The First Chaos In History

When I came, I also discussed the issue of buns with people. I don’t know if she was acting, whether she really felt that she could not get drunk for a thousand cups or if she made up her mind at the beginning and put herself down. If it’s the latter, then Baozi's strategy is too high.

Later, Baozi told me the truth: She didn’t even know what she had ever performed without being drunk.

She was already drinking too much when people asked her to perform.

We quarreled that day until the sun rose as usual.

At 12 o'clock, I was waiting for a call, but it was too late. The thing that worries me the most during the year I was waiting is that I didn't wait for his call.

I don't know where he is on this day of family reunion, or even if he... is dead or alive.

The whole first month passed very quickly, and the happy days are like this, just like when we were students, even if you give you 11 months off, it won’t feel long. My customers are there every day. = Spent, only Bian Que and Hua Tuo were constantly busy. They were wearing white coats and stayed in the laboratory day and night. Except for the necessary food and sleep, and staying at home, I'm really afraid that one day they will suddenly come up with an alien. Or Godzilla or something, as far as I know, they are studying an anti-cancer Chinese medicine, but judging from the expressions of the two, the progress is slow.

The days of mixing eating and waiting for death passed in a blink of an eye. When the children fully resumed classes again, the spring blossoms were already in full bloom, and my mood became heavy day by day: there are not many days for the second stupid, and not many days for the five-person group. .

During this time, Baozi is undoubtedly the happiest, she spends most of her time in Yucai. Worrying about this and asking them to tell her stories, this woman seems to have a tendency to pervert, and she yearns for a turbulent life. But I have given her an order to abstain from drinking. After the Spring Festival, the one with Baozi didn't come...

Time is a weird thing. When I first received customers, it was really like a fight. But I don’t know from which day it swished and flew past me, and the most feared day came: last year Of today. Ersha came to my pawnshop under the leadership of Liu Laoliu, that is to say, he will leave us before 12 o'clock.

Li Shishi and Liu Bang, who had been holding on for a long time, had been silent since yesterday, and Hua Mulan and Wu Sangui were in love with Er Shari Jiujiu. They are also very sad.

Jing Ke got up this morning as before, and there was no expression on his face, fool, that's good. As if nothing can affect their mood, Er Sha still cheerfully said to me: "I want to ride around in the car."

"Where do you want to go?"

"Casual."

Master Li said sadly: "I will go with you."

I said strangely: "Are you not going to accompany Jin Shaoyan?"

Jin Shaoyan did spend most of his time with Master Li during this period—just most of the time. I always thought he would spend all his time sticking to Master Li, but he didn't. He spends all his time dealing with the company's affairs, even the time for eating and sleeping is carefully calculated. I don't know what he means by doing this. But Master Li is definitely not a dispensable woman. Between the two people is a bit inexplicable and mysterious.

Master Li reluctantly smiled and said, "There is always time for one day. Shaoyan flew to Shanghai today."

Ersha looked at Liu Bang and Hua Mulan and said, "Okay. You don't want to go, just the three of us."

I patted Liu Bang on the shoulder and said, "You accompany Fengfeng, she is actually a good woman."

Liu Bang smiled ugly: "Then you still need to say? But..."

Ersha turned and walked towards the car: "Hurry up, that's it."

Bao Zi didn't know all of this, she had already gone to educate her.

Ersha sat next to me, I slowly started the car, and drove slowly on the bustling road, I asked Ersha, "Why don't you go and see Xiao Zhao?"

Ersha looked up at the sky from his classic 45-degree angle and said something inexplicable. He suddenly looked ahead and said, "Front left. "

Going to the left, he left the third ring road, and at every intersection he let me turn casually. The idiot was a bit advanced today.

After a while, we walked on a deserted path. Ersha stopped talking and looked at the roadside scenery leisurely. I didn’t know where he was going, so I could only drive like this. Suddenly, I thought, idiot. Wouldn't it be that I took him to avoid Liu Laoliu with his desperate world? The reason why I brought Li Shishi is because her days are approaching? To be honest, I really want to do this, really, for the second silly, for the group of five, as long as I can do everything I want!

