The First Chaos In History

Let Shiqian continue to sleep, wondering how he can find Xuan first or be saved. This is not a joke. If he removes his arm, he has to be sentenced to several years for the accomplice? But this kid is really annoying, besides removing his arms, he has to show him some color. 93b303

I rode my motorcycle back to the pawnshop, and Baozi is still the morning shift this week and has already left. Master Li was cleaning the house, Winning Fatty was playing Double Dragon with Jing Ke, and Liu Bang naturally went to work. According to Ersha, he sent text messages to the "Black Widow" he met at the bar late yesterday.

Xiang Yu was lying on the floor abnormally, with his arm pillowed, his eyes burning, thinking about his van.

Every time I come back, I feel a sense of peace and satisfaction when I see them. I start to feel that we are really like a big family.

I hugged a pillow and ran downstairs, and I slid on the sofa to get him a good night's sleep. Anyway, I usually have no one here, and I can still see the shop.

Just when I was about to fall asleep in a daze, Uncle Zhao’s second boy, Zhao Bailian, suddenly yelled: "He is murderous!" He squatted at my door. The shout made me sit up in shock. I was about to scold him. A van parked in front of my door. The doors on both sides were opened at the same time. Six big men jumped out from it, plus a total of 8 people in the cab, all of them were led by the door. The one who picked up the ashtray hit the table vigorously, stared at me and asked, "Are you Xiao Qiang?"

"I just... what are you looking for?" I just wanted to agree, when I saw that they were all carrying sticks, Xiaoqiang had retired from the world for many years, this point of view is still there, and it seems that he is smashing the shop. of.

The head said viciously, "Stop talking nonsense, are you?"

I hurriedly beaten my spirits, stood up and said, "You are waiting for me to call you." I rushed upstairs and shouted, "Brother Yu, your van is in stock!"

There was only a loud noise above his head. Xiang Yu wore slippers and big pants and a fierce tiger went down the mountain, and said like Hong Zhong: "Where?"

I licked and hid behind him, stuck my head out and said, "I am Xiao Qiang, what are you looking for?"

Xiang Yu’s appearance really shocked the eight people, but when they saw that we were nothing more than two, they still didn’t look at them. The head waved the stick in his hand and said brazenly: “You’re a bastard! !" Saying that I was about to smash my computer while holding a stick, I shouted, "Stop!"

At the other end, I quickly said: "Don't smash things, let's change places and smash people? You have also seen me, which is worthless. Besides, the neighbors are all old men and women, and they are nosy, what if you call the police?"

The head sneered: "Xiao Qiang, you guys are really a man, I don't fear you can run away, so where do you want to go?"

I said, "The school is on holiday today. There is an elementary school not far from here. Can you go there?" I squeezed Xiang Yu's waist as I was speaking. Of course Xiang Yu understood the situation. He turned to me and said, "How about 8 people? Hit, I'm not going."

The other end laughed wildly: "The surname is Xiao, your friend is persuaded. It's a man who is just a burden. We will wait for you at the door for 1 minute!" He said and led the people out.

I stabbed Xiang Yu and said, "I heard Brother Meiyu, I said you are arrogant."

Xiang Yu didn't care at all, and said lightly, "Will you kill them all? Why do you tell me to do it?" He was about to go upstairs again. I forgot that he always regarded me as a **** with no limits. 93b303

I stubbornly grabbed Xiang Yu and said, "Do you still want bread? I promise you Brother Yu, as long as you level them for me, I will not only get the bread for you within 3 years, but also provide a teaching package."

Xiang Yu turned around and said, "Really?" 93b303

"You are a grandson!"

Xiang Yu walked towards the eight people without saying a word. He was still too confused. If Hu Sanniang had to say: Give me a grandson, are you younger?

I grabbed Xiang Yu again, and he said impatiently: "What's wrong?"

"Brother Yu, you won't be able to kill people later, and there are no better ones who have broken arms and legs. The ideal state is that they will be able to heal suddenly after lying on the bed for a month."

Xiang Yu thought for a while in a very embarrassed manner, and the gang of hooligans outside the door shouted: "The time is up, you will smash your shop if you don't come out again--" He went out and said, "I will try my best."

Our group of 10 people followed to the school. Eight of them were tight-fitting and murderous. Xiang Yu and I were foolish. This scene was a bit like being escorted to the execution ground. This time I made an exception and didn’t bring the bricks. I don’t believe Wan The enemy Xiang Yu beats 8 people and I still need me-these 8 are misunderstanding Xiang Yu, and he can almost get excited when he comes to 800 today. The 8 people are a bit like eating sparrow tongues to him.

The small door of the school was open, and the old man at the gate was probably playing chess. I tried hard to bring the group of people inside. I knew that there was a small playground behind the school. The ground was narrow and it was not easy for anyone to escape. These 8 people started to prevent me from running++ like watching an idiot-this place, even if you kill people, no one will see it.

Then they lined up. I raised my arms and legs, and there was no stretch on my whole body. I jumped into the circle with a lunge, and pointed to Xiang Yu: "You can knock him down!" When I said Shi Chi, I jumped out with another lunge. 5 away, if the anger does not grow out and does not change color, it is

The demeanor of a teacher.

