The First Chaos In History

Now let’s analyze it. First of all, there are gods as relatively disadvantaged people. The entire human world is like a white mouse trapped under a glass cover. This kind of thing is human. Axis.

But the gods did not dare to do anything to us, because there was a more ruthless master over them, that is the so-called heavenly way. This is like human beings and nature. Nature seems to be very innocent and weak, but humans must dare to cut down all the trees and kill all the animals. There is something called law that will not make you feel better.

He Tiandou overturned the axis of the human realm. This was originally a big or small thing, but Tianting used force on Lao He. It is enough for our Tiandao brother to open one eye and close one eye. After all, it is He Tiandou's fault. First, and then later, the king made a mistake in the life and death book, but fortunately, they took remedial measures. Brother Tiandao did not say anything. After all, this was not intentional-but when the two things were combined, it was originally. After Ersha, who was enjoying the reimbursement insurance, was implicated by what He Tiandou had made, Brother Dao was completely furious, and said to his mother what is this, and neither the little brother who served him nor the gangsters of Tianting is good. Things, everything to add chaos to me, but in a serious and responsible attitude, I sent the two fools back first, and waited for them to change history, and then there was an excuse to clean up these grandchildren-it's like the country asks you to open a mine The same, you can drive, but you have to drive by yourself secretly, and then you don’t report an accident. What are you waiting for if you don’t clean up?

But the grandsons didn't want to sit still, so they found me. On my forehead I almost wrote the words "professional wipe the **** to heaven".

But I still have to do this. Haven't I heard of it? If I don't kill people and gods together, I am now a human and a god. It is estimated that I will be killed twice. It is really tragic.

In fact, thinking about it from the beginning, Liu Laoliu, as the representative of the Heavenly Court, did not have a premonition. First, he gave me a mind-reading game. This is a peaceful period. Then gave me a bunch of biscuits for me to deal with the four heavenly kings. After the four heavenly kings were settled, my opponent was upgraded to the mafia, so I was given another Air Force One to make me bulletproof until the end. It was ambiguous to simply send me the salaries of several emperors, and he might have had a foreboding that something was going to happen.

But he still complied with that sentence, step by step slowly. Heavenly Court wanted to fight against Heavenly Dao, but he was still a little tender.

Don't say anything now, let's work.

Liu Laoliu said to He Tiandou: "You can talk to Xiaoqiang about the precautions."

He Tiandou nodded. He first took out a thermometer-like thing and handed it to me. "This is a simple scale I designed based on the axis of the human world. It is marked with dynasties. You must first know where you are. You can go to the dynasties of the customers who have been with you. Other dynasties are temporarily gray. That means you can't park. It's useless if you want to stop."

I was depressed and said: "So I want to drive to see my grandpa's wish is lost?"

He Tiandou said, "For example, the place you are going to is Qin Chao this time. This has a scale. There is a pointer underneath. When the pointer points to Qin Chao, you can just step on the brake."

I was surprised: "It's that simple? It's too stupid to operate."

He Tiandou said: "One more thing is the things you bring. Except for what you have in your car, you can't bring anything that doesn't belong to that era. Of course, this is just a reminder. You have to bring it. They will become raw materials at some point. For example, if you want to wear a Shanghai watch, it may become the same as before leaving the factory when you drive to the 1970s and 1980s. The strap becomes cowhide and the surface becomes Iron and steel, go back and forth, and when they are not yet produced, they will disappear."

I whimsically said: "Then if others sit on the ground, is it also a nature?"

He Tiandou seriously said: "Yes!"

I yelled, "That would make a woman stay 18 forever and hit me+!" An old lady who was 100 years old, I drove to kick her out in 193, that's a young girl!

He Tiandou said: "It's not as simple as you think. Once the car is started, the minimum time span is also several decades. If you dare to lead someone, the person will be gone as soon as you slip away."

I shuddered and hurriedly said: "Okay, let's talk about business, how on earth am I going?"

Liu Lao Liu said: "That's my business. I have accelerated your car. You drive it, and when you raise the speed to the highest speed, it will enter the historical track, and then it's simple, just like the old way. Just wait until the pointer reaches the position and stop. Remember, once your car stops, you must rest for at least three days, otherwise it will fall apart."

Things seem to be very simple.

I finally asked: "Well... I only have one blue medicine. Even if I find Fatty or Jing Ke, how can I let them eat it? It goes without saying that Fatty is the emperor. Jing Ke seems to have a lot of followers too. The difficulty of poisoning is about the same."