At this moment, I found a car following us. I didn’t pay attention just now. Now it’s particularly conspicuous on the dirt road. It should have been following us for a while. It quickly surpassed us, but it didn’t go fast and started to leave me intentionally or unintentionally. The front of the car.

I smiled slightly, remembering that Jiang Menshen had done such a trick, and I don't know which friend I was joking about. I parked the car on the side of the road, and the car stopped as expected. Just as I was about to go down, Er Sha suddenly stopped me: "I'm going."

Without waiting for me to speak, he opened the door and walked out. A tall man wearing a baseball cap came out of the car in front. He walked quickly to me in the driver's seat and suddenly took out a gun from his arms... …

It's Goodbye! This kid is not dead!

When Goodby saw Er Shao standing in front of him, he frowned and shot him without hesitation. Er Shao's body trembled slightly. He turned his back to me. I couldn't see clearly. The bullet hit him somewhere, but he still hit Gu Debai with a punch in the face. Gu Debai took a second stupid shot. This time I knew where it was and shot from the position of the second stupid vest. A puff of blood was sprayed on the glass in front of me, the bullet penetrated his body, Er stupidly shook, and crashed to the ground.

At this moment, I can’t scream, nor can I scream, it’s like being in a nightmare...

Goodbye, holding a pistol with a muffler in his hand, walked in front of me silently. His eyes were full of resentment. I looked at him blankly. He fired silently, one shot, two shots, three shots. ...The sparks from the bullets on the glass splashed between us, and Goodbye was not discouraged. He fired the gun blankly, until the bullets were all shot out, there was a trace of doubt in his eyes, and his fingers were still holding the trigger mechanically. He was a well-trained killer. I knew he wanted to shoot on the glass. Kill me in the same position.

But after the bullet was shot, he seemed to lose his mind. Except for constantly pulling the trigger, he stood motionless. I stretched out my hand and picked up my brick bag. He opened the door and walked out slowly, then knocked him down with one brick, and then another brick, two bricks. Three bricks, I also didn't shoot at all, until the top of Gu Debai's head was beaten into a ball of floc, Li Shishi who came back to his senses screamed out of the car and grabbed me.

I ran to Ersha and hugged him in my arms. Realizing that he was still open his eyes, his expression was very relaxed except for the weakness of his hands and feet, and he didn't look like a person who had been shot. I yelled and hugged him into the car. Keep calling his name: "Kezi, hold on, let's go to the hospital!"

Master Li shouted: "He has something to say!"

I rolled to the back. Pick up his head and put his ears on his mouth. The second dumbfounded gradually lost his look. Murmured:

…I was going to leave, I want to return to education. "

I wiped my tears and ran into the driver's seat. Stepped on the accelerator to the end and flew towards Yucai. After a while, I heard Master Li stop choking and said in a calm voice: "Cousin, Brother Jing is gone..."

I pressed the steering wheel hard, waved her hand to stop talking, and then drove the car until Yucai.

Yucaili remained calm and peaceful as always, full of children’s laughter and loud readings. I drove into the old school district and took Ersha out of the car and ran into a large classroom. Li Shishi screamed as he ran: "Where is An Daoquan, where is Bian Que, where is the genius doctor Hua?"

Basically, they are all my clients here. They saw the **** two silly people who came up together, and people kept asking me what was wrong. The three doctors came soon, and they all saw countless dead people. People, at a glance, they knew that there was no need for rescue, but they still circled the Er silly body and refused to leave. I drove them aside and quietly said, "Let him be quiet for a while."

Master Li cried and told everyone the story. Wu Yong sighed and said: "As an assassin, he may have found Gu Debai's traces, so he was deliberately led out, and then went to death with him."

