The straight man in the entertainment circle

Lin Li didn't know that his live broadcast tonight had attracted the attention of many people in the entertainment industry. Many people who learned about Lin Li's live broadcast saw that the time was approaching, so they all turned on Ivory Live and entered Ayu's live broadcast room.

Lin Li and Ayu had no idea that their live broadcast room was star-studded tonight.

There are Leng Ying, Qiu Tian, ​​Ning Yuchao, Bai Jingyu, SG girl group, Meng Weier, Xiao Miao, Wang Chuke, etc. who participated in the Weibo night.

There are also people such as Sun Yunhan, Deng Yang, Liang Sheng, Xu Zhe, Cai Wenli, Xu Hanxing, Lu Xiang, Wang Zirui, Pan Ke, etc. who did not participate in Weibo Night.

There are also people such as Satan, Fang Yurong, Li Shuai, Yu Hui, Zhou Chunhui, Hou Haisen, Tao Yufeng, etc. who are not in the entertainment industry, but are closely related to the entertainment industry.

Some of them came because they cared about Lin Li, while some came just to see Lin Li scolded, and some simply came to see how Lin Li resolved the crisis tonight, with a learning attitude.

Lin Li has been in the entertainment industry for so long, and he has always struggled. Every time he looks like he will lose his reputation and his future will be ruined, but every time he not only saves the day, but also rebounds from the bottom.

Lin Li debuted for more than half a year, and this kind of thing has happened countless times.

He went on strike from the draft, offended Tianyun, was accused of cheating in the college entrance examination, was besieged by the Poetry Association, got into fights, went to detention, was caught by Fan Zhou for cheating, and angered Weibo.

If you pick one or two of these at random, even stars with some foundation in the entertainment industry will be destroyed if they don't die.

But as for Lin Li, not only is he not useless, he is also getting better and better!

Once or twice, everyone thought it was because Lin Li had capital behind him, but so many times, Lin Li didn't do anything at all. He was simply a weakling who couldn't be beaten!

Celebrities often have negative news coming out. These things need to be publicized by the public relations team of the agency, or handed over to a professional public relations company to deal with the aftermath. But if things get out of control, the public relations company will not take over the matter in many cases.

This was Lin Li's situation. He saw things getting out of control every time, but he turned the situation around abruptly. Some public relations teams in the entertainment industry were trying to find out which company had taken over Lin Li's order, and why there was no news at all.

However, after asking around, they discovered that Lin Li's series of actions did not involve any public relations company, but were all done by one person!

This made everyone look at him with admiration!

So in addition to those who care about Lin Li and those who hate Lin Li, many artist teams and public relations companies have also begun to pay attention to Lin Li. Tonight, they all took the time to wait in front of their mobile phones or computers to wait for Lin Li's live broadcast to begin.

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The conference room of Kyoto Oris Public Relations Consulting Company.

Above the projector screen in the conference room, it reads: Analysis of crisis public relations cases in the entertainment industry.

Standing in front of the curtain was Marley, the project controller of Orth Public Relations Consulting Company.

“Everyone sitting here today is a newcomer who has just joined our company. I am very happy that you can join our big family. What I want to say is that to be in our industry, you must not only have rich experience, a keen sense of smell and an all-round ability. In addition to the ability to handle interpersonal relationships, there is another point that is very important. Do you know what it is?"

The dozen or so young people below thought about this question for a while.

"I think you should have a hard-working spirit."

One of the girls with a beautiful face replied.

"Qian Rou is right, it's this learning spirit!" Ma Li glanced at Qian Rou with admiration, "So, we often learn from other companies' successful experiences. Of course, we also need to learn from their failed experiences. You know The reason for failure is to learn lessons, but tonight, the person I tell you is quite special, and may not necessarily be suitable for most people in the entertainment industry, but we can also learn something from him, it depends on your understanding."

"I have been following this person for a long time. His experience is very interesting. I think you should know a little bit about his past. Let's not talk about it today. Today we will talk about the public opinion crisis Lin Li encountered this time."

Aoshi Public Relations Consulting Company is one of the top ten public relations companies in China. The people sitting here are all outstanding talents selected by the public relations company from among many interviewees. They are naturally sensitive to the disturbances in the entertainment industry. Lin Li's "Almost Girl" is suspected of insulting women. Of course they all know about such a sensitive topic.

