The First Chaos In History

I took the piece of paper and saw a lot of precautions written on it. I didn’t read it carefully. I just compiled a text message "Guess who I am" and sent it according to the number on the paper. Jin Shaoyan said with a smile: "He was not used to texting, but I guess he will reply..."

　　 Then the text message replied: "Baby?"

　　 Jin Shaoyan didn't even glance at it and said, "Baby!"

　　 I admired it and said, "Then what should I return?"

　　 "You will answer: it's baby, and then make an appointment to meet him."

　　 "You... will he go?"

　　 "Absolutely, you don't care about him first, let him find you by himself."

　　 I pointed at him and said, "You kid are not afraid of encountering scam gangs?"

　　 "I have received a lot of professional training since I was a child, and most people can't get close to them, so I let you approach him in this way."

　　 Damn, for the first time, I hope Yan Qing will come soon.

Jin Shaoyan stretched his waist and said, "Why don't you object that I want to invite everyone upstairs to have a meal? After all, I am considered half a host. I watched a group of emperors eat instant noodles every day and squeeze the dormitory. It's not easy, let them see this glitzy world."

　　 I don’t really have any opinion on this. So many people’s meals are not easy to make, and the buns are on the evening shift. These people have visited Futai Road, and there is nowhere to go in this city. But what about the buns?

After hearing the situation, Jin Shaoyan threw the key on the table: "Take it." He may never have thought that there are still asking for leave in the world. There are so many brothers like him that they are not kind enough, they are spoiled. Can't consider others at all-won't the perfect attendance award disappear after taking a leave of absence?

　　 I said: "When will he answer my text messages?"

Jin Shaoyan looked at his watch and said, “You will be back at 8 o’clock in the evening, but you don’t care, hang him, and wait until tomorrow.” Jin Shaoyan stood up and concluded, “If you don’t die once, it’s hard to know where you are. Will I go upstairs and talk to them?"

I nodded. To this person who will lose these memories in 5 days, don’t be fortified. I told him: "Don’t talk to Xiang Yu about Yuji, win over the fat guy, oh, Qin Shihuang still doesn’t know who Liu Bang is, don’t say anything. That's it."

Later I found out that my worries were superfluous. The watermark kid was not interested in a few old antiques at all. I went upstairs to find that he was sitting in front of Li Shishi, pulling the "600 Must-Watch Movies in Life" on his knees, handsome man. Beauty, read a book together, with light music next to it, the scene is more Korean than a Korean movie, but I know this kid's main purpose is to make a Japanese movie.

Jin Shaoyan pointed, said what was going on, where was it filmed, he had been to the filming location, and he said it was good at first, but he quickly transitioned from "Forrest Gump" to "Instinct" , An arm also quietly went around behind Master Li, and I raised my voice and shouted: "Brother Yu——"

　　 Xiang Yu came in with his head down. I pointed to Jin Shaoyan and said to him: "You want to ride this young man's mount. You can't even use the hour when you go back to your hometown. Let him teach you."

　　 Xiang Yu asked me: "How is it better than bread?"

　　 I said: "Just a wheel can run faster than bread."

　　 Xiang Yu's eyes lighted up, and he went out with Jin Shaoyan in his hands without saying anything-let your kid soak in me... uh, the girl in my house.

　　 Master Li looked at me with a faint smile, and I said uneasily, "I am thinking about Brother Yu..."

　　 Li Shishi laughed and said: "The fastest car in the world can't send him back to BC from 2007, right? Unless it can exceed the speed of light and turn back time."

　　 I rolled my eyes in surprise. This girl has even studied Einstein's theory of relativity. I only heard about the theory of relativity after watching "A Bloody Case Triggered by a Steamed Bun".

　　 "That Young Master Jin doesn't look like a bad person, and he's quite knowledgeable."

"Then what kind of person is considered a bad person? Only if you put a fan in your neck and carry a birdcage? Isn't it easy to be knowledgeable? If your strong brother is rich, send the Americans to send you to the moon with sister Chang'e Let’s talk, brother tells you that when the forest grows, there are all kinds of birds, and the rich don’t have a good thing."

　　 My vocal proletarian fox theory seems to have caused a certain touch to Master Li. She chuckled and said, "I agree with the first half of your last sentence."

　　 Hey, don’t throw away the textbook "Ideology and Morality" in elementary school.

At this time Jin Shaoyan came back again, followed by Xiang Yu with a frustrated face, Jin Shaoyan said with a smile, "Big Brother Xiang's height, my car can't get in." He turned back and said to Xiang Yu, "It's okay, Brother Xiang, I'll see you off. A Hummer, absolutely no problem, we can't let the manufacturer make it." Xiang Yu put his arm around his shoulder and went into the sleeping room: "What kind of horse? Isn't it a strong temper?"

