The First Veterinarian of the Empire

"Come, here, the show begins!"

"When the trailer was released a few days ago, I was so excited, now it's finally broadcast!"

"Sahua! Sahua! Sit down and wait for the broadcast to begin!"

"Mrs. Osmont is here to sign in!"

"Wow, this start is so cool, there is a sense of sight of a spy movie."

"This lineup can be regarded as the fairy lineup in recent years! New guests Raymond and Harpe are very interesting!"

"All Hermes employees are here to check in..."

...

When the show started, Pei Zhou and his team had been dug out from the soil intact along with a few hapless staff members, and were resting on the top floor of the Onyx Bay Hotel.

The projection in front of them was playing their TV program, but no one was watching, and the late-night snacks that had just been eaten were scattered on the coffee table.

"It's over, it's over... I blame you! Let me stay in the rescue cabin for too long, and my neck stumbles!"

Hessy, who was satiated with food and drink, lay on the bed, crying with tears in the corners of her eyes.

Behind him, Raymond held a bottle of medicated oil in his hand and massaged the back of his neck vigorously. He was dark and did not refute.

After all, he did make a sharp turn and accidentally dumped Hessie, and now he can only admit that he is at a loss.

"Does it hurt?" On the other side, Dr. Qi also held the potion in his hand, and asked while rubbing Harpe's forehead.

Harper grinned and gave a big white tooth: "It doesn't hurt, it doesn't hurt... hey."

Dr. Qi blinked, his gaze suddenly became extremely pitiful-the feathers on his head were smashed off, the human form was bald into the Mediterranean, and he could laugh out loud. It was really heartbreaking.

Harper didn't realize it at all, and smirked to himself: "Hey hey hey..."

Dr. Qi:...

Pei Zhou was also applying medicine to Osmond's injured arm, and he couldn't help but blame: "What are you blocking for us? Run as fast as you can. We all have rescue capsules...Look, arms are bruised."

As everyone has different physical fitness, the ejection standard of the rescue capsule is also different.

Fragile humans like Pei Zhou and Dr. Qi can easily trigger the protection mechanism of the rescue capsule.

However, for Osment and Harpe, the weight of the beams falling was judged to be less than the "fatal injury", so they first suffered a few sturdy blows, and then it was detected that the oxygen content of the environment decreased. , The rescue capsule just opened.

"No... I didn't react." Osmond opened his mouth, and a pair of fox eyes blinked embarrassedly.

Glancing at him, Pei Zhou said nothing, his heart warmed slightly.

Hersey glanced at Raymond strangely: "By the way, you didn't run out."

Raymond glanced at him, sneered: "Who is dragging me down, I don't know in my heart?"

Hexi was so angry that "you, you..." for a long time, seeing that the two were about to quarrel again, Pei Zhou hurriedly fought: "Stop making trouble, stop making trouble, let's watch TV together..."

At this time, everyone turned their heads.

On the TV, they had already met each other and began to pretend to be disguised, and the real-time barrage above seemed crazy, swiping across.

"It's spicy, everyone else is a big lady, they are big lady! Strong! Hold your fist. jpg"

"Ahhhhhh, screaming groundhog... I want to swim on Brother Raymond's abdominal muscles!"

"Rotate and jump 360 degrees on the spot. General Osmond is handsome in men's clothes and beautiful in women's clothes. I'm blasting!"

"I unilaterally announced that Osmond will no longer be my husband, but my wife. (﹃

"Sister upstairs calm down, do you want to help him pick shoes?"

However, this joyful barrage was quiet after the appearance of "Harpe", leaving only sporadic "high-energy warning" and then overwhelming "hahaha".

"Whose light is so dazzling, blinding my titanium alloy dog ​​eyes!"

"Hope's look, my God, is it a legendary...just middle-aged and old Barbie from a deformed titanium alloy?"

"Fuck! I choose to die!"

"But don't say anything, when Harper looked back at Dr. Qi in horror, he was a bit stupid and cute!"

"Hey, it seems to have seen my silly look in front of the crush, embarrassing to the beast suffocated ￣□￣｜｜"

"The truth about you upstairs! [Sand Sculpture Spreading Wings.jpg] [Tweeting for Love.jpg]"

"Hahaha, it's really like two vultures! Facing the innocent staff so brutal, when facing Dr. Qi, I tried to disguise as a small bird, tusk, man~"

Lines of heart-warming comments drifted by, and Happi's face turned red into a persimmon, and a feeling of being executed in public came to his mind.

"Hehe, it's too late, I'm going to wash and sleep."

"Keep watching, keep going..." Harpe laughed awkwardly, then stood up and walked out the door with hands and feet, and said to himself: "Why do I suddenly feel sleepy? Ha, I'm really sleepy, I can't open my eyelids..."

Dr. Qi raised his eyebrows, stood up, and walked behind Harpe.

I don't know what will happen between them.

But this does not prevent everyone from tacitly laughing.

However, as the show was broadcast to the crowds of street performers, the smiles of others gradually disappeared.

"Is it so cheap to slap hair once? I hate it, why wasn't I in the garden at the center of the street at the time!"

