The First Chaos In History

As everyone entered the auditorium, this place has been changed into a temporary dining venue. Cheng Fengshou, Duan Sirius and many other faculty and staff also came. But everyone knows the essence of this gathering. At first sight, it is a joyous and joyous. Anyway, it’s not the first time for such gatherings. I don’t bite when there are too many lice. of.

Yan Jingsheng followed Hua Mulan’s ass, and was embarrassed to interrupt. The young man was already quite capable through this period of training. This will be another dementia look. Master Li looked at him and said to me with a smile: " Cousin, it seems that your vice principal has no intention of doing anything else today. Let me go to the door to help you receive guests."

At this time, the heroes had already drank it with friends and friends, a small three-wheeled ride in awkwardly, Lao Wu’s car of foreign wine also arrived, I saw him riding hard, and said: "Old Wu, Stay for dinner."

Old Wu wiped a sweat, and said shyly: "How embarrassed then?"

Lao Wu turned out a human voice behind him: "I'm sorry, we all followed the party----I gave you your share."

When I saw this man, he was young, but his hair was gray. It was Fan Jin who was entrusted by He Tiandou to rob my drunk car on the way. I don’t know how many years this kid has been with the college entrance examination, but it is said that he The former classmate is already their head teacher...

I said: "How did you do this year?"

Old Wu said, "My girl has gone two books."

Fan Jin said awkwardly: "...I want to take the exam for another year."

I comforted him and said, "It's time to hit it next year."

Fan Jin said solemnly: "I won't pass the exam next year. I plan to get married and continue the exam. The family introduced me a butcher's daughter."

Old Wu said in the voice of someone who came here: "It's rare for that girl to marry you, please treat her well."

Fan Jinniu B said, "Isn't she fancying me as a potential stock?"

I chuckled: "Fart! Dr. returnees are in a bear market now, just play. Those classmates who have been bullied by you in a few years will return to school as teachers, and all the revenge will come."

While we are talking, the chef of Qin Shihuang over there has already started serving dishes. The first dish was served by him personally and respectfully. It was a plate of steamed abalone on the emperor's table. The Emperor Yigan lined up to wash his hands on the water pipe, holding a chopstick to taste. Suddenly, the eyes were bright, and they all gave thumbs up. Seeing that the cook showed his face in front of his master, he couldn't help but proudly said: "I'll just say, our craftsmanship is nothing for nothing."

At this time, a big man wearing a brand-name suit rushed in with a sullen face, saw me at a glance, grabbed my arm and said dissatisfied: "Brother Qiang. Didn't you say that you were with me at noon? Why did you change your mind?"

When I saw that it was Jiang Menshen, the treasurer of Happy Forest, I knew he was a straightforward and straightforward man. I probably thought I thought his grade was not enough. I pointed to the people all over the hall and said helplessly: "Look at this lineup, yours. Can you sit down?"

Jiang Menshen was taken aback, and laughed: "There are more people married than you?"

I spread my hands: "Who makes my son better than me----you don't leave, just eat here."

Jiang Menshen didn't talk nonsense, and sat with the heroes nearby, and said, "Can you serve this dish? Should I give it to you?"

Qin Shihuang’s royal chef said dissatisfied: "What are you talking about. Having me here can make you hungry?"

Jiang Menshen found a pair of chopsticks and ate a bite of the dish, and praised: "It's really authentic! The chef, Brother Qiang, asks for the land. If there is nowhere, please follow me."

Qin Shihuang said: "It won't be crooked (that). If you are hungry (my), you can just turn around and cook."

The cook became more and more proud: "Sit down, everyone. There will be others who are good at it later."

Everyone wondered: "What is that?"

The cook mysteriously said: "Let me sell it, and everyone will be fine."

Wu Songzheng was drinking with Fang Zhenjiang, and when he swept away the newcomer, he immediately said angrily: "Men God Jiang?"

Jiang Menshen asked unexpectedly: "Do you know me?"

"I'll kill you!" Wu Song raised a spoon and was about to throw it away. The good guy laughed and persuaded him to stop hurriedly. After listening to everyone's explanation, Wu Song became annoyed: "Fortunately, you are only the reincarnation of the Jiang Menshen, if it is Ximen Qing. I will kill you for the rest of my life!"