No one in the classroom spoke, and they all looked at Er Shao silently. The heroes were accustomed to seeing blood. Even Wang Xizhi and the literati had gone through life and death. They are no strangers to the passing of life, Jing Ke's death today It won’t be avoided by getting two shots less. He just left a few hours early. These people are more of a rabbit and a fox tragedy. It has been a year for them, and before the second new year comes, they all have this. one day……

At this time, the door of the classroom was suddenly knocked open, and Baozi stumbled in and said anxiously: "What's wrong with Kezi?" When she saw Ersha on the two tables, she suddenly became anxious, and rushed on. He said loudly: "What the **** is going on here, why didn't you go to the hospital?" Seeing that no one was taking care of her, Bao Zi pulled everyone around her like crazy and asked, "What the **** is going on?"

Hu Sanniang hugged Baozi's shoulders and said, "Don't be too sad, he would also be walking today, we...like him."

Master Li wiped his tears and grabbed the bun's hand and said, "Yes, cousin, I have to go...just the day after tomorrow."

Bun was stunned for a moment, and clung to Master Li's hand and asked loudly, "Where are you going?"

Li Shishi shook his head sadly.

Baozi rushed to me, took my hand and shook desperately: "What do you mean they are leaving? Where are they going?" Seeing that I didn't speak, Baozi began to shake me harder, "Talk to me-- "

I pushed her away rudely, screaming, "Stop asking Lao Tzu! Each of them only has one year's life!"

Bun stayed for a long time, and suddenly she sat on the ground and cried like a child who had lost a toy. She cried and stared at me stubbornly, as if I had only given everyone a year of life.

The door opened a crack, Liu Laoliu walked in unhurriedly and said to himself: "Isn't it time yet, why did I receive Jing Ke's return signal?" He glanced at the second silly wound. , Wanted to ask us something, but looking at our faces, he hurriedly closed his mouth, pinched his fingers, and looked at Heavenly Dao, "It turns out that he is so dead, sigh."

I grabbed Liu Laoliu’s arm and shouted, "Is there any way to accommodate? As long as Kezi doesn’t die, I can do anything. Besides, am I not a god? I still have land for a few hundred years of life. Individuals are evenly spaced, 30 years and 20 years for each person is fine!"

Liu Laoliu shook my hand away and sighed: "What do you think this is, the reincarnation of heaven, this is a law that all gods must abide by, and I am willing to help you in violation of the rules, but I really don't have the power-I want to bring He is gone." Liu Laoliu said, opening his palms. A faint light shone from his palm to cover Ersha's corpse, Ersha gradually blurred in the light, and finally disappeared out of thin air.

I said sadly: "Can't you just say a few words at the end?"

Liu Lao Liu said, "If you die, you are dead. There is no way. Besides, are you so indifferent? One year later, everyone here is gone. In another thirty and fifty years, how can ordinary people not have this day? ?"

If everyone is aware of it, Li Shimin's face is gray, and he said: "I can't think of seeing life and death twice in a year. Now even if I give it to the emperor, I won't do it."

Liu Laoliu glanced at him and said, "It's really good!"

After Liu Laoliu left, I don't know how long it took before the people in the room began to relax, just as Li Shimin said. All of them are people who have experienced life and death twice in a year. There are too many to open, so I picked up the buns on the ground. Haven't waited to say anything. Bun suddenly hugged Li Shishi tightly. Begged: "Xiao Nan, don't leave!"

Master Li smiled lightly and said: "Didn't Immortal Liu say it. Everyone has this day, and when it comes to Brother Ying... it will be him tomorrow."

Everyone was shocked. Qin Shihuang was still at the excavation site of Qin Ling. If we don't hurry, it means we won't even be able to see him for the last time.

At this time, my phone rang, and I picked it up, and a voice inside said with a smile, "Xiaoqiang, I'm hungry (it's me)."

I shouted: "Brother Ying!"

Everyone immediately surrounded him. At this moment, Liu Bang broke in from the door and grabbed the phone and said loudly, "Fatty, there is only one day left. Would you like to come back and meet with us? What friends will never do in the next life!" Liu Bang was very excited, and he said such emotional words for the first time.

Qin Shihuang chuckled and said, "Bao (don't) tugged, you robbed you hungry (me) Ditianha (below) I'm hungry and wipe the oil (you didn't say anything)."