　　……

Hey, I can’t think that the overlord of Xichu was corrupted by money so quickly. It seems that money is really not a good thing. It is said that money is something outside of the body. It is said that wealth cannot be licentious. It is said that a high-ranking monk in history said a great vulgarity, nobleness, great wisdom, and stupidity. Like Xisheng's words: Money is a pile of shit.

　　 When will I have a lot of shit?

Just listen to that room said: "Big Brother Ying likes photography, don't you? I'll give you a digital camera." Qin Shihuang held up the mp4 that had just been photographed and asked me, "Hadron, sprinkle (what) silk (yes ) A digital camera?"

　　 I told him: "The mP4 that can't listen to songs or play games and can only paint is a digital camera." It's not that easy to invite people to buy.

　　 Qin Shihuang: "Don't be hungry."

　　 Jin Shaoyan: "It turns out that Brother Ying likes to play games. That's simple. From Nintendo to Sony, I will give you a collector's edition."

　　 Jin Shaoyan simply went around from house to house and said to Jing Ke: "Brother Jing's hobby is so special, I can only give you a set of independent speakers."

When Jin Shaoyan asked about Liu Bang’s hobbies, the two whispered and smirked together. Jin Shaoyan said, "Then I will introduce some little actresses to Big Brother Liu?" Liu Bang didn’t know what he said to him, and they said something. Look at me, Jin Shaoyan also looked at me and smiled, nodded frequently, he walked over and said to me: "Big Brother Liu said he only likes steamed buns, I want to introduce him to women, he said not to look like steamed buns," he asked curiously. , "Who is the bun, is it beautiful?"

　　 I said: "It's hard to describe her as beautiful or not. As long as it's a man, there is no one who doesn't daze when seeing her, and-Baozi is my girlfriend."

　　 Jin Shaoyan said leisurely and fascinated: "The woman who can make Han Gaozu obsessed, you can imagine-then who is more beautiful than her and your cousin?"

　　 I said: "To borrow Liu Bang's original words, it is called heaven and earth."

　　 Jin Shaoyan's face was full of envy: "You are so beautiful, when will I see her?"

I hesitate: "You can see her at night. If you like, you can just soak her. I want to rush you. I am your grandson." I thought this kid would be full of joy. Who knew Jin Shaoyan would solemnly follow I said: "You don't know the blessing too much. You should love her seriously for such a good woman."

I said with a bitter face: "When you see her, you will regret saying that." But he obviously misunderstood what I meant: "Although I am not a good bird, Jin Shaoyan will never take what he loves. Don't worry, no matter how beautiful your girlfriend is, I won't be tempted, even if you are tempted, I will not do it."

　　 This kid is more sensible than Liu Bang, knowing that the Lord’s dry food cannot be touched.

At 8 o’clock in the evening, Jin Shaoyan checked his watch every few seconds and said, “I’ve never waited for those first-line stars.” At a quarter past 9 o’clock, Jin Shaoyan said impatiently, “Do you know their boss? telephone."

　　 joke, how did I know each other? Baozi and their bosses are entrepreneurs who own three chain bun shops with a monthly income of over 100,000. It is said that people give 10 yuan at a time in the parking lot without any change~www.wuxiaspot.com~Tsk tut, what a grandeur.

I think it’s almost time. I called Baozi to tell her not to eat in the store. The phone rang twice and hung up. I lay on the window and saw that Baozi was already downstairs. Jin Shaoyan heard that, come over At a glance, he praised: "This figure alone is the best I have ever seen."

　　 I saw Baozi enter the door, and Jin Shaoyan ran downstairs.

　　 Quiet... Terrible silence, why haven't the imaginary screams appeared?

　　 After a while, the bun came up on her own. She turned around suspiciously and said to me, "Is your friend downstairs? What's wrong with you?"

I went downstairs and saw that Jin Shaoyan was drawing his big mouth from left and right. He said, "I'm dreaming, all I see are fake..." I went over to hold him, and Jin Shaoyan said cryingly. From the time I was in a car accident to the underworld, and when I came to you, I have been optimistic, but since the moment I saw your girlfriend, I have been disappointed in this world."

　　 "It's not so exaggerated, right?" I was a little angry when I heard others say that about my girlfriend.

Jin Shaoyan grabbed me: "Don’t get me wrong. Something is uglier than her, but I have never seen her body better than her. This world is really unfair. As long as she is slightly more beautiful than now, I will immediately sign her. "Jin Shaoyan cried out in pain, "Why is this ~www.wuxiaspot.com~ Book friends are welcome to visit and read, the latest, fastest and hottest serial works are all at ~www.wuxiaspot.com~