The First Chaos In History

After saying these few words, the few looked at each other, and they all showed a faint smile. The experience summed up by these ancients in dealing with them, as long as they talk about their ambitions as dreams, they will always laugh knowingly.

Liu Laoliu pointed at me and said, "I haven't given you an official introduction. This is Xiaoqiang. The owner here, if you have any needs in the future, you can directly contact him."

Li Shimin smiled and said, "Xiaoqiang is very eloquent. What is the official position now?"

As for this, it is very difficult to answer. If in the Qin Dynasty, I would be King Qi and King Wei, and in the early Han Dynasty, I was the King of Side by Side, but the person who asked the question was Emperor Taizong of the Tang Dynasty. The emperor? What's that called, the elders of the former dynasty?

So I had to say angrily: "My commoner, hey, commoner..." In fact, I was wearing a leather jacket.

Li Shimin said in surprise: "You shouldn't, I think you are not under Fang Xuanling."

Liu Liuyi twisted me: "Hurry up, thank you, the emperor?"

Li Shimin and I asked, "Thank you for what?"

Liu Lao Liu thief smiled and said: "The emperor said that you are not under Fang Xuanling, that is, you have been sealed off as prime minister. You have no jokes, so thank you."

Unexpectedly, the old liar watched a lot of historical soap operas. In these dramas, the so-called famous ministers and prime ministers specially followed the emperor’s **** to get them to say the wrong thing, and then slammed their heads on the ground and shouted "Thank you Lord Longen". The role of the brick and nail corner is based on the phrase "You have no jokes"-fortunately, I am not the emperor, and if you want true monarchs to have no jokes, I would always tell the buns to live and die that night when I was intimacy. Not honored?

Now Liu Laoliu has run me on this, and the other party is the emperor again. I can't help but save face, so I casually picked up a bowl of wine and touched Li Shimin and said, "Thank you Lord Longen, I did what you want."

The other emperors stared with big eyes, it is estimated that the brothers have not seen such a trivial canonization ceremony.

Li Shimin also knew this was just a joke, smiled slightly, and took a sip from his bowl. In this regard, my identity changed again, becoming the prime minister of Tang Zhenguannian.

Liu Laoliu said: "In fact, Xiaoqiang is the principal of our Yucai Civil and Martial Arts School. He is also a well-known figure."

"Principal?" Zhao Kuangyin asked in confusion.

"In fact, it was a small private school. Later, the state invested money to run a big school. It's still a private school." I said.

Zhu Yuanzhang said suddenly: "That's the Imperial College, then aren't you a Taishi?"

I took the wine and said, "Then thank Lord Longen again——"

Zhu Yuanzhang laughed and said: "This...well, then you can be my grand teacher."

At this point, a brand-new bad guy was born, Taishi Xiao—listen to it, this name alone reveals such a betrayal for glory and all evil. Although this Taishi may be different from that Taishi.

I peeked at the other two. Zhao Kuangyin sat with his breasts. He had always heard that Song Taizu was also a gangster, so it didn't look like it. However, Zhu Yuanzhang occasionally dodges his eyes, quite a bit of Liu Bang's charm.

Genghis Khan smiled and said: "It seems that there are meeting ceremonies. We Mongolians don't have so many red tapes. I don't know what official you should be appointed. So Xiaoqiang, every time you drink a bowl of wine, it is equivalent to riding a horse for a day. The distance, the grassland you traveled on this day. Including the people, cattle and sheep in it, I will give you your territory."

Damn, fire up! I heard that the land that Genghis Khan’s descendants later laid down on horseback would not be complete for a year. But I don't know how big the territory of Lao Tie Nahui is. But listening to his breath, he can also drink one or two hundred bowls. If I change to beer, I can barely drink it back to the two county-level cities. Who can stand this liquor? Besides, it's just a joke, should it be serious?

So I drank a symbolic bowl. Genghis Khan looked at me and said regretfully: "It's a pity, you missed a good opportunity. If you are unlucky on this journey, you won't even be able to see a person, but I will give You write it down."

Later I forgot to ask, how did you count this day, because if you want a tendon to run in a straight line and fail to make a circle, then you can only get a line segment. What do you say I want a line for? Should I go to the grassland to talk to the herdsmen? To collect tolls?

All of us will focus on Zhao Kuangyin, whether it is a joke or not, anyway, those few people have given gifts, and they are all emperors. There is no such thing as self-respect here.

Zhao Kuangyin scratched his head and said, "They are all civil officials, right? How about going to my place as a general?"

I hurriedly said: "Okay, okay."