Marley glanced at the people sitting again and said, "Let's talk about it, if Lin Li comes to our company for public relations now, what plan will you give."

After Marley finished speaking, the dozen or so new young people below began to think of countermeasures.

This question is not simple, because it is suspected of insulting women. This label is very big. If it is not handled well, it may affect the future development of the artist. The answer they give here is good or bad, and the impression left on the leadership will not be the same. Likewise, there may be bias in subsequent work arrangements, so they are all thinking about it.

"Sheng Sijie, please speak first."

Seeing that everyone was silent, Marley started to call names.

The young man named Sheng Sijie was about to stand up to answer, but Marley waved his hand and suppressed him: "Sit down and say whatever comes to your mind. Today is just a simple discussion, don't be so serious."

Sheng Sijie sat down and said, "I think Lin Li must apologize immediately, then spend money to deal with the media and scumbags, hire some trolls to go everywhere to clear Lin Li's name, and suppress the impact of this incident."

Marley nodded. This can be said to be the normal operation of a public relations company. Although it is routine, the effect is still good.

Marley was noncommittal and said, "Well, sit down. Does anyone else have any ideas?"

"I would like to ask, what is Lin Li's budget?"

Another young man named Xu Zhipeng stood up.

"Regardless of the budget, just follow the plan you can think of. Many times, celebrities want results. Things like budget are negotiable, as long as your plan is good." Marley said.

Xu Zhipeng said: "Then I suggest Lin Li use money to buy dirty information about celebrities with whom he has a bad relationship, and use news about other celebrities to divert the focus of public opinion."

Everyone else looked at Xu Zhipeng, thinking that this guy was quite ruthless.

Marley didn't think it was anything, and this method was not uncommon.

"Well, everyone else will also talk about their own plans."

"My plan is to let Lin Li participate in some public welfare projects to safeguard women's rights at this time, and then buy notices to publicize them."

"I think Lin Li might as well take this opportunity to spark a national conversation and discuss women's social status. Even if there are scoldings, it's still considered a scandal!"

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Slowly, the discussion in the conference room became heated.

But Marley was not very satisfied with these plans. If his hypothesis was true, customers like Lin Li would most likely not be satisfied with the plans provided by these people.

If these newcomers were put together to discuss for a few hours, they might come up with a good plan, but they ignored one thing, and that is the customer's personality.

Or the customer’s personality!

Many times the company's plans are good and the results are expected to be good, but the celebrities are not satisfied because the implementation of these plans will ruin their character!

People like Lin Li are even more outliers in the entertainment industry, so the plans given are even more difficult.

To be honest, Marley himself didn't have any good plans.

In other words, he didn't know how to break Lin Li's situation.

Everyone was talking about it. Seeing Qian Rou frowning and keeping silent, Ma Li asked, "Qian Rou, please tell me your plan."

Everyone quieted down and looked at Qian Rou. This girl had received unanimous praise from the three interviewers during the interview. However, the three interviewers had a bad look on the other interviewers.

Qian Rou was silent for a while, and said in her sweet and clear voice: "I know that Lin Li will be broadcasting tonight. If our company wants to take his order, I suggest that he sing a song that curses men during the live broadcast. It's similar to the previous "Almost Girl", which can not only showcase his talent, but also echo his rebellious and maverick character. However, the difficulty of this plan lies in the intensity of the song. Fortunately, as far as I know Lin Li should be able to complete it.”

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Lin Li, who was far away at Lida Entertainment Company, sneezed and sniffed.

"Ayu, let's start broadcasting."

Seeing that the time was up, Lin Li said to Ayu.

Ayu nodded, logged into her account on her mobile phone and started the live broadcast. Then she exited the live broadcast screen and sat on a chair nearby.

The live broadcast started, and the barrage started scrolling like crazy.

[It’s started, it’s started! 】

【Please start your performance! 】

[This celebrity who insults women is recommended to be banned! 】

【Welcome the Great Demon King! 】

【Hot! 】

【It’s almost time to start! 】

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Lin Li didn't read the barrage, but just said to the live broadcast mobile phone: "Hello everyone, welcome to Ayu's live broadcast room..."

After Lin Li said hello, the gifts in the live broadcast room floated up.

Planes and rockets continued, blocking the entire live broadcast room.

The barrage can be turned off, but when the aircraft rockets are activated, there will be a full-screen scrolling prompt. If it is too large, it will affect the vision.

