The First Chaos In History

It was still light after the meal, Xiang Yu put down the dishes and chopsticks me down and went downstairs. He was by the van door and said, "You have to teach me to drive today anyway."

I got into the car helplessly, Xiang Yu sat next to me and watched, while following my actions, he muttered to himself: "Ignite, pull on the handbrake, press on the clutch, put in gear..."

I drove the car to the entrance of the elementary school. The students were out of school. The door was locked. The old man was drinking tea in the reception room. I shouted, "Uncle, open the door, shall we practice the car?" The old man didn't even look at it. We shook our hands directly and continued to **** his water.

Xiang Yu said violently, "I'll kick the door open."

I hurriedly held him down and said, "Do you want to come again in the future?" He gave up.

I took out two boxes of Zhonghua from the cardboard box on the car and walked into the communication room and placed it in front of the old man. I thought that an old man watching the door would be extremely excited when he saw the red Chinese cigarettes. Quite calmly, he dismantled the cigarette slowly, chatted with me a few words, clicked on one, took a sip, then stood up, holding the key to open the door, and finally I was about to get in the car before he patted my shoulder Said: "You can, young man, just come in the future-this Chinese cigarette is actually real!" Then I knew that he has been fooling him when I took two packs of fake cigarettes. 93b303

I drove the car to the playground, turned off the fire and said to Xiang Yu: "Come on, don't you already know how to start?"

Xiang Yu moved to the driver's seat, froze for a while, and asked me: "What is the first step?" I put my head on the glass and said depressed, "Ignite!"

"Oh..." He just turned the key. Actually, he was not to blame. Many people were like that. They were croaked in theory and became silly as soon as they got into the car. After all, Xiang Yu was from 2000 years ago.

He caught fire, lowered his head to find the clutch, stepped on it, and knew it was in gear. Then as soon as the gas was given, the car stalled...

"Brother Yu. Shall we put the handbrake down first?"

"Oh..." He screwed the car, put down the handbrake, stepped on the clutch, then gave the gas, the car turned off...

"The clutch should be put down slowly, and the oil can be supplied after the car moves."

"Oh..." Xiang Yu sweated on his forehead, and started to mess around again.

After half an hour. Where the car was, and where is it now? Xiang Yu's performance in learning to drive is lackluster. I didn't intend to teach him properly, but it was strange that if I met a stupid apprentice, I wanted to teach him.

I drove Xiang Yu onto the co-pilot and asked him, "Can you ride a horse?"

Xiang Yu wiped his sweat and said, "It's much harder than riding a horse. I will be able to ride a horse after 4 years."

"Okay, now you treat it as if you are riding a horse and make fire. You saddle the horse, which means you are going to ride it; when you release the handbrake, you release the reins; when you step on the clutch, you are already on the horseback. ; Putting on gear, you knocked your horse's stomach; then you released the clutch and gave it oil, but you gave it a whip-doesn't it start to run?"

Xiang Yu said in surprise: "Unexpectedly, you can still ride a horse."

"I haven't even ridden a donkey. Didn't you force it?"

Facts show that Xiang Yu's IQ is still very high. A person who can be invincible in the world after just a few days of learning kung fu, in addition to the so-called roots, has a very strong comprehension-can't be treated as idiots.

Xiang Yu's actions this time are quite smooth, but what he says is: "Saddle, untie the reins, get on the back of the horse, knock on the stomach, give another whip..."

The van started to move, Xiang Yu stepped on the accelerator excitedly, and the car ran faster and faster, but it was now in first gear. After the accelerator pedal died, the car was also yelling, Xiang Yu clutching the steering wheel, laughing, a bit arrogant and arrogant, the Overlord of Western Chu felt that he had found the ground to gallop again. 93b303

As soon as the car ran, it was considered to have overcome the most difficult hurdle. I was relieved, seeing that the front was about to turn, and said to him: "Turn the steering wheel."

