The First Chaos In History

　　 Author: Zhu Chengbi

　　 said in the last book, Zhang Xiaohua transgendered and crossed, and sailor moon flew into misfortune.

　　 Xiaoqiang held the Sailor Moon adult limited-level comic book ripped apart by the bun mm, crying, and bun stood aside and slapped his whip. . . Ah, no, it's a rag, "The surname is Xiao! Where did you find such a demon beauty!"

To say that this woman’s keen sixth sense is much stronger than Bronze Xiaoqiang, Baozi’s sixth sense even made her say the word "shemale", which is the most important word in the outline. She is indeed a man among women and the arsenic among men. .

Seeing the small universe of buns gathering secretly, Xiaoqiang still knows how to cry, "I am all a limited edition... Someone on the Internet offered 13 yuan for a copy, and I was not willing to sell it! My mother-in-law! Hey, I feel so sorry for me..." The buns were surrounded by black clouds, and the rain was about to come and the wind filled the building. This overcast wind made the crowd of five stumbling outside.

　　 "Not good, withdraw." After quickly appraising the strength of the two sides, Liu Bang briefly summarized the current situation and issued a specific action plan. The group of five left the battlefield with a whistle. (Ah, strong brother, it’s nothing to do with yourself, hang up high, and ask you to do more good deeds and accumulate virtue. This will be more wicked and lucky...)

　　 "Don't you tell me." Baozi said solemnly. "Huh?" Xiaoqiang looked up at Baozi with teary eyes, but did not see the signs of evil spirits on Baozi's face. "Very well, cousin, bring the door." Bao Zi didn't turn his head back and instructed Li Shishi, who was leaning on the door with a smile and eating potato chips while watching the battle. "Cousin, you can do it lightly." Li Shishi was really gentle. Like water, "Cousin, there are still animations of water and moon in the computer, hehe."

　　(...Women, the most terrifying creatures on the planet rank second, and the number one is the beautiful and innocent-looking women...)

　　 The group of five quickly rushed to the door and overheard the movement inside the door with a stack of arhats, only to hear the thunder in the door, the color of the mountains and rivers, the howling of ghosts and wolves, three minutes actually seemed like a century for a long time. Uh, of course, a century is just a fart for the group of five. . . "Jing Ke, your mother, but you are hungry." Winning Fatty was at the bottom, and the long fart of Jing Ke above made him sway from side to side, hitting the eavesdropping group of five Arhat Tower to collapse, and Xiang Yu's burly body slammed into it. Xiang Xiang's three-plywood door that was as brittle as a dead leaf, but there was only one, and they did not want to stop a **** slaughter from continuing.

　　The situation inside the door was that Baozi held the computer monitor high above his head and stepped on Xiaoqiang. A tragedy was about to happen, but he was abruptly interrupted by the intrusion of the five-member group. "I, I'm doing yoga with Qiangzi, haha, yoga." Obviously, Baozi still hopes to be a lady in front of others. Everyone in the five-person group raised their heads tall and looked down, ignoring Xiaoqiang who was lying on the ground.

Xiang Yu was obviously a little guilty for destroying such a good atmosphere and such a good wooden door. Nono said: "Strengthening the mountains and the world, and the time is not going to die. This yoga is a great way to strengthen the body! "

　　 Shishi Li Yiyiran walked over and probed, "Why do you squeeze so many people? Come two and help me wash the dishes." The group of five went to be Lei Feng with a sigh. Baozi slumped down the monitor, "Oh, this 15-inch broken computer is really heavy." Xiaoqiang jumped up and said, "I'll buy you a 22-inch ultra-thin LCD!"

　　 "Kneel down!" (Baozi mm watched too many palace dramas, sweat...)

　　 "Oh, forget it, you said that girl is really the granddaughter of the old man? Is she really mentally abnormal? Really want to live in our house?"

　　 "Going back to Lafayette, the little one dare not say half a lie."

