The System Let Me Go Fortune Telling

Chapter 184 Is This King Wrong? (2nd more seeking subscription)

The solution Wu Jun thought of was very simple.

Make something with a button and record a few words in it.

When Da Hei wants to talk, he only needs to tap the button to automatically play a sentence, just like a child’s toy.

Although not very advanced, he can only think of such an idea now.

He first found a repairer, said his own idea, and the master said it was okay, and then the two of them worked together to design.

In the end they decided to make a vocal strap that could be tied to Da Hei’s leg. The strap was equipped with several buttons, each button corresponding to a sentence.

Wu Jun felt that five sentences were almost the same, no matter how dark they were, they might not be able to understand them.

So he bought a lot of materials according to the request, and found a tailor to sew it. It was not until after noon that he finished the two pronunciation tapes.

When he got home, Da Hei greeted him all the way.

“Now you listen to me,” Wu Jun said to Da Hei with a pronunciation tape, “this thing allows you to say five sentences.”

Barking!

Da Hei yelled twice in excitement immediately, and it seemed that he was very satisfied.

Then we should consider which five sentences to record.

Dahei’s first contact with this thing must not be too complicated, so let’s start with civilized language.

Hello, thank you, goodbye, these three most basic.

So he turned on the recording switch and recorded these three words first.

“Listen well,” Wu Jun said to Da Hei while holding the pronunciation tape, “When someone comes, you press number 1, which is hello. At this time, you have to sit down and stretch out your paws to shake hands.”

Da Hei immediately sat down and raised a paw.

“By the way, go on. Someone will give you something to eat. You should press number 2. Thank you. You have to nod at this time.”

Da Hei nodded with his tongue out.

“When someone wants to leave, press number 3. Goodbye, you have to wave your claws, like this.”

Dahei followed Wu Jun’s way and waved his paw.

After teaching, Wu Jun disrupted the order and tested it several times. With Da Hei’s cleverness, he quickly mastered it all.

The remaining two are naturally a deterrent, which can play a role in the event of a bad person.

So he said to Dahei again: “When you meet a bad person, just like the situation last night, you press number 4,’Don’t move, raise your hand’. At this time, you have to be a little bit fierce.”

Da Hei immediately showed his sharp teeth, and a low growl from his throat.

Wu Jun patted his head with satisfaction: “Yes, that’s it.”

There was the last one left, and Wu Jun felt that he should give it a personalized term.

“If you want to despise someone, just press number 5 and cut–.”

Da Hei immediately tilted his head and looked at Wu Jun with slanted eyes, so that Wu Jun wanted to beat him.

Okay, it’s done.

Wu Jun tied the belt to it, Da Hei pressed it a few times in excitement, and every time it made a sound, it made a corresponding action, just like a child getting a new toy for the first time and having fun.

Jasmine stared blankly when she watched. How could this black Dage have a master’s voice? It seemed so funny, I really want one too!

So it also came to Wu Jun and rubbed his calf with a huge dog’s head.

Wu Jun had expected that he would want it too, and was already prepared.

But Jasmine was not as smart as Da Hei. After teaching it for a long time, she still couldn’t tell which key should be, what posture, and what action.

In the end, Wu Jun gave up. It was just for fun, as long as he was happy, so he recorded the first four for him, and when he could understand, he would record personalized words for him.

As a result, the guy pressed back and forth, feeling that his own voice was one less than that of Da Hei, and suddenly he was unhappy, biting Wu Jun’s trousers and dragging it out.

After dragging it to a tent in the woods outside, Jasmine let go.

Wu Jun looked at the dilapidated tent and the motorcycle covered with oilcloth next to him, and frowned.

This belongs to the old madman, right? What does Jasmine mean to bring him here?

At this time, the old madman got out of the tent, and when he saw Wu Jun, his eyes were fixed on his chest, but when he saw Jasmine and Da Hei, he didn’t dare to make a mistake.

Jasmine whispered at him, and then looked at Wu Jun eagerly.

It wants to record the voice of an old lunatic?

Wu Jun thinks this is too ridiculous. Whose voice is not good for you, so you use a lunatic?

