The First Chaos In History

The days after the first day of suffering have passed. In fact, these famous historical figures did not have much time for recreation. Almost without exception, the rooms of several sires became temporary offices of the dynasty, except for Chen Yuanyuan. Apart from Wu Zetian and his wife playing mahjong all day, everyone else was very busy, especially after I told them that the military route would not be closed, the big men began to use this opportunity to seek welfare and establish bilateral relations for their country, Liu Bei Sunquan He just pulled Cao Cao to sign a tripartite treaty that never committed each other, because they heard from the grapevine that Cao Cao was plotting to buy 10 85 cannons from Zhu Yuanzhang.

One day I passed by Zhu Yuanzhang's door and saw a small cocktail party was being held inside. As soon as I was about to walk inside, I was stopped by Hu Yieryi. I was dissatisfied and said, "Can't I go in for a drink?"

Hu Yieryi mysteriously said, "You can't drink this wine."

I looked inside and finally saw some signs. The attendees were all generals under Zhu Yuanzhang. Xu Da Chang Yuchun was there. The host of the reception was Zhao Kuangyin... This wine is a general before drinking. After drinking it, it can only be counted as soil The rich man.

The anti-cancer vaccine developed by Bian Que and Hua Tuo is finally successful, but the main effect of this medicine is prevention, and the B vaccine that can attack cancer cells is officially put on the agenda.

Kangxi will have to stay with me for a year before he can go back, but he has reached an agreement with Wu Sangui that the first thing he does when he goes back is to plan Yunnan into a special economic zone, because currently only Yunnan can circulate Yucai coins in Qing Dynasty...

As for Yue Fei during Emperor Gaozong's period, fighting against gold had no meaning. Everyone knew that Jin Wushu, the biggest anti-skeletal boy, was mediating, and the gold soldiers quickly withdrew across the board. As usual, Gaozong granted Yue Fei, a hard-working marshal, a knighthood. He didn't know if he had not drunk the liquor of Shi Bingquan. Anyway, Marshal Yue was famous once in history, and once he became famous.

I spent the past three months like this: every morning when I opened my eyes, I could hear the loud bugle of the Yue family army, and when the **** point came, the sound of Wu Zetian and their mahjongs sounded punctually. At noon, all dynasties The God of Cookery showed their talents one after another. As usual, I sent our family members of the Xiao mansion to "alms", so the Qin Dynasty's soaked buns and the Han Dynasty's local wine, Mongolian barbecues, were placed on the table. After eating, listen to a piece of Yu Boya playing the piano and watch the masters paint. Sometimes I personally add two surrealist styles, usually in the afternoon and evening the generals will learn in the yard, Er Fat occasionally come to join in the fun, Luo Cheng is convinced by Zhao Yun's gun...

The happiest thing here is, needless to say, the buns!

This woman holds my son’s boss every day and talks a few words about it. The West played mahjong twice, and left the child at his grandma's house and ran wild with Hou Lu after nothing else. He also called it market research.

Fengfeng and Lvhou co-founded a finished garment company called "Tianfeng Mingpin". The name Tianfeng was also created by the two of them, and Fengfeng simply chose his own name. Hou Lu consciously took the word "Tianfeng" for her queen status, so she got the trademark "Tianfeng". This time Fengfeng took a big advantage, because we know that Fengfeng's full name is actually Guo Tianfeng, and —— Fengfeng's former company was also called Tianfeng...

But the happy time is always short. The three months of eating and waiting for death is fleeting. At 12 o'clock tomorrow is the last date for the closing of the military road, which means that my customers must leave before that.

In the previous three days, Yu Ji gave birth to Xiang Polun for Xiang Yu. boy. It weighs 8 kg taels.

We all agreed to have the last carnival after dawn, and Baozi spoke very loudly in front of others. As if she was looking forward to this carnival, lying on the bed I found a trace of sadness on her face that was heartless.

When I slept in the middle of the night, I was gently pushed to wake up by a person. When I opened my eyes and saw Shiqian, he made a gesture outside the window, and then flew out.

I put on a coat and went out. I couldn't help being taken aback by the sight in front of me. I saw crowds of people standing in front of our room. Xiang Yu, Qin Shihuang and them were all among them. I wondered, "Don't you leave tomorrow?"

Xiang Yu made a whispered gesture at me, and then said in a low voice: "We are afraid that the buns will be sad, so it's fine to tell you separately."

I looked at everyone and said, "You are leaving now?"

