The First Chaos In History

He Tiandou said that Kongkonger's kung fu is very good. He has had a miserable relationship with Shi Qian before. It can be seen that this person is proficient in assassination and light work. However, he also has a fatal weakness that his self-esteem is very strong. You can’t walk thousands of miles without a single blow.” Nie Yinniang confronted him, and surrounded the neck of the target he was about to assassinate a grinding disc (also known as jade). Kongkong’s black lamp stabbed it on the grinding disc and felt that he had missed. But he still didn’t know that a lady was holding him back. He thought that the target happened to be wearing a cervical spine, so he hid temporarily. He wanted to find a chance to kill a carbine, but Nie Yinniang is very thief, she knows Kongkonger. He lied on the beam to eavesdrop, and said to others: Kong Kong'er is an idol's object of worship. He is very powerful. He is like a proud eagle. He will never come back if he fails to handle it once. At this time, he must be a thousand miles away. Out.

When Kong Konger heard that a beautiful girl commented on herself like this, she didn't have the face to do it again. She really went out and drove straight for thousands of miles away. She also kept the toll slip so that she could meet Yinniang in the future. It was used to prove that she was really such a stalwart, but Nie Yinniang was like a cunning fox, she fleeed a long way after she succeeded, and didn't bother to meet Kong Kong'er anymore.

After that, Kong Konger really never saw the woman who lied to him again.

The above part is excerpted from "A Thousand Years of Play. Volume Two, Chapter 37, A World Without Thieves", and some of the information is extracted from Kong Konger's self-reported novel "That Woman Is So Bad" (Note: For real characters or allusions, please refer to the official history-although Kong Konger is also a fictional character).

In fact, I think that apart from being flattered by the girl, Kong Konger has other difficulties, whether it is a thief or a killer. It should be a professional habit to never turn your head if you miss a hit. There are rules for doing everything, such as "prostitution from afar", and "no trial for one crime" in international criminal law-this may be to learn from Kongkonger of.

Now, this legendary bald man full of contradictions and philosophical thoughts is standing in front of us. I don't know if a brave general like Xiang Yu and a half-slaughter like Ersha can handle him.

Kongkonger looked at the 4 foreigners on the ground coldly. Said to me: "I don't want to kill, you just have to give me things."

I wondered: "What use do you want those things for?"

Kongkonger smiled faintly: "Sell money."

Xiang Yu shouted angrily: "Mouse!" Dou Da's fist hit the ground door of Kongkonger with the sound of the wind, Kongkonger stepped aside, and punched Xiang Yu's waist. Xiang Yu twisted his body and turned behind him and punched again. Kong Kong'er didn't expect Xiang Yu to be so agile. He couldn't help but unexpectedly "", and I shouted: "Kong Konger, don't you even get a hit? Run?"

Kongkonger lightly landed on the lawn outside the house, and said to Xiang Yu: "You come out!"

I shouted again: "Kezi. Go and help!"

Xiang Yu yelled: "No need!" As we said, we jumped out to fight with Kongkonger, we barely stood up one by one and staggered outside, only to see Xiang Yu rushing into the crown, fists and feet caught in the fierce wind. Greeting to Kong Kong'er, Kong Kong'er is not in a hurry, dodging from left to right like a monkey. Sometimes leaping high, Xiang Yu couldn't hurt him at all.

The second fool was not idle at this time, he couldn't find the rope for a while. So he dragged all the 4 foreigners to the door and made a row. Holding a small hammer in his hand, the 4 foreigners were the least injured. At this time, he slowly came over, and Ersha chiseled him on his head. Fainted. We can't help being cold.

This Yu Yu fights Kong Kong'er is a bit nondescript. Xiang Yu is certainly an unprecedented fierce player in history, but Kong Kong'er is helplessly stupid enough to compete with him. Since the two met, he has been two-thirds of his body. In the air, sometimes swooping like an eagle, and sometimes lingering like a butterfly, not to mention a head-on, even without any physical contact. This situation is very similar to the old times, but fortunately, Xiang Yu's bravery and sophisticated moves are also He didn't suffer much from eating, but after all, it was like a hero fighting with mosquitoes, and he was always out of it.

