The straight man in the entertainment circle

Lin Li talked about the high praise comments he saw on the Internet in one breath, and naturally they all reached the hearts of the audience, who gave Lin Li crazy applause and screams.

Chi Zi and Li Shuai were confused by this scene. Lin Li was naturally daring to read these comments on the show, but Lin Li remembered it so clearly. Lin Li actually remembered all the comments. This is too strong!

Moreover, Li Shuai and Chi Zi did not expect that the audience would be so excited, and the sound was almost shaking the roof. It seemed that what he said really touched their hearts!

Chi Zi and Li Shuai looked at each other and got the answer from each other's eyes.

It’s the last issue anyway, so go for it!

"Okay, there are so many comments criticizing the show that I can't even read them."

Lin Li finished reading in one breath, took a break, and received another round of warm applause.

"Li Shuai, Chi Zi, did you hear it? In the past, these comments with the highest likes were pinned to the top of the program group. You just pretended you didn't see it. Now that I've read it out, don't say you didn't hear it. Then I'm really deaf and deaf. You’re blind!”

The scene burst into laughter again, and Li Shuai and Chi Zi bowed to Lin Li desperately and begged for mercy.

"Okay, now that I've finished reading the comments that scolded the show crew, you can listen to some of the comments on my Weibo that scolded me with the most likes. I'll read a few..."

"Article 1,."

"Lin Li, you bastard, stop showing off your charm, you are such a charming guy!"

Lin Li burst into laughter before he finished reading. This was not a scolding word for him. It was just a rainbow fart. Lin Li also specially used it as a stinky fart. It was incredible!

Lin Li paused for a moment, and then continued reading after the laughter stopped for a while.

"Lin Li, don't think that he is so great. He is just handsome, sings well, has some talent, was specially recruited by Yan University, and can write a few good poems!"

Another burst of laughter.

"Lin Li, you damn handsome man, what good can I do to you if you are so handsome!"

"Lin Li is really killing people with his face and committing crimes with his handsomeness!"

"Lin Li is an arsonist!"

"Lin Li is the most selfish person in the world. Why won't you give me your mobile phone number?"

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Lin Li read several lines, and the audience laughed so much that their stomachs hurt.

"Now you know why so many people criticize me online." Lin Li concluded.

The guests in the guest seats all had expressions of admiration, but Wu Ruobing laughed and scolded: "Shameless!"

"Wu Ruobing, you are very good at dancing!" Lin Li said, "Then let's start with you!"

When people at the scene heard that Lin Li was going to complain about Wu Ruobing, they all screamed.

Wu Ruobing just complained about Lin Li, everyone thought it was good, and they were really looking forward to how Lin Li would complain about her.

"Wu Ruobing just said that when I was a child, I would cry when I saw a dog, so let me expose her embarrassment too."

The scene was boiling now. Everyone was more interested in Wu Ruobing's embarrassing story. Moreover, Lin Li's embarrassing story revealed by Wu Ruobing was not very exciting, but the revelations made by Lin Li would definitely be much more exciting.

"When I was young, Wu Ruobing and I were playing outside once and saw a child eating raisins in the distance..."

When Lin Li said this, Wu Ruobing shouted in panic: "Lin Li, no! You dare to say that!"

"Don't scream, the more you scream, the more excited I become!"

Lin Li's words shocked Wu Ruobing to death, and he felt like he was going to be forced to do something hard. The people at the scene were suddenly ignited and they all started shouting.

Now it's not that the more Wu Ruobing yells at Lin Li, the more excited he becomes, but the more Lin Li yells at people, the more excited the audience becomes!

Lin Li waited for the scene to be quiet for a while before continuing: "I saw a child eating raisins in the distance. Child Wu Ruobing wanted to eat raisins, so she asked me to go and ask for raisins from that child. How can I be embarrassed, but I can't It seemed that I was timid, so I agreed, walked over and chatted with the kid for a while..."

Wu Ruobing was jumping anxiously in the guest seat and blushing with embarrassment. Cai Wenli kept stopping her, fearing that she would run away.

"Then I didn't ask the kid for raisins. I just secretly picked up a bunch of boogers, rubbed them, and gave them back to Wu Ruobing, saying he only gave me one raisin..."

Wu Ruobing had her head buried in her knees and didn't dare to lift it up.

"Everyone should have thought of it later." Lin Li didn't say any more.

Everyone laughed at the scene. This incident was indeed more embarrassing than Lin Li being afraid of dogs.

Wu Ruobing also realized that she had teased Lin Li last night. Lin Li said that he would regret it. Now that he thinks about it, he really regrets it!

Lin Li looked at Wu Ruobing, who was burying his head, and said with a smile: "You must have this awareness when you come to "Tucao Pai". I still have a lot of more embarrassing information for you that I haven't exposed yet!"