To be honest, I have no interest in prime ministers and grand teachers at all. After high school, I'm looking for someone to be a grand teacher? The general sounds much better, although it can’t be printed on business cards, but it’s not just a narrative when receiving customers from different dynasties in the future.

But I saw Zhu Yuanzhang look at us with a smirk, Zhao Kuangyin said: "I will seal you an Anguo, the governor of the world." He raised his glass and said, "Come, drink this glass of wine, you will be formal I'm going to take office." Everyone can see that Zhao Kuangyin is a little perfunctory. Although I don't understand anything, I also know that this duke is just a knighthood. If the governor is to be a soldier, at least some marshal must be appointed?

Why is it so uncomfortable to drink with Zhao Kuangyin? I looked at Zhu Yuanzhang, who was smirking, and suddenly reacted: Isn't this asking for a drink to release military power?

It is said that Zhao Kuangyin held heavy soldiers in troubled times. Seeing that the time was ripe, he launched a mutiny in Chen Qiaoyi. Of course, there is another saying that this was the mastermind of Zhao Kuangyin’s subordinates, and Zhao Kuangyin was drunk too much. I put on the imperial robe drunk, but I don't believe it anyway-where did the imperial robe come from? In fact: Zhao Kuangyin murmured to himself as if he had symptoms every day: To proclaim the emperor directly or to rebel first, this is a problem...

After Zhao Kuangyin won the world, most of his founding heroes were old partners in military power. This made him uneasy, so he set up a table in the palace. During the dinner, old Zhao said to himself: "You are all mine." Brothers, if you are rebelling against me, do you say I kill you or not?"

The old men were naturally shocked, and they said together: "Boss, how can we rebel?" Zhao Kuangyin said, "Don't be bullshit, brothers, don't you know how my emperor came?" Everyone thought: Yes, when our boss was the emperor, he would naturally say the same to his boss... For a while, I was frightened, not knowing what Zhao Kuangyin was going to do.

When Zhao Kuangyin saw that he had said everything that should be said, he mentioned some of these people and said, "If you want me to say that you are all heroes, can I treat you badly? As long as you don’t bring soldiers, I guarantee that you and your children and grandchildren will have food to eat. Girl bubble."

The generals under his squad suddenly realized, so this one stood up and said that his hair hurts these few days, the other said that his nails were sore, and another said that his eyes were no longer able to hear the sound. Anyway, they found excuses to quit their military posts. After changing his civil position, Classmate Zhao nodded in satisfaction. Then he took up the wine glass and said something I told me just now: "After drinking this glass of wine, you can take office now." It was to release the military power for the famous glass of wine in history.

I clutched the wine bowl and pretended to stagger and said: "The emperor, I really can't drink anymore." When I touched the bowl of wine with him, it might be uncomfortable, so it's impossible that I, Anguo, had to return it after only a few minutes. , Mosquitoes are fleshy even though they are small, am I stupid? With this amount of wine, I might as well go to Genghis Khan to change the land.

Blackmailing the 4th boss, I pulled Liu Laoliu aside and said, "Hurry up, where's my salary?" I didn't really need it, I was just curious about what was strange this time.

Liu Lao Liuyi pointed to 4 on the table and whispered: "They are your salary for the past few months."

I was stunned for a long time in the local area, and then said, "Don't be kidding, take it out quickly." As I said, I fumbled back and forth in the various pockets of Liu Laoliu's body.

Liu Laoliu was tickled by me so much, while avoiding my harassment~www.wuxiaspot.com~, he said, "Don't make trouble, I didn't make a joke with you."

When I figured out Liu Laoliu's pocket and didn't even hold such a small thing as biscuit gum, I couldn't help but said, "What are you talking about?"

Liu Laoliu coaxed me and said, "It's Taishi and An Guogong, what else are you dissatisfied with? An extremely human minister, that means you."

Also, I really can't think of anyone in history who is better than me, a superb minister who has crossed generations, and a king and a man. My daughter-in-law Baozi is still the King Zheng and Da Sima of the Qin Dynasty. Can this be useful? Even if Yao and Shun run to me and fight for the Zen position, can I really make a profit for me?

I talked to Liu Laoliu: "Don’t talk nonsense, a very human minister is under one person and above ten thousand people. Now that I’m above ten thousand people, I haven’t seen it. I just realized it now. He’s a good headmaster. Suddenly, I fell under a lot of people—if you don’t give up your salary, I will throw you into the **** bar, so that you can also taste the taste of under a lot of people."

What irritates me the most is that I don’t pay my salary, and I have to count my work as a reward. This is like a ticket seller. If I don’t pay the salary at the end of the month, I still have to pay for the car for 30 days!

Liu Laoliu took my hand and shouted: "Sooner or later you will understand my painstaking efforts."