The First Chaos In History

Said to Baozi: "You can take your cousin and they go first, I might go for something."

Baozi nodded and whispered in my ear while pretending to be a tender item, but what she said was: "You have to dare to take a bath with them, and be careful!" Then she stood up, said goodbye to the heroes, and stared at me before leaving. , I hurriedly said: "I will be careful."

The bun left and Sanniang Hu pinched my neck and asked, "What did she tell you?"

I grumbled and said, "She told me to stay away from you."

Sanniang Hu knew that I was in Hu Qin. She put her arm on my shoulder and said to Lin Chong, "Hey, have you noticed that the girl is like my second sister." Everyone nodded and laughed.

I knew she might be talking about Erniang Sun, and I couldn’t help asking: “Second sister looks like her too? No wonder my brother Zhang Qing can’t have the correct outlook on life and values, so perverted to the point of leaving the pork with pork buns.” Then I smiled and said, “ It turns out that you are only 24 years old, your Xiaoqiang brother, I am 27 this year...

Hu Sanniang punched me with a punch: "Didn’t my old lady tell you, I’m 900 years old this year, maybe the ancestors of your Xiao family’s more than a dozen generations have drank with my old lady." She glanced, and suddenly pointed out The scholar Xiao Rang said, "That might be your ancestor, so I'll smash it." Xiao Rang was really rude. He moved a stool and sat over and said, "Maybe it is true. Does your family have a genealogy?" This scholar's heart is bad!

I said humorously: "I heard my grandfather said that his father was not originally named Xiao, but he changed his surname after his stepdad."

Hu Sanniang said: "Then what do you say about your surname, I will find it for you, today you must recognize your ancestor and return to your ancestry."

This is the advantage of the large number of people. These more than 50 people have almost all surnames. Seeing that they are eager to try, they really want to recognize my cheap thirteenth-generation grandson. I said: "From what I can tell, our ancestors must also be law-abiding people, maybe they are after the **** of the scholarly family, and they definitely can't have the slightest connection with your elder brothers."

The good guys laughed and said: After the eunuch, we will make you the same.

Only Lin Chong's expression of hesitation seemed to arouse his sadness.

I hurriedly turned off the topic and said, "Brother Lin Chong. Last time you taught me the marksmanship I have improved a lot."

Lin Chong really lifted his spirits, "Oh, really?" As he said, he put an unopened bottle of beer in front of my eyes. Then I felt around, and I asked him what he was looking for. He said, "I'll find a stick for you. If you can break it, I will teach you another place."

Hearing what he said, several people nearby also helped to find, Xiao Rang asked, "How long is a stick?" 93b303

Lin Chong said: "The chopsticks are as long as that."

Then Xiao Rang picked up a straw from the ground and gave it to me...93b303

Lin Chong smiled and said, "He wants to be able to use this to break the bottle. I worship him as a teacher!"

Zhang Qing had been playing with a pistachio in his hand. Suddenly, with a flick of his thumb, the little thing was shot diagonally and hit the bottle of beer. With a "bang", the lid of the bottle was topped. After flying, the beer stood still there, only a few gusts of gas came out of the bottle mouth. Zhang Qing smiled and said, "Xiaoqiang, this is easier to learn than Lin's gun."

My eyes are bright, I want to learn this hand. After soaking in MM and buying a bottle of beer, it’s done, and it’s okay to participate in live TV! I took Zhang Qing's hand and said, "Brother teach me!"

Zhang Qingdao: "This is simple. You only need to focus on a goal, lock it with your mind and spirit, and master the strength by yourself. If you have more experience, you will be familiar." Zhang Qing stuffed a pistachio into my hand and pointed to it. Say from a distance, "Do as I said. You must do it, lock it with your mind first!"

I looked around for a long time before I said in a daze, "What is locked?"

"That wine bottle, as long as you knock it down, it will be a success."

I followed his hand and saw that he was talking about an empty bottle on Li Kui's table.

"Is it locked?" Zhang Qing asked.