Master Li pointed to the upstairs and whispered: "She can't see us, so naturally she won't be too sad. We'll leave now."

I can only nod and take a look at Jin Shaoyan next to Master Li. He is destined to never come back. I squeezed his shoulder and threatened: "Boy, treat my cousin well, what you gnaw is our nest. Biancao, if you dare to apologize to her, I can't control you. Brother Yu Ying has to hunt you all over the world!"

Jin Shaoyan nodded vigorously: "Brother Qiang Fang

Master Li couldn't help but threw himself into my arms and cried, and then stood on the side with sobbing.

Xiang Yu learned from me, squeezing Jin Shaoyan's shoulder, and said: "You have to treat the buns well, or I can't control you..."

I continued, "The old accountant can't spare me either."

Xiang Yu smiled slightly, his hands suddenly increased: "Xiaoqiang, take care!"

I took Xiang Polun from Yu Ji. The little guy was full of energy, kicking and kicking with little fists and kicks. After watching for a long time, I said to Yu Ji: "I have a chance to change my child's name in a better way in the future."

Xiang Yu: "..."

Qin Shihuang came to me: "You Dixiao Mansion is hungry and keep it for you."

My nose sore, "Let the grandsons of the valet parking at the door not be too dark."

The fat man slapped me, smiled and said, "Fuck."

I turned my head and held my second hand stupidly and said, "Kezi, you will have a son in the future. If you really can't think of a name, just use mine."

Ersha raised his head and looked at the sky for a while, then suddenly said firmly: "No, then I will always think of you."

I laughed and looked at Liu Bang in the blur of tears. Liu Bang casually told me to take care, pay attention to the body, these polite words, when I was inexplicable, I suddenly saw him finally opened his mouth to me, but didn’t say anything. , A pair of mouth shapes, originally said: "Take care of Fengfeng."

I also kicked him unconsciously. He laughed and scolded: "*** looks down upon friends!"

Then there was Hua Mulan, and I turned my hand on my back and said with an old-fashioned look: "Sister, the personal problem should also be solved."

Hua Mulan smiled simply, and said: "If you can wash your sister's hair, you will naturally have the answer."

Before I understood what she meant, Wu Sangui rushed up carelessly and hugged me and said a lot of sentimental things, which caused Sister Yuanyuan on one side to cry.

Other people will also start to bid farewell. Fang Zhenjiang, Ran Dongye, and Wang Yinbaojin, they said goodbye to their brothers and friends, and then everyone lined up one by one to say goodbye to me. When it's Song Jiang's turn, don't wait for me to say anything. Song Jiang slapped his chest first and said, "Don't worry, brother 109, as long as there is me in one day, Liang Shan will never ask for peace."

Li Shimin looked at the long line in front of me and suddenly smiled: "When is it our turn to be reviewed by Xiaoqiang?"

Everyone laughed, after all, they couldn't reduce their sadness. Because of the large number of people, we were afraid of waking the buns, we cherished each other in a low voice, and some even simply handshakes or hugs each other. During the whole process, I suddenly admired my perseverance. People often say that the most painful thing in life is life and death. This time I have to face the nominal life and death, and the actual death. Once they left today, If there is no accident, we won't be able to see it up in this life, and there will probably be no accidents. When Liu Laoliu's old stick is gone, it almost took away all my hopes. I thought I was strong enough after many separations. Only then did I discover that I was still a mortal after all, and I couldn't bear them. From the five-member group +2 to the Liangshan heroes, from the Yue Family Army 300 to the emperors, and even Qin Hui, my heart is cut like a knife. I really want to cry but dare not. I suddenly felt that these guys are not a thing--- -Why do they think I won't be sad?

As they entered the military road one by one, the place became more and more empty, and my heart was also empty. I couldn't help it anymore, and ran up and followed behind their ranks and shouted in a low voice: "Everyone, we Qingshan No change, the green water will flow long, and the rivers and lakes will meet in the future..."

Hu Sanniang came out more and more, looking at me with arms akimbo, I consciously gave her my head and said, "Twist it."

Hu Sanniang wiped his eyes and said, "I will let you finish this time."

When I tiptoed back on the bed, Baozi had already changed her posture with her back facing me. I thought she was still asleep, but as soon as I lifted the quilt up, I heard Baozi choked up like a sleep talk: "Thank you for your kindness. That's fine..." The city also has the meaning of summer. When they left, it was just beginning of spring, and now the trees are all green.