Li Shishi lazily leaned on the door frame and looked back at the wall clock in the room, and suddenly became anxious: "It's broken, it's been 5 minutes."

We only have 10 minutes. If it's normal, even if we have many masters in empty positions, we will not be annihilated, but today, if we continue to fight like this, we have to finish playing.

Master Li gently pushed on Jing Ke's back and said, "Brother Jing, go and turn off the shield in their car."

Wu Sangui said: "It's too late, even Liangshan's Shenxing Taibao can't come in 5 minutes."

Liu Bang said: "I can't take care of it now, just call the nearest police station for help as soon as the barrier is blocked."

After listening to Er Shao, he chiseled a hammer on a foreigner whose hand twitched slightly, put the hammer in Hua Mulan's hand, stood up and walked towards the foreigners' car.

Seeing that Ersha was about to approach the car, Kong Konger suddenly pulled back behind him and slapped him on the back. Ersha was furious, and turned around with a punch. Kongkonger jumped high, but never avoided Xiang Yu's one. Pull, hiss, the shirt was pulled into a tuxedo, Xiang Yu saw that Jing Ke had handed over with the other party, and stood aside with his hands down.

Liu Bang sighed, "I'm still acting as a hero at this time. It seems that the lessons of the year are still not deep."

Zhang Bing glared at him, then hurriedly looked back on the court.

Ersha is now working hard to fight Kongkong'er. He is neither light nor subtle, but there is one thing that is that he is not afraid of death. Kongkonger kicked his lower abdomen. If Ersha didn't Juedi also pulled a mouth, Kong Konger hurriedly backflips and drew away, his face was faintly hurt by the wind of the palm of Ersha, Ersha rubbed his stomach, he laughed twice, who met such an opponent With their heads as big as a fight, Kong Konger drew two daggers from his waist and said coldly: "Then don't blame me for being ruthless."

His two swords were narrow and long, and suddenly looked like two iron wires. They were chilly in the moonlight. Kongkong'er pounced on Ersha's toes. Ersha squeezed his fist, but turned a blind eye to the enemy's short sword. Instead, we greeted him, and we all saw what silly idea he was making. He wanted to catch Kongkongdi's sword with his chest and then wait for the machine to give the opponent a heavy blow. But how sensitive is Kong Konger, how can he succeed?

Seeing that Kong Kong'er's sword was about to be inserted into Er's silly chest, Xiang Yu sighed, and suddenly shot from behind Kong Kong'er, grabbed his ankle alive and pulled him back, Kong Kong'er sneered: "Okay. Two. Let's come together!" Said a strange python turned over and slashed with a short sword, Xiang Yu had to let go, and Ersha rushed over there again. Upon seeing this, Xiang Yu stood aside again.

Liu Bang cursed: "Panty!"

Wu Sangui also said loudly: "Brother Xiang, it must be done. Let's take him down first."

Xiang Yu only smiled, not moving.

Master Li looked at his watch again and said, "We have less than 2 minutes left."

Liu Bang finally couldn't help but said to Zhang Bing: "Persuade him, your words are more effective than anyone else, he will do it even if he considers your safety."

Zhang Bing looked at Xiang Yu. Obsessed with his face, he said, "I just like the grand king's open-mindedness and heroic spirit, so I won't hold him back."

Liu Bang said angrily: "Now he will die in the hands of that bald head sooner or later if he doesn't make a move. You kiss and love every day. This will be able to sit back and watch whether your prince is dead or alive, whether you little lady is Yuji or not. ?"

Zhang Bing's face changed drastically, and he said excitedly: "Of course I am!"

Master Li said quietly: "In fact, Big Brother Xiang didn't care about a heroic name, but he was afraid that his beloved woman would take him lightly. He is now a fan of the authorities and can't think about things for a while." The implication is that Zhang Bing still hopes that Zhang Bing can do it. Call for help to Xiang Yu.

