The Insane and Good-For-Nothing Madam

"What the **** is this? Isn't a dog supposed to be ‘barking...’? What is ‘chicking squeaky squeaky’? Birds? Sparrows?… or some mutated freak?"

The puppy seemed to be able to understand the words of Jizo, and regardless of the injury of the hind leg, he used the strength to eat "milk", and let a paw on the face of Jizo.

Jizo was completely stunned, and it took a long time to react. Don't want to be embarrassed. He jumped up and roared: "Fuck, the real master of the sect was slapped by a dog? Madan, I Tonight, I want to add food and stew dog meat!"

Xuan Shuang rolled his eyes and hugged the puppy back, disgusting: "If you want an extra meal, go back to your Ksitigarbha Zongjia, our Xuanbing Sect can't support you with well-developed limbs and simple minds."

"Am I simple?" Jizo asked sincerely.

"You have developed limbs." Xuan Shuang replied sincerely.

Jizo smashed his mouth: "...hahahaha! This is true!"

After speaking, he took his five-meter sword and left the camp.

Xuan Shuang put the puppy on the table and asked for some herbal "medicine", carefully dressing the wound for it himself.

The herbal "medicine" was configured by the Ci Hangzong. It was naturally effective to deal with this kind of skin trauma. Within two days, the puppy would jump alive and "randomly".

For convenience, Xuan Shuang gave it a name.

Called "Mao" "Mao".

The dog was not happy, squeaking, squeaking, squeaking, squeaking and squeaking.

Xuan Shuang was very distressed and explained carefully; "You have so little "hair" and thick, how can there be a puppy like you? Your name is "mao" or "mao", maybe you can grow longer. Click "Mao"."

The grinning objection!

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The dog is still unhappy.

Finally, it is called Gungun.

dog……

In the end, after Xuan Shuang thought about more than a dozen names, even after he called out the "dogdanzi...dog leftovers...", the dog lay on the ground pretending to be dead. In the end, the two took a step back and called Xiao Ming.

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When Feng Ruchu heard this, he laughed: "Xiao Ming? This isn't Ye Ming, right? My elementary school classmate said he was very innocent! He turned into a dog looking for you to be cute? That second person is not a brain slap Did the donkey kick?"

Xuan Shuang said as he walked, "Senior Brother Jin injured him with a trick. In order to avoid chasing and killing him, he turned into a dog and hid in the grass. I found him and picked it up."

Feng Ruchu looked terrible, and sighed and shook his head: "At any rate, it's also an ancient fierce beast gluttonous, turned into a dog? Tsk...what do you think of the other three beasts? How to continue to be friends with him?"

[Master Ye Ming: Pooh, the dignified ancient heaven has turned into a cat, why don't you say? Besides, when did I become a dog? I just became a "suspected dog"! 】

"What happened later?" Feng Ruchu continued to ask.

"Later..." Xuan Shuang's gaze became nostalgic and distant.

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Xiao Ming is very spiritual, probably because he is thinking of Xuan Shuang's life-saving grace, and is very close to her, wherever he goes, even sleeping at night, he has to lie next to him.

Of course, before Xiao Ming climbed onto the bed, Xuan Shuang took a bath for him.

When washing his tail, Xuan Shuang looked distressed and said, "Did you say that I brought you back or let you go? If I bring you back, my brother is another person who likes to be clean and he is most afraid of noise. The child is okay. When he grows up, he will be in heat, and he is screaming everywhere. My brother must not be able to bear it."