke Shop and Honey Duke are always full of people.

Today there is a big order to discuss Christmas supplies with Mr. Joko, so the four Zhu Yi decided to go to work first! But when they passed Honey Duke, Joie was completely attracted by the marshmallow in the window that made her hair float when she was eaten, and she lay there like a strong sticker frog stuck to the window glass, dead and alive unwilling to leave.

"You irresponsible proprietress! Today unless your mother comes, I will definitely get rid of your stinky problem!" Yi's arm scolded angrily.

Fred and George took two steps back together silently, holding back a smile as they watched the two girls compete.

"Mom! Mom! You are my mom!" Zhu Yi screamed flatteringly, "Mom let me buy some candy! Please!"

Fumira is about to be **** off, why is this girl so shameless? ! When she smiled, the strength in her hand was naturally lighter, Zhu Yi easily broke free, and scurried into the store like a loach.

Fred was about to suffocate his laughter. He had expected this to happen, so he had to stand up and apologize to the helpless Fumira: " Oh, I'm so sorry, Miss! You and George will discuss the order, and we'll see you with three brooms in a minute!" After saying yes, Fred got into the store at about the same speed as Jue, and didn't give Fumira at all. Opportunity to oppose.

What else can Fumira say? The friend you choose, you have to pamper you even on your knees! She could only be sullen at the Duke of Honey's protégé, and then leave in a dignified manner amid George's "babble" laughter from time to time.

If that girl doesn't remember to buy her a marshmallow, they'll break up! Fumira secretly swore in her heart.

Juey in the Honey Duke store has squeezed into the marshmallow window with her strong action, and the marshmallow has been eyed by many people. As soon as the clerk opened the window, many hands stretched out together. Jue only caught a golden one, which is not good! Fumira loves green!

Juey's smash, smash, his eyes quietly swept over the students who had gotten the marshmallows, just in time to see Hufflepuff's Chaser Paul Holding a green marshmallow, she quickly approached him, patted his shoulder, grabbed his marshmallow as soon as he turned around, and ran away.

"Joey Forrester! That's mine!" Paul roared angrily, as he was about to retrieve the marshmallow he finally got , was blocked by the tall Fred.

"Hey, Paul, you can chase my girlfriend too?" Fred giggled and easily blocked Paul's movements, "She's not a Quaffle. ."

Paul watched helplessly as Zhu Yi paid quickly and rushed out of the store, making faces at him outside the store. He was so angry that he jumped, but there was nothing he could do. He could only grit his teeth and said, "You pair of robbers!"

"Hahaha, goodbye!" Fred gave him a wink before rushing to meet his girlfriend.

Juey strolled on the street with a marshmallow in her hand and Fred, she insisted that she must eat with Fumira.

"Fumira is so awkward, if I didn't accompany her, she certainly wouldn't risk ruining her image by eating this! What a waste, she I'll miss a wonderful funny thing!" Zhu Yi plausibly said.

When they were about to get to the three brooms, Fred stopped suddenly, pointed to the man coming out of a bookstore and said to Jue: "Look, that Isn't it Filch? How could he go to the bookstore?"

Zhu Yi was concerned that the marshmallow would not be blown away by the wind, and said indifferently, "Maybe it might be to buy some housework books."

Fred thought it made sense, so he stopped paying attention to Filch's whereabouts. But when they got to the three brooms, they found that it was already full of people. Harry and the others were also inside, and Hermione beckoned them through the glass to invite them in, but Juey was afraid that too many people inside would accidentally touch her marshmallows, so she refused.

She and Fred stood near the Three Broomsticks for a while before Fumira and George, and from the looks on their faces it was obvious that Shanzi was talking very good!

"You have a conscience!" Fumira took the marshmallows from Zhu Yi's tribute, hesitating and not knowing where to start, and was a little worried about herself It's disrespectful to have her hair stand up.

Juyi didn't care so much, she just ripped off the marshmallow and stuffed it into her mouth, the soft and sweet taste was absolutely amazing! Then she could obviously feel her hair swaying and fluttering, turning her head into a big fluffy ball!

"Cool!" Fred and George applauded, and Joey is more like a lioness! Hahaha!

"Hahahahaha, it's so interesting! Fumira, try it!" Zhu Yi excitedly urged Fumira with her new hairstyle.

Fumira wanted to refuse, but a rebellion suddenly aroused in her heart, why didn't she try to break her own principles? She looked at the marshmallow in her hand, listening to the laughter of Zhu Yi and the twins in her ears, she closed her eyes and took a big bite of the marshmallow.

Sweet! So easy! Fumira felt like there was a crack in the cage that trapped her, and an emotion called ease floated along with her hair.

She opened her eyes slowly, seeing Zhu Yi and the twins looking at her in surprise, shyly said, "What are you looking at?"

"Fumira, you too have become a lioness."

Three Broomsticks don’t even think about going in, Zhu Yi and the others decided to go to the Pig’s Head Bar, where there won’t be so many customers, although it’s a bit rude to say that.

Juey and Fumira's hairstyles attracted a lot of attention on the road, but it was disappointing that it didn't last until the end, and they walked into the pig's head bar By then, the hair had returned to its original shape.

"You guys can make an improved version, I've already thought about the name, it's called Bang Bang Candy, ha ha ha!" Jue and Fred went to order together Butterbeer still rambles.

Fred took four beers from the dirty hands of the owner of the Hog's Head bar.

"What's that?" Zhu Yi asked, pointing to the two glasses of red still smoking liquid next to the bar.

