The straight man in the entertainment circle

Spring Festival Gala stage.

23:16 minutes.

Hosts Zhu Jing and Wang Min took to the sub-stage.

Zhu Jing: "Thank you! Thank you everyone!"

Wang Min: "The atmosphere at the venue today is really lively. I feel like there are tens of thousands of spectators at the venue."

Zhu Jing: “We did have tens of thousands of spectators at the venue.”

Everyone laughs.

Wang Min: "For those who are watching on TV or online, the right way to start watching the Spring Festival Gala this year is to chat about the Spring Festival Gala on Weibo. It is interesting to chat while watching."

Zhu Jing: "Speaking of Weibo, I also posted a Weibo today. I said that I miss the dumplings made by my mother at the moment."

Wang Min: "I saw it. I also saw someone criticizing you."

Zhu Jing smiled and said, "Hey, don't mention it."

Wang Min: "Do you want to know how netizens criticized Zhu Jing?"

The audience below shouted "I want to".

Wang Min laughed and said: "Some netizens criticized Zhu Jing, saying that Zhu Jing had a fake holiday, and his parents also gave birth to a fake son, who is not seen every year during the New Year."

Zhu Jing said: "My parents are very proud of me for hosting the Spring Festival Gala."

Wang Min said: "Yeah, I don't think this netizen is cruel to others."

Zhu Jing smiled bitterly and said, "Then how cruel do you want to be?"

Wang Min smiled and said: "Well...at least you have to be like Lin Li to quarrel with others. Speaking of Lin Li, there is also him in this year's Spring Festival Gala. Why don't you let him come up and quarrel with you?"

There was a roar of applause from below.

Zhu Jing said with a bitter face: "Everyone, please forgive me, but speaking of Lin Li's insults, I seem to have heard that he insulted people again online not long ago."

Wang Min: "Yes, many people know about this. Some people are cheating under the guise of Chinese Kung Fu. Lin Li faked it."

Zhu Jing: "This is a beautiful thing, but I know that after this incident, the image of Chinese Kung Fu has been seriously damaged. Many netizens said they no longer believe in Chinese Kung Fu."

Wang Min said: "So, Lin Li is here today, and he wants to rectify the name of Chinese Kung Fu!"

The two hosts looked at each other, then looked at the camera, and said in unison: "Let us welcome Lin Li and bring "Chinese Kung Fu"!"

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Lin Li was already standing on the main stage, surrounded by dozens of martial arts teenagers.

They had taken their positions a minute ago, and when the host mentioned Lin Li, the curtain of the main stage opened.

After the two hosts announced Lin Li's song together, the camera switched to the main stage, and the big drums on both sides of the main stage started beating.

Lin Li made some adjustments to this song.

Although the original song is exciting and exciting, it is a bit monotonous. The lyrics and melody will not be changed, but the accompaniment of the instrument has been added.

The big drum in the prelude becomes more powerful, and cymbals and gongs are also added to it, making the rhythm more powerful and rich, and full of traditional Chinese musical instrument style.

As soon as the prelude started, dozens of martial arts teenagers in the audience all began to practice martial arts in unison.

What they were doing was their daily practice routine. Although the movements were simple, they were uniform, full of power, and quite impressive.

The big screen behind the stage was playing the movie trailer of "The Grandmaster".

Although the Spring Festival Gala has never advertised any movies, it will not promote albums or movies of celebrities just because a certain star comes to participate in the Spring Festival Gala.

But Zhang Dashong has a very good relationship with the Spring Festival Gala program team, and has been the artistic director of several Spring Festival Galas. This "The Grandmaster" is a movie starring Lin Li, and it goes well with the song "Chinese Kung Fu" sung by Lin Li, so Zhang Dashong's movie promotion After the development company sponsored some advertising fees, the director team agreed to play the movie trailer of "The Grandmaster" on the big screen while Lin Li sang this song.

Lin Li was wearing a wireless headset microphone, dressed in white, and standing with his hands behind his back. It was the first time that everyone saw Lin Li's costume, and they were extremely stunning.

Lin Li slowly performed Tai Chi's wild horse parting mane move to the accompaniment.

Although it is just a simple parting of the mane of a wild horse, when Lin Li plays it, it gives people a sense of beauty, and a kind of momentum that slowly follows the palm of the hand, instead of the weak feeling like the old people in the park.

Almost at the same time, Lin Li began to sing:

Lying like a bow

Standing like a pine

Sit like a bell without moving or shaking

Walking with a gust of wind

South Fist and North Kick

Shaolin Wudang Kung Fu

Tai Chi Bagua Lian Zhang

China has magical powers

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Lin Li sang slowly and moved his hands slowly, but there was a hint of heroic demeanor in his singing and movements.

After singing this section, Lin Li also finished playing Tai Chi and put it away.

Suddenly, a martial arts boy next to him threw a red-tasseled gun to Lin Li.

