The First Chaos In History

White! I asked Zhu Gui for a towel to wipe the sweat from the past. Although I also know that Li Bai is strong and shining in the past and the present, a poet said that after Li Bai, there will be no more poets...

The old man’s poems are really good, like "Goose, Goose, Goose, White Hair Floating Green Water"... Well, this was written by Luo Binwang, that is, "The sweat drips down the soil", oh, it was written by Li Shen.

Well written anyway.

I wiped my sweat and handed the towel to Li Bai, and asked carefully, "Where are you calling?"

Li Bai wiped the water on his head and said dazedly: "Where...Where is this?" He found out that he was in a "dancing demons" place, the laser light shed tens of thousands of golden light, and the men and women on the dance floor vented. The remaining physical strength, like a twitch, with a grim expression, mixed disco roaring in all directions: "Noisy, noisy, noisy-nely, nely, nely..."

Li Bai was a little more sober, and said relievedly: "Finally, I'm in hell."

I said depressed: "It should be said that you have come out, do you remember the last time you were in the world, when and where?"

"...Xuancheng, I remember that I drank and drank the wine, and they came to lock me with a chain. I thought it was Li Lin (against the king, Li Bai went to his shogunate), but they said I was Dead-isn't this going to hell?"

I was speechless for a long time. It seemed that this gave Li Bai a very bad first impression. I was about to explain that Li Bai suddenly saw Du Xing who had just been on the stage, and said with a finger: "Hush! There is such an ugly thing in ghosts. "

...

After he got used to the environment for a while, I asked loudly, "Do you remember whether you signed a document after the two people took you there?"

"...I vaguely signed it. What is the immortal world or a year? I thought of the people here for the knife and the fish, so I need to sign the sticky notes." After wiping the water, Li Bai began to talk like a normal person.

I happily said, “It’s right after signing. This is not **** but immortal world. You can stay here for a year!” I didn’t want to lie to him, but I can’t explain it to him anyway. It’s better to make him think that he’s already on board. Bliss, who is willing to stay in hell?

Li Bai shook his hand and said, "Don't you blame me."

I pulled the Chinese department flower to point to her white jade waist and said, "Is there such a beautiful MM in hell?"

Li Bai glanced at Xihua, shook his head and said, "Qing Xiaoqianxian, beautiful eyes looking forward to it."

When I saw the department flushed, I asked her: "What did he say, did he play a hooligan with you?"

Xihua glared at me and sat next to Li Bai and said, "Listening to what you just said, you seem to support the claim that Li Bai is drunk and dead in Xuancheng. Why don't you agree with the latter two?"

Li Bai was stunned: "What are the last two?"

"It's hard for you to like Li Bai so much, but you don't even know the three legends of his death. The last two are saying that he died of illness when he was painted, and the other is that he was drunk and watched the moon in the water, and threw himself to fish- "The flower noodles flushed: "I like the last saying, it's so romantic."

Li Bai glanced at her and said, "I am not a monkey."

So in the Tang Dynasty, there was a story about monkeys fishing for the moon?

Xihua sighed: "Can you be more serious? I don't allow you to mock my idol."

I was busy tying the flower ears and said: "I guess it's like this when I drink too much. I have a buddy who calls himself a koala when he drinks too much and stays on the hanger all night."

Suddenly, Xihua moved to Li Bai's side, and said with a smile: "Li Bai, let me ask you which one of your works are you most satisfied with-don't say the next one!"

Li Bai smacked his lips and said, "Is there any wine? I haven't had a drink in half an hour, right?"

Xihua said, "If you want to tell me, I will invite you to drink." There was a lively look, Zhu Gui, who is busy serving Li Bai, don't come here. I don't worry that Xihua can see through it at all, because this chick looks normal.

Li Bai began to put the bottom of the stack of bowls together, and smiled calmly: "Even the current emperor can't threaten me."

I said: "The current emperor is no longer Li Longji..."