The 8 couldn't help but broke up, grabbed the stick, rushed to Xiang Yu and slammed, and then there was a scene that broke me: Xiang Yu didn't have the slightest strength to fight back!

He awkwardly blocked the stick that was swept by the strong wind with his arm, but he didn't move at all. He was like a big stupid bear. After he blocked it, he simply couldn't stop him, letting others beat him, but his skin was thick enough. , The stick bounced back when hit on the body, but Xiang Yu didn't say anything.

I shouted: "Brother Yu, fight back!"

Standing in the circle of sticks that rained down, Xiang Yu said helplessly at me: "I don't know how to fight. You don't want to die or be disabled. I haven't done this before."

I sweated on my forehead and said, "Don't be afraid of being disabled, just don't kill you."

As soon as my voice fell, Xiang Yu's arms grew violently, and he grabbed someone and threw him into the sky with a long smile. At the same time, the huge figure had flashed in front of someone, pushing him into the ground half a metre deep, and raising his leg. Kicked one away, and the man smashed the two on the ground.

In the blink of an eye, five people have been beaten into the air like small pieces of paper. The luckiest thing was that Xiang Yu was thrown into the sky at first, because he was actually not injured, but he quickly He became the most unlucky one-Xiang Yu didn't pick him up.

The three people on the field didn’t even react to what’s going on. They saw that their companions disappeared below the half-meter line. Xiang Yu grabbed them one by one and touched them lightly. The two of them seemed to be sitting on the 24th floor. Like a roller coaster in hours, my legs circled around the small playground, looking at the door in a straight line.

He stood there alone with the head left, holding the stick in his hand, his legs trembling, and Xiang Yu didn't feel embarrassed to hit him. 93b303

I walked up to him and stretched out my hand and said, "Give it to me." He consciously handed the stick to my hand. I hit my head and covered my face with a beating, and said, "Did Liu Xuan call you to come? Yesterday's bar. Did you do this thing?" Xiang Yu turned his head beside him and said, "Ah-you are so cruel."

These 8 are of course the 8 last night, they are not familiar with Liu Xuan, nothing more. I stopped my hand and leaned on a stick and said to them: "This meal is going to be light today. You have already been targeted by people. They love killing people and your whole family. If you don't want to get in the newspaper, move quickly." These people's faces were pretty unpleasant. 93b303

I said again: "There is also to tell Liu Xuan, so I still advise him to run away, do you remember what I said?" 93b303

Only 7 of the 8 heads are at the point-one has a dislocated neck.

"Get out!"

The 8 people were supporting each other and walking out. I suddenly remembered something and nodded the head with a stick: "You stop."

He softened his leg and threw himself on the ground. I said, "I saved so many of you, and don't let me beat you. In fact, you are the least injured. How can you repay me?" I was telling the truth, Xiang Yu's These dozens of times and mine are the difference between internal injuries and external injuries.

Seeing my head, I didn’t understand, so I simply said, "Give me your car key." He was very happy, put the key of the van on the ground, and said to me: "There is a half-paper box in the car. We just came to China. , It’s time to honor you, and the clutch of that car is high, and you bother when you step on it."

This sentence made me amused, this kid is so cute, I took out all the money in my pocket to him-you know I am half rich now, and I often carry thousands of dollars in my pocket. , The money is enough to buy a broken van on the black market. Then he threatened him again to let them move.

In this way, the time adjustment has broken this line, and I can at least spare a few more days to figure out a solution.

I was thinking about my own business, and Xiang Yu was thinking about his business too: He grabbed the car key and ran back. I didn't follow him crazy, I didn't believe he could drive the car by himself.

I wandered slowly back to the pawnshop, and saw Xiang Yu already sitting in the car, and humming the car like I did. I was impressed by the fact that I could do this.

I stuck it on the glass and watched him play around. Xiang Yu embarrassedly sat on the co-pilot and opened the door for me. I got into the car arrogantly.

"Let go of the handbrake first, then turn the key, step on the clutch, and put on the gear slowly." Although I was correct in teaching, I acted very quickly deliberately. I actually didn't want him to learn too quickly. He was really driving and running. The consequences are disastrous. I found him a car to drive because I was afraid that he would collapse and prevent him from learning, because I was afraid that I would collapse.

I took out the key: "You practice these first today." 93b303

"How can I practice without the key?"

I said, "I don't worry if I have the key, so you can make do with it first, and I will make up for it."

I slept until dark, and Baozi didn't call me when I saw that I was snoring and eating. After I woke up, I felt dizzy and short of breath with a stuffy nose—I was sick.

Probably because I was too tired these two days and fell asleep on the sofa again. I think it's time to exercise. The boy in white robe who was in the wind with bricks and bricks in the past is now a bit invincible.

The steamed bun made me half a pot of pimple soup. I ordered a few drops of sesame oil and sucked it. A call came in with a very familiar voice. He kindly called me Xiaoqiang and said, "If I have time, come out and have a meal. ."

