The First Chaos In History

　　The next few days I was more difficult, because the police did not come too old. You said that for a person with 5 million, does he stretch out his left hand first or his right hand first when wearing handcuffs? Should I face the camera with awe-inspiring righteousness or be caught by the police on both sides and plead guilty like a trident? What should Xiang Yu do when he attacks the police?

The main reason is that in the past few years I went to the police station except for the second-generation ID card, but I didn’t go deep inside them. I don’t know much about the detention house atmosphere. Right now.

　　 I did not wait for the left, nor did I wait for the right. Every day I went to the street with my arms folded looking forward to the police car. Finally one day two uniformed men came to me. They were two train attendants who asked for directions after a long time of trouble.

　　 I tried to contact Jin Shaoyan once, such a good brother, and left after he said he left, really didn't even leave any memory about me? As a result, the phone didn't get through, and I called Huahua's office, but no one answered it.

　　 It stands to reason that regardless of whether it is gold 1 or gold 2 in Jin Shaoyan's body, the first thing after waking up is to think of me. Could this kid be photographed by me and amnesia?

　　 Then since the police are not coming, I have to continue to live well.

Because of waiting for the police, I didn’t dare to go far in the past few days. People thought it would be bad for us to abscond in fear of crime, so finding a place for 300 was also delayed. Of course, so many people could not stay in a hotel. Expensive. Secondly, new customers are prone to trouble. They are like children who are just over a year old. They are energetic and curious. You can't scold them, let alone beat them, especially for the mistakes they made unintentionally. Batch customers!

　　 If you want them to stay in a hotel, you will have to spend a lot of money to get a fake certificate, and in the urban area, with so many people, what should you do if you crash into a car? What should I do if the city management is beaten or beaten by the city management? What should I do if I encounter the census?

　　 I am now looking for a black coal kiln, which is the kind of workers who dig coal in a millennium, like raising thugs and driving slaves. With these 300 special forces, it is easy to occupy the coal kiln and put the coal boss into the coal kiln and live together! It is a pity that all the black coal kilns I can find were first occupied and exposed by the armed police uncles.

　　Which great **** passing by sees me, pity me and give me a black coal kiln!

Then go to Shennongjia with wild men or go hunting in Hoh Xil. The survivability of this field army should not be a problem. Each person will be given two tubes of compressed biscuits, a bottle of mineral water and a fruit knife. I guess it will be poaching in Hoh Xil a month later. Molecules are more precious than Tibetan antelopes.

There are also 54 heroes. The specific list has not yet come down, but according to the ranking of strength, they must have been exposed N times in the book. Like Wu Songhua and Shang Lin Chong Bacheng, Liu Laoliu clearly told me: Without Song Jiang, it’s more troublesome than Song Jiang. As the saying goes, the soldiers will persuade one to persuade them. Without the useless lead, these guys are rebellious again. It's too hard to do! There are two mountains on the outskirts of our city, but they are all scenic spots where tickets are collected. If this group of people want to occupy them, they will wait for them to be bombarded by missiles. And it’s a problem that these people love to drink, not to mention making troubles, I can’t stand the 5 yuan Sanliangye as water, and I like to throw a bowl after drinking. Erliyao has been in a recession for the past two years. , The economy is revitalized!

　　 I'm worried, I'm depressed, I'm full of black lines all day long, and I'm pulling down my hair one by one.

Speaking of management talents, I have Qin Shihuang, but this fat guy is addicted to games every day. He loves Ding Mushroom and Double Dragon. He drives Er Shao to play crazy every day, but Contra is playing by himself, because Er Shao is dead. Always borrow from him.

　　 Public relations talent I have Shishi Li. She does seem to have forgotten Jin Shaoyan, but for the time being, I don’t use it. Ask her to find the black coal kiln professionally wrong, and at most let people sell it to the Northwest.

It’s not a day or two for Xiang Yu to covet the bread next to Xiao Wang. Liu Bang really wants to help him this time and teach him to take money to bribe Xiao Wang. Fortunately, Xiang Yu is a real domineering person who disdains him. So, besides, he has no money.

As for Liu Bang, this kid is irritating and doesn’t help me at all. He goes to the senior activity center on time every day and exploits the money for buying vegetables from the old ladies. Several times when the buns are cooking, the old ladies go upstairs. Here, after a few chats, I walked along with a few cucumbers and pinched a handful of coriander, and then turned my head and glared at me, as if I had instigated Liu Bang to win their money. Old man Zhao really likes to chat with Liu Bang. He used to like the storytelling drum most: Zhanbai Snake Uprising. After Liu Bang told him this story in the first person, he never listened to the storytelling drum again.

　　 After a week of calm and calm, I began to ask someone to find out if there were any vacancies in a slightly nearby place, and I had better bring a yard. As a result, when they heard that there were 300 people wanting to live, they all shook their heads. A kind-hearted person also very sincerely advised me: engaging in MLM is going to jail.