The accompaniment sped up, and suddenly there was a sense of fierce and solemn killing.

After Lin Li received the spear, he turned around. When he came to his senses, the calm and elegant knight image he had just now was gone. His eyes were fixed, and his whole body looked like a general who was about to draw blood on the battlefield with his sword.

Lin Li turned his wrist, and the spear spun around him like lightning, as if a ball of fire was burning around Lin Li.

Lin Li's skill made the people below applauded.

After Lin Li turned around for a while, he began to perform a set of Yue family's marksmanship. The marksmanship was sharp and dazzling, but Lin Li's mouth was still singing with a steady breath.

Sweep a large area with a stick

Pick a line

As light as a swallow in the clouds

We are so proud

External training of muscles, bones and skin

Take a breath inside

Be strong and soft and never bow your head

We have heaven and earth in our hearts

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This section of the lyrics was sung in the form of a recitation, and the young martial arts practitioners on the stage also made "hey" and "ha" practicing sounds during each section when Lin Li finished singing. The huge sound set off this section of the lyrics, making it extremely grand.

Some singers at the scene were shocked when they heard Lin Li sing this part.

The reason was simple. They could tell that Lin Li was really singing this time.

It is very difficult for a singer to sing and dance at the same time. On the Spring Festival Gala stage, if you really want to sing and dance, you must lip-sync to avoid a car accident. But Lin Li is really singing, and he is doing such a violent dance. Under the martial arts moves, he can still sing with ease, and there is no gasping sound at all. This singing skill is simply invincible.

After Lin Li performed a set of marksmanship, he kicked the red tassel spear far away. The spear trembled and turned in the air. After drawing a beautiful arc, the spear landed in the corner of the stage and was picked up by the young martial arts practitioner at the farthest end of the stage. He took the spear and took the red tassel spear off the stage.

When everyone saw Lin Li's scene, they cheered in unison.

This is really a bold act for an expert. If something goes wrong, this kick will go wrong, especially if the red-tasseled gun flies off the stage, it will be the biggest stage accident in the Spring Festival Gala in so many years.

The director of the Spring Festival Gala was obviously full of confidence in Lin Li when he allowed Lin Li to do this move on the stage. The director of the Spring Festival Gala and Lin Li had never met before. With this kind of trust, it seemed that Lin Li showed his skills to them during the rehearsal. , they must have completely conquered them before they would let go.

Everyone breathed a sigh of relief, and the accompaniment also softened from the rapid drum beat just now.

Lying like a bow

Standing like a pine

Sit like a bell without moving or shaking

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Lin Li continued to sing the main song. This time it was a fight with several young martial arts practitioners. Although it was a routine, Lin Li's several cartwheels and high kicks were still very exciting to watch.

Moreover, Lin Li's breathing was still the same, without any gasping sound.

Singing and dancing singers can't hear the sound of breathing, and they are so praised. Lin Li's cartwheel and high kick, there is no breath, it is simply unbelievable.

Lin Li's outrageous breath control made everyone present feel that Lin Li was lip-syncing this time.

Only a few particularly professional singers could tell that Lin Li was definitely singing.

Then the accompaniment suddenly sped up, and another martial arts boy threw a long sword to Lin Li.

Lin Li was as powerful as a frightened dragon. The silver light on his sword suddenly burst out, rippling like water waves, like a snake or an eagle, swimming and soaring. The sword's intention was majestic.

People present looked at Lin Li's swordsmanship and all praised him.

When Lin Li was practicing swordsmanship, he still sang calmly:

Qingfeng sword in hand

Just look at the two swords

An expert in kung fu takes action

He knows if there is

Hands are two doors

There is a root under your feet

Nurtured by water and soil from all directions

Our Chinese martial arts soul

Oriental one-stop

Sons and daughters are like heroes

The sky is high and the wind is far away from all sides

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After singing this, Lin Li put away his sword and sang calmly:

China has magical power

China has magical power

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The last two sentences "China has magical power", Lin Li's voice came out loudly and gushed out, arousing the national pride in the hearts of everyone sitting there, and they all applauded!

Since Yan Fangfang, Xu Bo, Lei Wei, Wang Yilong and others have come to light, many people have been disappointed with Chinese Kung Fu. However, Lin Li, who has personally torn apart the hypocritical cloak of Chinese Kung Fu "masters", is now on the stage of the Spring Festival Gala. The name of Chinese Kung Fu is rectified!

Moreover, Lin Li personally practiced Tai Chi, marksmanship and swordsmanship. Each set of moves was amazing and breathtaking. It was more exciting than the movements shot and edited in the movie. In addition, the young martial arts practitioners behind Lin Li instantly made people see it. The charm of Chinese Kung Fu has restored confidence in Chinese Kung Fu.

There is nothing wrong with Chinese Kung Fu. The only ones that have problems are those with evil intentions!