Could it be that last night, when he saw the old madman laughing “hehehe”, he almost scared the three thieves into the street, thinking that his laughter was very powerful?

He couldn’t help but touched his forehead, just record it, and just ask it not to press it often.

So he said to the old madman: “You smile, I’ll buy you cigarettes.”

The old madman looked at him unknownly, showing an ugly smile.

“Not to laugh like that, but to laugh hehe.”

“Hey-hey.”

“It’s not hehe, but hehe… smile.”

The old madman looked at Wu Jun like a lunatic, but for the sake of cigarettes, he finally let out a long smile like a sign.

Wu Jun couldn’t help but feel cold behind his back, not to mention that the voice suddenly sounded, it was indeed quite terrifying.

If Jasmine is an individual, she is probably a horror movie lover.

“Yes, it’s the sound,” Wu Jun unwinded Jasmine’s pronunciation tape, “Come on, laugh again.”

Old lunatic:…

After completing Jasmine’s last recording, Wu Jun gave the old lunatic two hundred yuan and then let them play by themselves.

But he went home quickly, this delay was about to pass, and he had to hurry up.

…

Wei Han looked at his mobile phone, it was almost time for get off work, and he was about to pack his things and go home, when two dogs came to him.

Just about to ask them if they still want to eat kebabs, Da Hei took a beat to the pronunciation: “Hello!”

Then he stretched out a paw to him.

Wei Han takes a step toward retreated, what’s the situation?

Why does this dog speak suddenly, and it is still the voice of the master?

He looked around, not seeing the master.

At this time, Da Hei took another shot: “Hello!”

This time Wei Han saw the clue, it turned out that something on his leg was making a sound.

In other words, this dog is really smart, he can use electronic devices to express his intentions, and he expresses it accurately!

This should be the idea that the master came up with, what a genius.

So he stretched out his hand and shook Da Hei friendly.

At this time, Jasmine also learned to look like a big black, and took a beat to the pronunciation: “Hey hey…”

Wei Han:…

Wei Han retreated three steps, this f*ck is going to be terrifying!

Jasmine tilted her head and looked at the paw hanging in the air, feeling a little embarrassed.

Did the king press the wrong one?

…

After several days of hard work, the framework of Caolu finally got up.

Wu Jun took out a pile of grass from the house, preparing to make a row of grass.

“Master, are you tired?” Qin Xiaoyu brought two plates of fragrant cakes and a drink, “Would you like to rest for a while and try my new tiramisu.”

Wu Jun put down the grass in his hand, clapped his hands, and sat down on the grass.

“thank you.”

Wu Jun took a piece and put it in his mouth. It was fragrant, sweet and soft, with a hint of coffee. It tasted good.

Recently, this girl doesn’t have to spend too much time taking care of the vegetable garden. The baking technology can be said to have made rapid progress. The individual types of pastries have reached the level of a cake shop.

It seems that in two months, she will be able to open a shop.

Qin Xiaoyu smiled sweetly: “Master thinks it tastes good.”

At this time, Da Hei and Jasmine also ran over. Jasmine looked at the cake on the plate, her eyes a little unable to move away.

Tan Xiaoyu smiled and gave Da Hei a piece and Jasmine a plate.

Dahei: Thank you!

“what!”

Tan Xiaoyu was taken aback, and looked at Da Hei with his eyes open inconceivably, and then at Wu Jun: “Master, Da He can speak!”

Wu Jun: “…It’s just a tape recorder.”

“Ah? Was it a tape recorder?” Tan Xiaoyu blushed and patted her chest. “I thought Da Hei could talk, and it scared me a lot.”

“By the way, I’m still baking cakes.”

Tan Xiaoyu turned and left.

Dahei: Goodbye!

Jasmine, who was still eating the cake, quickly patted the pronunciation tape: Don’t move, raise your hand!

Qin Xiaoyu became stiff, immediately stood still and raised both hands.

Wu Jun almost squirted the cake out of his mouth and hurriedly let her go.

Looking at Jasmine with a blank face, Wu Jun also Didn’t know whether to laugh or cry.

The comprehension ability of this guy is really much worse than that of Da Hei. It seems that it is empty and I need to teach it well.