After a nap that day, Baozi was sitting on the edge of the bed and teasing. The little guy had a white belly on the bed. From time to time, he turned over and climbed a few steps. He was always blocked by Baozi. He has gained a lot of skills recently. Bao Zi said to me without looking back: "Po Lun is also two months old, right? I don't know who he looks like."

Bao Zi and I are not too shy to talk about Xiang Yu and the others. After all, there are some things that you can't forget just by avoiding them. I lazily said: "The child is genetically excellent, no matter who is beautiful, it shouldn't be dangerous. , It's a pity that Zhang Liang can't climb it personally. Fortunately, I prepared with both hands, and the girl from Erpang's family is also good."

The steamed bun gave me a sound.

At this time the doorbell rang, and I went downstairs and saw that it was Yan Jingsheng. Now he is responsible for Yucai's affairs. This kid should be so busy. It is strange to appear outside my door at this time. I opened the door to let him. Come in by yourself, while walking towards the living room: "So free?"

Yan Jingsheng grabbed me and said nervously, "Xiaoqiang!"

I looked back at him: "What happened?"

Yan Jingsheng shook a piece of paper in his hand and said, "I received a letter today."

"Oh, what kind of invitational game is it, you can arrange it."

Yan Jingsheng was still very excited, but he couldn't find the right words to express. He held me and said in a trembled, "The letter was written in December last year."

"So what?" I was a little funny facing the babbling Yan Jingsheng.

"Simply put, this letter was left to us by Liu Laoliu, but he specifically ordered it to be sent today!"

I shook a little: "That old **** stick has always been so cryptic..." I said so, and I had snatched the letter and opened it, and it was written in heartbreaking cat-scratch-dog print. Said: "Dear Xiaoqiang. The weather should have been warm when you saw this letter? Did you miss me a little bit during the boring days?" I scolded with a smile: "The old things are really poor. "Continue to watch:

"It doesn't matter if you don't think about me, you must be thinking about your customers, right? I know that apart from having opinions on me, you are usually a person with strong feelings."

I couldn't help muttering: "What does this old liar want to do?"

Yan Jingsheng said, "Look down."

"I want to tell you that when Lao He and I were leaving, there was a road left in your place by accident. The specific location was in Lao He's garage." I jumped up and rushed out, Yan Jingsheng held me down. : "Read it."

The back of the letter wrote in increasingly scratching handwriting: "This is a military path that requires an initial password and an entry password. See the attachment for the initial password. However, it is not convenient for me to tell you the official entry password. , The reason why this letter is only delivered to you now. One is that according to our calculation, the heavenly path of this meeting has completely restored peace; the other is that this matter must not be told to you personally, especially the entry password. Your words. It belongs to the act of the heavens interfering in the human world, and making trouble will cause the heavens to shake again, but if you guessed it yourself, then it’s none of our business, and the heavens won’t be aware of it—actually I really want to tell you secretly. But Lao He is afraid of my soft heart, so the password is set by him. I really don’t know. I hope you can discover this in your conscience and treat me unfairly like before. Responsibility for three minutes. Oh, by the way, I’ve maxed out your credit card for you. After you finish blaming yourself, you can go to the bank to repay the money. The interest is quite expensive, so Liu Laoliu stayed."

Seeing my face change, Yan Jingsheng asked, "Have you finished reading it? As far as I understand Liu Laoliu and the others cannot tell us about the military path and the entry password personally because of their identity, but the password must not be too difficult, you can guess it. Are you there?"

My nose is sweating and my heart beats faster. He clung to the letter without saying a word. Bun carried the baby downstairs and asked, "What are you doing?"

I handed her the letter. Without waiting for the buns to finish reading, Yan Jing violently pulled me away and asked loudly, "He Tiandou is in the garage.

I couldn't help but look at him and said, "You seem to be very active?"

Yan Jingsheng resolutely said: "I'm going to find Mulan. She said that as long as I can get back there, she will marry me!"

I suddenly said, "It's no wonder that Sister Mulan said that I should have the opportunity to help her wash her hair again. Her life-long problem will be solved ---- sample, you guys are having a good time!"

Yan Jingsheng dragged me to He Tiandou's garage without hesitation, and said anxiously: "Hurry up, what's the starting password?"

I spread my hand and said, "Isn't it in the letter?"

After reading the letter, Baozi hurried over and hurried over, handing me a small piece of paper excitedly and said, "Is this what you want?"