Zhang Bing's face changed a few times. After all, it was silent.

Hua Mulan suddenly said: "No, these foreigners seem to be waking up soon."

Liu Bang said: "Don't you have a hammer in your hand? Which one will wake up and knock which one, you still have this strength, right?"

Hua Mulan knocked on the head of a foreigner who had shook his head a few times. The man immediately stopped moving and was squeezed by the door. Hearing our words, he didn’t dare to move, but Liu Bang’s eyes were torch, pointing at him and she kept shouting: "Knock this, knock this..." Hua Mulan didn’t want to knock when the foreigner didn’t move. She was a soldier and a woman, and she didn’t like torture. Captives who have lost their resistance. Liu Bang strenuously moved to her, grabbed the hammer to save his strength and gave him a bit of strength, and then just in case, four foreigners knocked on their heads one after another like a chime...

This is the second silly person who would do it with Kongkonger. He tried to fight the enemy several times and suffered both defeats but failed. Later, he gradually lost his patience and began to wield his arms indiscriminately. The dagger pierced deeply into Ersha's shoulder. He just wanted to pull it out, but Ersha grabbed the hilt of the dagger on his shoulder. Xiang Yu couldn't stand anymore, his big hand descended from the sky and grabbed to Kongkong'er. Above his head, Kong Kong'er didn't care about drawing his sword and jumped away.

Xiang Yu glanced at Ersha guiltily. Ersha's face was pale with pain, but still grinning, and said to Xiang Yu: "I'm fine..."

"Give him to me." Xiang Yu roared and rushed towards Kong Kong'er. Kong Kong'er lost a dagger, and he was quite dysfunctional in his actions, and he couldn't make the weather just with a sword finger. Xiang Yu's fist was big and long, and a few strokes forced him back a lot.

Hua Mulan said excitedly: "Good work."

Liu Bang knocked the "chime" and said dejectedly: "It's late, we have no time."

I glanced at my watch, and it was just 10 minutes before Xiang Yu and the others ate the biscuits, which was only a second away.

Sure enough, the imposing and unstoppable Chu Bawang gradually hesitated at the speed that the naked eye can see. The big fist was as powerful as being pushed out by a machine, but now it looks like a wayward little girl is acting like a coquettish. , A giant with a height of more than two meters is gradually getting tired, and it looks strange.

Xiang Yu's last punch was almost completely slammed out under inertia, and his body was also drawn out. Kong Kong'er flashed aside and pushed lightly on his back, Xiang Yu fell to the ground crashingly, Kong Kong'er was startled. , Then suddenly, smiled and said: "I see who will save you now." He turned his head to look at Ersha, who happened to sit on the ground, still holding the hilt tightly in his hand. At the same time, Liu Bang miserable

"We missed one of the best opportunities-we could have used the old one!" We changed color at the same time, and I was annoyed: "*** You didn't say it earlier!" Liu Bang glanced at me pityingly and said: "We people, I’ve never seen a pistol, let alone use it, so I don’t have this concept in my mind. But you...why can’t you think of this method after watching so many gunfight movies? "Although I have never used a gun, it’s nothing more. It’s a safety bolt. If Ersha and Xiang Yu were able to take their guns out of the arms of a foreigner while standing still, the situation wouldn’t fall so quickly, but now it’s too late, and Liu Bang’s ringing the bell would just be able to lift it. With a small hammer, it just let it fall again by itself. Not to mention that we don't have the strength to pull the bolt, and we can't aim the gun even if we put the gun in our hands.

Kong Kong'er couldn't help being proud, and suddenly looked up to the sky with a long smile: "What is the first assassin of ancient and modern times, what is the overlord of Western Chu. None of them can hold my three punches and kicks, hahahaha..."

I only felt that his appearance was a little familiar, and I immediately remembered that it was the same virtue when Er Fat and Xiang Yu finished their decisive battle that day, and I felt lingering in my heart and said: "Ya 80% is going to be unlucky."