Jiang Menshen wiped his sweat and said, "How come this buddy is more temperamental than me. There is a man named Hu Hansan downstairs in our house, and I am not in a hurry." As soon as Jiang Menshen arrived, Wang Yin quickly took me and Baozi. Two elderly people received it. I separated two single rooms with curtains in the hall for a group of old men and old ladies to sit in. Our father looked at this unprecedented prosperity and said, "You have more and more friends, friends and dogs."

I quickly let the old man in: "Speak down, let people hear you!"

Baozi said: "When we are all together, we will officially open the table."

Er fat stood up and said, "Second brother Guan and they haven't come yet."

Suddenly someone smiled and said, "I can't think of so many people. It is Lu Bu who is most concerned about the second brother Guan."

Before he finished speaking, Master Li said in a crisp voice: "After King Jing Zhongshan, Liu Bei and Liu Xuande are here!"

Everyone here wanted to see this legendary figure in the Three Kingdoms. They all looked around, and saw Liu Bei walked in with a smile on his face and full of ambition. Whether they knew him or not, they all greeted each other. Behind him, Guan Yu, Zhang Fei, Zhao Yun and Zhuge Liang were all tight. Afterwards, Li Shimin saw that his limelight had overshadowed all the majesty at this table, dissatisfied: "Let him keep a low profile in the future, Queen Zhongshan is not a great name." Empress Lu was also at this table, echoing Said: "That's right, who is this person, it looks like the virtues of our old Liu----" Luo Cheng stopped Zhao Yun at a glance, and went straight up and said, "You are Zhao Yun, right? I want to discuss with you. Marksmanship!" Qin Qiong and Yanglin and the others knew that he was Ao Jin committed again. They all went up to make a round. Before Zhao Yun could speak, an old man with a white beard jumped up beside Wu Sangui and said loudly: "I want to do something with his old man, pass me first. This is it!"

Luo Cheng squinted and said, "Who are you?"

The old man proudly said: "Speaking of the old man, I forgive you that you have never heard of it, but when you talk about the old man’s ancestors, I am not afraid to scare your courage. He is the gun king who is as famous as General Zhao Yun! General Zhao has a lot of marksmanship. I learned from his old man, so I’m still Junior Brother Zhao Yun."

I'm sweating, the shameless Zhao Lao Chou under Wu Sangui's generation has risen so fast!

When Luo Chengyi heard this, he said, "How do you call it your ancestor?"

Old Zhao proudly said: "Up and down, Zhao and Xia are the same fortunes!"

Luo Cheng wondered: "Zhao Tongfu? Never heard of it!"

Old Zhao looked at Zhao Yun and said, "General Zhao, do you think my ancestor is a general?"

Seeing his age, Zhao Yun had to hesitate to say: "Yes...yes."

Old Zhao dared to blow the sky through. Just to find out Zhao Yun's kindness, it is estimated that it will help him to lie. At this time, I couldn't help but smile to the sky: "So I am behind the famous sect."

Behind Zhao Yun, a young man covered in grass scraps popped up and said, "Zhao Tongfu? Did you call me?"...

Er Pang Chong Guan Yu frequently waved his hands: "Second brother, sit here!"

Liu Bei came over and met with me. Nodded with Cao Cao: "Old Cao is here too?"

I tentatively asked: "Can you two sit together?"

Cao Cao said: "It's okay, just take advantage of Xiaoqiang's place, let's cook wine and discuss heroes again."

I whispered: "Further discussion? This time it's no better than back then. It's not bad that you two can be in the top ten among the people here."

Zhuge Liang waved his feather fan and said, "Xiaoqiang, don't come here unharmed?"

I hurriedly said, "Nothing is wrong, my sister-in-law is not together?" In other words, I am still a little convinced of our Mr. Zhuge's deal with Wu Sangui. But I would like to see his wife even more. It is said that Zhuge Liang's wife is very ugly. I want to see if she has a false name compared to Baozi or if she should have the same disease. I pointed at Baozi and said, "This is my wife."