I saw that the little paper had a paper clip on it-it was an attachment. I opened it up and saw a few big characters written on it: "Liu Laoliu is my grandfather."

I gave the paper to Yan Jingsheng with a sullen face: "You shout?"

Yan Jingsheng yelled without hesitation: "Liu Laoliu is my grandfather!"

Vince did not move on the wall of the garage. Although disappointed, I still gloated a little and said, "I knew that the old **** stick was going to shake some people."

Yan Jingsheng eagerly said, "Call one to try."

I curled my lips and said, "You treat me as my second b?"

Baozi couldn't help but kicked me and said: "It's all this time, can you die if you shout?"

I had to say angrily: "Liu Laoliu is my grandfather."

A cloud of black mist suddenly rose from the opposite wall, and Yan Jingsheng took the lead and jumped in while gloating: "Hey, it seems that being a grandson also speaks about talent."

The steamed bun laughed and then entered the military road. I gritted my teeth and walked at the end, but it took more than ten minutes to reach the end of the military road. Yan Jingsheng turned around and said: "It seems that the password can only be called by you, think about it. What do you want?"

I sighed, "It's not a good thing to think about it, you two stand aside!"

Yan Jingsheng and Baozi were standing next to me one by one. I stared at the wall with bated breath and crouched on the horse. After a long time, I suddenly shouted, "Lao Liu Liu is my grandfather!"

The wall does not move.

Yan Jingsheng said: "The password can't be the same, think again."

I angrily said: "Liu Laoliu is my father!"

The wall does not move.

Baozi slapped me and said, "Of course it is even more impossible for you to drop him a whole generation!"

I flattered against the wall and said, "Liu Laoliu is a good person."

The wall does not move.

This time I explained to myself: "Mom, I can't even listen to words of conscience."

However, the password has to continue to be guessed. "Liu Laoliu is a noble person", "Liu Laoliu is a pure person", "Liu Laoliu is a person who has escaped from the low-level tastes" I tried all of them later, and finally even "Five Maoliang" and "Li Bashan" I’m so angry that I’ve tried all these, but the **** wall just didn’t move...

Two hours later, both Yan Jingsheng and Baozi sat on the ground with their heads drooped, and I continued to try various commands with a dry tongue: "Liu Laoliu is my ancestor. Open the door with sesame seeds. Washing is healthier." ..."

More than an hour later. Steamed bun climbed up from the ground weakly, and said helplessly, "I think we will do this for today. At least we have the starting password, and we will come every day from now on. There will always be times when we are wrong." Yan Jingsheng cried and said, "It can only be done like this. Now, Xiaoqiang, you have to think quickly, Mulan is no longer young."

I weakly put my arms on the shoulders of the two of them and walked back with them. After walking a few steps, the more I thought about it, the more I felt suffocated, the more I thought about it, the more I felt frustrated, and suddenly I couldn't help but violently jump. Turning around, pointing to the wall and shouting: "Liu Laoliu, you bastard!"

The wall opened...

Outside, Wu Sangui's Dazhou Imperial Palace Military Field was vaguely, and I saw that it was full of lights and festoons, and a banquet was being held in the huge field, the table closest to us. Fatty Ying, Ersha, Li Shishi, and Jin Shaoyan are all present. On the podium in the distance, Yu Boya is playing the piano, Zhong Ziqi is punching with Li Kui, but Liu Bang sings with "Autumn Whispers". "The Good Man Song", in the center, the dead bandits have been drinking too much, 300 young soldiers gathered in a circle to watch Fang Jie fight Zhang Liao...

I didn't care about seeing my acquaintance surprise again, and said in a dumbfounded manner: "You are really the first chaos in history!"

Everyone turned their heads. See it's me. With a sudden smile, "Xiaoqiang is still that virtuous."

Later, I had a lot of suspicion about the password. Because as far as I know, Liu Laoliu, it is impossible to set a so humane password for the sake of conscience discovery or considering my feelings. Finally, when Yan Jingsheng reminded me, I understood: that password is He Tiandou Set. In a blink of an eye, more than half a year has passed, and this is the day when we shouldn’t be one year old. We can take the opportunity to have a big meal again. It is said that these guys often do this. The reason why they had a dinner when we first entered the military road last time You won’t be able to guess even if you killed Wu Sangui. It was the 80th anniversary of the marriage of Wu Sangui's grandfather and his grandmother... This is all considered good. When Li Shimin's youngest son was able to call his father, Lao Li also put a hundred The table invites people. Of course, some old-fashioned people like Zhang Zeduan and Su Wu didn't go. Their reason is simple: we wait until the child will call uncle.