"Locked up!" I was nervous in my heart. I'm going to practice the magical powers of snapping fingers. After that, I don't have to go to the toilet in the middle of the night by putting melon seeds on the bedside!

"bomb!"

Following Zhang Qing's order. I snapped my white fingers...

The bottle didn’t move. I was really prepared for this. The magic is that the pistachios didn’t know where it was. After a second or two, I heard someone on the dance floor screaming, "Damn, who would take it." Pistachio lose me?"

Zhang Qing patted me on the shoulder and said, "Although the quasi-head is a bit short, the strength is not bad."

I am embarrassed to say: "Practicing with a cigarette butt."

By this time it was very late. Eighty percent of the guests in the bar were gone, and most of the rest were young couples cuddling and whispering together. The music was also much relieved, and the heroes drank seven or eight minutes. Hu Sanniang stood up and stretched out a big slouchy waist. The two jade rabbits on his chest almost came out of their clothes, and they seemed to have a small waist and a slender grip. I now feel that Wang Ying’s death is really lucky for him. At least I didn’t have the reputation of being a fallen hero, or I would have to die on this woman’s belly sooner or later. Hu Sanniang didn’t know that I was full of dirty thoughts, and asked me carelessly: "How do I sleep tonight?"

Dai Zong stood up and clasped his fists and said, "Brothers, I'm going back, I'll recognize the bed." After he said, he put a horse on his leg and rushed out of the bar after doing magical methods. The waiters were shocked, and then I said. They didn't plan to chase after I checked out.

Now it would be impossible to get these 50 people to take taxis back. Once there were not so many, the drivers would not dare to run that far. There are 8 large boxes upstairs, one sofa can sleep 4, 5 small boxes can sleep 2 each, and the manager's room can sleep 2. Everyone can barely sleep enough to have one more person. Today, the heroes can drink 10,000 Eighth, I don't have that much cash, and I was thinking of a way. Chen Kejiao called and just let her settle it. Anyway, the money was returned to my pocket at the end of the month, but it was as good as paying a little service fee. 93b303

After working on all these messy things, I found the opportunity to talk to Chen Kejiao alone. The first thing of course was to ask her for Liu Xuan's phone number.

Chen Kejiao said vigilantly: "What do you want him to do on the phone? Who are the people who went to the bar today?"

I lazily said: "Since you have an inside line, it's impossible to just know that many people have come-don't you know that Zhu Gui was stabbed by someone?" 93b303

Chen Kejiao said calmly: "I'm just about to tell you about this. Let your two friends stop doing it. I will pay them to compensate them. Let them talk."

I said: "This time it's not a matter of money and land, the problem is that there is no money..."

"Ok?"

"Ah, I'm sorry, I said that I slipped my mouth before-this time I really can't solve it with money. My two friends have complicated backgrounds. You can't explain it clearly to you if you don't read fantasy novels." 93b303

Chen Kejiao laughed, with a bit of contempt: "Isn't it just a little power? It's fine to call more than 50 people in this room, but Liu Xuan is not like you]

Good for you, really. "

I was a little anxious and said, "I didn't want to touch him, I wanted to save him!"

Chen Kejiao said with a consistent high-pitched tone: "It's just you? Your friend doesn't seem to be hurt much, right? 200,000 is OK?"

I jealously said: "200,000, why didn't they stabbed me? Liu Xuan is the master of this matter?"

"I'm not sure, even if it's not him, I don't want to cause trouble anymore. You never told me that your friend's net worth is not clean."

"It's not simply unclean, it has a history of blood and tears-you should tell me Liu Xuan's phone number, it will be too late, maybe someone is already lying on the window of their house."

Chen Kejiao quickly said a number, and said coldly: "Since you want to solve it by yourself, I can't help it. Since the contract has been signed, I don't intend to breach the contract. I hope this year will pass as soon as possible-Mr. Xiao, it's really good to cooperate with you. Not happy!" She hung up my phone as she said.

