The First Chaos In History

There was no accident this time. The old guy recognized me at the time, because we had a gentleman’s agreement earlier, saying that I would not come to him, so the first sentence of the old traitor was to ask me what would be here, and I held it. He drank a small bowl of wine and whispered: "Don't talk about anything else, I can't drink this bowl of wine."

Wu Sangui took a peek around and pulled me in and said, "Why do you have to drink this and make a look?"

I said: "I don't care. If you want to watch the "Thousand Cups" version of the game and not get drunk, you have to wait until the buns have given birth to their children. Anyway, I can't drink it."

The old man sighed and murmured: "I have cleaned up Li Zicheng, why are you so useless." He grabbed my hand and pretended to be affectionate, "Go, let's compare it in the house."

I looked at the pile of wine, and said to the soldiers below: "Drink it all."

Zhao Yun looked at me, and I made a successful gesture at him...

Wu Sangui asked in a low voice, "Who is the next born?"

I smiled and said, "Your eldest brother of General Zhao's ancestor."

Wu Sangui said in amazement: "Zhao Yun?"

I said: "Who else can use a gun as such?"

Wu Sangui said, "It seems that you have been pulling people at you."

When we came to a room, Wu Sangui sat down on a chair and said, "Tell me, what's the matter with you? Didn't you say that you should come to me?" He said so with a smile on his face.

I said, "If you don't want this wheel, I'll help you. He Tiandou also has a red local medicine..."

Wu Sangui waved his hand again and again: "Don't don't, don't you, return it to me when you are here?" He Tiandou met Kongkonger and Zhang Bing when he took the red medicine. He knew that he had to change it back as soon as he took it. I don't know if there are any side effects. But this thing is not just a matter of brains. I don’t know if it is effective or not. Anyway, the thing will not eat people. Who can guarantee that this thing?

Wu Sangui said again: "There is something wrong with the way of heaven?"

I said: "Not yet."

Wu Sangui said, "Then why are you looking for me?"

I said with a sullen face: "I can't come to see you if I'm fine?"

Wu Sangui said neatly: "That's not the case, but I am about to go to war with Kangxi soon."

I said, "I'm here for this."

Wu Sangui: "...you still have something to do!"

I chuckled and said, "This time it’s for your good ---- do you think you can beat Kangxi?"

Wu Sangui sighed and said: "It's all now, of course I know I can't beat it."

I said, "I thought I could win before I took the medicine?"

Wu Sangui blushed and said, "There were gaps in the past. But isn't it possible to try your luck before."

…I finally understand who the generals under Wu Sangui learned from. If there is one who can find himself a step-by-step leader, can his subordinates learn well?

I said: "Do you really think that you can really win with a bunch of shameless stinks?" This shameless old stinker brought a group of shameless stinks... and there are even older stinky shameless ones who want to unify the whole country in Yunnan. Woolen cloth.

Wu Sangui said hesitantly: "Those guys are still unambiguous since they fought the war, but I also know that the Kangxi little bunny is not easy to deal with, so no matter if you are called the emperor first, let's talk about it."

I suddenly said, "You are going to die if you want to be addicted." I suddenly discovered that the gang of people who are eager to become emperor in history are all dull guys. The title of head to head. Even if you go out to take a taxi, Beverly, you can't bear to call it. Why will it be listed within this year?

Wu Sangui said helplessly, "Isn't I being forced? What happened in my life was not forced out?"

I waved my hand and said, "Needless to say, the way of heaven did change after you left, and now there is a surplus population, yours is 50,000."

"What's the meaning?"

I said: "It means that at the same time in history, the Qing Dynasty has 50,000 more people than before."

Wu Sangui said: "Then you go to Kangxi, I am Da Zhou."

I glared at him and said, "It's because you killed 50,000 people. These people will be in trouble when they are read out by God. You let them go with me."

Wu Sangui said anxiously, "Then what should I do with the Zhou Dynasty?"

I said, "Don't be the emperor. Follow me too."

Wu Sangui said: "That's not right, if you follow the table, I remember that I and Kangxi will be defeated for more than a year."

I heard him say this and took a look at the idea. As expected, Wu Sangui died of illness a year later, and the short-lived Da Zhou regime completely failed. I wondered: "What's the matter?"

Wu Sangui thought for a while and said: "It seems that something went wrong on Kangxi's side - he pushed back the plan of pacing Yunnan for a year, and we have already launched a full fight last time. These 50,000 people should be Died this year."

I murmured: "Neither the idea list nor the population list can be violated, so let's do it----" I said, "You let these 50,000 people go to the Qin Dynasty with me first. You will stay in Yunnan for another year. Good luck. If Kangxi will come back from Yucai’s vacation, it’s a good time for us to discuss, and then let you get a minority autonomous region. But you have to give up independence."

Wu Sangui said: "Fighting is dead in two ways. Why do 50,000 people leave me alone? If you take 50,000, I am not the commander of a polished rod?"

I spread my hands: "Then you are going to let me talk to Kangxi? Besides, don't you have a bunch of shameless people to accompany you. By the way, you people can still earn foreign currency for you. We are all connected to each dynasty now. Yucai Coin is a universal currency."

Wu Sangui was taken aback for a while and then said, "You can't toss too much. The buns haven't been born yet?"

I took out my phone and glanced at the date and said, "It should be coming soon, what's the due date ----"

As I was talking, the phone rang abruptly, which shocked me. When I picked it up, a screaming voice from the other side said: "Give! Giving!" I suddenly jumped up and said, "No. Right. Already given birth?"