What happened over the past six months has to be explained. Although the new military path is theoretically still under the supervision of the heavenly path, there is basically no problem. As long as the number of people in circulation does not exceed 1,000 at a time, Brother Dao has to go to sleep.

Therefore, the most profitable is Jin Shaoyan. He took Li Shishi to travel between the modern and the past and had a great time. Li Shishi initially planned for himself to be a two-year drama. Naturally, money is no longer her consideration. Because of the local factors, she did this to keep her youth forever.

Yan Jingsheng and Hua Mulan have no plans to get married in the near future, and both of them are busy.

What I envy the most is actually Liu Bang. There are not a few men who flutter the red flag at home, but it is too difficult for the red flag to support her husband to hold the flag.---Fengfengna and Lvhou's shares Woolen cloth.

Just talk less, give no one year old, no one will let go of such a righteous **** opportunity, the people are naturally unprecedented, the location is selected in the Xiao mansion of the Qin Dynasty, after a whole day of carnival, I and Baozi wanted to go home early. Tomorrow, he must continue to make his grandpa and grandpa happy. We were just about to leave. Qin Shihuang suddenly said: "Wait a minute, let the broken baby (child) celebrate the first birthday, we silk (yes) Not a little bit missing (what)?"

Zhu Yuanzhang patted his forehead and said, "Let's forget the allusion that the child caught Zhou Zhou."

Hu Hai said, "What does it mean to catch Zhou?"

Xiang Yu embraced Xiang Polun and said gently: "It is to let the little brother who has just reached his first year of age take something casually. Based on what he takes, he can see what future prospects he will have." At the end, he smiled and said, "I heard that when I was a kid, I just caught Zhou. Grab a small wooden gun."

Hu Hai and Cao Xiaoxiang clapped their hands and cheered, "It's fun, let my brother catch Zhou."

Baozi and I looked at each other and both nodded. My son is extremely clever. We also want to know what life he can catch in the end. At least it’s good to have oriented skills training.

Brother Guan put his Azure Dragon Yanyue Sword on the ground and said, "If you shouldn't choose this sword, you will definitely be in charge of Kui Yuan in the future."

Zhuge Liang put the feather fan on, and said with confidence: "If you choose this thing, then this kid must be ambitious."

Wang Xizhi contributed his own brush: "May he be a generation of calligraphy masters."

Li Bai put a wine glass drunkly, and said loudly: "Sages and sages in ancient times are lonely, only the drinker keeps his name."

Hua Tuo put down his small hand pillow and said, "Hanging the pot to help the world and alleviating people's dangers is the ambition of my generation."

Yu Boya moved to Yaoqin and said: "Music is a real art."

...It didn't take 5 minutes, and the ground was filled with a lot of all kinds of far-reaching gadgets-just like the bamboo hoops in the park, everyone shouted: "Enough is enough Enough, let's not choose."

I hugged him two meters away, let him face those things, and eagerly ordered: "Son, the road ahead is full of ups and downs and temptations. You have to choose well!" Then I put him on the ground and let him go. Climb to the pile of things by himself.

Everyone didn't dare to come out at this meeting, quietly watching what shouldn't be, only to see that they shouldn't have three steps and two steps to climb over, and they didn't even look at it when passing by Jinjin. Someone immediately praised:" Treat money as dung, good boy!"

The little guy continued to crawl forward ~www.wuxiaspot.com~ Seeing a bead flower worn by a woman on hand, he glanced contemptuously, did not linger at all, and someone praised: "Well, don't be addicted to female sex, it's good. "

But at this time, everyone's minds are also marked with big question marks, and money and beauty are not moved. So what does this kid want? We all stared intently on what shouldn’t be, and saw him look and see, and seemed to be dissatisfied with anything. Suddenly, the little guy stopped in one place and sat up, grabbing forward with two little hands, haha And laugh.

The crowd rushed up like a tide. I squeezed in front of the people and looked out of my hands. I saw that he firmly grasped something and did not let go. When I looked carefully, I saw it was square and angular. The red eyes are radiant, and the coldness makes people feel terrified. When I saw this thing, it didn’t matter, I couldn’t help feeling mixed, and couldn’t help but yell at it:

"Who the **** put the bricks!?"

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