I was worried, I was depressed, I pulled my hair, I found out the classmates, weekly notebooks, and telephone books I left after I graduated from elementary school, trying to dig out a useful information for me. There are many useful information: Xia Le lent me 30 cents in the second grade and didn’t pay it back. Xu Jia was late and I played cover for him as the on-duty monitor. Whoever trampled on my cauliflower snake. I actually got it from a phone book. I found out an old love letter. A female classmate named Zhu Chengbi who did not know when she was very affectionate with me. There was still a phone call below, and I made a call, but unfortunately it was already empty.

　　 Baozi rarely sees me being so serious. She washed two radishes for me to comfort the military. After I ate two radishes, I felt clear, but my stomach was turbulent. I put down the running account in my hand, and responded to the bun’s call to set the table for dinner. When everyone arrived, I hadn’t seated yet, so I finally put one in. Loud fart.

Qin Shihuang said dissatisfied: "Hey—you are so disgusting." Shishi Li's signature cover-up smiled, just such a time, there was a faint thunderous sound under our whole house, Xiang Yu paled and said: "The power of a fart. , So much so?"

Before he finished his words, the whole house shook violently. With the sound of rumbling, we all began to stand unstable. First, the electric fan fell to the ground, and then the water glasses on the windowsill fell one by one. I saw the world outside. Following the tremor, a person riding a bicycle steadily moving forward was dragged by this huge force.

At the same time, I saw the complexion of all the people in the room changed drastically, Baozi hugged me tightly, Qin Shihuang subconsciously put a glove in Jingke’s arm, Xiang Yu crouched on horseback, looking at his expression as if he was going to kill him. Li Shishi grabbed Liu Bang tightly, but Liu Bang slammed under the table.

　　 This process lasted for seven or eight seconds, but it seemed like a thousand years long. When everything is calm again, what posture we were in, what posture we are still maintaining. I heard someone finally shouting outside the window: "Earthquake! Earthquake!" The people all over the street began to rush out of the house, mixed with women's screams and children's crying. It was the elderly people who were very touching. Finally, he walked out of the building, but there were young people guarding him.

　　 We were silent, and no one ran out. It was Liu Bang who broke the silence. He poked his head out from under the table, looked at me and said, "You lied to me that you are not a god!"

　　Qin Shihuang said blankly: "Qiangzi, you are hungry!"

Shishi Li’s head has been short-circuited for a long time. She has understood me and the world I live in since she first came here. She has long abandoned the theory of immortals. Earthquakes have existed since ancient times, but they fit my ass, which is just right. She couldn't figure it out for a while after all.

At this time, the hero and the emperor are different again. Jing Ke listened to the radio attentively from beginning to end. The earthquake did not cause him any fright, but now that the earth is calm, he smiled fondly at me, as if only reproaching me You should say hello to him before making such a big move. Xiang Yu bowed halfway to me, and said sincerely: "Thousands of troops, not as good as Xiaoqiang, Xiang Mou is impressed!"

I hugged the buns, almost crying, half was scared, the other half was scared, but half was for the earthquake that I had never experienced before, and the other half was for their remarks. Now it seems that I don't care. No matter how they explain, they are unwilling to believe what I said. Judging from their expressions, they seem to be proud of knowing me after being frightened. This has to be said everywhere. People say that three people will become tigers, and maybe they will believe it.

　　 Several pawnshop managers Xiaoqiang, after a fart, there was a strong earthquake in the city. If I wasn't Xiaoqiang, I would pass it everywhere. Then in case it alarms the National Security Bureau, what kind of crime is this, the least serious, it must be damage to other people’s property and disrupt public order. UU Reading www.uukanshu.com seriously said that this constitutes a crime of treason—of course, we should I believe the government, the above assumption is pure nonsense.

　　 That folklore can't stand it! The Xia Le who owed me 3 hairs was called a "fart basket" for a semester just because of a loud fart in class.

　　 I'm depressed, I'm worried, I pull my hair, I said to them seriously: "Just now, don't tell anyone."

　　 This sentence played a role in setting the stage and setting the stage. This time even Li Shishi doubted the value of my fart. Er Shao said mysteriously: "Don't worry, most people I don't tell him." The ghost believes what he said, who took the lead in causing trouble to my 2 million listening wind bottle last time?

　　Qin Shihuang said excitedly: "Hungry, the key to the unification of the Six Nations (Yes) had you...Oh, Meidi is very good."

　　 Liu Bang got out from under the table and said to me seriously: "I will never go behind you again."

　　 The bun was cat in my arms, but he said a little angrily: "You can't make trouble anymore, what should I do?"

　　 I didn't want to do anything fucking, so I regret that I shouldn't eat those two radishes!

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