This was clearly a sharp left turn, but Xiang Yu desperately turned to the right, and the car was about to hit the wall. I yelled: "The direction is reversed!" Xiang Yu was still turning to the right, and I yelled: "Step on the brake! Step on the brake!" Xiang Yu said dazedly, "Ah? Where is the brake?" 93b303

Damn it! He knew the difference between accelerator and brake when he saw me driving for the first time, and now he asked me again.

Just two seconds before the car was about to hit the wall, I was anxious to become wise, and shouted: "Circumference—!"

Xiang Yu subconsciously stepped on the brake...

I patted my beating heart, and it took me a long time to say: "Brother Yu, you don't even know the left and right?" 93b303

Xiang Yu turned the steering wheel in confusion, and said, "Why is the direction the other way around? When riding a horse, I want it to go to the left. Of course it is to turn the horse's head to the right?"

Hey, it was because I didn't think well, and I almost made a misfortune, but fortunately, I let him rein in his horse, instead of pulling the steering wheel down, he stepped on the brakes.

After getting acquainted for a while, Xiang Yu was already able to run around in the first gear. I checked my watch and said, "Brother Yu, let's be here today. I have something else to do."

Xiang Yuzheng was terribly fart, and said casually: "You go first, and I will return by myself in a while."

"I'm afraid... it won't work..." I said tremblingly, letting him drive back, and he wouldn't have to die like "Grand Theft Auto"? 93b303

Xiang Yu stopped the car and said impatiently: "If you want to go fast, can you still believe in my riding skills?"

Of course I can’t believe it. How can I be relieved by someone who hasn’t even learned the second gear and reversing? But I saw that he was very interested in pushing me, and got out of the car hurriedly, bit the bullet and said: "Then you drive slowly when you return, and you stop downstairs and call for buns."

Xiang Yu suddenly said, "Should I drive you?" I shook my head like a rattle.

Xiang Yu ignored me again, slammed into the car door, and drove away with a gear.

I walked back frowning and rode my motorcycle to the bar. It was a little past 9 o’clock. Before the peak time, Zhu Gui and the others were not there. Li Jingshui and Wei Tiezhu were already awake, hiding in the manager’s room. When they came out, the women in miniskirts with their cleavage exposed them frightened them. They felt that they violated military discipline at a glance. I asked Sun Sixin to lead them to a corner to adapt slowly, and then asked Xiaosun Zhugui where they were. Sun Sixin said: "The'screwdrivers' have come, and Manager Zhu is talking to them."

With a cry, I walked upstairs to the box area, and Sun Sixin shouted behind me: "Brother Qiang, they are not in the box."

"Where is that?"

"It's behind the bar."

As soon as I heard it, I felt fuzzy. Behind the bar, facing the back of the next residence building, it is an alley. Except for the occasional migrant workers who go in to pee, it is definitely a person.

The place, in other words, it’s also a good month for a month of black wind and high murder. 93b303

I hurried out, and Sun Sixin shouted: "Brother Qiang..."

I stopped to look at him.

"The screwdrivers came with more than 20 people. Only Manager Zhu took him here. Did you call all the big brothers that day..."

I cried, "This is even worse." The screwdriver asked for someone to come. Zhu Gui and the others might still take him as a personal character. Now he leads so many people to demonstrate, and he is very successful. I walked to the door, remembered one thing, and then said to Sun Sixin: "You will be the second deputy manager here from now on. Do you worry about the bar."

Xiao Sun seemed to be emotionally fluctuating, but he controlled it well, nodded vigorously at me and said, "Don't worry, Brother Qiang."

I ran to the small alley on the back of the bar, and saw Zhang Qing and Yang Zhizheng standing there chatting with their arms folded. Looking inside the alley, I was so angry that I was squatting: Zhu Gui was squatting with his head in his arms. On the ground, he was being beaten up by more than a dozen bad boys, and there were a few punks standing around, Huang Mao among them.

I didn’t care about anything else. I wanted to rush inside when I was looking for guys everywhere. Zhang Qing pulled me aside and said, "Zhu Gui said he wants to deal with it alone."

