The First Chaos In History

It is said that the pressure on the shoulders of men after marriage will be greater, but I feel that since I moved to a new house, I rarely sleep less than 12 hours.

Compared with me, everyone else is busy. Li Shishi’s movie has entered the post-production stage. Hua Mulan really went to see other beauty pageants, but it went against the advice I gave her. She was a good gentleman. Boast, the judges each have a light in their hands, and they light it once to the contestant to agree that the contestant will enter the next session, and Hua Mulan's light has never been turned off.

Needless to say, Xiang Yu accompanies Zhang Bing every day, and sometimes he will take her to the house for a while, but according to our observations, there is not much passion between the two people, they are more like a pair of ordinary lovers, but it seems that It’s also normal. Life smooths people out like this, especially after they leave their original living environment. After Yang Guo and Xiaolongnv quit the rivers and lakes, isn’t it the same as the life of the prince? After the prince and the princess get married, the prince will gradually become The bald old king, the princess will become a jealous queen, until they inadvertently offend a female cultivator and are cursed, and then their lively and cute little princess can only wait for the other kings to awake themselves. The story is In this way, the writers in the West rely on dragging their manuscripts to support themselves.

Qin Shihuang is just as unworthy as me. He has maintained his original life track. For others, it is interesting to do anything in a different environment, but being an emperor is not the same. Liu Bang is different. Liu Bang did it by himself, so Liu Bang is very interested in occupying the pirated market. Fatty Ying has no enthusiasm for buying up a few peasant uprisings.

But I still took a step forward. That was the launch of the tea beverage developed by Lu Yu, but I didn't expect it to be the initiator. It was just a few days after coming. On the day Mao came, he worked very hard to analyze the background of this era, and he still positioned himself as a doorman. After he realized that there is no need to siege the city, he began to think of ways to help me. Qian, classmate Mao summed up his own experience and lessons. He knew that he had to become famous as soon as possible, and there was no time for him to stand out in reality, so he quickly found the right time to put the medicinal tea developed by Lu Yu and Hua Tuo on the market. Moo, who couldn't even open the door, negotiated with people everywhere, but the feedback received was not bad. Many entrepreneurs say that Mao Sui is refreshing and cunning. He is a master of eloquence who knows that he will suffer from dealing with him, but still can’t help cooperating with him. He sometimes likes to speak in a threatening tone-about this. Understandably, the lobbyists and counselors before the Qin Dynasty were good at this trick, from Xiangru to Cao Mo to Mao Sui and so on. Especially Mao Sui and their kind of protégés, like the long talks of Ba, of course. When encountering situations that are particularly clear and difficult to use, the lobbyists will become irritated as soon as this situation occurs. , You still don't get in, making Lao Tzu angrily slap and scatter (equivalent to the five steps of blood splashing in the original text). The opposing boss's bodyguard didn't dare to step forward because he was far away from the ground, so he had to sign a contract (blood as an alliance), and the sale was completed.

Our medicated tea has been well received after it went on the market, and the money is no slower than the five-star juniper. After all, no matter how good the wine is, there are limitations. Drinks are not the same, before the production line. Mao Sui studied a certain Japanese-owned mineral water and suggested that I also print "Selected High-quality Water Sources". But I think it is unkind to do this, mainly because it is not checked. Besides, isn't the original intention of adding medicinal materials to the water to make the tap water taste better? So I printed it directly as "Public Water Supply", and Mao then said that since it was printed like this, don't try to cover it up, and simply add a parenthesis, which says: Tap water. This move made consumers feel more at ease, and the sales of medicated tea reached new highs every day.

Liu Laoliu found me that day and directly handed me a pack of chewing gum and said, "This is your salary this month."

This chewing gum is exactly the same as the ones on the market, and it is also 5 packs. With the precedent of biscuits, I didn't dare to put it in my mouth casually, and asked carefully: "What is this for?"

Liu Lao said, "When you chew the ground, you can turn your face into what you imagined."

I wondered: "What...what do you mean?"

"That is to say, before you chew it, think about the appearance of a person in your mind, and then your face will become this person, for example, if you want to be like mine..."