Wu Ruobing hurriedly raised her head and begged: "Brother Lin, no, I beg you to stop talking!"

The audience all screamed, asking Lin Li to continue speaking.

Lin Li took a while before continuing:

"Ruobing debuted with me. At that time, she was called a beautiful contestant. I was very angry at that time. You can insult the contestants, but you cannot insult the beautiful women!"

Wu Ruobing is still a sweet and cute little beauty in the eyes of the public, but in the eyes of Lin Li, who grew up together, her beauty seems to have nothing to do with her, just like Wu Ruobing doesn't think Lin Li is very handsome.

Everyone laughed when they heard that Lin Li started to damage Wu Ruobing's appearance again.

"Ruobing just said that I have some knowledge about makeup. She was shocked just now and said she couldn't believe it. I said to her at that time, you don't have a man, why the hell do I still have one!"

This sentence was once again a black and white statement. It said that Wu Ruobing didn't want a man, but Lin Li did. Many boys at the scene shouted again: "I want it!"

The whole audience burst into laughter, not knowing whether they wanted Lin Li or Wu Ruobing.

"I would like to explain to you here that I do know something about cosmetics. For example, I know that when playing mobile games, you should use Jixi loose powder to smear the mobile phone screen. This way it feels better. Other loose powders are not effective. When playing online games, Just use Baimi lotion and iodine to wipe the keyboard, so that the keyboard will be smoother, Satan, remember this, knowledge point!!"

What Lin Li said was that he was seriously using expensive cosmetics to clean his mobile phone and keyboard. It was really a waste of money. He said that he knew something and asked Satan to remember it. It was so deceptive. Moreover, he actually imitated Chi Zi and talked about knowledge points. It was really a waste of money. quite funny!

The whole audience burst into laughter, even Chi Zi in the guest seat burst into laughter.

"Satan, a professional player of "Glory of Heroes", once won the world championship. Although the country did not recognize this kind of event at that time, it is now recognized. The embarrassing thing is that now it only recognizes current e-sports events. Satan and the others won the previous competition. The champion I won is still not within the scope of recognition, isn’t it embarrassing?”

Everyone laughed, and Satan was a little embarrassed.

"So, it's okay for everyone to like playing games. You can play them in your leisure time, but don't regard playing games as a dream, because look at it, even if you win a world championship, you are just like Satan. You want your dreams Is it like a guy like this?”

Lin Li's words to persuade those students not to be greedy for games were very positive, but using Satan as a negative lesson made the audience laugh out loud.

"When Satan retired, he followed the example of other stars retiring and kissed the stage. As a result, he always felt a smell in his mouth that night. After going to the toilet after the game, he realized that the mop on the stage and the mop in the toilet were the same! "

After Lin Li said this, Satan became anxious and said, "No, no!"

However, everyone was even happier, and they all looked disgusted.

"Satan said that he wanted to go to Yanda and become the next Lin Li, but he was specially recruited by Yanda. I think Satan, you are overthinking. The person in front of you is the only author with a perfect score in the essay in Jiangnan Province for the college entrance examination. He still got a score of 0 in history. With a score of 589, you are ranked first in the school, and you have written countless popular songs and poems. Most importantly, you have a handsome and miserable face. You are the world champion who is not recognized at all and you have a squinty face. Do you think the admissions office will consider you?"

Lin Li suddenly blocked Satan's way of self-recommendation. He made a fuss about himself and damaged Satan. The scene was full of laughter, and Satan was helpless.

"Satan, let me give you a suggestion. As for you, if you want to go to college, don't hang out in Internet cafes every day. You can learn from Director Bi Xuan and become an actress!"

The whole audience burst into laughter, thinking that Lin Li was giving Satan a good idea, but the result was unexpected!

He also hacked Bi Xuan by the way.

Bi Xuan was also anxious and said, "I didn't, so don't talk nonsense!"

Lin Li ignored Bi Xuan and turned the topic to Cai Wenli.

"Teacher Cai Wenli, I can only call you teacher. At my age, I should call you aunt. I think you are at a disadvantage, so I should call you grandma. I am at a disadvantage. I can only win the championship because I have to thank Teacher Cai. After all... she didn't Say things like that to me and I’ll be on fire.”

"Teacher Cai said that if there were more Lin Li in the talent show, the judges would become a high-risk profession, and they would be more valuable by then. I think Teacher Cai also thinks too much. If there were more Lin Li, the talent show would have been rectified long ago. You guys Let these judges drink from the northwest wind!"

Everyone laughed.

"Besides, there is only one Lin Li. Throughout the ages, I am the only Lin Li in the world! How can there be more Lin Li!"

Lin Li said this very domineeringly, leaving Cai Wenli speechless and could only applaud. After hearing what Lin Li said, the audience all screamed.

This is such a golden sentence again!