Liu Bang's expression changed drastically, and he staggered for two steps: "You... all know?"

"I knew it a long time ago, you thought you were hungry?"

Liu Bang: "I..."

"Okay, good for you, Baoshe, these things, it seems hungry to return (go), take it for everyone."

I anxiously said, "Brother Ying, are you really not coming back?"

"Hey, there is some work left, not to be a (tail), crooked (then), you can ask the hungry company to say something."

I know that Qin Shihuang's mouth is specifically referring to Jingkedi. I was at a loss for a moment and murmured, "Kezi...he has already left."

There was no voice on the phone for a long time, I hurriedly asked, Qin Shihuang said calmly: "Oh...hungry touch four (it's okay), heh, hungry, he still owes him three defeats (hundred) yuan..."

Master Li couldn't help it anymore and cried and shouted, "Big Brother Ying!"

Qin Shihuang reluctantly smiled and said: "Heh, hang up (silly) girl, ask the buns hello, good, not social..."

The phone was disconnected and no one answered when we called again. It seems that Fatty Ying misses the two fools on the one hand, and sads himself on the other. He just wants to finish the last bit of work quietly and leave. Maybe that's fine.

After another difficult day, we quietly bid farewell to Qin Shihuang in a different place. Except for Jing Ke's unnatural death, other customers will slowly disappear as soon as the time comes. I don’t feel much guilty for Er Shao’s death, because if I were he would do it without hesitation. Certainly, what worries me the most is that I have never had a good communication with him.

Stupid, it's like a large group of brothers. One day you suddenly find out that one of your brothers may be the most dull and neglected by you. It feels so distressed...it's hard.

Then it's Master Li. During the past two days, Baozi has been following Master Li, eating, sleeping, and even going to the bathroom. For fear that Master Li will suddenly disappear, Wu Sangui and Hua Mulan are also immersed in grief. They didn't say a word for a day, and the atmosphere at home was very depressing.

It makes me strange that Jin Shaoyan doesn't show up at this time. I don't know if he is afraid of something.

The parting day has come, and Baozi has learned to face all this calmly. On this day, she set up a table of wine and food, and only Liu Bang was left alone in the group of five. We sat together in silence, but this was better than letting Master Li walk quietly alone.

At this time the doorbell rang loudly, and people outside the door seemed to be afraid that we would not hear them, and knocked on the door hard. I opened the door and saw that Jin Shaoyan stood there quietly, he was much thinner than before.

Master Li stood up and smiled slightly: "I thought you would not come to see me off." She concealed it well. It seemed that there was no excitement, but the speed at which she left the seat could feel her expectation.

Jin Shaoyan stepped up to Master Li, grabbed her shoulders, and said enthusiastically and eagerly: "Master. I have made all arrangements for the past few days. I don't need to worry about anything in the future. You take me away—" Jin Shaoyan's eyes were red and his clothes were messy. Is this still alone with the always calm and happy dude I saw for the first time?

Jin Shaoyan suddenly took out a sharp dagger and put it on his neck, and said in relief: "Let's go together!"

We were all taken aback by surprise, but given the distance between us and him, it was too late to save him.

At this time, Master Li didn't dare to make any big moves. I'm sure she will take the initiative if she has the slightest attempt to stop Jin Shaoyan. Li Shishi tried to pretend to be calm and put one hand on Jin Shaoyan's shoulder. Softly said: "Don't be stupid. What about your parents when you die. Have you thought about your grandma?"

Jin Shaoyan stagnated, and immediately said: "I have made arrangements. They will not know about me for the rest of their lives."

Master Li's tone hardened, and disappointed: "Jin Shaoyan, don't be a coward, let me look down on you."

Jin Shaoyan didn't move at all, and smiled lightly: "Teacher, you don't have to arouse me."

Master Li finally said sadly: "I am a selfish woman. Seriously, if you walk with me, we can be together. I really don’t know if I have the courage to stop you, but Shaoyan—you die like this. We can't solve any problems, we still can't get together."