"Uuuuu...This is too gentle, and the gestures are professional, I'm so lemon-like!"

"Unexpectedly, General Osmond can not only fight, but also sing is so burning... licking."

"Wow, is Hessi's breakfast really so bad? Not so, right?"

"Compared with the performance scenes of other guests, this is simply the scene of a car rollover."

"Mr. Chengguan, save the child, how difficult it is to have breakfast!"

"Hehe, I'm his guest. It's hard to eat. It's hard to describe the case in words. I suggest you try it yourself."

"Emmmm...I have eaten the medicated food from Hermes Food Store, and it feels okay. Although the taste is weird, it can't kill the beast. If you are curious, you can try it..."

Hersey's face was completely black.

Suddenly, his wristband rang, and he hurriedly connected: "Hello? No, Dad, I am not, I don't have one, how could I be a prodigal, listen to me to explain...I have improved my medicated meal craftsmanship! That's terrible!"

"What? Someone complained to me! What kind of **** did you say! Wait, advertising expenses...No, don't divest!"

As he explained, he hurried out the door, and even his stiff neck seemed to change instantly.

Raymond was speechless for a moment, then threw the medicine in his hand onto the bed, and muttered, "I knew I would not waste so much."

He stood up, went to the refrigerator in the corner of the room and took a can of drink.

When Osmon saw it, he said, "Bring me a can too!"

Raymond naturally threw a can of ice drink to him.

Obviously, after a cooperative battle experience, the relationship between the two eased a lot.

...

The show is still going on, and the six people on TV finally got through many difficulties and arrived at Huangxing!

The audience was waiting expectantly to watch the exciting wild star field battle, but unexpectedly the style of painting suddenly changed into a planet on the tip of the tongue, and then one after another belly "grumbling" sound resounded in thousands of households...

"I'm going to send the blade to the program crew, it's shameful to put poison late at night!"

"So hungry, so hungry, so hungry, so hungry... Oh my god, my saliva has flooded the carpet!"

"Veterinarian Pei is simply a treasure. If you don't lock him on an uninhabited star, you don't even know how much medicated food he hid..."

"Why don't we go to Zhu Pipi's house to protest and let them put out the seafood on the show?"

"I really want to knock Veterinarian Pei into a sack and be imprisoned in a small black room. I slap my hair once and give him a bite of rice... Well, he has to cook the rice himself. You can't reproduce it every day..."

"Are you the devil upstairs?"

Pei Zhou's heart jumped twice, are these netizens so cruel?

"Dididi..." Suddenly his bracelet vibrated, Pei Zhou looked down—Zhu Pipi called.

"The advertising effect is very good? Oh, no, no thanks... Increase the variety of medicated diet? This, I have to think about it, this season has exceeded..." He connected the voice, and walked out the door with shame go.

Only Osment and Raymond were left in the room. As they were looking forward to the **** scene of tearing the mecha by themselves, they both agreed to watch it for a while.

"Hersey counterattacked? He made this fish look delicious?"

"Hahaha, General Osment, the most spineless orc in the interstellar, even if I starve to death, I won't eat a bite of fish... it's so fragrant!"

"Is it the reason for Hessie's potion? It feels good to use..."

"Hexi, apart from anything else, is a good hand at making potions."

"Hey, why didn't he make potions in the show? He didn't make medicated meals?"

"In order to attract General Osmond's attention? Sure enough, the beast's face is miserable, and the color is dizzy!!"

"Doctor Pei likes him, and Hessie likes him too. Seeing Osmond's human fate, I feel sour [Lemon] [Lemon], are the fox genes so powerful!"

"No way, humans like orcs with beautiful hair and smooth hair. It is said that this kind of person is comfortable to wear, hehe."

"Looking at poor Lemmon and Harpe, I suddenly felt a little pain."

"Raymond: I'm so terrible to find a daughter-in-law to blame me? The wolf roars.jpg"

"Hope: I'm so stupid to find a wife to blame me? Sand sculpture spreads its wings. jpg"

Looking at the barrage, Raymond seemed to have suffered a knowing blow, blocking his chest.

He looked around and found that there was no one else except Osment. The evil fire rushed into his heart, and when he raised his foot to aim at him, he gave him a vicious kick, "Beast!!! Beast!!!"

Osmon was kicked inexplicably, and the "Bing Kuoluo" in his hand almost fell out. Then, with his palm empty, Bing Kuoluo was snatched away by Raymond!

Osmon's eyes were dumbfounded: "..."

Raymond angrily scolded: "You despicably snatched Doctor Pei, and you dare to let me give you a drink of ice! Beast, you go! Go!"

Immediately afterwards, he looked down at the half bottle of ice that was left, and drank it mentally, threw the bottle into the trash can, and violently kicked Osmond out of the room.

"哐——" With the door closed.

Osmond widened his eyes in disbelief. It took him a long while before he sighed: "This fellow Lemmon has a brain disease."

Sure enough, single orcs who have not received human care for a long time will perform all kinds of irrational behaviors in the case of hormone and endocrine disorders.

Osmond shook his head regretfully, tidyed up his clothes, hummed an unknown tune, and walked to Pei Zhou's hotel room.

I don't even think about who caused it!