Damn, you can change your posture if you are unhappy! Lie Lao Tzu to take this mess and haven't settled the bill with you yet.

I yelled and dialed, and I was picked up as soon as I rang, and a sullen voice asked, "Who the **** is calling so late?"

I said angrily: "You the **** you haven't slept when you call so late? Are you Liu Xuan?"

This kid was taken aback for a moment, probably shocked, and said slowly, "Who are you?"

"My name is Xiao Qiang, did you do the thing about the bar against time today?"

Liu Xuan hesitated for a while to find out who I was: "Hey, my **** is looking for you, where are you with the surname Xiao?"

I said sincerely: "I really can't tell you where I am. I'm not afraid that you will come to me, but that you won't be able to go back. You really did what happened today?"

"I did the fuck, let your two friends hurry up. I don't care about you and Chen Kejiao. I'm the **** in this bar."

"...Can you pay attention to your quality? I won't quarrel with you. I sincerely advise you to pack your things and leave here immediately. You will come back a year later, and you'd better take your whole family to Daxinganling to hide for a while. "

Liu Xuanmao said, "Fart, I have to copy you." It seemed that he took my words as a threat.

"Sorry, I didn't say clearly. You really offended people who shouldn't offend them. You grew up listening to these people's names, but I can't tell you..."

"You said Lei fourth?"

"Who is Old Fourth Lei?"

Liu Xuan heard that I didn't even know Lei Si. Rampant again: "Even if Lei Si has to give me a bit of face, what the **** are you, I'm **** fat with you, there is a kind of you move me!"

It seems that my brother Xiaoqiang is really outdated if he doesn’t ask questions about Jianghu for many years. I really haven’t heard of Lei Lao Si. It means that no one is afraid except Lei Lao Si, who is surnamed Liu. He and the group of enrolling students It's not the same thing, it's probably a bit of a gangster background. Today it cannot be said.

I said: "Let's do it for now, I will explain to you slowly later, oh yes. Have you seen "One Armed Sword"?"

Liu Xuan was taken aback by my jump and asked, "No."

"Go and see, it will be good for you."

This matter is not easy to handle, the other party is something that can't get in. I don't know what is good about this broken bar, it is worth not even the arm.

I stood in the corridor for a while and found out that the heroes are all asleep, where do I sleep?

Push open a box door. They are all sturdy big guys who can snore me out. According to my arrangement, they can sleep exactly 52 people, and Du Xing, Dai Zong and Shi Qian should be just right.

I just opened the door and searched half of the room. Hu Sanniang went to the bathroom and walked to her room. She was still wearing jeans underneath. When I looked up, I almost went into shock. I saw that she was wearing only a shirt without buttons, and the inside was empty without a bra. She saw me in the corridor, just holding it with my hands. In the middle of the shirt, the round upper hemisphere and the lower hemisphere on his chest appeared when he walked along, and when the breeze blew, the crystal waist was completely exposed.

She was a little sleepy at first. Seeing my uncomfortable appearance, she stood in front of me, tilted her head to look at me, and suddenly stroked my chin with her index finger, teasing unkindly, "Would you like to come in with me?" Her hair was often tied up. , Now draped over the shoulders, flowing in a wave shape, a few chucks hanging into the wide shirt, itching, waves and waves, really waves and waves!

But I don’t dare to believe what she said to her. I know she loves to play tricks on people. It doesn’t matter. A lot of things are fakes made real, but the problem is that I also know that this woman’s hands are too dark, don’t make fakes make me an eunuch. It's not so good.

Seeing that I was hesitant, she said disappointedly: "Forget it, you won't come to me to cross the door."

I didn't think about it, does she need to fork the door?

I’m so full of people who laugh when they meet each other, what kind of door is for the king, how to open, and I have a misunderstanding of the women of the Song Dynasty, that is, as long as they are beautiful women, they can hardly be lonely. Look at Yan Poxi, look. Pan Jinlian, look at Pan Qiaoyun... As a wife of a young age, Hu Sanniang is now issuing a vague invitation to me. How can you tell me not to boil with blood?