Xihua laughed and said, "It's my fault. You ‘An Neng folds the eyebrows and bows to the dignitaries and makes me unhappy’. Naturally, you won’t talk to me over a bowl of wine." She motioned to the waiter to serve the wine. Pointing to the stack of bowls and said, "This is all yours, too."

I don’t care about the amount of money. I want to perfect the little girl. How happy it is to invite my idol to drink, Mei Gu, Guo Rong, when will you come to me?

After the wine was served, Li Bai still moved the bottom of the bowl, and Xihua pushed the wine he had just served in front of Li Bai, and said with a smile: "Great poet, why don't you drink it?"

I reminded her: "Don't you think you are not sincere enough?" Although Li Bai has many careers throughout his life, but with huge fans, his heart is still very high.

Xihua stopped laughing, held up the wine bowl to respect, and said, "Uncle, whether you are Li Bai or not, I want to talk to you, okay?"

Li Bai took a sip of the wine and said, "What do you just ask me?"

"Which poem by Li Bai do you like best?"

"You mean the ones I wrote myself?"

"..." Xihua was speechless.

"Guess what?"

Xihua said helplessly: "I guess you like "Jiangjinjiu" the most. Didn't you still read it just now?"

"Well, I wrote this song smoothly, without a draft, but it's not my favorite."

"That is "The Road to Shu is Difficult." Professor Zhang said that this poem is basically a summary and sigh of your life."

"He was right. Is it Hanlin? But this one is not my favorite."

"...That's "The Song of the Eight Immortals in Drinking". The emperor can't get on the boat, and he claims to be a minister of wine. Anyway, a boy in our class likes this sentence the most. Once he drank in the dormitory and didn't go to class, our counselor Go and call him that's what he said."

Li Bai said: "Don't mention this sentence, it's just bad luck with it," he said with a sip of wine, "Although I want to re-elect, I will say that, but it's not this one."

The little girl had straight eyes and suddenly said: "There is a poem you wrote called "Midnight Wu Ge". What is the first sentence..."

Li Bai murmured: "Wu Ge in the middle of the night, the first sentence I said: Chang'an is all over the month, and thousands of households are smashing their clothes."

Xihua immediately said: "There is another song called Gufeng..." 93b303

Li Bai gurgled and drank the wine, and smiled bitterly: "This is a long song, which sentence can't you remember?"

Xihua said, "I can't remember a single sentence. Can you recite it?"

Li Bai said casually: "Daya hasn't done it for a long time, but who is my failure. Wang Fengwei is overwhelming, and the Warring States period... what's the next sentence?"

"The dragon and the tiger are eating each other, and the soldiers catch Kuang Qin."

"Yes, yes, give me a bowl of wine and I will rationalize my thoughts and do it again for you."

When the wine came up, Li Bai took two sips and continued: "How weak is the righteous voice, lamenting the sorrowful..."

When he finished reciting the last sentence, I almost fell asleep, and only heard Li Bai say: "This is too long, and there are some words in the middle that may be different from the original, but the effect seems to be not bad."

Xihua said in admiration, "Wow, it's not easy. It took me several days to recite this song."

Only then did Li Bai react and said, "Will you recite and let me do it again? Don't you believe that I am Li Bai?"

Xihua laughed and said, "I'll treat you as you are, let's talk about it, which one do you like best?" 93b303

Li Bai lowered his voice and said, "Liang Yuan Yin."

"Huh? I'm going to Beijing Que on the Yellow River, and I want to enter the Polian Mountain song?"

Li Bai nodded. 93b303

"That song is very ordinary, why?"

Li Bai closed his sparse white hair: "Do you know that there is an allusion to this song?"

"Liang Yuanyin...is the daughter to buy the wall? Mrs. Zong fell in love with Li Bai and married him because of this poem."

Li Bai was a little embarrassed and said: "In my life, oh, my last life, I have made countless poems, only this one has brought me real benefits." He laughed a few times when he said this.

Xihua couldn't help asking: "Is Mrs. Zong pretty?"