Liu Laoliu patted me on the shoulder and said, "Then it depends on your IQ, Xiaoqiang. Besides, you have nothing to do. You also have a mind-reading phone that can use 5 per day.

What about chewing gum that can change your face? You have to understand this. This is my limit. After telling you so much, you know the way of heaven. If you directly transform your body so that you have divine power, it will cause it. Changes, in that case we can do it ourselves. These special functions can barely be hidden in the biscuit phone. Yes, they will not become raw materials. "

I snapped my fingers: "Oh, then I should go now?"

"Wait... Another difficulty is that when driving through history for the first time, it may be more exciting. You need a 1,000-meter long run.

"Then why?"

"Your car will run much faster than the speed of light. The first time you run, you have to have an adaptation period. The time axis pointer that Lao He gave you moves indicates that you have surpassed the speed of light. At this time, others can't see you. , Any obstacle is no longer a problem, you can go straight through, but the first run will definitely be a bit scary, so you have to get used to it slowly."

I don't care. Came to the car and patted the doorway: "I can wear it already, right?"

Liu Laoliu nodded.

I opened the car door and sat in, putting the timeline He Tiandou gave me to the front: "I will try first."

The green lawn in our villa area is very spacious. I visually observed that the distance from the entrance of the community to the last house is barely 1,000 meters. I drove the car on> and hung it on 4—we were 100 meters plus or minus that year. Just slip, I'm the book of the exam.

A strange thing happened. I was still stepping on the accelerator when the car was mounted on the 4th. It was already more than 80 miles away. Usually 60 miles on this car is humming. But it's still very stable now, I stepped on the next step, the speedometer frantically drew a semicircle, it was already over 120. I began to torture the accelerator slowly, and the villas lined up on both sides of the road suddenly passed through my sight like railings, and my hair was erected, which was at least 400!

I finally tentatively stepped on the accelerator. The scenery on both sides was suddenly blurred by me, but the car was still quiet. Don't be weird. I think even Hamilton will subconsciously step on the brakes at this time, right?

I thought that the speed at this time could bring the timeline up. Seeing that the **** pointer didn't move at all, I couldn't stand it anymore and slammed on the brakes. After all, it is a car modified by the old **** stick. It didn't cough and threw me out of the windshield. But after smoothly dancing a waltz on the lawn, he stopped steadily.

My face was pale, and after sitting for a few seconds, I opened the door and threw up!

Liu Laoliu and He Tiandou walked up with a smile. Liu Lao Liu said, "Look, just say you are not used to it."

I looked back, I couldn't get out

Liu Lao said: "You are about to drive this car, and you can enter the timeline with 100, but you need to practice courage, so you are allowed to drive on the track first. Remember not to be afraid, no matter what it looks like. As long as the pointer on the time axis does not move, you have to continue to step on the accelerator. In fact, you are safe only after the pointer moves. At that time, you can go through the house and over the ridge, just like the air."

I helped the car and vomited for a while and said, "Can I go again tomorrow? I want to be alone with Baozi."

Liu Laoliu and He Tiandou: "..."

In fact, I just want to calm my mind. If you let me get in that car in a short time, it won't be possible to kill me.

In the evening, I didn’t talk to Baozi about crossing. Although the five-member group is no secret to her, it’s better not to tell her about some things. With her personality, if she knows this, I will definitely pester me to go back to see the fat man and them. , I am afraid that the car will turn into one sperm, or two sperm and two eggs when the car is driven in 1982-she has been pregnant for more than 2 months.

Liu Laoliu told me that the reason why I would not be like this is because I have been registered as a fairy. Although I have no supernatural power, I am already a god. Going to a bank to get a credit card is better than a jobless person.

I told Baozi that I wanted to go out for a trip, at least 3 months and at least come back for business matters.

I got in the car again the next day. Today I have to leave anyway. Time is waiting for no one. I don’t know how Er Sha and their time talk about time, whether they were sent to Assassin Qin the day before or the day before. In 2009, Liu Laoliu and He Tiandou were also unclear about this, and they had no experience.

In order to experiment with He Tiandou speaking to me, I brought a fruit knife and a bag of bread to the co-pilot. I wanted to see how they would go.

I sat in the driver's seat and pressed the knuckles. Liu Laoliu patted the glass of my car and said, "Remember not to slow down, keep driving!"

I glanced at him sternly, compared to a V, He Tiandou held a small flag not far in front of me and waved it vigorously...