"Two flaming lizard cocktails, someone ordered them just now and didn't want them! These people are stupid with money!" A glass of cocktail is poured into the sink.

Ju Yi first reached out to save the two cups, smiled and said, "Why don't you give it to us, I can pay."

"They have already paid for them, you can take them if you want!" Said, "But this thing is powerful! I don't think you can!"

Juey's unrepentant temper came up, and he turned around and left with two cocktails in his hand!

"Don't be a bad thing if you drink too much!" The boss warned her from behind, Fred thanked him and returned to his seat with a smile.

The two girls who were more interested in this cocktail turned out to be two girls, Fred and George were powerless to stop and could only stare at the two girls as if drinking sugar water I drank two cocktails in one gulp.

"It should have really added the blood of fire lizards, this boss's bartending skills are good!" Fumira commented on the taste between her lips and teeth. She originally despised this dirty and shabby bar, but now it seems that there are hidden dragons and crouching tigers!

Juey couldn't say anything insightful, just nodded and said, "Fumira is right!" She felt her body It's all hot, and my brain is slowly a little fluttering, and I'm a little excited, hehe!

Fred They didn't notice Jue's appearance, because they saw Filch secretly talking to a wretched wizard, and the two It wasn't a pleasant conversation, but in the end the wizard handed Filch a slender thing wrapped in rags. Filch squeezed and put it into his pocket with satisfaction.

"What are you saying he's buying? Oh! It hurts!" Fred asked, without taking his eyes off Filch, and asked next to Joey, then he His ears were bitten off!

George and Fumira looked in shock at Fred, who was biting his ear by the smirking Jue, and made a "wow" sound at the same time.

Fred did not dare to push Jue away, so he could only ask Fumira and George for help. In the end, Fumira forcibly opened Zhu Yi's mouth to save Fred's poor ear.

"Are you alright, Zhu Yi?" Fumira wiped the saliva from her hands on Zhu Yi, patted Zhu Yi's face and asked.

"It's fine! I can still drink it!" Zhu Yi shouted excitedly, patting the table, "Hurry up! Another pot of wine!"

"She drank too much." Fumira said calmly to George and Fred, "Let's go back to school."

"I don't want to go back to school!" Zhu Yi flexibly climbed from the chair to the table and squatted, holding Fred's face and said, "I'm going Dear place!"

Fumira wanted to pull Jue down, but she was strongly resisted, Jue kept screaming while holding Fred's head : "I'm going to the place to kiss! That first, shameful place!"

Felch had noticed the mess here, shoved a few Galleons into the wizard's hand, and quickly left the bar.

The bar owner came over impatiently, and said to Fred whose hair was rubbed like a chicken coop: "Just take her! I'm making trouble here! The wine is so bad!"

The drunk Jue was as stubborn as the sober Jue, and didn't clamber off the table until Fred loudly agreed to take her there.

"You guys go back to school first, I'll take her to that place." Fred's tone was helpless and his expression was awkward. Of course he knew what Jue was talking about...

Fumira was very concerned about this "shy" place, she was afraid that Zhu Yi would suffer, but she was forcibly dragged away by George before she could speak.

"You're not really her mother." She couldn't refute George's words.

Juyi didn't seem to be drunk at all except for giggling all the way. She kept urging Fred to hurry up, not knowing what they were going to catch.

The two of them soon came to the familiar abandoned corridor. The vines on the broken wall were more lush than that winter, and the green leaves had just turned yellow. meandering along the wall.

Juey stood in front of the broken wall and waved to Fred with a smile: "Come here!"

Fred really didn't know what she was going to do when she was drunk, he smiled and shook his head and walked over, but he was shoved by Zhu Yi before he could stand still He hit the broken wall, and then the girl rushed over very proudly, stood up on tiptoe and hugged his neck and pulled down, kissed his lips fiercely, and muttered: "That's how you kissed me last time. right!"

She sucked his lips clumsily, and Fred recovered from the surprise of being pushed down, and without hesitation, he tasted what was left between her teeth. Cocktail fragrance... At this time, the exceptionally brave Zhu Yi is not to be outdone, and desperately sticks to him, actively trying to counteract the opponent's plunder...

After the two left each other's lips breathlessly, Zhu Yi raised her head to look at Fred, her eyes seemed to be burning with flames, and her face flushed, she reached out her hand As soon as he touched it, he laughed and said, "It's as round as the last time I saw it, hahaha!"

Fred was really stunned this time.

Juey laughed even more happily, she pushed the foolish Fred to sit on the wall, kissed his lips again, and little by little Biting his chin, he murmured, "Did you bite me like this last time..."

Fred had already reacted. He was hilariously waiting for his girlfriend to do something else, but he was provoked by his own disappointment. She hugged her fiercely and said in a low voice, "My dear, I didn't touch you like this..."

Juey raised her head, looked at him suspiciously, looked at him, tilted her head, lay on top of him and fell asleep...

Fred was dumbfounded, the fire was full of fire nowhere to burn, he bit Zhu Yi's red face, and said angrily: "Juey Frey Sturt!"

The author has something to say:

New Year's Eve! New Year's coming soon! 2022 is approaching, can my income increase to 100?

I swear to get 100, I will make another wonderful one before midnight! Hahaha! I'm thinking about fart... the author is crazy, ignore her...

I can't do anything about it anymore, I've already changed it for an afternoon...I'll see you on Weibo "cute little dumplings", I hope you know...