I asked vaguely: "You are..."

"I'm Liu Xuan, forgot so soon?"

I got back to my senses immediately

We just talked on the phone yesterday, and I said, "Don’t you speak with ‘*** not used to it."

Liu Xuan smiled awkwardly, and said sincerely, "Xiao Qiang, why didn't you say that you are the boss's person? We really flooded the Dragon King Temple."

Of course, Lao Hao, who opened a **** shop, had to deal with people on the road, but it was only a relationship of interest. He did not have much deterrent power. It was impossible for Liu Xuan to not know who the shop was before he wanted to smash my shop. After taking the dark loss, find yourself a step down, because he can't figure out my strength now.

He said again: "Do you have time, come out and sit down."

I said: "It's no good today. I'm sick. Drink pimple soup." 93b303

He was stunned for a moment. He probably didn't expect that I refused so happily. He reacted quickly and immediately said: "I used to have a little misunderstanding. Isn't it because of a broken manager position? Take it if you want." 93b303

I think it would be best if this matter can be solved in this way. At least he was soft. The most important thing for the heroes is face, and his arm may not be rare.

But things were not as simple as I thought. Liu Xuan began to pick up his accent again and said, "But when we come out and mix, we lose face if we lose our face. I have made appointments with a few seniors in the rivers and lakes. Come out, you can take a stand, call me Brother Sheng, let people know that I am a brother-in-law, so as not to misunderstand that I am timid and fearful. This is good for you and me, don't you?"

I'm completely annoying this person now. I don’t want to have a face, and I am a **** and set up a memorial. He understands what he means. It seems that he is too lazy to care about me in his capacity. Brother, give me the position of manager again.

Look at what I did to him? I wanted to save him wholeheartedly. From the first sentence I told him until I told him that I was drinking pimple soup, isn't there a truth?

I lost my patience and snorted and said to him: "Eat is free, then the manager, if you dare to do it, continue to do it. Finally, I would like to remind you to ask for more blessings."

"Xiao Qiang!" Liu Xuan said in a heavy tone, "My name is all decent people, don't you want to offend together?"

"The one with head and face is sea cucumber!"

"The surname is Xiao, I **** smashed with you!"

"Knock as soon as possible!" I'm really afraid that the master and the master will come next year, so I will be caught blind.

I regretted putting down the phone—I should really frighten him. Today’s call revealed his fear of me. He is not the kind of ruthless character who can fight with his wealth and life. Now I am most afraid of him hanging half-dead like this. Then, he didn't take the initiative to resign and didn't come back to work.

I leaned on the sofa like a big man worrying about the country and the people, and the bun said: "Drink quickly, it's cold!" The big man hurriedly continued to **** the pimple soup. When I saw Baozi bending down, the pearl that Master Li gave her rolled out of her chest. She lost consciousness for a while. Baozi saw me looking at her blankly, followed my gaze and cursed in a low voice: "I'm getting sick soon." Dead, still have this thought?" I realized that she had misunderstood me, and I said: "Leave the beads at home. How unsafe to wear them?"

The bun put it in his clothes casually: "Wearing it for fun, who can't steal it?"

This bead reminded me that I should hurry up about the small villa. What's embarrassing is that I am a little stretched in money after building the school and wrapping up the bar. After buying the house, if the wind bottle is not repaired or cannot be sold, What can I do to feed those hundreds of people? 93b303

But then a word from Baozi finally strengthened my idea. She said, "Would you like to cut some pickles for you." My tears almost came down, saying that people who are sick are emotionally fragile and easy to remember. Anyway, I am That's it.

I think it’s time to do something for the buns. As for the other things, I don’t want to think about it. I’m not Fan Zhongyan or Du Fu, let alone Bethune. I’m just a man who is already engaged and just for that dish of pickles. I also want to give her a big house.

I called Bai Lianhua, and as soon as she answered the phone, she chatted with me enthusiastically for a long time. She talked about her childhood and talked about where the clothes are on sale~www.wuxiaspot.com~ I didn’t talk a lot. I also asked if I still remember who I was. After listening to me, I heard it out: She had forgotten who I was at all, but she was afraid of offending others by speaking out, so she was playing with me. 93b303

I said, "Bai Guru, it's me, Xiao Qiang who plans to buy a house."

She got the impression right away, and said strangely: "Do you really plan to want that house?"

"How rare, didn't you want me to fight and cough with you?" Later I learned that Bai Lianhua really thinks like this. The reason is that I rode the ride. She said that she saw her riding a motorcycle with her size for the first time. The man whose wife buys a villa. 93b303

When I heard that I really wanted to buy it, Bai Lianhua was very excited. I asked her to prepare the relevant procedures and said that I would go to see the house tomorrow.

I hung up the phone, and Baozi started to babble on me again: "Hurry up and throw away your tattered cell phone. Are you really embarrassed?"

I broke the card out and threw the antique machine into the drawer. Anyway, I have a good night’s sleep today, and no one's phone is ready to answer. I said, "I'll change it tomorrow."

I don't know, it almost became a decision that I regretted my whole life.