I calmed down to look at Zhu Gui. This time I was angry and smiling. This guy is really worthy of the nickname "Dry Land Hulu". He has a thick skin. I saw him put his arms on his head and block his fists. It didn't hurt, his eyes were squinting up, and he was still talking. He said, "Thanks for your hard work, ask, who is the boss?" When he saw me, he took the time to greet me: "Xiaoqiang is here?"

I was relieved and smiled: "You are busy with you."

Feeling insulted, the little ruffians increased their fists and feet to greet them. At this moment, a man pushed aside the crowd, holding a screwdriver in his hand. He pierced Zhu Gui's back fiercely, and cursed: "I make you poor!" My heart was pulled: No matter how tough people are, they can't stand this.

Zhu Guihu rolled away. Looking at this humanity: "Are you a screwdriver?"

Screwdriver: "I am!"

Zhu Gui gave a "hey" and violently grabbed the screwdriver's hair. This hand pulled down, and the other hand clenched into a fist, facing a cannon from the sky.

The ruffians originally thought this was a horrible bag, but under the paralysis, no one expected that once he shot so fiercely and quickly, the screwdriver's hair would get a lot of hair. Blood oozes out, and flowers bloom on his face.

A scumbag pulled out a steel pipe and slammed it on Zhu Gui's thigh. Zhu Gui drew away lightly, kicked the screwdriver's thigh, and then pulled him into a corner. Only then did the scumbags react and encircle the group again. Assault Zhu Gui, every time he hits him, he fills up the screwdriver. When he kicked him, he ignored the person who kicked him, and still kicked back to the screwdriver. The screwdriver was held down by Zhu Gui so hard that he couldn't make it. At this time, Huang Mao untied the chain around his waist and a chain was drawn. Zhu Gui groaned with pain on the wound on Zhu Gui's buttocks. Without saying anything, he grabbed the screwdriver that fell on the ground and pierced it into the bottom of the screwdriver, and then patched a big foot on the upper wound. The screwdriver cried out in pain.

Zhu Guibi saw blood, but he didn't care. He kicked the screwdriver and said with a sneer: "How do your men beat me. I will beat you!"

At this time, a rotten boy drew out an egg-thick steel pipe, and tried his best to follow Zhu Gui's back. Zhu Gui was somewhat dull, did not escape, was smashed, and his chest sounds came out, but after all Strong didn't fall down, Zhu Gui grabbed the rotten boy with an elbow, grabbed his steel pipe, and jumped high to give the screwdriver a steel pipe. Just listen to a click, as if something is broken. Zhu Gui wiped his blood and smiled grimly: "It's fair enough, even the strength is the same."

I threw the cigarette **** on the ground and trampled it out, and said to Zhang Qing, "I shouldn't care about it?"

Zhang Qing said: "It's okay, it's almost over."

The screwdriver was dying and said: "Don't... don't fight..."

Zhu Gui said: "I didn't beat you, you are all your own hands."

At this moment, most of the ruffians were already shocked, and they stopped their hands. As a result, a little gangster confiscated his hand for a while, and a mouth was drawn on Zhu Gui's face, and he looked at the people around him who had already retreated in amazement. Zhu Gui didn’t even touch him, and even smiled at him. His mouth was full of blood foam. He lifted the screwdriver up and rounded it was a super big slap. After a loud noise, the screwdriver crackled and spit out his teeth. Xueshui, Zhu Gui held him to his chest, pointed to the little **** and said, "Look, he slapped you with this slap, don't blame me."

The screwdriver was angry and dull, and didn't even want to take the little bastard's face with a slap. After beating the little **** for a long time, he suddenly ran away crying.

Yang Zhishi smiled and said, "Zhu Gui, this kid is too detrimental."

Zhu Gui carried a soft screwdriver and circled the place. Whenever he came to a ruffian, he stuck his face up and said provocatively: "Come on, fight, I'm going to fight back. I am your grandson!" The screwdriver hysterically shouted, "No. Fight, don't fight!"