The man shouted: "The bun is about to give birth!"

I wiped my sweaty head and said, "What did you call before you gave birth----Who did I say to you?"

The human said: "I'm your brother Yu!" It's really not an ancestor in vain, he is so anxious that Baozi has a child. The life nearby was noisy, and I could faintly hear the voices of Fatty, Ersha and others, as well as the movement of girl servants coming in and out.

I said, "I'll go back right away."

Xiang Yu shouted: "Hurry up!"

I said carefully: "How is the bun now?"

Xiang Yu said: "I'm scolding you." Sure enough, I heard a female voice cursing vigorously: "Xiao Qiang. You dog is all because of you, my old lady is about to die. Oh, it hurts me to death!" ...

I immediately felt relieved and hung up the phone. Wu Sangui said, "The bun is not in the hospital?"

I said, "In the Qin Dynasty. Third Brother, you need to make preparations for the 50,000 people. I have to go back quickly."

Wu Sangui waved his hand and said, "Hurry up, you didn't drive?"

"I came on horseback."

"Then you come with me, I'll find a good horse." Wu Sangui ignored the curious gazes of others, and personally led me to his stable, and pulled out an extraordinary flower horse from inside, saying: "This horse really travels thousands of miles a day, and his name is Wanli Invisible Rouge Beast..."

I said nonsense: "How can there be such a trouble----little rabbit!"

Little Flower Bunny looked at me. Although quite contemptuous, but finally did not spray me, it can be seen that this horse is probably not comparable to Xiang Yu Di Xiao Hei Tu and Guan Er Ge Di Xiao Hong Tu...

I mounted my horse and ran to the school military yard. Zhao Yun was resting with the soldiers, and I reined my horse and said, "Zilong!"

Zhao Yun stood up and said, "Brother Xiaoqiang, are everything done?"

I nodded and said, "Brother Qiang has to take a step first."

Zhao Yun said: "What's wrong?"

I said, "Your sister-in-law is about to give birth."

Zhao Yun smiled and said, "Congratulations, Brother Xiaoqiang, then you go quickly."

I said, "You and my brothers don't need to be in a hurry. It's not too late to get on the road after eating and drinking. You can ride back to the Three Kingdoms with those 500 horses." Anyway, Liu Bei's soldiers rode Liu Bang's horses. field.

As goodbye to everyone, I rushed to the parking place. The little rabbit has a temperament that is a little more docile than other big-armed horses, but it doesn't run slowly. In a calm army, the speed is so fast that the wind pierces the eardrums. In this way, I still twisted my body unsteadily. If I can't go back before the child lands, Baozi will have to lead her Qin soldiers to hunt me all over the world after the confinement, and to be honest, at this moment, which is about to Can you be a father in a hurry? I remember the expected date of delivery, but after a few dynasties back and forth for a few days, jet lag confused me. Who knew she would give birth today?

With the little rabbit. Finally, it was several times faster than before, and when I arrived in the Three Kingdoms, I just threw the horse to a second brother's subordinate. Turning around and getting into the car, Zhuge Liang said, "Xiaoqiang, what are you doing?"

As I started the car, I asked, "Military teacher, do you know about giving birth?"

I thought he was going to say "a little bit", who knew Zhuge Liang shook his head and said: "I don't know too much, Jiannei has never been pregnant."

I started the car and waved at him: "Tell the second brother and they said that I have something to go away. When my daughter-in-law finishes giving birth, I will take her to see you and his sister-in-law." It's not easy to understand, but Zhuge Liang's intelligence is not inferior. If Baozi is really depressed after giving birth, he can talk to her.

Needless to say, it was rushing all the way again. Someone was setting up lanterns in front of the Xiao mansion. It was a congratulation to see me coming. I got out of the car and ran into the yard. I saw Fatty, Liu Bang, and Xiang Yu all with their hands behind their backs and their waists. While sneaking around, Er Sha squinted at the sky at a 45-degree angle, Yu Ji couldn’t help asking about the situation in the midwife’s house with Xiaohuan’s support. In front of the house, more than a dozen maids came with towels. Often shuttled more and more, I asked casually: "How's it going?"

The steamed bun in that room heard me talking ~www.wuxiaspot.com~ and suddenly shouted: "Qiangzi, you dog---oh, my stomach hurts!" This is still unborn.

I raised my neck and said: "Hold on, it won't hurt after a while." Then I wiped my sweat, and sat on the ground and took out a cigarette to swing at Xiang Yu. Xiang Yu shook his head and glanced at Yu Ji at the door. He straightened his belly and said with great thoughts: "Do you think it's so painful for women to have children?"

I laughed and said: "I don't know, I heard that there are also those who are doing work and pulling them in their pants."

Xiang Yu glanced at me, kicked me and said, "I said that Baozi gave birth to a child in such a backward place. You don't seem to worry at all? You didn't expect that the child would be born in the Qin Dynasty, right?" Pleased.

I lit the cigarette, breathed out the smoke ring, and said softly: "I expected it." I didn't say that the rush of fire had run away and smoke this way. Besides, we have this consciousness-as a book. The protagonist, the daughter-in-law is a ghost if she can be born smoothly in the 21st century delivery room! Long before Baozi came to the Qin Dynasty, I knew that I didn't even want to go back without having a baby!

Of course, the main reason why I am not too worried is that listening to Baozi’s shouts is full of strength, and it is estimated that there will be no dystocia of dog blood, and my mother said at the beginning, look at Baozi’s butt, absolutely smooth delivery!