Zhuge Liang gently shook the feather fan and nodded slightly, "Well, it really is a beautiful country."

I frowned and said, "Brother Liang, let's be polite, but don't open your eyes and talk nonsense."

Zhuge Liang said earnestly: "Compared with my wife, that is the beauty of the country."

I was speechless for a while, and finally had to say: "You take a seat, or Zhou Yu can't beat you!" Think about it. A man who can think of buns as a national beauty and a man who was married to the top three beauties at that time must have different vision angles and different endurance. Another one. Zhou Yudi's spare time may not be used to enrich herself...

Zhuge Liang sat at the table basically where he was a military adviser. Zhang Liang and Wu Yong Fang Xuanling were among them. Wu Yong took off his glasses and said to Zhuge Liang, "Mr. Kong Ming, you try this." I saw this group of people. Li Si seemed to be missing from the people. After asking, Qin Shihuang told me that he had gone to see his former wife. I was horrified and said, "Is he going to make a man and a ghost?"

Li Si stood behind me with his hands folded and said: "You are the ghost, I just want to sneak a look at their wives. I can rest assured that they are doing well."

"Don't want to continue the front line?"

Li Si thought for a while and said seriously: "That would be unfair to my current wife and to her."

I couldn't help but point out: "Okay! Qin Dynasty has a prime minister like you. It is estimated that monogamy will be soon."

At this time, several leaders from the city came, and Mayor Liang, who had already been promoted to work in the province, walked in with Secretary Liu and the heads of relevant departments. I hurriedly greeted the past and beat the drums in my heart. This scene made the political gangsters see today’s situation. I don’t know how they will react. I don’t know how many leaders have been cheerful, especially with Li Shishi. The leaders are human after all. , I was also full of joy when I saw the celebrities. Mayor Liang pointed to the words "Yucai First Art Festival" in the dining room and smiled: "It's not bad, the words are good, and the creativity is good. If it weren't for these words, we would really It’s not convenient to come, haha."

I am embarrassed and said, "I will bring you this picture when I leave, knowing that you are good at it."

Mayor Liang said: "We will not eat anymore. We come here to show you the government on behalf of the government. If you have any difficulties in the future, please open your mouth. We can also call you a few reporters later. Here, there will be a recording of art performances, and I will put them in the evening news for you."

I winked at Yan Jingsheng in order to perfunctorily said: "Don’t bother, the photographers we have, "All Soldiers" will shoot the land." I winked at Yan Jingsheng to show him what new stuff he could bring to the leaders. Point, who knows that this kid is crazy, so he sits stupidly next to Hua Mulan, and in the end Mao then cleverly took a pack of tea leaves he concocted from Lu Yu's hand and brought it over.

Mayor Liang sniffed it and smiled: "Oh, this tea is not like a normal product. It costs more than 50 or a tael, but I am bribed."

Lu Yu said, "How can it be so expensive." Then he whispered, "It's only 48 taels of gold a packet."

Mayor Liang picked up the tea. He patted me on the shoulder and said, "Remember to send the video. Last time it was great if I had a talent for training."

I smiled and said, "With you. It is strong to cultivate talents."

All the emperors shook their heads secretly when seeing me being so humble and submissive, "It's really better to be a magistrate. He has never been so polite with us!"

A newcomer from Liangshan also quietly talked: "What is this person's background, and he is a recruiter?"...

Sending away the leaders, I gave Yan Jingsheng a sullen look and sighed, "Hey, he fell so fast. A conscientious educator has surrendered to Sister Mulan's skirt so quickly."

I walked over and sat next to Yan Jingsheng, touched him and said, "What is the situation, can it be done?"

Although Hua Mulan has changed into women’s clothing, she still has an outgoing style, joking loudly with people at the same table, Yan Jingsheng Luohua intentionally, and Hua Mulan is not ruthless, but she didn’t even notice that she couldn’t get in at all. talk.

Yan Jingsheng said to me: "Brother Qiang, can you say that Mulan can look down on ordinary people like me?"

I displeased: "What is an ordinary person, aren't you the vice-principal of our Yucai? If you don't think it is enough, I will take off my robe and give way now, and I will set up yours next to the statue of Lao Zhangdi..."