I don’t know if I should be happy or cold when I see this. Only then did I really understand the meaning of the nickname "Dry Land Hulu": You see Zhu Gui usually smiles, but at this time it is really ruthless than a crocodile. Bloodthirsty.

At this time, a person outside the group of ruffians estimated that their psychological endurance had reached their limit. They pulled out a small machete from the collar that had been useless, and rushed up in the light of Zhu Gui. Zhu Gui didn’t even look at him. At a glance, he stood there with his stomach erect, and whispered in the screwdriver's ear: "He cut me, I cut you!"

The screwdriver was so scared that his soul was gone, and I didn’t know where it was so strong. He grabbed the stick in the hand of a person next to him and stood in front of Zhu Gui. The **** was probably determined to die, so he rushed up with his eyes closed. , I didn’t see that the person in front had changed, and I didn’t know how to dodge. He was thrown to the ground by a screwdriver. The screwdriver pointed at him and cursed fiercely: "You bastard, you clearly want to kill Lao Tzu as the boss. "Then hurriedly turned around and smiled with Zhu Gui.

Zhu Gui kicked the screwdriver over, and said, "Do you still want to follow such a boss?"

A gangster threw the steel pipe in his hand on the ground, glanced at the screwdriver, and quietly asked Zhu Gui: "Can we go?"

Zhang Qing said slowly at this time: "I thought my brother really beat it for nothing? Everyone should leave something." Yang Zhi pulled him and said, "Forget it, these people are more sensible than Niu Er."

Zhang Qing shook his head helplessly, and said to those people, "Go away."

A dry ruffian ran away like an amnesty, and only the yellow hair remained. He admired Zhu, "Big Brother, I will go with you in the future."

Zhu Gui waved his hand impatiently: "Fuck me, take the broken copper and iron on my head and behave well, rolling." Huang Mao had to leave disappointed.

Zhu Gui stepped his foot on the screwdriver's head, and the screwdriver yelled in horror: "Big brother, big brother, aren't you going to hit me?" He got a stabbing on his butt, and there are probably less than 5 teeth left in his mouth. Little meaning, the bones on the shoulders were also broken by Zhu Gui, soft on the ground like a half-dead toad.

"If you don't fight, you can tell me where Liu Xuan is?"

"I don't know Liu..."

Before he finished speaking, Zhu Gui stamped his foot on his face, and spit out the blood. Yang Zhi looked at him and shook his head again and again, and walked closer and said, "Let me kill him. I can't bear it. "I hurriedly held him back, and finally Yang Zhi sighed and went back.

Zhang Qing said: "Brother Yang Zhi is softhearted..."

Zhu Gui stepped on the screwdriver, a fierce light flashed in his eyes, and words popped out of his throat: "Don't say you don't know the surname Liu, or I will step your head into the ground."

"I know and I know... but I only have a phone with the surname Liu. I kept calling and turned off. I am really unfamiliar with him. People like him look down on me." 93b303

"Give me the number! Or I will step on you into the ground if you don't turn it on."

The screwdriver took out the phone and looked at it and cried: the phone was broken at some point. Of course, he was distressed by the phone. He saw that Zhu Gui was getting angry, for fear that he would actually step on it.

I saw it almost, and walked up and said, "It's better than him and I want it."

Zhu Gui said in surprise: "You have it too?"

I pointed to the wound on my face and said, "I went to see him this afternoon."

"Why didn't you tell me?"

"Lao Zhu, let's stop this matter. I have patted his head squarely for you. If you don't believe me, you can ask Li Jingshui and the others."

Zhu Gui said angrily: "Why didn't you let me go?"

"Are you a guest, how can you do this kind of physical work?" I said haha.

Zhu Gui glared at me fiercely, but knowing that Liu Xuan had already been punished, he was relieved a lot. He opened his legs, lifted the screwdriver, and asked him, "Do you know why I hit you?"