I hurriedly said, "It's not easy to want to be like you. I crashed it at a speed of 80 miles."

Liu Laoliu ignored my sarcasm and said: "Note

There are face changes, the height and weight are still the way you are now, so I remind you that once you become Xiang Yu, you will probably be seen through because of a discrepancy in body shape. "

I asked: "Is there any precautions, can you always change your face as long as you chew?"

Liu Lao Liu said: "Of course not. This thing is only effective when there is still a sugar flavor, and the packet I gave you can only change a face. We also have a lemon flavor that can be kept after eating. Change is much more powerful than those masters in Sichuan."

"Then why don't you give me lemon flavor?"

Liu Lao said, "You are too thick-skinned. You can change it once at a time. If it becomes more, it is easier to squeeze your facial features together because of the execution buffer."

I said, "Damn, thick skin affects internet speed?" I wanted to chew a piece and turn myself into various celebrities and take pictures in front of the house.

I was holding the gum, and suddenly a question came to my mind. I asked Liu Laoliu: "Um...I just woke up, what good is it for me to hold this stuff?" I found that the things Liu Laoliu gave me were getting more and more weird. Now, mind-reading is still practical, and you can play with it to relieve boredom. The limitation of biscuits is relatively large, not to mention the small number, even if I have countless things, what use is it? Except for very special circumstances, what is it that I turned into someone else? This time it's better. I directly sent me a pack of Erpi face special tools, which have no practical value except to make the buns become Lin Chiling.

Liu Laoliu looked a little embarrassed and stammered: "Maybe...maybe you need it in the future, don't waste it." Did he already see that I was going to use this as an aphrodisiac? By the way, he should be able to read minds too. I quietly took out my mobile phone and used one at the old liar. I glanced at the screen of the mobile phone and wrote: You use the skill number 7474748 for high-level users. You are warned once. This behavior will be recorded as a stain, and we will reserve the right to cancel your skill, as well as the right of prosecution and final interpretation...

I was stunned and said: "Damn, do you need to do this?"

Liu Laoliu smiled and said, "Small, you still want to shame me with your tricks?"

I said, "Nothing will happen. You don't even give a rule of use. Now you directly sue me for violation. You belong to the Overlord Clause."

Liu Laoliu said hehe: "It's okay. Generally, they don't bother to bother if I sue you. I will ask someone in the archives to have a meal the other day, and I will wipe the stain on you."

I slanted my eyes to look at him: "When have you been so kind to me? Are you going to have some young moth again?"

It is rare for Liu Laoliu to solemnly look at the sky and sigh, "It seems that there will be a chaos soon."

"What's wrong?"

"I don't understand, this is my hunch."

I was depressed and said: "Aren't you a god? Are you going to be condemned by the heavens or do you want to save the catastrophe?"

Liu Laoliu said sadly: "Some things are beyond the control of the gods. If you can't pass this level, it will be a catastrophe!"

I said: "The Heaven Index has also fallen below 1,300 points.

Liu Laoliu shook his head and said: "The Monkey King went to 1500 when he was making trouble in the Heavenly Palace-as soon as I remembered, when your five-star juniper went on the market, you gave me some original shares. Especially when it comes to eating and drinking, the poison may be detected at any time."

I:"……"

After Liu Laoliu left, Yan Jingsheng called me ~www.wuxiaspot.com~ and said that the central, provincial, and municipal governments had all issued documents, asking us to prepare to receive visits from a group of international friends, including martial arts from various countries. There are various forms of athletic groups and major mainstream media in the world. This visit is a bane planted during the competition in Singapore. No one wants to know what school has cultivated such abnormal and large numbers of talents.

Yan Jingsheng asked me: "Do we organize some students to rehearse a welcome ceremony or something?"

I said: "No need, they are coming and not we invited, you don't have to say at the student side, when will the group of people come and when, let's be the same as usual."

"Then you have to hire some relevant leaders?"

"Look at that, by the way, please invite Principal Zhang."

Yan Jingsheng smiled and said, "This is natural, the honorary principal must be invited."

I said: "Let's get rid of the word reputation, and make the old man happy with the excitement."

Yan Jingsheng was taken aback, then said sadly, "I understand."