Also, I remember now. At the beginning, when I arranged people, I forgot to have a female land. In other words, according to the original arrangement, I should also share a house with Hu Sanniang.

Hu Sanniang looked back at me coquettishly when she entered the door, then closed the door slowly, and I stomped: "...Then I'll make do with this overnight."

Not long after I entered Hu Sanniang’s room that night, I began to gasp violently. My body kept undulating, and the sweat rolled down. I panted and said, "...San...San Sister, I really "It's not working." Hu Sanniang said in a charming voice: "No, I still want..."

"...Really...nothing...whoop..."

"Are you a man? Get up and keep doing it!"

It wasn't until the sky was up that Sanniang Hu sat on the bed and said, "I only did 200 push-ups in one night. I still dared to steal fishy, ​​and I still want to learn Kungfu, eh?"

I thumped and said regretfully, "I really just want to make do with one night."

Sanniang Hu threw a pillow on my head: "I just want to sleep for the night, and don't want to be responsible, eh?" She tossed her hair, and inadvertently revealed the fine clavicle and deep cleavage, but this time I can't think about anything. there is none left. After doing 200 push-ups, my limbs can no longer cooperate with me in any exercise.

When Hu Sanniang kicked me out of the room, she said that if I let her know that I'm sorry for the stuffed buns, she would confiscate an organ from me. Now women don’t know how to be implicit. Look at how nice the girls are. , Always blush and say "You are bad, you are bad", if it is not "I will show you no more"-Hu Sanniang must be counted as a woman in the past

Oh, by the way, she is a bandit, not the same. I will treat her as my sister from now on!

I just walked through the two rooms tremblingly. As soon as the box door opened, Zhang Shun and Ruan Xiaoer and Ruan Xiaowu came out. They greeted me refreshingly, "Xiaoqiang got up so early? Let's go swimming now?" "

I staggered my head against the wall, swimming? I did push-ups all night and now go swimming?

Zhang Shun led the way, and the Nguyen brothers walked out the door like a wind. After I rushed, I looked as firm as a loyal minister who was dragged out of the main hall. A fried dough stick..."

3 of them were also hungry. The 4 of us ate 20 fried dough sticks. Each of them ate 3 sticks. This is the first time that I have been better than Liangshan heroes in some respects. After the old man served me soy milk, I really wanted to drown in a bowl.

Today is Sunday. There were a lot of people in the swimming pool early in the morning. I led them 3 to buy swimsuits and swimming caps at the entrance of the swimming pool, and bought myself more diving glasses.

At the ticket office, they seemed to have smelled moisture and became excited. In the changing room, as the host, I wanted to remind them something, but after a long time, I couldn’t remember what to say. Finally, I reminded me. Self: Don't go to the deep pool!

When we walked into the swimming pool and looked at the blue, mirror-like water surface, they did not jump into the water with cheers like I thought. Ruan Xiaoer subconsciously put his hands in front of the shame and said embarrassingly : "Why are there still women?"

I saw several women of different ages in the swimming pool were already breaststroke. One of them was in excellent shape, wearing a black swimsuit, walking around in the deep pool like a mermaid, but it was a pity that he couldn't see his face.

Seeing all three of them hesitated, I sneered and said, "You have not been here for a short time. Don't tell me you haven't seen a bare-bottomed woman."

Ruan Xiaoer said with shame: "It's really the first time I have seen you..." 93b303

"Hey, they are all different. What do you care about them?"

Zhang Shun was cruel, and dived into the water with a dive. At the moment of entering the water, I finally yelled in excitement. The Ruan brothers followed closely. As soon as I walked to the edge of the pool, I saw that 3 had already swam to the other side. After turning back, Zhang Shun stood firmly in the water and wiped it. The face said, "Xiaoqiang, why don't you come down?"

I said hehe: "I can't swim?"

Zhang Shun took the air-conditioning and said to Ruan Xiaoer who had just appeared: "Xiaoqiang said he can't swim."