I kept changing gears and stepping on the accelerator. Soon, the speedometer in the car lost its meaning again. From the feeling of my eyes, I felt that the speed at this time was no longer slower than yesterday, but the time axis still did not move. His hesitation, the distance of 1000 meters~.

If I continue like this, I will hit the wall soon at my speed.

I gritted my teeth and slammed the accelerator to the bottom. There was a flower in front of me, and I felt that the movement of the scenery on both sides was slowing down quickly, but I couldn’t see what it was. There is a feeling of being evacuated, like the moment the elevator just opened. I fell into this feeling for a while before I woke up to look at the timeline and it moved. Its pointer has already pointed to "2006" on the lowermost scales. It is driving on the highway.

I subconsciously looked at the things next to me. The plastic handle of the fruit knife has turned into a jelly, and the blade is still in good condition. Look at the bread again, damn! It's so good to serve, this bread that has been delivered from the factory—it turned into flour when I ran in 2005.

~ Years later. The time span began to widen. It took me more than 40 points to run until the Ming Dynasty was still far away from the Qin Dynasty. It seems that this spanning more than 2,000 years was easy.

I found that the timeline moved once. Giving less fuel or changing to the 3 will not return to the initial fast state, but the pointer slows down. It seems that if you want the pointer to stop, there is only one way to stop. I even slid the car with inertia for a while. At this time, you can almost see the clothes and buildings worn by ancient people.

When it comes to clothes, I am very depressed. Soon after the bread turned into flour, the clothes I wore began to turn into cotton, animal skins, and fibers. Then in the early 21st century, they all turned from me.: Panties became a little A pinch of cotton—we are wearing pure cotton underwear.

Fortunately, the temperature in the car is moderate, so I pray that it will be summer after I get to the place for a while. The clothes on my body do not belong to that dynasty. I knew I should put on the clothes when Qin Shihuang came to me. Although it was scratched by Cao Xiaoxiang. It's better than bare.

In the Qing Dynasty, the knife became a small strip made up of ore slag. And it's getting more subtle. In the end it turned into a pile of powder, like incense ash in an incense burner.

But nothing in the car has changed. From the car window to the seat, I was even surprised to find that the half-pack of cigarettes that I had thrown in Lager since the car was still intact, this is a baby!

I drove fast and slowly, and the window was as colorful as ever, as if I was in a sci-fi setting, and I couldn’t see the night and day, but sometimes I set the speed to the slowest level and almost stopped. I can occasionally see some individuals The shadow of the building or the silhouette of the ancient long clothes with big sleeves, of course, they must not see me.

The road was too long. I was a little tired at the end of the drive. Why did I do Qin Chao’s work at the beginning? If I can find Wu Sangui within half an hour, this Ying Fatty and Ershadi’s house will be out. Outskirts...

If you find Jin Shaoyan, you will get closer, basically you can get there in ten minutes, and you can go by hitting the ground—

Nearly more than 10 hours later, I saw that the pointer was less than half a centimeter away from the Qin Chao, and the victory was in sight. Brother Ying, Er silly, here I am!

I was excited, and suddenly heard a strange noise from the car: chuckle, chuckle, chuckle...

This is... out of oil?

I took a look at the fuel gauge, didn’t it? I dig out the bottom, UU read www.uukahnshu.com grandma, how come Liu Laoliu didn’t tell me, I didn’t expect the car to run out of fuel when passing time. .

Suddenly, the car stopped, my eyes were fixed on the time axis, its pointer was almost in place, but it seemed that there was still a thread missing...

Outside the car window, next to my car is a small forest. When I look around, there is an endless grassland in the distance. I sat in the car naked and stared. There was a barrel of gasoline and a barrel in the trunk. Adding that when trying to start the car again, it only hummed twice, and it didn't respond anymore. I remembered Liu Laoliu's words, it seemed that it had to rest for three days before it could run again.

The wind on the grassland was very strong. Fortunately, it was summer. I pushed my car into the grove and hid it and continued to be in a daze. What should I do now? The dynasty seems to be the Qin dynasty, but where are Ersha and Fatty Ying?

I look around myself, it's a neat one, and I haven't had time to make a grass skirt. If you want to make a movie, you have to use mosaics.

Fortunately, there is still a big blanket on the back seat of the car. I put it on my body, took my phone and biscuits, and walked out aimlessly.

Two hours later, while still wandering on the grassland, I finally cried: What the **** is this?