Yan Jingsheng shook his head and said, "I didn't mean that. I think Mulan has seen countless heroes and heroes, and she may not be able to see these false names in her eyes."

"Then what do you want? How about you go to Liangshan for further study?"

At this time, Master Li said crisply: "Jiangdong Sun Quan is here!"

I stood up and wondered: "Sun Quan is here too? Do we have a foreign trade relationship with him?"

I saw a big man with yellow hair and blue eyes walking in. Under the guidance of everyone, he said boldly: "Xiaoqiang, sorry to be late, the car is not easy to hit now, or come early, in the end, I will join these two carpools to you."

I hurriedly and politely said: "Where is it? Take your seat with Brother Sun." After Sun Quan, there were really two people with him, one of them was Yu Boya. The other is a delicate young man. But I haven't seen it before, Yu Boya introduced: "This is my little brother Zhong Ziqi."

I held Zhong Ziqi and shook my hand and said, "It's another music master. Your brother Lao Yu will talk about you when I am here." Zhong Ziqi said politely: "I only know how to listen. , The skill is very bad." After talking and coughing a few times, Yu Boya said nervously: "Old disciple Zhong is weak and has a cold again."

According to Yu Boya's recollection, Zhong Ziqi died of the flu back then, so he would be more worried. I comforted him and said, "Don't worry, I will treat him as if he got ** bird flu-- --Our family shouldn't have to let Teacher Zhong check the piano eighth grade in the future."

Sun Quan and Liu Bei and Cao Cao sat at the same table, looking around randomly, and Liu Bei said, "Brother Zhongmou, how did you come here?"

Sun Quan said, "Didn't Mr. Kong Ming write a letter to tell my general governor of the army?" He suddenly raised his hand and pointed, "Isn't Gong Jin already here?" I took a look and saw that he was pointing right. It was Yan Jingsheng, who couldn't help being surprised: "Brother Sun, are you sure that this person is Zhou Yu?"

Sun Quan said, "How could it be wrong for me and Gongjin to be company day and night?"

Zhuge Liang, Guan Yu and others couldn't help but take a closer look at Yan Jingsheng, and they were all amused: "Principal Yan and Zhou Yu are exactly alike, they really didn't pay attention before."

Hua Mulan turned to look at Yan Jingsheng, and said with a smile: "It turns out that the general governor of Soochow is here. I have to ask you for advice in future wars."

Yan Jingsheng was flattered and said, "That's good...that's good."

Brother Guan said happily, "Don't tell me that this kid was Zhou Yu in his previous life. I really believe it. Don't look at the usual jerking, I really haven't dropped the chain at the critical moment." Sun Quan said unwillingly: "Why do you say that to me? Soochow Juncai----what does it mean to not lose the chain?"

At this time, people saw that they were almost there, and they all called: "Xiaoqiang, let's start with a few words."

I was stunned: "Say it again? You should be booing again!"

Everyone laughed: "Can't afford it, give your son face."

I hesitated to walk up to the rostrum, glanced down, dizzy, and muttered: "Everyone, put together a brief history of China, where do you want me to start?"

Everyone laughed: "From the day when you were a fairy~www.wuxiaspot.com~ I slapped my thigh: "I have to say that this is something to be said-I walked on the street without recruiting anyone and not provoking anyone... "Speaking of this, I suddenly missed Liu Laoliu a little bit. His wretchedness and inconsistency often made me have a tacit understanding with him. I think it's like that when I get old...

At this time, Master Li suddenly ran to my side and whispered: "Cousin, Immortal Liu is here, are you out to pick him up?"

I squinted and said: "Let him come in by himself!"

Master Li said, "It's inconvenient that he still takes a person with him."

As I walked under the rostrum, I turned around and said, "Who, Xiuxiu, Mao Sui, you two organize the show again, all the sensational, so that you can sing unforgettable tonight together."

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In the next chapter, there are a few old friends who are unexpected to come. Although some people come here a bit far-fetched, but they are reunited, and they are simply formalistic. I am thinking, since the wine delivery uncles are here, then the tiger's men. Is that lady sweeping coming?