　　 "Since this is the case, I will believe you once. If there is a falsehood in the future, I will not forgive! You can withdraw, I, I want to stay alone..."

　　 "Hey!"

Xiao Qiang, who took his life back, sighed for the unbearable lightness of life. The joy of keeping Xiang Shang’s head made him humming again, "I am a girl, a pretty girl, I am a girl, you don’t understand girls. ..." Zhang Xiaohua, who was sitting on the sofa, listened to him singing this song, and there was a tearing pain in her chest, wow! "Hey? What is broken?"

"It's my heart... Brother Qiang, I have to be a ladyboy for a year?!" Xiaohua hugged her head in pain, "Ah, sister Xiaohua, there is no time to force her life, so what, maybe it will grow What did it come out? I know a fortune teller, uh, who runs a drugstore, and I will ask you someday." Xiaoqiang thought, give you hope first, and send you away after a year of tossing, I will care if you are a **** or a demon. , I've been so gloomy and misty all day, isn't Lao Tzu suffocated to watch.

　　 "Brother Qiang..." Xiaohua raised her head and glanced affectionately at the character she had created. Her eyes were as gentle and loving as her mother was looking at her child. However, Xiaoqiang's hair was erected by this glare. This, this, it turns out that Master Li took Xiao Hua to change clothes and wash up. After removing the thick make-up on his face, Xiao Hua is so pure and charming, compared to Master Li. Not letting too much.

　　 "Xiaohua..." Xiaoqiang's star-eyed **** was seen by Xiaohua and spit out sour water. It seems that we must keep her innocence in the future, and the hard days are yet to come.

Over there, the group of five strangely choked and pushed a trolley used in a barber shop, and covered a round object with a cloth. Shishi Li covered his mouth and laughed, "Cousin, you Come." Xiaoqiang sucked, and Sa Huan'er ran to Master Li like a puppy, "Cousin, we..." He whispered a few words in the past, and Xiaoqiang nodded and said yes, and finally grinned. "My cousin's plan won my heart! High! It's really high!"

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　　 "Happy holidays to you! Happy holidays to you! Happy holidays to beautiful women! Happy March 8th to you!"

　　 The group of five, plus the awkward Zhang Xiaohua and the heroic Xiaoqiang, singing a birthday song adapted from the lyrics, came to the door of the bun, uh, no way. . . Baozi looked at them silly, and after a long period of stunned reaction, she burst into tears! "You guys...55555...you guys...55555"

"Baozi, we sincerely wish you a happy holiday, everyone is loved, and the flowers bloom." Xiaoqiang gave himself a mouthful in his heart when he finished speaking, UU reading www.uukanshu.com "A white lie is great good... "Shishi Li lifted the covered cloth, a big cake box, and then opened the box, a big cake! While cutting the cake openly, she said: "Come here, sister Xiaohua will also cut it together. The three of us will eat it all, and we won't leave a piece for the men!"

　　 but did not see the expression of Baozi staring at the cake, the black line. . . Black lines all over the face. . . "Qiangzi, is this your idea?" "Of course!" The smug Xiaoqiang didn't notice Baozi's expression at all.

"My mother, I will kill you!" Bao Zi grabbed the fruit knife that Master Li was preparing to cut the cake. Naturally it was Jing Ersha's. He raised his hand and slashed towards Xiaoqiang. Xiaoqiang was also a special force with many battles. In this case, Seeing a lot, the conditioned reflex usually ran away, and two people whizzed away.

　　 The five-member group and Xiaohua stood in a demented state on the spot, Xiaohua glanced at the cake astutely, and took a breath, "Happy Baozi March 8"

　　. . . . . . "Brother Qiang, ask for your blessing..."

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　　PS: Happy holidays to sister Xiaohua and all the beauties! ^_^ Give a big gift~

　　 Good Sisters of Oudi~ Sister Yueguan’s new book "Wolf God", ISBN 183896 (see Mi, 38, 38) for a little collection, thank you infinite! ^_^

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