Jin Shaoyan's tears rolled in his eyes, and his body trembled violently. Master Li gently touched his face, and made a lot of determination to say resolutely: "Think about me for a year, and then forget me!" She took Jin Shaoyan's hand. The knife in Li was thrown aside, so he leaned into his arms, and then slowly disappeared. In the last few seconds, Li Shishi looked back at us and smiled: "Thank you, it's nice to know you."

Baozi and Jin Shaoyan burst into tears one by one.

When the group of five came, the front and back feet were no exception. Xiang Yu and Liu Bang came on the same day. To be honest, I am a little grateful for this same day. If you pull meat with such a blunt knife, people will really be crazy. Lose.

When the day came, Liu Bang was very happy. He whistling upstairs and downstairs early in the morning, and told us: "I thought about it, and I will be an emperor in my next life. Why don't you see through life and death, shit!" "If the heart is there, the dream is there, and it's a big deal all over again—"

We are sad. His howling wolf made us so angry that several cups flew into the air, but the sorrow was finally reduced. I asked him, "Hey, I haven't asked you, how did you tell Fengfeng? ?"

Liu Bang said: "I said that I was fancying another woman again and let her go." At the end, he couldn't help but said sadly, "It's better to make her hate me than to die."

I admire Liu Bang very much for this. He is non-toxic and not a husband. He is absolutely resolute in doing things. Compared with the sad and sorrowful distinction, this is indeed a good way.

Liu Bang said: "By the way, Xiaoqiang, in the future, you must go to the specialty store to buy famous brands. There is one item in other parts of the city. It is all fakes that I tinkered with-but if there is a big business, don't forget to take care of Fengfeng. "

I smiled and said, "Okay, ***!"

At this time, the phone rang suddenly, and I saw it was a strange number. Just about to turn it off, Liu Bang said leisurely: "Just pick it up, it's probably my enemy who is still alive."

My heart moved and I hurriedly picked it up. Xiang Yu's tired voice came over: "Xiaoqiang, do you think I'm dead, haha."

I was sour and cursed: "Brother Yu? You bastard!" For a long time, I really thought Xiang Yu went to die on the edge of a cliff.

Xiang Yu smiled twice: "Dare to talk to your ancestors like this-have they all left?"

"Well... where are you now?"

"...I don't know, it seems to be on the edge of the pastoral area. I have already been to Gaixia, Xiaoqiang. I am very happy during this time. Really, I shouldn't keep talking about finding Ayu. I found out , As long as you think of someone with your heart, there is no difference between being with her."

Liu Bang grabbed the phone and said, "Don't be nonsense, why don't you go as a poet?"

Xiang Yu smiled and said, "Liu Xiaosan, you still owe Lao Tzu two lives."

"What's more, you killed tens of thousands of Lao Tzu, and Lao Tzu also killed tens of thousands of you. Why do you only say two, and the lives of you and Yu Ji are worth money, right? You can't do this, you won't be able to fight forever after fighting. Is it to lose, let's fight again in the next life?"

Xiang Yu laughed: "Fight again!"

Baozi took the call ~www.wuxiaspot.com~ hesitated and said, "That...how should I call you?"

Xiang Yu laughed loudly: "Hey, let's call it a big guy."

Wu Sangui said: "Brother Xiang, take care."

Xiang Yu said sadly: "There is nothing to take care of. I feel most sorry is Xiao Hei. It seems that he has a premonition. He hasn't eaten for several days."

Hua Mulan choked up and said: "Big Brother Xiang..."

Xiang Yu sternly said: "Hua, I tell you, don't look at the deduction of the art of war, I always lose, but you may not be able to fight, I will take 500 and break your 5000 soldiers."

Hua Mulan Lihua said with the rain: "Blow it and you will!"

Xiang Yu sighed and said, "Unfortunately, I have no chance to demonstrate to you."

Liu Bang shouted: "Stop talking nonsense, let's go."

As soon as we looked up, he had slowly disappeared, and then there was no sound from Xiang Yu...