Lin Li paused for a while, waiting until the gifts were almost gone and his face could be seen clearly during the live broadcast before he continued: "Thank you to everyone who supports me. I am launching this live broadcast tonight for a very simple reason, that is, there have been a lot of people in the past two days. People scolded me and said that my new song insults women, but I found a very interesting phenomenon, that is, many women did not feel offended at all, because most women are like me and hate those girls, but there are many men. Big V keeps stirring up trouble..."

[I am a female, I think Lin Li’s song is very good and does not insult women! 】

[I think Lin Li’s views on music are very upright, but those pretty girls are really disgusting. 】

[Come on Lin Li, I bought "Almost Girl". 】

[I’ve listened to it thirty times, but I still can’t sing it. It’s too difficult. 】

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After listening to Lin Li’s words, countless people supported Lin Li on the barrage. Ayu quietly took up her trumpet and posted on the barrage: "Lin Li is the most upright star I have ever seen. Of course, he is also The most handsome one, don’t accept any refutation!”

Lin Li glanced at the barrage and continued: "I think it's not that women feel insulted, but that men feel unbalanced. I have always believed in equality between men and women, so I decided to live broadcast tonight and also give it to men. A song for my compatriots!”

Lin Li took the professional microphone prepared in advance and continued: "Song title: "Mr. Almost"."

【Fuck】

[He’s coming, he’s coming, he’s coming with a new song! 】

【New song? 】

[Are you trying to quarrel with men? Ha ha! 】

[Good equality between men and women. 】

[I laughed unkindly. 】

【Shivering...】

[Hahaha, I’m so happy and looking forward to it. I’m a woman. 】

【Watch a show! 】

[Are there any new songs? Lin Li is as productive as a sow! 】

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Lin Li closed his eyes, took a deep breath, and entered the state of song.

His voice is magnetic yet a little confused.

I am Mr. Almost, I am almost born

It means that I am naive, and it also means that I am an idle person.

This is the same life, this problem is difficult

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The somewhat sad prelude surprised everyone. When they heard the song title, everyone thought that this song would be as angry as "Almost Girl", but it sounded a little different.

The accompaniment drumbeat suddenly joined in, and Lin Li's rap changed the sad tone and became very sonorous and powerful:

I smoked the same amount of cigarettes and spent the same day

I have about the same amount of time, and I spend about the same amount of money

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Similar nightlife and similar drinking

Listening to the same music, getting drunk is almost the same embarrassment

Having similar despair and dreaming similar dreams

Wearing similar clothes, having similar empty heads

Almost talking about it, almost complaining

It’s almost time, it’s time to go back to my similar home

Almost as blind as calling a deer a horse.

continue

Let's continue to be blind and touch the elephant. Is there any difference?

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The rhyme arrangement, pause rhythm, and pronunciation of this song are the same as "Almost Girl", but the lyrics are different from "Almost Girl".

"Almost Girl" is described and criticized from a calm God's perspective, but the lyrics of "Almost Mr." are self-criticism and satire in the first person.

But after everyone heard it, they thought it was right. After all, Lin Li is a male, so he can sing from a male perspective.

Almost repeated, always almost the same without looking back

Similar feeling, always the same and focusing on products

Almost as lonely, not as much poison

It's the same road, I'm suffering the same hardships

I drank about the same amount of medicine and had another about the same amount of sleep.

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The rhythmic beats, harmonious rhymes and Lin Li's emotional rap make this song enjoyable to listen to.

Every time Lin Li sings, people who hear it will feel their heart beat a little, and they can't help but want to imitate the rapper's gestures and wave a few times.

The lyrics of this song are still crude and direct. Lin Li uses the simplest and vulgar words to sing about the most realistic and profound topics, while others, on the contrary, use the most brilliant and exquisite words to moan without any reason.

What's even more amazing about Lin Li is that he raps so fast and pronounces his words very clearly. Even without subtitles, everyone can clearly hear the lyrics of Lin Li's song.

This kind of skill is also top-notch in the rap industry.

Almost the same as you, almost the same as me

He is almost the same as her

I almost scold you for wanting to be rich, but I almost slap you haha

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I sang eighty-eight songs and they were almost the same.

Mr. Jin almost doesn’t care so much

How should we live our lives? How should we spend the same 2019?

I am Mr. Lin Li

I am Mr. Almost

I am Mr. Almost

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I am Mr. Almost!