Anyway, according to my conclusion, once someone is so embarrassed, they are either smashed in the face by flip flops or scalped by Sanniang Hu. No one has been spared so far.

Kongkonger heard me say that. I looked around vigilantly, and when I saw everything was as usual, I wanted to laugh a few more times. At this time, a voice asked weakly, "Is Xiao Jing here?"

Kong Konger suddenly somersaulted and came to the lamp, shouting loudly: "Who?"

We only felt a flower in front of us, and a person floated from the dark, whose face was as white as paper. She was weak in figure, and the expression in her eyes was a bit distracted. At first glance, she knew that she was not too clear-headed.

I was surprised: "Zhao Bailian?"

Zhao Bailian saw me. Immediately rejoiced infinitely and said: "It's fine to find you, where is Xiaojing?"

I silently pointed to Er Sha who was sitting on the ground. Zhao Bai turned his head to look and cheered: "I found you!" As he ran to Er Sha, he was about to pull him up, Er Sha also smiled and passed it. Get out. Kong Kong'er's sword was still pierced on his shoulder, and the drug relapsed, Er's silly hand fell down halfway, Zhao Bai's face saw it, and surprised: "Who hurt you like this?"

Kongkonger saw that the man was just a fool, so he stopped looking at him, and said to me: "Where did you put everything, you can hide from others but you can't hide from me. Except for the Overlord and Jingke Sword, you at least have it in your hand. There are 300 military weapons, these are all good Gu Xun..."

Zhao Bailian saw Kong Kong'er holding another dagger in his hand, and calmly asked: "Why did you stab Xiaojing?"

Kongkonger said impatiently: "If you want to survive, just roll aside."

Zhao Bai's face scratched his head and said, "It's so familiar and murderous, I've seen you."

When Kong Konger heard these words, she looked at Zhao Bailian unexpectedly: "You can actually feel my murderous aura?" Then he said, "I have followed Xiao Qiang several times, but you have discovered whereabouts?"

When he said this, I also remembered. The first time I went to see the enrollment group with Jing Ke, Zhao Bailian yelled when he came back, and the second time I came back alone, Zhao Bailian was waking up. Broom also yelled murderously. It turned out that he had already found Kong Konger by then.

Zhao Bai looked straight at Kong Konger, still saying: "Why did you stab Xiaojing?"

Kong Kong'er was so stared at him that he took a few steps back, and asked sharply, "Who are you anyway?"

The second fool laughed and said to Kongkonger: "You can't beat him, he is my good friend Gai."

Kong Kong'er said with horror: "You are the sword **** Gainie? It is you that Jingke stabs King Qin and waits? Why didn't you go in the end?"

Er Sha said sadly: "When he knows that I'm waiting for him, I'm already dead."

Zhao Bai said with a confused face: "I don't know who I am - why did you stab Xiaojing?"

Kongkonger frantically said: "Can you ask something else?"

Zhao Bailian scratched his head embarrassedly~www.wuxiaspot.com~ and then stared at Kongkonger: "Then—why did you stab Xiaojing?" We are absolutely crushed...

Kongkonger staggered, and said angrily: "The thorn has already been pierced, what do you want?"

Zhao Bai looked up at the sky at 45 degrees (learned from Er Shao) and thought for a while, and said: "Xiao Jing knocks three heads, please forgive him, okay?" He asked Er Shao for his opinion, "What do you think? "

Before Er Shao could speak, the unbearable Kong Konger finally flew up. The short sword in his hand danced with a ball of lightning and pierced Zhao Bai's face. Everyone screamed and saw that Zhao Bai's face was shaking even when he walked. Could it have escaped this thunderous blow?

Unexpectedly, Zhao Bailian just hid from him-as early as when Kong Kong'er hadn't moved, he walked aside two steps without warning, Kong Kong'er stabbed him with a sword as if he was cooperating with him. In the passing air.

Zhao Bailian was very upset and said, "You are already challenging me. Okay, then I will accept your challenge."