When the accompaniment ended, the audience stood up and applauded!

Lin Li's song is majestic and heroic, and his martial arts movements are even more majestic, elegant and elegant, which is not only a listening pleasure, but also a visual pleasure.

Everyone stood up to pay tribute because they found national confidence in Lin Li's song. It has been a long time since we heard such an inspiring song.

Lin Li hugged the audience and left the stage amidst the applause of the audience.

After coming off the stage, Lin Li took photos with the martial arts teenagers who were on stage together and signed autographs for them. He was busy non-stop.

At this time, on the Spring Festival Gala stage, Zhao Hongsi's sketch came on stage immediately after Lin Li's program.

This sketch is called "I Helped You".

It is about an enthusiastic young man who kindly helped an old man who fell down, but the old man said that he was the one who hit him. The two of them fought with each other in a battle of wits and laughter.

This skit reflects the current social phenomenon and is the most common type of Spring Festival Gala sketches. However, skits like the Spring Festival Gala naturally promote positive energy, and the ending must be happy. After seeing more indifferent passers-by, the old man is moved by the young people. , took the initiative to admit his mistake, and the young man gained the love of the old man's daughter.

In this sketch, Zhao Hongsi also wanted to praise his new apprentice named Jia Teng. Jia Teng played the role of a young man, while Zhao Hongsi played the role of an old man who fell.

At the beginning, it was Jateng who came on the scene, pushing a broken bicycle, which he had hit into a tree due to his meddling.

After Jia Teng came on stage and talked about the embarrassments he had encountered because of his nosy nature, Zhao Hongsi appeared on the stage.

Zhao Hongsi made a falling action when he appeared on the stage. Zhao Hongsi is 68 years old this year. During the rehearsal, the wrestling movements were all just a matter of time. The main thing was to rehearse the rhythm and lines.

But now that it was the Spring Festival Gala stage, Zhao Hongsi naturally wanted to be more realistic, so in this wrestling appearance, Zhao Hongsi slightly adjusted his center of gravity and fell to the ground.

As a result, Zhao Hongsi didn't step firmly on his foot and slipped directly. Zhao Hongsi fell down with a "bang" sound.

This scared Jia Teng quite a lot. If the teacher is such an old man, it would not be a joke if something happened to him.

Originally, Jia Teng just looked back, then hesitated for a while, gritted his teeth and said he would no longer meddle in other people's business, walked away for a while, and finally came back when he heard Zhao Hongsi screaming in pain.

But Zhao Hongsi's fall made the audience on tenterhooks. They couldn't figure out for a while whether Zhao Hongsi really fell or was acting. But at this time, Jia Teng on the stage was frightened by Zhao Hongsi's fall. He threw away his bicycle and ran to Zhao Hongsi, squatting down to check.

Fortunately, Jia Teng's stage experience was pretty good. He didn't ask the master to speak, but just shouted: "Old man, how are you?"

Zhao Hongsi did have a serious fall, and his bones were old. His face was ugly, but he still knew that he was on the Spring Festival Gala stage, and he glanced at Jia Teng complainingly.

Only then did Jia Teng realize that he had made a mistake...

At this time, the rhythm of the two people was completely messed up. Although Zhao Hongsi had rich stage experience, he fell hard and the pain caused him to forget his words. Jia Teng was because he had made a mistake just now and was attending the Spring Festival Gala for the first time. He seemed a little flustered.

Both of them said a lot of lines that were not in the rehearsal, and then took over them.

The audience below couldn't tell what was wrong, and even thought the two acted quite realistically, but at this time, everyone in the Spring Festival Gala directing team exploded.

It’s close to midnight now. Zero o’clock for the Spring Festival Gala is the most important moment. Every year during the Spring Festival Gala, we must step on the dot to tell the time. The ten seconds of the countdown will cost nearly one billion in naming fees. Even CCTV cannot ignore it. thing.

"Director, Teacher Zhao's sketch was delayed by a minute and a half."

There were staff members in the director's control room watching the time and reporting anxiously to the director's briefing.

"There are now 22 minutes and 08 seconds left before midnight. After the performance of the next three programs, plus the sponsor's words in the middle, according to the statistics during the rehearsal, it will take 22 minutes and 02 seconds, and only 6 seconds are left... "

"After the last show, the countdown started, and the host didn't even have time to speak..."

"With such a short time, it is unrealistic to shorten the time of other programs. They are all well-rehearsed. If we force them to end somewhere early, the program will become incomplete, and the stage actors may not be able to cooperate well, and problems may occur. "

"The sponsor's lines in the middle must be recited. They are all under contract. There is no way not to recite the congratulations from foreign embassies..."

"If we remove a program... it is impossible. It is too long and leaves the host six or seven minutes of blank time. The host will have nothing to say, and the national audience will also have opinions..."

"What should we do, chief director!"