Ruan Xiaoer: "Huh? Are there anyone who can't swim?"

I am not anxious and said, "Don't Li Kui also know how to swim?"

Zhang Shun squirmed and scolded: "You mean I will go up and compare with you on land?" 93b303

Ruan Xiaowu got out of the water with a bang. Said: "This water is too soft, and there are no fish in the water." He sank again.

Zhang Shun came over again: "Come down to play, you can't buy tickets for nothing, right?"

I said, "It's better to spend money on tickets than to spend money on tickets and then drown." I saw Zhang Shun's intention to pull me into the water, and hurriedly trot to hide in the diving pool. My nose and mouth were full of water. When I feel I can’t hold back, I stand up and the water just passed my knee.

But when there are more people, I feel boring. A few children are holding plastic ducks and digging around at my feet. The adults on the shore are watching their children playing while playing by themselves—they all look at me and enjoy it. I'm the boss crawling out boringly. Sitting angrily on the edge of the deep pool, Zhang Shun said a few words to me in the water, and suddenly he sank. It turned out that Ruan Xiaoer was dragging his feet down from below.

The lifeguard who just went to work didn't care at first and blew a whistle to warn, but the two of them didn't come out after 40 seconds. The lifeguard panicked, and he ran to me and watched. I paddled my feet in the water and said to him: "Don't worry, those two are amphibians, fish that live on the shore, and you can stay in the water until you pay your salary next month."

Standing on the shore, you can vaguely see Zhang Shun and Ruan Xiaoer circling and tearing like two dragons in the water, causing dark waves to appear in the surrounding water from time to time. Ruan Xiaowu's skill in stepping on the water is truly amazing. Almost half of his body can come out of the water, as if I was standing in a shallow pool just now. If he can step on it in time, it is probably the legendary stepping on the water without a trace.

I asked Ruan Xiaowu to call the two up. Ruan Xiaowu walked a few steps down from the water to the shore like a staircase, and said: "No matter, I have to tell you to go by yourself. I'll go to the toilet."

Xiao Wu is really kind, knowing that he won't solve it in the pool.

The lifeguard was completely brain disabled, and he stood before me with his mouth wide open, motionless. Many people passing by us said: "Who is this statue?" It took a long time for the lifeguard to say: "Are you sure those two are not the dolphins you brought?"

At this moment, a figure sat next to me silently. I turned my head and saw that it was the black mermaid with great figure. Now I can finally see her face clearly. It is a flawless face with two big eyes. She was almost as big as her mouth, her eyelashes were very long, she was still hung with water drops, and she had short hair gathered behind her head mentally. She was about ten years old. She was really a stunning little beauty.

Now I have the same expression as the lifeguard just now. She saw that I was watching her and smiled politely at me: "Hello, my name is Ni Siyu."

I beckoned to her stupidly: "—

But Ni Siyu obviously didn't care what my name was. She stared at Zhang Shun and Ruan Xiaoer who were playing underwater and said, "What is the relationship between those two people and you?"

With frustration and vanity at the same time, I said without even thinking: "These are two ineffective pieces of waste that I taught."

As expected, Ni Siyu's eyes lit up: "Really?"

I turned my head to express my disdain to answer, UU read www.uukanshu.com but immediately turned around: I can't bear Ni Siyu's perfect facial features.

"Can you tell me how you taught them?"

I sneered with self-satisfaction, and said viciously: "It's very simple, not fast is a whip, and if you can't help it, it's a whip." 93b303

Ni Siyu smiled faintly, it seemed that she was not as cheating as she showed. There was a bit of vicissitudes in this smile, which was far from what a girl of this age could have.

Suddenly she stretched out the catkin and grabbed my hand-so soft!

But does it need to develop so fast? Besides, is she a bit younger?

Then she said something terrifying: "Let's go down together and pull them away."

Then she couldn't help but pulled me into the water.

I yelled out of my mind: "I won't—"

I didn't finish the subsequent words, because my mouth was filled with water.