The Hero Kneels

Wait a moment, I'm going to summon the comrades! Let them see you! The Staring Man asked Ye Dou to wait, saying that he was going to summon his teammates.

After more than half an hour, the other party didn't come out.

Ye Dou looked around boredly and found that Monroe and the other new heroes were being taught by someone before, and everyone was chatting enthusiastically.

He simply found a middle-aged man wearing glasses and asked, Can you tell me how to meet Sword Princess?

The middle-aged man didn't even bother to raise his head. He just snorted and said, Want to see Sword Lady? Why don't you want to see the President of the United States? Just go and do what you have to do.

What on earth do you mean? Ye Dou narrowed his eyes.

Ye Dou was a little baffled by the sudden coldness of the other party's attitude. It seemed that he had not offended this guy.

Why are you acting so indifferent?

Fortunately, all roads lead to Rome, so Ye Dou got up and left the area, intending to chat with other heroes, prepare to accumulate some contacts, and ask for some important information.

After arriving at the rest area, there were still many people bragging. He chose a young man with a smile on his face. He was smiling when talking to others and seemed to be quite easy to talk to. From the conversation, he learned that this People are called Smiling Swordsmen.

Hello, Smiling Swordsman, can I have a chat with you? Ye Dou stepped forward and said hello.

Sorry, I'm not free. The other person glanced at the other person, then stood up and left.

Seeing the other party's disgusting face, Ye Dou couldn't ask any more questions.

Not long after, he found another very good-looking female hero called the Lipstick Witch. According to observations, this beautiful hero was very popular with the male heroes. She was warm and generous, and even got close to the two new heroes who had just arrived. The conversation was lively and he should be someone worth talking to.

Hello, my black iron-level hero Ye Dou, who has just become a hero...can I ask you a few questions? Ye Dou stepped forward with a smile and tried to make contact with him.

Haha, sorry, I'm busy.

As a result, after taking a quick look at the lipstick beauty, she looked into the small mirror, dressed up, and completely ignored Ye Dou's existence.

He just wanted to ask how he could get rid of Sword Princess, but he didn't expect that the other party would be so disrespectful, which made him so embarrassed.

Isn't this a typical hot face against a cold butt?

In fact, the lipstick witch's beautiful face is mostly created by makeup. In terms of appearance, even Yang Mimi is many times prettier than her. It is enough to kill the opponent in an instant, and the opponent's butt is not as good as Yang Mimi's. Warp...

Thinking of that peach butt, Ye Dou got goosebumps all over his body and breath came out from his nostrils.

Gulu gulu gulu...

Just as he was imagining the beautiful scene, his stomach was churning, and he vaguely felt that there were thousands of elephants galloping in his belly.

Madness trampled on his intestines, trying to break through the obstacles and rush to the new world.

Damn it!

Brother has diarrhea!

In order to save souls and make more money, I went to eat Boss Song's Ye Paoshen Ramen again in the morning.

I don't know if Boss Song didn't want to eat noodles by himself. The other party added ingredients to the ramen, and his steel-like stomach couldn't bear it, and he started to have a stomachache.

I thought it would be okay to eat a few more bowls of ramen, but who knew that retribution would come now.

It’s unmistakable, that stingy Boss Song must have added some ingredients to the noodles.

The elephant in his belly was still making a fuss, and Ye Dou immediately used the Lingbo Micro Step, running through the crowd, quickly entering the bathroom, and then began to release the troublesome elephant in his belly.

Plop, plop, plop...

Wow, this is so exciting!

I want to recite a poem.

If you eat a large persimmon every day, you will have nine thousand elephants in your belly.

The flowing water flows down three thousand feet, like the Yellow River falling into a cesspool.

Ahem, I’m so artistic!

Maybe it was because he ate too much at noon, but the elephant in his stomach was endless. As a result, he sat for more than half an hour, until Ye Dou felt exhausted and his legs were numb, and this was barely over.

At the same time, a stench filled the surroundings, making people dizzy.

I should have known that I shouldn't have been greedy, and I was plotted against him. Ye Dou wanted to stand up.

At this moment, someone pushed the door open and entered the toilet.

From the sound of footsteps, more than one person must have come in. With the sound of water being released, several people started chatting.

A familiar man's voice came: By the way, this toilet is really smelly...

This is a toilet, it wouldn't be weird if it didn't stink. Lao Pan, that new black iron-level hero is really awesome. I heard he made a lot of noise when he first came here. He's a talent. came a high-pitched voice.

Talent? He's just a talkative guy. How can he be considered a talent? I don't think he can stand around for long. Old Pan's voice came.

That's right. That kid didn't know who Prince Rose was. He actually scolded Prince Rose and sent him to the hospital. He will definitely be in trouble. We don't need to pay attention to him. He will disappear soon anyway. said a voice.

I'm not optimistic about this kid either. His super power is very weak. I heard it seems that he needs to talk to activate it. It's nothing to a real superhero. If this kid doesn't grow up in the future, he will be punished by the Rose Prince. Die. Another man's voice sounded.

Haha, how about we make a bet on when this kid will leave on his own initiative? the voice laughed.

Okay, then let's make a bet. I bet that he will leave within two months of his internship.

He won't last two months. I bet he will be forced to retreat by the Rose Prince in one month.

I said half a month, because I will take special care of him, hahaha.

…

The three of them were chatting animatedly in the smelly toilet. They had no idea that Ye Dou was sitting behind them and listened clearly.

Damn it!

No wonder these heroes were so indifferent to me. It turned out to be because of that Rose Prince.

Who said I would leave automatically?

Who said my abilities are rubbish?

Still want to help teach me a lesson?

Am I afraid of you?

You guys are all waiting for me, and I will let you see how powerful I am in the future!

puff!

With a fart sound, the elephant began to gallop in his stomach again. Ye Dou, who had just stood up, sat down again and continued to detoxify with a frown on his face.

Heaven, earth!

How long are you going to squat here?

Puff puff……

Ah, Xiba!

The sound is so loud. Is this a rhythm that will make your stomach pop out?

Puff, puff, puff, puff...

No, is this going to be like a fart man?

One dish, Yachudie! Ye Dou couldn't help shouting.

He farts so unscrupulously that a guy who was peeing in the toilet was so frightened that his anus tightened. The faucet turned, and the unobstructed water flow directly peeed on his pants. In the end, he didn't even have time to unzip his pants, and he peed. I got out of the bathroom and peed all over the floor.

This guy was complaining like crazy.

Grass!

Why are you so unlucky?

There is a mentally ill person in the bathroom!