Li Bai shook his head slightly, and said, "You must know that a woman cannot be judged by her appearance alone. We can only say that she is very generous, very generous."

Xihua concluded: "She is not beautiful, but beautiful?" 93b303

Li Bai froze for a moment, drank a bowl of wine, and said, "Little friends write poems too?"

Xihua blushed: "It's a play."

Li Bai regretfully said, "It's a pity that you are a daughter, otherwise you will be able to get a fame."

I finally had the opportunity to interrupt: "People have a reputation and a bachelor degree. Besides, what is my daughter's fear? We can choose our own gender."

"Read the poems you wrote and listen to them." Li Bai said to Xihua.

At this time, the teammates of the Department of Flower called her to dance, and I said to her: "Read your book well, what are you doing with these crazy boys."

The department flower said dissatisfied: "We also need to relax. Whoever says they are crazy boys, they are all scholarship holders."

I said, "No wonder the dance is so dull."

Xihua glared at me, and then said to Li Bai, "You really want to listen?" Li Bai nodded. "Then you are not allowed to laugh at me -" Xihua sorted out her expressions, and recited affectionately: "Memory-the last pain, the last wound, and finally after the last, I had to say silently for the last time, and finally, the memory opened for the last time. , Just remember the first time, forget quickly, soon..."

Li Bai was drinking wine, and seeing her muttering nothing for a long time, he said, "Read it."

Xihua said in amazement, "It's over."

Then the two of you looked at me and I looked at you. They were all embarrassed. Li Bai apologized and said, "I thought you were going to read poems to me."

Xihua said: "What I read is poetry..." 93b303

The two were embarrassed again.

In order to alleviate the atmosphere, Xihua said, "Li Bai, let me ask you one last question. Among all the poems, which one do you like best?"

Seeing the cascading bowls in front of Li Bai, I didn't know how his drinking volume was developed. I couldn't help but sigh with emotion, "As long as the work is deep, the iron pestle will be ground into a needle."

Li Bai said: "Yes, that's it."

...

Xihua stood up and said, "Li Bai, you are very interesting. When will I see you again?" I asked her in a low voice, "You don't really believe that he is Li Bai anymore?"

Xihua replied in a low voice: "I almost believed it." Then she said to Li Bai, "Maybe you don't drink next time, let's talk about Kawabata Kangcheng and Haizi?"

Li Bai asked me: "Who is it?"

I said, "Haiko is a child who lives by the sea. Kawabata is unfamiliar. I only know Ai Iijima and Ran Mutoh."

This time it's time for the department to ask me: "Who are these two, poets?"

As I walked and pushed her, I said, "Yes, the adulterer poet."

I sent Xihua to the stage, and I came back to sit down and said, a little at a loss: "Lee...Uncle...Uncle..."

Li Bai waved his hand and said, "Just call Brother Taibai. Brother Du Fu is

of. "

Wow, the same treatment as Shisheng.

Li Bai asked me: "How do you call you?" 93b303

"My name is Xiao Qiang, you can call me Xiaoqiang or Qiangzi."

"Oh, Xiaoqiang is your character?"

I thought there was no such thing as Xiaoqiang, but I immediately thought that since I am receiving customers from ancient times, it is indeed a bit inconvenient to have no words. Wei Tiezhu still writes Xiangde.

But what is it called? Li Bai's characters are too white—Xiao Qiang's characters...very strong? If you need another number, you can't kill the layman?

I said to Li Bai, "Brother Taibai, have you been drinking well?"

"Well, it's seven or eight points." 93b303

"Then let's stay?"

"Yes..." Li Bai said he was going to stand up. I hurriedly helped him go out. After thinking about it, it would be better to send him directly to the school. The dormitory over there can already be occupied. Can you ask Xiang Yu to pick up and drop off someone in the six rounds? This guy is ready to go on the road with the help of the old car god, 50 meters plus and minus gears once and again with zero mistakes, and now he is moving the library.