The screwdriver shakes like a sieve. Said: "I shouldn't have known Liu."

"anything else!"

"...I shouldn't have been blinded to collect your protection money from Big Brother."

"anything else!"

"…I have no idea."

"Well, I don't know either. It's just because you don't pleasing to your eyes-go away."

Then Zhu Gui embraced Zhang Qing’s and me’s shoulders affectionately and said, "Let’s go and drink."

A stone in my heart finally fell to the ground, and Liu Xuan's affair could finally come to an end. As I thought, the heroes knew that Liu Xuan had been forced to leave his hometown. 93b303

We entered the bar and saw a table full of people. I squeezed in and saw that it was Yang Zhi. This guy was so ugly and silent, when did he become so popular?

I saw that he was holding a barrel in his hand with a cup full of banknotes in front of him. Yang Zhi poured wine into the cup and said, "This is the wine made by my own brother. You don't want to give me money."

Zhang Qing let out a "yo hello", and then it became clear that Yang Zhi was holding the bucket that we drank in the afternoon, "three bowls were not enough". A few of us drank a half bucket in the afternoon. Just now, after Yang Zhi came back, he was very boring, so he found out and drank it again. One of the characteristics of this wine is its strong aroma. Soon a buddy next to Yang Zhi couldn't help it and offered to buy a glass for a taste. Yang Zhi didn’t Seriously, poured him a glass. But I didn’t ask for money. But the more he drank, the more addicted he became. I am embarrassed to ask for it again. This time I have to use money to buy it. People around me are gradually attracted. One is smelling the smell of wine. Come here to join in the fun. Interestingly, since Yang Zhi didn’t say sell, there was no price. People lined up and waited to buy wine with glasses. When it’s their turn, they gave 100, 50, and at least 20 yuan. Land, there is also a 100 U.S. dollar bill among them.

After the first person gave the money, Yang Zhi wanted to chase it back, but everyone behind them urged him to pour the wine. In this way, the money piled in front of him became more and more, Yang Zhi flushed with anxiety, and even the green color faded a lot. He repeatedly said: "This wine does not require money-this wine does not require money -" Wait for more than half a barrel of wine There was nothing left. The money in front of him almost covered the table. People who hadn't bought it all protested. When they knew that Yang Zhi was a friend of the bar owner, they were even more dissatisfied, saying that the bar was hiding something private and Sun Sixin was calming down. When they saw me here, they explained the situation, and I said, "This is not easy to do. I will hire a car to fill it in the village tomorrow.

At this time, the bar was fragrant, and even the customers in the corners and boxes were attracted to salivation, and they revolted and joined the queue for drinks.

Sun Sixin suddenly jumped onto the stage. UU read www.uukanshu.com cleared his throat and said: "Thank you all for coming and joining us. Our store has just launched an experimental product. I believe many friends have already experienced it. Now I announce that from Starting tomorrow, this experimental product will be officially available to customers in our store!"

The young man’s brain is alive. I looked at him appreciatively. Suddenly someone in the audience asked loudly, “What’s the name of this wine?”

Sun Sixin was taken aback, and hurriedly searched for me in the crowd with his eyes. I was also sweaty. In a hurry, thinking that this wine was discovered by Wu Song and brewed by Du Xing, he lip-synched at him, and Sun Sixin stared at his mouth. After watching for a long time, no one in the audience spoke, waiting for him to sign up.

After watching for a long time, Sun Sixin finally realized that I was talking about four words, then he put the microphone to his mouth and said solemnly: "This wine is called five-star juniper!" I patted my head.

Someone in the audience immediately asked: Is there a six-star? Others asked: how much is a cup?

Sun Sixin looked at me again, and I thought that ordinary loose wine was only one or two yuan per catty, and that it would not lose money by selling it for 5 yuan, so I stretched out 5 fingers at him.

Sun Sixin exclaimed excitedly and sentimentally: "Our five-star gin will be offered a big bargain tomorrow, 50 yuan a cup!"