Old Li was drunk, but now he drank again, and he vomited when he was out of the house. I put him in the car and sat for a while. Instead, he became energetic and looked at Wanjia*** and yelled. : "Hush!"

"Brother Taibai, is this more worth seeing than Chang'an?"

Li Bai ignored his strong curiosity and said, "Actually, I have only been in Chang'an for two years."

At this time, I started the motorcycle, and Li Bai leaned back and said with a bleak voice: "This thing will move!" Then he pointed at the car speeding on the street and was shocked, "Fantasy!"

"Brother Taibai, sit down, those who run are not, the ones sitting inside are the demons."

"...Where is this, is this the eighteenth floor?" Li Bai stood up excitedly and shouted, "I'm in the eighteenth floor of hell!"

"Brother Taibai, sit down..." 93b303

I think it’s not early to run more horsepower, Lao Li is really drunk crazy, he is very happy along the way, yelling, or opening his arms like Jack in the Titanic, yelling "Dapeng The same wind rose in the same day, soaring for ninety thousand miles." If the wind hadn't made him stand up, the old man might have really flown away.

I really can’t stand the poet’s abundant feelings, and I’m even more afraid that I can’t stand the fines of the traffic police. It’s too eye-catching to bring such a person with me. When I finally reach the suburbs, Lao Li has gone crazy and he has become very quiet. Finally he asked me: "Xiaoqiang, where is this?"

It seems that it is necessary to speed up the opening of the class with Li Shishi as the lecturer.

Li Bai may be the most confused of all the clients I received. In his memory, he was still drinking just now, and then he was taken away by two people, and then he came to this place where the world is full of "demons", which is Saying that there is no buffer at all, it is no wonder that I am going crazy.

Others are much better. In fact, the underworld, like prison, should be the most insightful place. For example, if two ghosts meet together, A asks B: Brother, which dynasty?

B: How about you?

A: I am from the Qin Dynasty.

B: I am from the Ming Dynasty.

A: What is the Ming Dynasty? 93b303

B: After you.

A: Yo, what happened to the Qin Dynasty in the end?

B: Let a man named Liu Bang be killed and changed the Han Dynasty.

A: Hey...

B: I don't know what happened to us in the Ming Dynasty.

At this time, a ghost from the Qing Dynasty came over, inserting a sentence: You Ming Dynasty, let us destroy the Qing Dynasty...

The Liangshan heroes are like this. They have been in the underworld to make things difficult for them, but they are an exception, because there are 300 of them, and both sides have stayed in the underworld for enough, like Qin Shihuang Jing Ke and the others. Did not stay much.

Therefore, it is very necessary to get an enlightenment class. This class has only two tasks: first, tell them that this is not the fairy world; second, let them understand that this place is not worse than the fairy world, and then go to the advanced class after the enlightenment class. Hobbies, in which direction do you want to develop in modern times, and then choose a special team that suits you...

I was very excited by my own ideas. When the car was driving in the vast field, Shixing suddenly came to me. I said loudly, "Hush!" Li Bai was taken aback. I smirked at him apologetically and said: "Brother Taibai, the younger brother also has a poem, and I want to behave in front of Brother Taibai."

"Oh, might as well chant."

I stopped the motorcycle, stood up, and opened my arms~www.wuxiaspot.com~ and said lowly and lyrically: "On the vast ground..."

Li Bai looked at me, approving, and then asked me to continue.

"Nothing..." I suddenly said something like this.

Li Bai nodded slightly and said, "Very straightforward, but very contagious."

Then I was silly, sighing, my inspiration is so short, it's not as long as ejaculation.

Li Bai was still listening, and after a long time there was no movement, he looked at me and said, "Go on, no questions yet."

I held back for a long time, and finally put out a question in an explosive manner: "The earth is vast!"

"It's over?" Li Bai asked.

"Well," I said embarrassedly, "Brother Taibai, how about my poem?"

Li Bai said blankly: "Are we coming soon?"

I also sat in the seat quickly, and everyone said, "Well, it's coming soon."